The Road To Revolution Takes A Desert Detour Ahead Of Revolution Next Sunday!...Saturday Night AEW Collision live TONIGHT! from Tucson Arena in Tucson, AZ8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!>FTR (c) vs. The Rascalz for the AEW World Tag Team Championships >Claudio Castagnoli vs. The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita>Swerve Strickland vs. Gravity>The Outrunners vs. Private Party vs. LFI vs. The Swirl in a $200,000 4-Way Tag Match>And More!** 8 Days Out From Revolution **
>>20022250BASED
>>20022250Private party should win even if I want Rush to win
>>20022266I thought those faggots went to wwe, they shouldn't even be on tv
>>20022280I don’t like them but they just came back and should have a win.
Dralistico vs El Clon in the future. Never seen 2 heel luchadors go at it, personally. I'm sure it's been done before
Pendulum status?
>>20022670If it was anyone but Dave, maybe it would mean something. Unfortunately what says Dave don't mean shit especially when it comes to the pendulum.
>>20022705What Dave said isn't even out of pocket. WWE's booking IS on a decline. I mean just look at their booking this week. They are hot potato'ing the fucking WWE championship on fucking Smackdown lmao. GCW is probably booked better than WWE these days
buddy?
>>20022250kek what a stacked fucking card, can't wait to tune in
>>20022670Fraid so>>20022749Fraid not
No women?
>>20022758There will probably be at least one women's match. The show won't just be 4 matches, it's not a WWE PPV.
>>20022758Athena and Co. should be on Collision more. Rotate the roster a bit
>>20022250I hope Mox is on commentary for Claudio/Takeshita
Rumor has it, Starlight Kid, Maika, and Mei flew back to the states with the other AEW talent after the CMLL show to maybe work Collision TONIGHT
>>20022250>No MarinaSkipping this
>>20023041pls
>>20023474These two were at the CMLL show last night and did not interact. An acknowledgement would have been nice!
>HEY NEIGHBOR, WANNA WATCH AEW TONIGHT?>Uh, no, I uh, have to do... stuff.>OK THAT'S COOL, I'LL COME BACK WEDNESDAY THEN!>Um, uh, o-ok, uh... s-see ya...
>>20023506WE LOVE YOU GOAT
All I want is to see my favorite luchador back in the ring again. It’s still my dream Tony might be able to patch things up with CMLL and we get a final Dralistico v Mistico dream match.
Women's Tag Champs were attacked before tonight's show https://x.com/AEW/status/2030395914884399601
>>20023679YOU LEAVE MY WIFE WILLOW ALONE
>>20022250Grim card
>>20023817but enough about NXT Vengeance
>>20023835I expect NXT to suck. Tony used to at least try to make the live Collisions decent.
>>20023924Collision will be a blast, as it is every single week without fail.
WE FUCKING GOT HIM (he re-signed)
>>20023835kek
>>20024088bizased
>>20024088Based. Needs to get on the gas if he wants to be on The Pornostar's level though.
>>20024203shoot thought Chompa was Scorpio Sky from the thumbnail
Is it live tonight or pre recorded? I'll watch NXT if it's not live
So WBD won't let guys on TV if they previously made anti gay comments, but Zachary Wentz throwing up a nazi salute as cosplay Hitler is kosher?
>>20024225LIVE
>>20024232Hell yeah. I'm ready to Collide
>A challenge of another level!>The mighty Último Guerrero raises his voice and throws down the gauntlet to Claudio Castagnoli to put the CMLL World Heavyweight Championship on the line.>The question hangs in the air…>Will the champion accept this clash of titans?https://x.com/CMLL_OFICIAL/status/2030322100867609049
>>20024331Claudio is the king of Mexico
3k in the building baybeeeee
>>20024203Tony actively despises the audience.
>>20024243hell yeah brother
>>20024410nah it's finna be a banger, mald harder
How long till start?
>>20024452bout a half a burger
>>2002445240 mins. top of the next hour
>>20024203reminder every second danny garcia, sky flight (male) and other shitters are on your screen is one less second literally any other wrestler could be on your screen instead
>>20024567D Gizzy is a real blue chipper
>>20024609more like woodchipper, where his next match should be booked, preferably against jungle bitch or any member of the swirl, cru, or sky flight
>>20024567Buddy lost to him :(
>>20024660nigga buddy lost to walking
LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
>>20024646>YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ON THE MAIN ROSTER UNTIL YOU'RE GERIATRIC REEEEleast deranged E-drone
>>20024683so based
>>20024676Don’t talk about my cousin breaking his leg from a cracked sidewalk like that.
