Reminder that Tony Khan is more handsome than literally any one in these thread :)
wwe booking killed dom
DOMHAUSENCURSED
Penta will lose, WM 42 opening for night 1 will be Dom vs Finn for the IC title in a tables match
Tranny thread
Curse mentioned. I don't see how Dom wins unless they are just burying Danhausens gimmick right off the bat (I'm fine with that)
How the fuck is this lanky nigga 3 points higher than Penta
I want you…To buy Wrestlemania tickets.
CURSED
Dom’s going under since last year needs to be studied
After this i am going to make fried rice with 5 eggs, shallots, whole bulb of garlic, lots of green onions, onions sauce, sesame oil, chicken powder, and chili garlic sauce
>The Mulltet-o-matic
theres going to be a segment eventually where danhausen curses someone and it becomes a storyline where the guy chases him backstage looking to get uncursed and he keeps getting unlucky
Danhausen blocked me.
>>19995352he had all the momentum in the world but he kept on getting injured
>>19995356I’ve already imagined this with my CAW creation. It ends with me and Danhausen winning the tag titles.
>>19995356>the only way to break the curse is to give away the love of your life to another>Liv kisses Oba
>>19995354/ck/ is the othe4 way bo
Imagine Michael Cole in the Cucking Caverns
>roman promo
>>19995368Kill yourself
Have all of the mens matches on this show involved luchadors?
>>19995368Fake fan. The only way to break the curse is to give Danhausen monies and/or a blimp.
I summon Octagon to curse Penta to not win for being a sellout towards OG EGA
>>the only way to break the curse is to give away the love of your life to another>>Liv kisses Oba
>>19995352he won the title off of cena and they had him sit and do nothing for three weeks
>>19995354Why does my rice always clump together the day after? Wrong amount of water, not steaming it long enough?
they should make a lore where Danhaussen came across Heyman last year and cursed The Vision and that caused all the injuries
>>19995315
So what are we thinkin, will tonight's Roman/Punk promo be as good as the last one?
>>19995384Code?
Why is Van Wilder trying to sell me a phone
It's over. There is no chance he will be at wrestlemania now
>>19995384ves este dedo hijo!
>>19995389I typically use old rice leftover from takeout. You want it to be kind of stale. If youre making it yourself, ive read to use less water
>>19995398Part owner
>>19995394No
>>19995394Roman is a dimeless retard and Punk says the same thing every week, so there’s a 99% chance it’ll suck
>>19995394it'll be better
>>19995399say sike
>>19995394what a repulsive entity
creative have ruined dom
gayWWEFor retards, by retards.Kekk.
Dom doesn't swing his legs correctly during the 3 amigos. Never has.
Is there anything left on the card after this or just Big Dog and Pepsiman?
I'm having GIGAMELTDOWN
Where the hell is Roxxy
>>19995411https://x.com/GroovyBruce/status/2028628509128876473https://youtu.be/Jo3iL_GjI_8
>>19995394it depends on if they’re allowed to bury drew mcintyre once and for all
Also The masses are turning on gayWWE btw
>>19995431servicing phils gigantic member backstage
>>19995315yeah except me
>>19995435Codys gonna do that on Friday when he pins Drew clean
Why is Eddie Arango all of a sudden making sure the shoulders are on the mat?
I think he's seething because CM PUNK is going to show up, he hates him so much
Doms boots are cool. White on the left side and black on the right side. Makes it look like they change colors when he changes directions.
>>19995399how could danhausen do this
>>19995452
>>19995399Groovy.
>>19995439>The massesShould lose weight then
Finn face turn
sirs, raman regins almost time . the food is ready . proper seasoning , not too spicy for britishers !
>>19995452why does meltzer keep him hired if its well know he went after little girls?
FINN FACE TURN GIGAPOO
I just remembered Penta switched to the Mexican Destroyer because that was Blue Demon JR's finisher and he was one of his mentors and had some brutal fights
BURIED AHHAHAHAHA
FINALLY
MUCHO DINERO
CURSEHAUSEN
No fucking way
cursed
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PENTABROS WE’RE CAMPIONES
based
AND NEWWWWWWWW
IT'S DOMVER
PENTA BROS!!! TONGIHTS FINALLY OUR NIGHT!!!
