the CM Punk-Roman Reigns matchup for Night 2 of WrestleMania 42 sadly just ain't gonna live up to the expectations that come with the hype surrounding the feud, because:> 1: Roman Reigns not only ain't ever around, but even when he does decide to take his lazy ass to work, his matches are total garbage snoozefests that put you to sleep.> 2: CM Punk may be a Straight Edge guy who may not smoke or drink, but he's secretly popping pills such as horny Viagra pills and other performance enhancing drugs. Punk's doing a lot of shit that's putting pressure on his heart, lungs and his oxygen level. That's the main reason why Punk gets so exhausted every time he has to wrestle. Viagra and Cialis are never good for the heart, and it's not good for Punk's arteries.this main event match is gonna suck on all levels, both because of Reigns' lazy ass and Punk taking too much Viagra/Cialis.so now Roman Reigns has to be expected to pull all his weight into doing all the work to help carry that Viagra/Cialis drug addict CM Punk to a quality match.
>>20022466Not enough flips for ya?
>>20022476nah, it's more like, not enough rest holds and headlocks. I'd rather see rest holds and headlocks than pointless flips and Meltzerino Bangerinos gymnastics routine
Roman is probably gonna have to do all the heavy lifting that comes with carrying his match against Punk, because Punk's not looking too good due to the exorbitant amount of those horny pills (Viagra/Cialis) affecting his heart rate, lung capacity and oxygen levels and ruining Punk's overall quality of work.
Only mentally ill shapeless cowards corporate cheerleaders have any anticipation for cuck man phil
sadly, Roman's gonna have to take the full blame for failure to do his fucking part in the build-up to his WM42 Night 2 main event match with Punk.because if Punk were to fall sick and pass away during his match with Roman, then it's because Punk had to do all the fucking heavy lifting for promos to hype up their match while Roman sat his lazy ass home most weeks.it'll be Roman Reigns' fucking fault for being a lazy sack of shit.
>>20022466not enough canadian destroyers for ya?
>>20022466the work will be sub par, they're gonna need a really good crowd
>>20022466They made up 2/3rd of the main event last year and it was great.
>>20022466>roman who has always been average on his best day>phil who is five steps slower by the weekYeah you don't say
>>20022674as much as I hate Seth, he carried that match and out wrestles them both.
>>20022679Both are great and understand wrestling better than the rest of the industry. They already proved this last year
>>20022682there's no point in Seth Rollins having a match at WM42, because the two people that he needed to fight (Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed) are both gone for injuries.it's fucking pointless to have Rollins fight Logan and Theory because they weren't there when Breakker and Reed turned against Rollins.
>>20022466WWE main event matches for the past 10 years are just finisher spam. It's ridiculous. Roman is going to hit at least 10 superman punches and spears. I'm sure Punk will try to go for an avalanche GTS and inevitably fuck it up. Both these guys are old and slow. The match is going to be 5-7 minutes of aura farming, 5 minutes of basic wrestling, 10 minutes of selling and finisher spam, and probably 5 minutes of interference before it ends.Cody vs Orton is going to be similar. Probably 10 minutes of boring slow wrestling. 15 minutes of selling and Cody trying to get the crowd to cheer, then 10 minutes of Crossroads and RKO's. Can't wait for Cody to get hit with an RKO out of nowhere™ when he goes for a Cody cutter.This is going to be one of the most boring Manias of all time.
>>20022692>They already proved this last yearThat triple threat was ass and roman's le cinema baiting matches are only liked by pajeets
Punk sounds like he's more closer to retirement than Roman, and so Punk needs to cut back on the Viagra/Cialis. also, he ought to stop calling himself Straight Edge, because he's really not.doesn't matter if you don't smoke cigarettes or drink booze/liquor, because Punk is still taking Viagra/Cialis on top of mixing it with Ambien and other sorts of pills.
>>20022466Glass Phil is washed, sawdusted and dimeless. Hope Roman shoot cripples him.
unfortunately, Reigns is gonna have to carry Punk to a halfway decent match to make up for Punk's total exhaustion.
CM Punk is actually struggling with substance abuse issues due to his addiction to mainly horny pills Viagra, Cialis, as well as getting addicted to Ambien and other shit he's doing.
>>20022722I'm not saying Rollins should have a match. I hope he never wrestles again. But Roman and Punk won't be anywhere near as good as the triple threat they had last year.
maybe CM Punk shouldn't have ragged on Jeff Hardy for being a druggie in 2009 when Punk himself is a druggie hooked on Viagra, Cialis, Ambien etc.that's the reason why Punk can't wrestle a good match anymore.
Fucking faggot threadThis place fucking sucks.
I won't be watching WrestleMania 42 anyway, that's the second WM in a row that i won't be watching. last WM i ever watched was WM40 when The Rock brought intrigue to the event, and Roman Reigns was at the peak of his powers.
>>20022466Phil almost got the Butthead hair
should Roman Reigns take all the blame for his WrestleMania 42 main event match being horrible if CM Punk were to fall sick and succumb to a heart attack from taking too much horny pills?
>>20022466>>20022554>>20023006>>20025347>>20026908You're not gonna get this over, buddy.
>>20022554>the exorbitant amount of those horny pills (Viagra/Cialis)That explains why he always has a boner in the ring.