>>20024703lmaooosaved
5 MINS WARNING SICKOS
time to reheat burrito stuff
Tony went live on X and I wasn't notified. FFUCK YOU ELON
I'm here for my main man Hologram, shoutout to all my holoniggas, elcloniggas are NOT welcome here and need to leave immediately
sup sickos?
GRAVITY tonight
>>20024842Hologram has been deleted, only El Clon remains.
The Dogs in the fucking building TONIGHT
>>20024842why is he in minecraft
THEY DO WEED LMAO
DUDE
What does FTR stand for?
>>20024842Hologram is dead
>>20024872Faggots that rassle
>>20024868I'm high right now :)
>>20024872Fat Titty Rudos
I smoke Marijuana every single waking moment of the day and I absolutely despise stoner culture.
All Elite Weed
>>20024879Same. Saving the shrooms for Revolution
>>20024885you're killing the vibe, man
Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts
These guys would get over if they were smoking crack instead of weed
>>20024879I am too but the way it's incorporated/presented into their act is cringe. I wouldn't wanna smokeup with those fools
>>20024888holy digitsola
I think if tony is going to have these money matches then he has to put up the money for real
>>20024898You make me vomit. You're the scum between my toes.
>>20024900It's a little too on the nose and dated, almost feels retro
>>20024872Fuck The RevivalWhich was Dax/Cash's team Fed name
I want to get smothered by Toni's thighs
pretty neat tornillo there
>>20024900just eat some cheetos and chill bruh
>>20024908I guess you cant actually go through with it because the matches are pre-determined and the money would not have been truly earned
>>20024888Big Tije has been known to partake of the erb
does anyone care about the rascalz? did anyone care about them in tna? did anyone care about them in nxt? were they even in nxt? idek
Why not advertised The Dogs a few days before Collision to pop a number? Am I retarded for thinking that advertising them day of is stupid?
I've been staring at flat man ass for 10 minutes just to realize their trunks say FTR
>mom says she goes commando right in front of her 12 year old sonwhat the fuck man
>>20024934*Big ToneI botched that because coincidentally I too am high
>>20024959It's an invitation
>>20024944I didn't care about them until they came to AEW but they're my favorite tag team now.
>>20024953The American wrestling audience expects surprises.
>>20024959Doesn't that just mean they were no underwear under their pants?
>>20024956First FTR match?
these weed niggas actually over?
>>20024972there's literally no other way to interpret it
>>20025004The Rascals are not over, the cannabis culture is over.
crowd fully in on the rascalz
>>20025016They are probably really fun to watch in-person
>FTR Bald>FTR GunWho's the Michaels?
>>20024987yes, a mother is saying in front of her son that when she runs out of underwear she just doesn't wear any, it's like the start of one of those fucked-up nip comic books you people are always reading
does the third rascal just suck? i think its funny that he just sits outside while the other two get to wrestle
Rascalz were a great signing. Fit in perfectly. >>20025026For me, it's FTR Black
>>20025004theyve been over with me sice that parking lot match
>>20025037>For me, it's FTR Blackhe says what we're all thinking
The flip push move is over with me
>>20025026>FTR gunYou telling me this dude got a piece? This dude packing heat?
>>20025027>you people are always reading>you peoplecheap heat ass post
I hope they get Trey in there eventually. He's a solid singles guy and could really bring the faction together as leader.
FTR trigger looked like ass
Rascalllions...
>>20025060>FTR Blackkek
>>20025081This but Buddy.
The lady in the pink plastic cowboy hat has some nice melons
Planting chickens with Briscoe
It's no Mox but I'll take it
>>20025087if they were white English dudes fron the 1700s they'd be called the Rapscallions
>>20025109Mox wil be out for Claudio v TakeshitaInshallah
They should do Bucks/Rascalz at the next pape
Caster will be in the Opps before Bowens
>>20025109>>20025124I got amped as soon as I saw the card because I knew it was happening
I know Bowens is gay but why does he have to be such a fag?