Rey Fenix confirmed Jannetty
the curse run begins
baaaseeed
They ruined Dom just to get Punk's boyfriend over KEK
Wow.... Fuck this company
THANK YOU DANHAUSEN
desu Lucha Underground is how I got into wrestling, cool to see this
the end of Judgement Day begins now
BUT WHAT ABOUT REY DE REYES I WANT DOM TO HAVE HIS TITLES
ITS OVERTHE CURSE IS OVER
NO FINN WHY DID YOU DO THAT CABRON
CUT THE MUSIC AND BRING OUT THE REAL WINNERLET'S GO DANHAUSEN
good match
At this point Judgment day needs to take out finn he's ruining the stable
>>19995494DIMES
good finish
>>19995494Hat too small
feels like they are stalling for time
IS PENTA DIMES OR NO DIMES
Why are they changing titles so close to WM? Now Drew is going to lose his title...
PENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR
>danhausen curses a superstar who ends up benoiting himself or getting owen hartedwho will it be?
>>19995315>5'5
SUCK IT
>>19995507He’s pesos I’m afraid
>>19995507big dimes
>>19995493He's gonna lose that one too
YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!CERO MIEDO PUTOS!!!Thank you Basedhausen
>>19995507wasnt Penta one of the top merch sellers of 2025 behind cena?The very definition of dimes.
>All 3 matches have featured luchadorsNeat
PENTA EL (1) UNO VICTORIAS
BASED PENTALETS FUCKING GOFUCK DIRTY DOM, SKINNYFAG BORING FAGGOT
I do NOT acknowledge Roman
>>19995514He's already the most powerful in the company
Time for a Roman 30 minute promo
So is the curse still valid? Or is it like 1 bad thing happens to some per curse?
Would Drew vs Aldis be a good match like Bryan vs Nigel mcguinness?
1
oh lord I hate casual Roman
RAW is good again
>>19995507gigadimes, always has been
penta maintained his overness throughout the year even when they were kinda fumbling him, it’s good he’s finally belted up
Danhausen gets first servings at the carne asada
>Liv's face after tonight
1I LOVE MY TRIBAL CHIEFI ACKNOWLEDGE YOU MY TRIBAL CHIEF
>no women's matches tonight.Damn.
SHEEEESH
>>19995531barely showed up and already destroyed JD, what's next for the prince of darkness?
I haven't watched wrestling since 2016. Why is Roman not shitty now?
wtf I forgot OTC won they Royal Rumble
>>19995545NOOT NOOT
20 bucks says punk mentions dhausen during the promo.
We are poaching Roman when his contract is up next year BTW:)
Drew is losing again to Cody...I think I'm honestly just gonna tune into another promotion this is garbage so far and WrestleMania looks to be mid af
>>19995533'you are cursed' sounds pretty permanent and indefinite lel
I love Casual Roman I always get new fits new kicks
sooooooooooo i met an alien
>>19995554He got better at promos and redeemed himself
>when you buy something online and mess up the size
CHADHAUSEN GOT PENTA THE WIN WITH CURSE MAGIK
Faghausen v Punk v Roman in the WM Main EventFucking hate these faggots
Time for the man that killed AEWand raped Tony KwabCMPUNK
roman was BUILT for BBC
>>19995549LOL get fucked you little simp faggot.And RAW has been great
>>19995562Jacob is gonna force a DQ that will set up the 4-way at Wrestlemania.
>Heyman gets heemed>Danhausen becomes the next oracle
Danhausen vs Penta for the IC title at mania is gonna be absolute dimes
>>19995514Lil nigga better let Penta rail some Danhookers tonight
>>19995566>>19995533i was watching and I thought it's just "you just made the list" but infinitely less funny
>By far the best RAW of the year>No women's matches Interesting...
Faithless fools bout to be BTFO
What did LA do to Heyman?
>>19995569But enough about my uncle Ricardo
>>19995592many will deny this fact
>>19995580We'll see how the ratings are, you misogynist incel.
>>19995581jacob will screw drew but it’ll just go to being a singles match which drew will also lose
>roman entrance>go take a shit>come back>it hasn't finished
Is Roman “supposed” to be a heel?
>>19995592id like to think paul finally got a clue but chances are its just a fluke
Doesn't "OTC" mean over the counter? Like when you go to get prescription drugs....
