>Drew McIntyre to battle Cody Rhodes in an Undisputed WWE Championship Match>Rhea Ripley comes to SmackDown ready to battle Jade Cargill at WrestleMania>The MFTs' next challengers to be determined in a No. 1 Contenders' Tag Team Turmoil Match>Carmelo Hayes to host a United States Title Open Challenge>The Irresistible Forces’ WWE Women's Tag Team Championship Celebration>Cody Rhodes vs Drew McIntyre for the WWE Championship
MCMG should win
>am from the Motor City>couldn't care less about MCMG
RAISE YOUR DICKSSPLURT SPLURT
MMMMMMMMMbadass thread
>>20018364raise your spliffs*puff puff*
>>20018357thoughts on detroit legend kevin nash?
Ten minutes ago, I was happily yanking my crank to 4 hot girls wrestling and now I have to watch some old midgets put someone else over.Life isn't fair.
Every week I join the SD/Raw gamethreads hoping to see non split threads and every week i'm disappointed
>Sami Zayn is now a passive aggressive cuckWhat happened Samibros?
>>20018391>4 hot girls
What do you think the odds are we get another random AAA talent for tag turmoil? Aren't there only like 4 teams and the champs at this point?
>>20018392The guy who does it has immunity. Get used to it.
>>20018389Hang all micks
Holy shit fraxiom forgot about those guys
I don't know why they bother employing legacy hangarounds like MCM when they have done absolutely nothing to elevate the division and have never been over
>jobber entrance for FraxiomRoad Dogg must pay for the damage he did
>>20018396>AAA talentWho cares?
>>20018392the guy that makes the shitty threads intentionally, despite saying that he does it just to troll, never gets banned
>tag team turmoilHow hard is it to come up with a fucking story
>gauntlet matchThe worst shit imaginable
>>20018395the other 3 are hot too stop lying anon
Damn, Priest and Truth are winning this aren’t they? Don’t you just love it when thrown together guys beat established teams?
>tag team termoilthey just be making up match types
>>20018391Charlotte’s next solo gimmick should be >Life isn’t FlairShe gets everything handed to her and is the queen of privilege. If this has already been done, sorry I’m a zakko.
>>20018396smack has enough good teams that they shouldn't need to call the lucha circusgod how fucking hard is it to just pick up where you left off last summer with the smackdown tagswe had KINO
>>20018394that’s been him for his entire career? he’s a low test faggot in every gimmick
I like gauntlet matches
>>20018416i forgot they were in this match
>>20018420Yeah, she is getting the tag belt
>midget and a Mexican do flips for 15 minutes>women's tag match >two midget tag teams having an aew match. No wonder Road Dogg quit.
he bonked his noggin on the railing
crowd already more alive than with womeme trashget a fucking clue already stupid fucks
>>20018411>shitty threads it’s the same fucking thing
damn shelley watch out
lexi is a cutie !
why am i getting bleep bleep bleep in the middle of a match on international netflixshouldn't this only be for like actual breaks inbetween the matches and segments, not when stuff is happening
>Road Dogg fucks off>tag division comes back as wrestlers hmmmm
Didn't we just have an ad break 2 minutes ago
>>20018438If it's the same thing then quit crying tranny
>>20018417That name has been around since the Attitude Era. How new are you?
>>20018440Sorry. No refunds.
BEEP BEEP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP
>>20018440i miss this big assed bitch posting half naked on instagram every wednesday cucking her onions husband
why do they cut to the BOOP BOOP BOOP mid match i know its a filler one but still lmao
>>20018449Main Event is supposedly gonna be commercial free tonight, got to fit them in somehow.
Are the Street Profits finally returning?
>>20018440>2025OOF
>>20018445Because it's a full screen ad in the US and they apparently turn the cameras off or something.
>>20018450i’ll stop crying when you stop splitting threads like a retarded faggot
what's the gimmick here this is like a contendership match?>>20018460montez got hugely fat in their time off, they're not back on tv until he fixes that
>>20018449>nooticesLook at you, ya fukkin nooticer. You’re not supposed to nootice.Just buy your pop tarts and Philly cream cheese.
>>20018466But it's the same thing you said so why cry?
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
>>20018464why do non american chads have to suffer for your shit its supposed to be adless on netflix
SHELLEY KWABS THE CAMERA
>>20018454>from 6’10 big show and 6’3 brick to 6’6 strowman and 5’6 bronson reed holy fucking grimola
>>20018470You put cream cheese on your pop tarts?Weird.
>>20018473no way an esl indian is the thread bitch
THAT WAS 3
>>20018475>supposed to be adless on netflixIt clearly says (with ads) on the play button.