>>20025144Caster has a certificate so it checks out
HOOK is starting to get his mojo back, not there yet tho
I might be the only one who likes these Opps segments
>tricks bowens into becoming their camera guy
>>20025161More like camera gay
DG's Death Riders song sounds like the theme for a villain in an 80s kids movie
I like Bayne
Mox not at the show? Rare
>>20025151Because he thought he'd get a push for it, which he did, but it got squandered because he's too much of a vanilla shitter. Meanwhile, Max got over with a getting squashed gimmick.
>my mommy knows my storayyyyyy
>Italian wrestler>His name is Tomato Chomper
Is Champa's theme an original made for him or a licensed song?
>>20025171yeah it's based
Would you guys stop watching AEW if Tony signed Gargano?
Ciampa has a juicy nose
>>20025192I kept watching after he signed Adam Cole so no
>>20025192No because buddy lost to Adam Cole while he was in worse shape than Gargano so nothing can deter me.
>>20025173He was right there when DG made his entrance
>>20025192I don't think Tony likes him, he didn't even call him when he was a free again
>Garcia bumping his head in Ciampa's dick because he's not leaning forward.Holy fucking shit you dimeless faggot.
>>20025192I don't mind Gargano.
MD4R tonight
Has my wife's bare feet shown up yet?
>>20025192Johnny Reddit would at least be wrestling a couple of decent matches so I wouldn't be too perturbed.
>>20025245Soon, God willing
>>20025192I would in fact watch AEW considerably less
>>20025245>>20025257sadly Marina doesn't have a match tonight
it's insane how much better aews b show is than literally anything the weinstein fed puts outi can say without hyperbole that this nondescript collision will be better than wrestlemania, for example
>>20025280She does in my dreams
Garcia is still missing something. He doesn't do it for me yet
Ciampabros
>>20025245Shut up and get back in the neck brace Rod
>>20025280I'll also take her in combat boots
Ciampa bringing out the best from his opponents, lowkey he might be the best aew signing this year
ciampabros...
>>20025283yeah das true
>>20025283not even a little bit of an exaggeration
>>20025280Maybe she's taping for RoH
For me, it's FTR Wheels
I saw some cleavage from the blonde chick in the audience
>win midcard strap in his debut>loses it in his second match>job out to Daniel Garciathis nigga is death spiraling in a rapidly decaying orbit
>>20025309ROH is in a studio for the foreseeable future, holding out hope for Dark return
I wonder if wrestling shows are replacing going to the movies in some towns. AEW is packing these arenas lately
BALD ON BALD VIOLENCE
Boooooo
PAUL WHITE JUST TURNED HEEL ON BILLY GUNN
What the fuck do we call him? We already have a FTR Bald. FTR Old?
surprised by how much i have liked ciampa given he's an e-shitter, good character development here
BIG FIGHTFEEL
>>20025338It’s very morbid that this was the last piece of wrestling news Daffney ended up reading about.
I'm eating some lemon pepper tenders from Wingstop lets talk about it
>
HEY STRICKLAND!!
>>20025362Gravity lost but won in the process
Ciampa is basically getting buddy booking
>>20025370I heard he got blackout drunk that night and forgot him again the next morning
Does Gravity follow the law of gravity?
It's nice to see that Gravity hasn't gotten any better since the last time we saw him.
Swerve is so sloppy but it's part of his charm
>>20025400Yes but it's only because he doesn't want to get arrested
Why doesn't Gravity use a stunt booba sister like Bandito did?
>>20025402The first time he did that pathetic moonwalk taunt the live crowd groaned from the cringe
Statlander changes her gimmick every month
kris stfu
>3 Thekla matches in oneWe feasting boys
Why do they ever give Kris a mic
>>20025362kek
>>20025428So she's bipolar like any other chick. Brava.
>>20025428she's been dimeless since she dropped the avatar gimmick
>>20025438She probably politics for it considering she is an original at this point
BIG THEKSY
>>20025438Tony really should make her do a line or two before hand.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
THEKLA OWES ME SEX!!
holy shit this bitch is drugged out of her fucking gourd
Don't threaten me with a good time
Throwing gritos with drunk Thekla
NOOOOOO
is Thekla drunk?!?