>>19995581dunno i think they might legimatly do Drew/Aldis
>>19995592>>19995549
May another 5 mins of music
>>19995602he’s kinda tweenerish, he’s working heel vs phil
Otis T, Otis T!Always nice when Alpha Academy gets its flowers.
cm cuck
WHEELS DON'T LOOKYOUR BLOOD PRESSURE
>no womeme matches Holy fucking based Raw tonight
>>19995601You really should finish shitting before coming back.
He's RomanThat's all above all the other worker shit
OTC OTC OTC
>>19995561Is it..........IT IS! Whats Ronald Monarch doing in the Dynamite Zone!?
>>19995361Blockedhausen
>no midget>no puta>show’s good againHah, FUCK race traitors
>>19995604Phil will steal this line
>Seth wins the WM41 match between him/Punk/Roman>ends up having to job to Logan Paul at WM42 while Punk and Roman main event for the title he once hadis it a KWAB moment?
Roman please just spray fart in CM Punkass's face just once
Who's grandpa is that and why is he in a WWE ring ?
Phil
FUCKjust got shipped to Iran
>phil
They haven’t been called “tweets” in like 3 years
>the resident "incel" didn't even notice that there were no women's matches on the show.>suddenly starts spamming it all over the board to live up to his gimmick. Weird.
Whats everyone gooning to tonight?
Fragile Phil
Finner
Longterm storytelling
I could make love to everyone ITT before the show ends
Call him Joe Phil
>>19995635RIP brother
STOP FUCKING YAPPING YOU BONEBAG AND BRING OUT DIMEHAUSEN
what if Roman pulls out the fragile ego fragile mind line from Mox?
>>19995592>>19995580It has?
>>19995638Nice to see you're so worked :) best raw of the year and there were no womeme.
>>19995645I can't get hard anymore.
Punk is totally writing his wife's promos, isn't he? They are both equally unbearable.
Dean mentioned!
Chris hero bros this could have been us
>I don't hold grudgesAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHAHAHHAAHHAHHAAGA
BULLSHIT
>>19995638>complaining about le incel>can't admit the inferiority of womeme's "wrestling"
this raw is proof women need to be segregated to their own show, everyone wins with that.
DEANETTEY BTFO
>>19995653Keep going, "incel".
cook him, roman
Yeah women will find ways to deflect that Punk just said something misogynistic
He sees the cancer
Emotional lady? Misogynist Punk?
I heard trans
Every segment between these two is the same
>>19995638Nobody likes womens wrestling but faggots lil simp bro
Mention Kassius Ohno. I dare you faggots.
>”I’m going to finish the job the cancer started”Holy shit Punk
Roman gotta chill with the government name
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh
Roman's right
Lady, phil? Come on, now
roman reigns just shit on this general
HEY ROMANS TALKING ABOUT ME
THATS ME
He's talking about us!
Ramen workfin the smarks into a shoot
>trips talking thru roman rn
Roman's shootin
Roman you piece of shit. Stop describing me!
4chan mentioned
OH SHIT OTC IS SHOOTING
Roman talking about me?
>>19995653>>19995667>>19995668>>19995681And again.
>>19995677Zebra doesn't change its stripes. He has always hated women and always will.
>>19995688But I hate CM Punk!
HOLY SHIT/PW/ CALLED OUT BY ROMAN
WTF? HE JUST ATTACKED US BROS???
Lol Roman just buried you unemployed virgin losers
NICK FUENTES BTFO
what does Roman know about being a draw kek
How can you be a literal virgin in your 30s
/PW/ BTFO
KEK CHEZLETS BURIED
>>19995698kek
Punk's merch sales are shit btw
OTC OTC OTC!!!
>>19995694PW HE SAID PW
>shooting on NXThey now, that's not cool
literally just tore my roman poster down from my wall
flubbed that entire promo geg
Holy shit, it's Hangman Page mixed with Eddie Kingston. Fuck Punk.
Roman should show up more than twice a year to shows, he’s actually pretty good at promos
>>19995702Why are you coping?
This is lame.
Phil's triggered
HOLY MOTHER FUCKING BASED BIG DOG
>samoan goblinskek
Damn Phil is seething
SMATCH? The fuck slurring is that
>>19995728kek'd
KINOOOOOO
Roman fucking killed him
>>19995734Why are you spamming your gimmick?
LMFAO HOLY COW FRAGILE PHIL FUCKING BURIED
>didn't mention using his pull to get danhausenTHIS NIGGA CAN'T SHOOT
Unc worked into a seethe kek
Hit him, faggot!