Reminder
>>20018440It'll cost her...
WTF
GARZA BRUDDAS
fucking ref
>they set him up for the facial
KWAB
>fucked up ref countMCMG heel turn soon
>>20018488thea bros…. why was she fucking this
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MCMG LMFAAOOO
Jesus. Just let MCMG work TNA again
>>20018490I'll bet she has to change her sheets almost every day after farting all night in them.
Truth and Priest as a team should've happened ages ago instead of the Alieister Black purgatory arc
does anyone remember that brief berto face turn/solo push tease thing last year or maybe late 2024?
Road Dogg gone and Los Garzas return to the ring
>>20018497
>>20018503Maybe they weren't fucking until they got married and she couldn't handle it.
>>20018507>calling Aleister purgatory while defending priest Kys Rhea
okay tjpw time bye bye smackdown buddies
>>20018509i do and i wouldve liked to see it Berto has absolute babyface energy
>>20018513this guy fucking sucks
DIE FOR ME MY BROTHER
>>20018487yeah but the show keeps running you americans are the only ones who get ads there
>>20018328boo
>>20018520aleister is way below priest desu
>>20018525no i'd suck HIMhe looks like he'd really appreciate it
they need to fire all of the wyatts except gacy and lumis but they need to rebrand gacy and lumismaybe nikki cross can stay
>its gonna be Wyatts vs Truth and Priestgrim
>>20018525Tess board I’m afraid
ENOUGH WITH WYATT SLOP
>>20018527The USA network feed is simulcast to Netflix so, when it goes dark, Netflix goes dark.
>>20018522i remember really enjoying that random match they gave him vs LA knightangel has been getting uppity on twitter lately about booking so maybe they punish him but push berto instead, perhaps in AAA
>>20018534liv bros…..
>Road Dogg steps down>Priest gets thrown into tag jailkek
>>20018490Christ. Yeah, she can come back
This song sound like a Deftones knockoff.
>>20018509not really but I remember that guy having immensely smooth looking off the top rope stuff
these were your tag champions, smackgods?
>>20018551It's Code Orange
>>20018541what a bitch move from both sides
Is this the last match before main event?
>>20018559That tranny got theirs.
>>20018569no there's 1 more at least, remember smackdown is 3 hours now
>>20018533Lumis actually goes hard. Shame he's as directionless as the rest of the Wyatts
>>20018568On that, at least we can agree.
>>20018551https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3ChUFzJqTM&list=RDM3ChUFzJqTM&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13yal4-4uLw&list=RD13yal4-4uLw&start_radio=1I listened to both these songs on repeat for weeks
>>20018559Insane Bayley reveal
>>20018559lol based AAA
Yeah they DEFFFINITELY booked this “tag team turmoil” gimmick match tonight so they could have multiple opportunities to get all the commercial breaks out of the way early in order to do the championship match ad-free. So that’ll be nice, at least.
>>2001856990 minutes left still.Enjoy!
>>20018559this is AI
>>20018569>>20018576WE NEED TO ADVERTISEFUCK YOUR MATCHESIT'S ALL ABOUT ADS AND HOW YOU SHOW THEM
this match will go for 45 minutes
>>20018598Like my sex match with your mother
i honestly kinda like joe gacy and dexter lumis as a tag team, but i just hate all the wyatt crap man it just sucks
not like this
I tuned in for the main event but it seems this shit is 3 hours. Fuck.
Dexter Lumass
bald truth is so fucking cursed WTF
The tag team panorama us the worst shit ever
wtf is wepa time
Cena became black?
>>20018572That’s not a tranny that’s a gay man and you will put some respect on his fucking name
>>20018633it's wepa time
Truth looks so old now :(
>>20018623bald truth went full motherfucker.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfaSLHOm4rw
there's some turmoil in my bowels right now
Dex, I love you bro, but you need to smaller pants. I'm always afraid they're going to fall off during your matches.
>these mexicans are still employedwhat the fuck?
>lashley back in the WWE>no more steroidswow
>>20018647Uncle Truth
>>20018633
WORKRATE TRUTH WORKRATE TRUTH
Why didn't truth do the bull fighting spot with Angel?
Gay undertaker
looking back on it, it is completely ridiculous that damian priest was a world championif you gave AJ styles that MITB and exact same reign nothing would have changed except the standing of the WHC would be more prestigious
How did Damian get demoted to tag teamer like yeetman? Lmao
>>20018672Tranny taker
great moonsault from the bertster
Angel and Birdo
>>20018674Knowing AJ he probably refused to have the briefcase or a World Title run
Garza came down spine first on the top of that tablet.
Bald Truth is cursed
>>20018674Yeah, but then you'd never have found out for sure that Priest has no future as a main eventer.
