>>20021368
dress him up like a hot dog

>Backstage vignette where Danhausen meets him and calls him La Knight and starts to speak Spanish to him, and when LA Knight says something back, Danhausen curses him but then says oh it seems you’re already cursed every time you climb a turnbuckle, and then pauses and finishes with YEAH

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>>20021421
>WWE writers seeing this post

>you're getting a dancing gimmick
>your wearing a large adult diaper over your trunks
>the audience chants "You can't wrestle" to the beat of your theme song during your entrance.
>you have a stuttering gimmick for all your promos
>the audience get to yell out "shut the fuck up" after every one of your lines
>you have to shoot cry every time everytime your opponent says something mean about you
>you have to say "I made poopy" in a baby voice after all your promos

>>20021368
goes to the top rope again but this time he shoot spike piledriver's himself and becomes Droz with the YEAH mobile

>>20021421
it's so vile I want to see this

>>20021880
>>the audience chants "You can't wrestle" to the beat of your theme song during your entrance.
sounds hard

>>20021421
dimes

>>20021368
I think if they gave him a gimmick where he's always fucking up he would actually get even more over. I would even go as far as giving him mismatched gear and have him late for his entrance, stuff like that, and then you can book botches into the match like Sabu would.

>>20021368
AJ Styles returns as his coach and at Wrestlemania he's at ringside screaming at him but he keeps botching and AJ getting progressively more fruistrated trying to yell at him how to wrestle and after the eigth botch AJ walks to the back frustrated

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>>20021368
Losing to Kit Wilson

>>20022717
>like Sabu would.
what?

>>20021368
>L
>A
>KNIGHT
>YEAH
>*AI generated music plays*
>Drives down to the ring in a sponsored sports car with two models with him
>They kiss him on the cheek when he gets out and walks to the ring
>*Lesnar's music hits*
>Walks to the ring like he's going to the bathroom in the middle of the night
>*Bell rings*
>Knight lights up Lesnar with a couple of punches
>Does his stupid taunt
>Lesnar slips it's and hits a German
>Le suplex city
>F5
>LA Knight kicks out
>Lesnar goes for another
>LA Knight slips behind and hits whatever the fuck his finisher is
>Lesnar kicks out
>F5
>F5 but LA Knight botches it and lands in Lesnar's knees
>Lesnar yells "MOTHER FUCKER" so loud the cameras pick it up and the announcers have to acknowledge it
>Tags LA Knight a few times for real
>F5
>123

>>20022759
Teaming up with Kit Wilson, that would be really contradictory to his character and cement him in the tag team division

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just do this again
https://youtu.be/FEU_KtHyuQQ?si=jAarfWmVrZB9rumP

His entire main roster run has been one.

>>20021368
Hits Logan Paul with the BFT during the MITB match and starts climbing the ladder. He reaches the top, and begins to unhook the briefcase, but slips and gets his legs stuck in the ladder rungs. The unhooked briefcase falls and Logan catches it out of the air and is declared the winner. Logan tips the ladder over with Knight still stuck in it and he tears both his ACLs upon landing

>>20021368
>have it explained in a backstage segment he had sex with a Saudi boy
>have the crowd chant "you rape children" *clap clap clapclapclap* during his matches

>Bring back Max Dupri and Maximum Male Models, rename them "The Gay Community"
>AJ loses to Max in a liberal lumberjack match and is forced to join

>>20021368
Easy
>LA Knight has a match with R-Truth
>Worked shoot spot where LA Knight takes a head bump and has to be escorted to the back
>He disappears for a month
>Shows up as LA-Truth and starts rapping to the ring
>Jobs to Berto and Garza each week

>>20021421
You're a genius, Vince.

>>20021421
Nah he's gonna call him Max Dupri

>>20021368
>brock has a promo battle with him
>tell brock to constantly mispronounce his name
>knight tries to correct him
>brock says i don't give a shit i don't watch you on TV
>*glass shatters*
>stone cold comes out, says you're not me, just stop
>*if ya smellllllll*
>rock comes out, says you're not me, just stop
>all three of them start shoot beating the shit out of knight
>during this, they drag out macho man's corpse and he cuts a better slim jim commercial
>*burn it dooooown*
>seth and becky come out and have a live sex celebration over his beaten half to death body

>>20026876
Dimes! Vince comeback please

>>20026876
now THIS is a humiliation ritual