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Wrestlers whose asses you coul(...) 03/05/26(Thu)20:06:03 No.20012068

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Wrestlers whose asses you could kick if you want. Anonymous 03/05/26(Thu)20:06:03 No.20012068 Archived

Objectively, I'm better than Janela in every way. If I want, I could send him to the hospital in front of Megan and make her wet (unless the only reason she's with him is because he's her personal drug dealer).

I'm better looking, taller, stronger, I'm tougher, I have a bigger dick and balls, and I could definitely make love to Megan a lot better than him. Anyway, in this thread we openly declare which wrestler you could beat in a bare-knuckle street fight if that were the case.

Minis like Kemonito or Kemalito don't count.

Anonymous
03/05/26(Thu)20:10:08 No.20012087

Anonymous 03/05/26(Thu)20:10:08 No.20012087

>>20012068
Everyone on this board could heem Punk

Anonymous
03/05/26(Thu)20:16:36 No.20012138

Anonymous 03/05/26(Thu)20:16:36 No.20012138

>>20012068
Probably most of the guys under 6 foot 5. Maybe some of the shorter guys with extensive wrestling/mma training could take me out though. I would have my son personally beat the piss out of cm phil and jay usos.

Anonymous
03/05/26(Thu)20:21:03 No.20012161

Anonymous 03/05/26(Thu)20:21:03 No.20012161

>>20012087
Not me. I'm a quadriplegic and legally blind

Anonymous
03/05/26(Thu)20:22:37 No.20012169

Anonymous 03/05/26(Thu)20:22:37 No.20012169

>>20012068
I could beat up Iyo.

Anonymous
03/05/26(Thu)20:23:26 No.20012176

Anonymous 03/05/26(Thu)20:23:26 No.20012176

>>20012169
Based phil

Anonymous
03/05/26(Thu)20:25:25 No.20012185

Anonymous 03/05/26(Thu)20:25:25 No.20012185

>>20012068
That double amputee that showed up in AEW one time.

Anonymous
03/05/26(Thu)20:27:35 No.20012194

Anonymous 03/05/26(Thu)20:27:35 No.20012194

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>>20012068
>Beating Janela's ass to thirst for Megan Bayne
>Not beating Janela's ass to avenge Sabu
Get off this board, faggot.

Anonymous
03/05/26(Thu)20:29:17 No.20012198

Anonymous 03/05/26(Thu)20:29:17 No.20012198

>its another joey makes a thread about himself episode

Anonymous
03/05/26(Thu)20:33:37 No.20012211

Anonymous 03/05/26(Thu)20:33:37 No.20012211

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>>20012194
That corpse won't offer you the delicious WARM and wet sensations that Bayne will...

Anonymous
03/05/26(Thu)20:53:29 No.20012314

Anonymous 03/05/26(Thu)20:53:29 No.20012314

most people here could beat up danhausen

Joey
03/05/26(Thu)20:57:26 No.20012332

Joey 03/05/26(Thu)20:57:26 No.20012332

>>20012068
Lol. Who've you even killed?

Anonymous
03/05/26(Thu)21:16:09 No.20012410

Anonymous 03/05/26(Thu)21:16:09 No.20012410

>>20012068
John Hennigan looks like Tarzan, and boxes like Jane.

Anonymous
03/05/26(Thu)21:59:38 No.20012626

Anonymous 03/05/26(Thu)21:59:38 No.20012626

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>>20012087
I dont know if everyone could but id say most could.

Anonymous
03/06/26(Fri)00:13:57 No.20013145

Anonymous 03/06/26(Fri)00:13:57 No.20013145

>>20012626
Many are saying this

Anonymous
03/06/26(Fri)00:23:16 No.20013181

Anonymous 03/06/26(Fri)00:23:16 No.20013181

>>20012211
>Megan Bayne looks like Lola Vice's evolution in this pic
Muh dick

Anonymous
03/06/26(Fri)00:25:19 No.20013189

Anonymous 03/06/26(Fri)00:25:19 No.20013189

Another Janela seethe thread?

Anonymous
03/06/26(Fri)01:08:12 No.20013325

Anonymous 03/06/26(Fri)01:08:12 No.20013325

>>20012068
I could not only beat but rape joey janella
But I wont rape him because he seems gay as fuck
What kind of man goes around calling himself the buttboy ?
I could also beat batista and dwayne
White Power brother

Anonymous
03/06/26(Fri)09:52:28 No.20014691

Anonymous 03/06/26(Fri)09:52:28 No.20014691

>>20013181
Naah Megan is a thousand times better than that cuban slut with absolutely nothing special about her.

Anonymous
03/06/26(Fri)09:53:33 No.20014694

Anonymous 03/06/26(Fri)09:53:33 No.20014694

>>20013189
Afraid so.

Anonymous
03/06/26(Fri)10:02:49 No.20014708

Anonymous 03/06/26(Fri)10:02:49 No.20014708

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>>20012068

Anonymous
03/06/26(Fri)12:53:12 No.20015383

Anonymous 03/06/26(Fri)12:53:12 No.20015383

>>20014708
Repugnant nepobitch

Anonymous
03/06/26(Fri)12:57:03 No.20015399

Anonymous 03/06/26(Fri)12:57:03 No.20015399

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I'd slap this fake tough guy right in the face and all those years of working leave him instantly. He sees something real, something legit and feel fear. Then I destroy him. WWE, UFC, doesn't matter. Its all a work, all fake.

Anonymous
03/06/26(Fri)13:10:49 No.20015454

Anonymous 03/06/26(Fri)13:10:49 No.20015454

>>20013189
>>20014694
if I ever see the bitch boy Joey Jannetty IRL I'm slapping the shit out of him

Anonymous
03/06/26(Fri)13:13:16 No.20015473

Anonymous 03/06/26(Fri)13:13:16 No.20015473

Not only could I beat the ass of every modern wrestler I’d also be a better fake wrestler than them.
I remember yard trading with my brother and I hit him with a cross body and we accidentally rolled through and he ended up on top. I held him on top of me and we made that the finish cause it was cooler and more dynamic than anything we were going to do. At 10 years old I handled a botch better and improvised better than any wrestler currently under the age of 50.