>top selling shirt in all of wrestling>millions of views on socials>drawing milly's on raw>already going into the hall of fameVery dimes, very mainstream!
>>19996089Actually Dimesolition's shirt is outselling his
After hearing the boos at elimination chamber I thought this guy was fucked. The backstage segment was good tonight though. The merch sales are wild too. The curse being effective is a nice way to generate interest early on. This guy might actually be huge if the WWE machine gets fully behind him. I think his backstage interactions will be the main draw. Short clippable moments. That, and oddball tagteam pairings. I can actually see it working if they do it right.
>>19996100KWABhausensissies...
>>19996089I like how threatened Danhausen makes hoggers feel. He hasn't seethed like this in a grip.
>>19996100Outselling?
It's wild he was also the all-time top merch seller in AEW according to statistics. Sold 3x as much merch as Sting during the same time period.
>>19996128"the icon" Danhausen
>>19996128I just found out about this. I had no clue he was moving merch like that. Tony must be punching air right now.
>>19996110chatgpt ahh comment
>>19996089Absolute Dimeshausen.
>>19996136Tony fumbled again!
>>19996110
>>19996089HOLY FUCKING DIMES
>>19996128>>19996136Tony never liked him and only signed him because he was over on the indies for IWC smark cred.
>>19996089Very evil! Very dimes! Very evil! Very dimes!
>>19996142>>19996170Shut up you faggot niggers, stop being mad someone is actually trying to discuss wrestling instead of being retarded.
>>19996125It's still at the front of the top sellers order. It just doesn't have that featured 'most popular' tag on it
>>19996100How has demolition stayed so over for so long?
>>19996332They're in order of how recently they were listed. Why would the number 1 shirt not have a special indicator of being a/the top seller.
>>19996089What a GOAT
>>19996346Don't try to talk sense into the Hogginator.
>>19996346
He's performing black magic in order to boost his sales. Danhausen arriving right as the eclipse occurs. This isn't a coincidence. Danhausen is the /x/ approved wrestler.
>>19996340walking disasters will never not be over
>>19996089Finally something my very good friends at /r/SquaredCircle/ and my very good friends at /pw/ can agree on. We all love that Danhausen. Very dimes, very based!
>>19996128It’s well known that that Cotton futures have fucking spiked in anticipation of Danhausen’s latest exclusive shirt drop, it’s influencing global economics. It could be said that Danhausen IS an economy unto himself. When he was on his revenge spree he sold so much bootleg merch out of the trunk of his car both companies had massive layoffs in their sales and marketing divisions. He’s currently sitting comfy as the #2 shirt of all time, slightly Austin 3:16 but well ahead of the b&w NWO. However if you don’t adjust for inflation….
dronies be like>i don't care if this guy can wrestle or entertain me, how much money can he make for the corporation?
>>19996100who the fuck is buying that orton shirt. i have a sneaking suspicion that their site might be kayfabe too
>>19997174It's limited edition to commemorate a specific event someone went to
>>19996089He did put the kybosh on Jim Cornette's theory that everyone that comes out of a box is instantly over!
>>19997174The local stuff with city names and dates on them have been a big hit since Nick Khan pushed for it.
>>19996089Don't forget he got fingered by Jade Cargill
I'm glad he's in WWE. WWE fans are more receptive to his schtick and I don't have to see him.
>>19997181He is over though
>>19996100They put it there artifically as a shilling method, nobody would be buying merch of those jobbers otherwise
>>19997174It looks like ass but it may be the last short of Randy so his fans are happy with it
>on TV before Royce Keyeslmao
>>19996089Very fingered, very emasculated
>>19996142Faggot ASS comment. chatgpt has never written a 5-word sentence like "The merch sales are wild too".
>>19997211?????
>>19996142why are these guys spelling out their speech impediments now?
>>19996089I genuinely don't understand why the crowd didn't like him. He seemed fine?
>>19996089Danhausen made a chaotic and unforgettable impact with his Elimination Chamber appearance, bringing his signature very nice, very evil energy. His performance had the crowd buzzing, proving that personality can shine just as brightly as power inside the Chamber. When he followed it up with his Raw debut on WWE Raw, it felt like the start of something special. The atmosphere shifted the moment his music hit, and fans immediately embraced the moment. If this debut is any indication, Danhausen’s run on WWE’s biggest stage is going to be very nice, very evil, and impossible to ignore. The merch sales are wild, too. What do y'all think? What does the future hold for WWE's newest comedic sensation?