See now here is someone they should give the mic more
she should just come out rambling like a complete retard, that would be dimes
Thekla is so fucking amazing
>Thekla will never roll her tongue on your asshole
pretty based job of yelling down the what chant
>what chanting SEXlakill every single one of them
Thekla is really funny
>Thunder got deportedBased
every thekla promo sounds like she's doing shots and then realizes she's on in five seconds>we're bringing back kiss my ass matchesdon't tease us
>embracing the WHAT chants instead of trying to talk through themBig dick energy
The amount of damage Austin did to the business when he created the WHAT chant
>>20025489>>20025490>>20025496She is an oddly compelling crazy Wrestling been missing those
>>20025484kek based>>20025487she always sounds fucked up but it's hard to tell how much of it is her accent
Renee looking old and haggard as usual
You can tell Thekla is a pro because he won over the annoying WHAT chanters by the end of it
RUSHUSH
KINO PROMO OF SEXXXLAAAA!!!
>>20025499this is what separates the pros from the pretenders MOX IS DRESSED AS SNEED
>>20025512she reminds me of Luna Vischon but actually hot
nice jowls renee lmao
Dralistico is shredded brother
Was Rush the only person to lose toe Max Caster challenge?
>The SwirlWhy would you name yourselves this?
>>20025523>he
This is not one of Rush's better masks.
Blake BlueDot
VANILLA BABY
>>20025519>>20025531choose your words carefully big guy, that's my wife you're talking about
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
I am in the firm belief that Rush thinks prowrestling is real and thus makes his opponents fight for their lives
Private Party Dreads is fucking on the juice brother
Man, I missed these lads. Give them a push.
>>20025536because one's black and one's white and they like to mix it up
Based Dalton
O U T R U N N E R S
>>20025565Looks natty to me brother
>>20025561Rush and Ilja Dragonuv are built from the same breed
>>20025561Maybe he's on a crusade to make it real
FUCKING BASED OUTRUNNERS ON TV
>Dalton on commentaryBASED BASED BASED SO FUCKING BASED
>$200,000that's a lot of ponderosa steakhouse sizzler bennigans and howard johnson's
>Dalton on commentary
YOU SON OF A BEGONIA
This is the match.
>some expensive succulence
can rush ever stay healthy and unsuspended long enough to get a push for once
Are the Outrunners wrestling in Camel cigarette gear?
Give Dalton a run on the ROH desk for a bit, see if it clicks
>>20025616
>>20025618Yes they like to play WHAT SMOKES with their gear
>>20025622Dalton and the Outrunners shoulda been trios champs for a long time by now. I feel like Tony's fumbling them by keeping them in RoH.
>>20025557
>>20025618based, they also have Newport and Marlboro gear
Where is Ruby Soho ?
>>20025642how do i find a sicko cowgirl with big tities
>>20025642based ref getting an eyeful
>>20025642based shot caller
This commentary is dimes
>>20025649in her nest raising her chicklet
>>20025649She was supposed to hatch my children
>breaking up the YOU SUNNAVA BITCH ELBOWI change my mind, support ICE.
>>20025671HE SOLD FOR THE BIRD
VANILLA BABY!!
the swirl actually does it better because one is white and one is black, like the Predator scene they stole it from
This match rules
Blake Christian will forever be over with me
Are we invited to the private party after this?
That's actually a cool looking finisher
>Dalton on commentary>Outrunners still job out:/
>>20025706I hear the big tiddy cowgirl will be there
time for Private Party to invest in some stocks and bonds
poor little bald boy vs 20 big beefy dudes
Gotta make sure to yoink that fake money from the little mark kek
>>20025714I'm hoping skeleton grandma shows
P R O T O K A D A
>>20025686kek
MISTICOOOOOOOOOO
>>20025715Orange Cassidy should join them
YES TURN KK HEEL
>>20025725>P R O T O K A D A
>>20025715they'll be calling Wu Tang Financial
>>20025742honestly a good call
If Swerve is getting a stable Ciampa should be his Pac
Bayne is a sexy shade of brown
come on tiddy COME ON TIDDY
Swerve does nothing for me. He’s the biggest industry plant besides priest.
NEW THREAD>>20025781>>20025781>>20025781>>20025781>>20025781
Amazonian sex
KROSS AND BAYNE ARE HERE TO COLLECT THAT SEX YOU OWE THEM
>>20025785TK was starting to get racism accusations because all his world champs were white, gotta have a token to keep "those people" quiet.
300
Toni is very pale
This is a sex match
We almost saw lip
>>20025192TK should stop signing anymore people unless they are pretty big names, the roster is too bloated. He needs to make cuts.
HBO owes me pip
That was a very lewd pin
Mina is tiny
All that Bayne thigh power is made for snu snu
This match is longer than I thought it would be
These dogs should be put to rest
This is the match