RON CENA BROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>20018674Kevin Nash convinced haitch to give him the title
>>20018700Cursed you say?
BASED R CENA
People only dislike Priest because he beat their self insert wrestlers, same as Jey
John Cena is a fucking liar he said he'd never wrestle again!
>>20018674I still hate that he went over Drew several times
>>20018712Kys shitter
they are doing the lyra bayley tag team but with truth and wepa man kekmcmg will be in aew post mania
Truth looks like a shrunken Lashley now.
Uncle Ronnie
>>20018712Yup, just a guy from Ireland
Truth even locks the STF in like shit just like Cena kek
>normal tag teams continue to get buried by made on the spot tag teama tale old as time
>>20018712I self insert as Asuka dominating Kairi so, your theory is blown out of the water right there.
No Street Profits
wyatts dont need to be tag champs to get the lantern back so im okay with this
isn't R-TRUTH literally 54 years oldhow is he still wreslting
the temu undertaker and black cena are over
> two grown men to talk about the women's titleBASED
>>20018711I love that Truth does the Cena schtick in-ring. Fun for fans.
>>20018712priest is ok at a midcard leveli hate that every week for like 9 months he would just 1v4 the judgment day, and i hate that he was pushed as a main eventer when he clearly isn't that guy
Good job for the Garza Boyz they carried the whole match, hopefully they get better opportunities someday
>>20018744Black don't crack.
>>20018744He has like 3 matches a year
>>20018744Black don't crack
Keep Tama, Solo, Lumis, and Gacy, but release the rest of the wyatt shit and mfjob, my god
>>20018755>>20018757>>20018761can realistiically him and WEPA defeat WYATTS
>>20018744rey is like 2 years younger and he wrestles pretty frequently, always gets injured though
>>20018753Isn't he married?
>>20018559PIMPI GIGAPOP
>>20018752Based Kaiser rizzing a big booty latina
Los Garza rules, they kill it every time they’re on.
All the 2K26 videos Ive seen have been hilarioushttps://x.com/TeamTangent/status/2029678952139092153?s=20https://x.com/TribalFiend_/status/2029882218298941745?s=20
>>20018766the wyatts aren't the champions lil bro watch the product
>>20018753Tiffy seething at this
>no thread about jordynne getting injured
Deonna has go-away heat
kek I just got an ad with that fatty Dianna shilling an online college scam
The first thing I did after downloading 2k26 was change every woman out of the ugly default gray underwear and assigned them what I think they would wear.
>>20018783I forgotok, the MFTs
>>20018773Nope he was fucking tiffy but then she got into bodybuilding and bogging, so he dumped her for a latina
>>20018791based
>>20018731is that a rhea or roxanne shirt
Is there ANY chance this Rhea Jade “face to face off” will be good?I’m setting the bar very low and just hoping neither of them botches a line too badly.
>>20018742Got to make it to the dark shows to see the street brokies
>>20018791>assigned them what I think they would wear.So, you made them nude.
You didn't hear this from me: Solo's getting cursed.
>>20018793More than likely gonna have the wyatt shitters cost them the titles, and that's how we get the tag team titles off these two shitter factions' vortex
>>20018785No one wants another thread of aewtists spamming William Regal
sami sucks bro
>>20018780>Attitude Era centered game>Still no Hardcore title match modeNothing but hacks at 2k.
>>20018809Kek!No.
Fuck off sami
rko outta nowhere pls
DID THEY MUTE THE BOOS LOL
>>20018809keep it short and sweet. the longer either one of them talks the worse it gets
>>20018817>>20018821>>20018823Gain legs
Is Sami really Arabic?Because he's been kvetching like a snivelly jew all episode
Samy, this isn't working... I think it's ROH time.
their making it too obvious Sami is gonna cause a DQ
did anyone hear what sounded like a gigantic fart in the background just there
>Maybe try.....listening to the Donald.
Kross was right about Sami
Imagine if kross were there instead of alister
>>20018842Yeah that was me
Become a schizo, Sami!
>>20018837>>20018838Gain legs
>>20018842Yeah. Sorry bro.
where is iyo
kek did they give the Kross and Scarlett gimmick to Black and Zelina?
>listen to the voices telling you to blow everything upSAMI NO
HOLY YUMOLA
>>20018856On Raw.
>another womeme segmentBring back road dogg
>>20018837Syrian, which is now an Israeli colony
>>20018856gaped
So Is Alister taking over for Kross? Or what's going on
>hey we saw you from across the bar and think you're pretty cuteWhy did they slide up like that
Hope this goes full Charles vs Tiffany
>listen to the voiceshttps://youtu.be/amyS7QPLwUs?si=XFrfqElPhevU7qrq
jade gonna shoot on her
>Rhea's big, greasy, plastic looking tits.