>>19997211>>19997467'f s'
>>19996089Its the initial piggalo rush for a new fumble coming into the prison fed, it will all die out within a month like Penta did
>>19996100Jesus fucking christ, how old are most Edrones
>>19997174I just hope my XXXL Randy Orton 2026 Elimination Chamber Chicago commemorative shirt arrives before Saturday so I can wear it to the college party and impress the girlsSeriously though what guy is walking around wearing a T-shirt featuring a half naked guy who’s way more jacked than them? Is it exclusively Down syndrome sufferers buying these?
>>19996089Tony fumbled hard by benching Basedhausen. You cares with he was selling a few knock-offs out of the trunk of his car
>>19997614>Seriously though what guy is walking around wearing a T-shirt featuring a half naked guy who’s way more jacked than them? Is it exclusively Down syndrome sufferers buying these?
>people will get tired of the gimmick quick>he'll start getting loudly booed >they'll turn him heel where he will start doing the gimmick ironically and be self-aware how cringe it is >crowds will get on his side and start cheering him >he'll turn face again but will never be as over as he was during his peak and people won't care about him enough to boo screencap this
ITT: Drones getting worked by Shopify addons lmaooo
>>19997713People will turn on Cody any week too, and they will turn on LA Knight, and the Punk meltdown is coming any day now too
>>19997727>People will turn on Cody any week tooKek they already have
Pair him with Truth and be an underdog face team chasing the tag titles.
>>19997636EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY
>>19997614it really ain't that deep it's just a fuckin tshirt
he's going to be the new le wacky guy who randomly shows up backstage for comic relief like r-truth
>>19997160SC hates Dimeshausen now because he left their fanfic fed for the Big Leagues
>Tranhausen
>gets his ass violated by Big Bantz Jade
>>19997554>AI slop cut n pasteKill yourself
>>19996340pain and destruction is their middle name
>>19999642https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
You guys do understand that the "best sellers" list is a work, right?
>>19996346>They're in order of how recently they were listed.No that would be if they were sorted by newest arrival. This is clearly listed by top sellers as it shows in the screenshot. Go look on the site right now
>from bootleg shirts to topping the merch charts of WWElong term storytelling
>>20001814No it isn't. Christian got shoot buried back in the day because his shit was outselling Cena's album
>>20001858You're comparing e-commerce software and strategy from 20 years ago to today.
>>20001869I get where you're coming from entirely. But they'd only be working themselves by trying to downplay something that's selling well. The 'most popular' tags are for sure a work. Those they can slap on whatever they want to feature and keep there for however long. But the 'top sellers' sorting changes in real time
>tranhausen
Add to him the list of >Penta>Mr. Iguanaof wrestlers that fans worship for a month and then totally forget about.
can anyone tell me how do wrestlers benefit from putting his shit gimmick over? he just feels like a step down for every wrestler
let's see what numbers dronies are simping for this week>t shirtsfucking lmao. i bet you fags jerk off to excel sheets.
>>20002316>>19999992>20000000
Why is his physique so shit? It's below local indie jobber physique level. I had a better physique than him after 5 or 6 months of working out recreationally. Does he actually not work out at all anymore? He was a bit better built when he debuted in AEW, but even then he made Adam Cole look jacked standing next to him.
>>19996128All it means is that very few people order merch in the grand scheme of things. Are you really a draw because 250 balding beardfats from Bluesky buy your shirt?
People immediately picking up on "cursed" when he cursed Dom is a good sign for him, I think he'll get over
>>20003027Noticed that too. In a backstage segment no less. I was surprised how many people were into it
>>19997636i bet this guy thinks he looks like edge
>>20001844I don't believe anyone actually bought that Demolition shirt
>>19996089yeyeyeye
>>20003027because dom is the perfect person to get people over, imagine if he cursed roman his fans would have killed him
>>20004674Yeah thats the scary part. As soon as he "curses" someone people like theres gonna be backlash
>>20004723if he cursed anyone other than dom it would of killed his gimmick imo
>>20004674Yeah because Roman fans are all Indians and they actually believe in magic
>>20004786you think any wrestler would want to waste their time on filler instead of progressing their career and chase titles??
>>19996089He's like the only funny character in wrestling at the moment and people are desperate for even passable comedy nowadays