RAWllicion
THE TRIBAL CHIEF IS GONNA SMATCH THENwtf does smatch mean
YOU LACK HATE, SASUKE
Drew needs to claymore Punk right now
I hate how hard they are trying to create tension and hatred between these two its not natural
CM CHUD!CM CHUD!CM CHUD!
Jericho reference.
>you just made the listMESSAGE
OH SHIT
THE LIST!
I watched this whole lame show. Where's Danhausen?
YOUR DAD IS DEAD
wew
uhhhh ok
Zamn
Which Samoan is Roman's dad?
Cooked his ass
phil shootin on his 4 year reign with help from his family
Lol
>>19995767He cursed Dom in a backstage segment.
>you just made the lostJericho confirmed
BURIED ALIVE MATCH? I LOVE THAT IDEA
they gave punk the upper hand this week romans gonna go hard next time
ho boy totally not a scripted dig at his dead dad
>>19995752I'm gonna smatch you.
>>19995767like 3/4 in the show
>>19995767nigga he literally cursed Dom
>holy heckin' referencerino!
>>19995767On the show and responsible for Dom's loss
Who is his dad?
Who's the face and who's the heel?
>not replying with, "that's fine.. just like I'll bury you next to LARRY"
>>19995745I'm not spamming and it's not a gimmick, I'm acknowledging that it's inferior
Holy fuck, he quoted Chris Jericho. What's wrong with this performative queer?
COOk HIS ASS
Wait a minute Rocky johnson is DEAD?
>your coconut niggers aren’t here to help youPhil you can’t say that on tv!
oh we taking this to hell and i'm all for it
How was that any good? Roman really had him seething
That was a PIPEBOMB!
>>19995740>SMATCH?>The fuck slurring is thatHe slurred/botched several words.Modern lame niggas will still call a promo with botches in it "great".This is lame. Roman's always been lame, and Punk is a shell of himself.Thank God it ended. Wack show.
lol @ Roman mouthing "what the fuck did you just say"
>>19995780We don't get fun things like that anymore
>>19995774Sika.
sad the crowd didnt get the chris hero reference
Yeah they totally didn't just agree to use Roman's dad as an insult to get the crowd going "Oooooh" 5 minutes before they came out
Great fucking episode tonight bros we are a-FEASTIN
Yo raw is only 2.5 hours now? This is the first time I watch in a year. Danhausen is why I checked it out
>>19995802You're stupid af
>>19995794Because Punk would start crying on air and complain to HHH that Roman takes things too far.
Damn, that last line from Punk was cold
>>19995804feel bad for you. you sat through 2 and a half hours and didn't enjoy it.You should really jsut turn it off once its not entertaining you. Use your time on Earth more wisely.
THEMS FIGHTING WORDSPunk is gonna SMATCH Roman
Who do we think won? I think Roman destroyed him
>>19995814need to pay netflix for the rest of the show
>>19995814>Yo raw is only 2.5 hours now?Yes. Smackdown is 3hrs however
>I'm gonna bury you next to your father
>>19995814Based. Yes it's about 2.5 hours usually.
>>19995826>Le heckin send him to nxt Lmfao weak ass promo
>>19995798he got a sticky
>>19995838he said send him down to 'cheat' then quickly corrected himself by saying 'teach'. freudian slip there
That father line was so unrelated, he just needed le edgy comment. Made no sense to being up his irrelevant father
>i’ll bury you next to all the kids aj aborted behind your backjesus roman just because raw went off the air doesn’t mean it’s not getting recorded
>>19995788Dammit, I missed it due to buffering.
That was a really solid raw.
>>19995683>>19995799>>19995851The cancer line would be kino tho.
>>19995869No women’s matches. This is what it could be every week.
>>19995869Who would've thought the only thing you had to do was not include any shitass womeme matches
>>19995880>>19995881its crazy that thats all it took to make it a good show
>>19995881>>19995880That part. Watch pu
>>19995890*watch out though because that angry simp will accuse all 3 of us of being his boogeyman aewtranny for enjoying RAW(???)
>>19995880>>19995890>>19995885You're all AEW trannies
>>19995297CM Punk is insufferable.Imagine taking a decade off wrestling, calculating everyone elses retirement and burnout who was better than you, just so you can have the spot light because he couldnt cut it with real stars in the picture.
>>19995297