>>20018857fraid so
yeah i can see why jade was in the back
>>20018880She needs to make fun of Buddy.
>>20018880This is about to be based af
SAY IT TO MY FACE
mostly silence for jade, that's rarethe power of rhea
and the crowd goes....
>>20018785how the fuck did she do that?
SHOULD HAVE BEEN A MAN BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HIM
Rhea been digging into her racist past to plan for this promo N-word count may be high, stand by
>>20018898dark match
this is literally charlotte and tiffany all over again they’re gonna boo jade when she’s speaking and she won’t be able to handle it and she’ll bring up rhea liking racist posts 10 years ago
>>20018880>Jade tells Rhea how she made Buddy shoot all over her
Rhea’s oiled booba
>>20018906then post it anon
Womeme bullshit
>>20018898good ol’ main event kwabbing
>>20018907if jade does that she's fired, shooting on charlotte with something non-cancellable is different from shooting on rhea with something cancellable
is this bitch on xanax
Jade loses the belt at WMRhea loses the belt to whoever gets the Women's MITBYay or nay?
powerful, even
Jade hitting Rhea's ozempic diet
damn jade must have got a dressing down backstageher balls are in pauls purse
sheesh this dimeless nigga should not speak or wrestle, just look cool next to the other wrestlers
Jade and trick has the same aura
They're bad at superimposing other ads onto the canvas
Jade can probably make that pussy squeeze tighter than Rhea, she has a point here
Left handed handshake? Fucking women
>>20018930i feel like they won't do another cross-brand MITB this year so it depends on who the carrier isMITB is in september, way late this year
>>20018946are you retarded
I hope Jade wins just to make EVERYONE seethe but no way she's going over Hunter's fuckdoll
I love it when the wrestlers talk.....really........slowly.
Am I tripping because Rhea looks bigger to me
Did Jade kill Grimace and make that coat out of him?
Jade's hairline looks fake
Lame ass segment, neither one of these bitches can talk
>>20018946Retard
Triple H writing this with his pants around his anklesdisgusting gooner
Jade has sold me This is not bad
>>20018952Same. Team Jade all the way I'm sick of Rhea
>>20018959>Black women having long straight hair
why are they talking about each others physiques? vince would’ve had them in a pose off in the main event
>>20018959>looks
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz
>hand shake>okay, no here is my retort kek what is this
>>20018959Cope baldy
>>20018956The "Rhea got skinny" meme is BS. Always was.
>>20018960But enough about liv and Stephanie
somehow jade cargill out-promoed someone>>20018959she's wearing a wig
woah rhea burying this nigga
this would have worked before rhea turned into a hungry skeleton
>Nyyeerrroooo
built for fucking
Rhea's body is freaky now arms still massive big hunchback no ass no legs what happened
>All this talk about how big their body parts are>No mention of their cock sizes
Cringe
>>20018993jade would mog
>>20018981Her legs and ass shrinked
I'm that's bitch
I have never heard a good rhea promo
The Iyo hairpin is cute
>>20018993jade has a big hogrhea talks a big game, but she has a tiny caged cock
Their Twitter feud was better...
>>20018993Why would a white tranny argue about cock size with a black tranny?
>you are built for show>im built for it
>>20018952You realize jade is the fuckdoll, right?>>20018959Negro males are known to bald early of all sub-humans
If this feud doesn't end with Rhea giving Jade a stinkface and saying "Niggers Tongue My Anus", what are we even doing here?
rhea's new body is hilarious kek
JOHNNY DEPRESSO
BITCH
Surely Gargano is gone to AEW soon.
>>20018993Rhea canonically has a microcock
>>20019016>>20019016>>20019016>>20019016>>20019016
>>20019003Love is an amazing thing.
>>20019003rhiyo lives forever :)
>>20019017We can only hope.
>>20019017>ciampa escapes the gargano vortex>the vortex follows him anywayKWAB
>>20018993>bbc vs bwc
YOU LOOK LIKE A MANNO YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN
>>20019002Still haven’t, lol.She delivered everything ok, but the content was just meh. Do they write these themselves? Why are they afraid to get personal with the women like they clearly do with the men. Jade and Rhea could easily cut a promo like Roman and Punk are doing. All Jade would need to do is call her Demi, and tease her about being a blonde bimbo beneath all that goth and the crowd would go apeshit and Jade would be super over as a villain. Instead, it’s handshake bullshit and sassy smack talk.
MFT and the Wyatts take forever to do anything
Jeeeeezus get this dork off my screen.
this should be fun
