>You see, Jaaade... This is the paaaahht where IIIIIII... taaaallk.... sloooooorw.... >:)
>>20024943Juuuuuust . .. . . liiiiiiikeaaaa .. . . . Triiiiiiiiiple . .. . Aiiiiiiiitcha . . . ..
>>20025083People think punk is a good promo, but it's litteraly because he's the only guy who doesn't talk in slow motion.Rhea is not good, so cutting a bad promo slowly is even worse.Jade is fine for 1 line, but delivers every line like it's the last one
>>20024943Iiii don't... Remember... My lines... And... I think... I sound more sexy.... Saying lesbian... Stuff... Like this....
>>20024943JADEMOI BODY. IS WRESTLING M8. BITCH.
>>20024943>you see your shouldersssssssss... yeahhhaaaa they might be a littler bigga than mine
>>20024943These are men
>>20024943>Nyerooooooooo
>>20024943She had literally nothing to say, why is Triple H just throwing these random matches together one month before Mania
>>20028014>She had literally nothing to sayyou always hear about all the writers they have and how all the promos are scripted, yet every promo sucks. rhea wasnt even looking at jade most of the time she was talking to her
>>20024943Hope Jade permanently ends Rhea's career at Wrestlemania.
>>20028020Yeah that's what I mean, they gave her nothing to say because this feud didn't exist until now., it's cobbled together nothingness
>>20028037they had a week for the writers to script something though. and like i said it doesnt help when rhea is barely looking at her or even trying to sound interested. all they gave her to say was you got bigger muscles than me but whatever man...
Rhea couldn't look at her cause she was intimidated by a bigger, stronger, prettier, more powerful specimen. I KNEEL, kween.
>>20028030If you are desirous of a negress being shown as superior to a white woman then you do not belong on this board or, frankly, this website.
>>20025111He doesn't talk in slow motion because he can actually pad out what he needs to say with extra contextual bits that most people can't think of on the spot. Cena and Heyman are good at this too (and Jericho before AEW).
>>20024943rhea was really struggling to not call her the n word
>>20028233Can you blame her?
>>20028190I just hate Rhea and want the worst for her.
>>20028266immensely based
Paul is a huge cuck if he puts the AEW product over the woman he's given the hardest push in recent memory. Rhea should win decisively. Jade needs more seasoning anyway and if she has an attitude about it, then let her go back to Tony's toy box.
>>20024943I'm in awe of how bad WWE is nowI haven't watched this segment or the show it was on but I bet it was fucking awful kek
>>20028266I feel this way about all foids but a groid foid is still more contemptible than a white foid.
>>20024943Jade had to many clothes
>>20028283Think you got it backwards there bud
>>20024943Noel Fielding lookin ahh
>>20028093Writing a conflict between them is soooo easy, too. You don’t need years of history and story between these two characters to come up with a solid motivation for them to be at odds. It’s as simple as:>Rhea to Jade:The “you act like a baby” angle. Rhea says, “Jade, I’ve been watching you from my show. And I’ve noticed something. You’re big, you’re strong, you look like a champion. But the way you carry yourself is embarrassing. I’m ashamed of you. True, you have the body of goddess…but you act like a child. At Wrestlemania, I’m gonna teach an immature little baby that it’s time to grow up.”(Crowd would pop for that, I bet.)>Jade to Rhea:The “you ain’t all that” angle. Jade says, “You know Rhea, you get the pops, you’ve got the song, but beneath all the tough makeup and tattoos, you’re just an insecure blonde bimbo from Australia who loves the spotlight but can’t carry the weight.”(Crowd would go apeshit at that, btw. It would BURY Rhea. Hell, you might even get HOLY SHIT chants like when Becky did the “you can’t see him anymore” line to Nicki Bella. Jade would instantly be solidified as a major villain if she said that.)>Rhea, visibly pissed, gets right into Jade’s face:“You know what Jade, maybe you’re right. Maybe Mami has been a little too smiley and happy lately. Maybe it’s time to REALLY bring back the brutality.”….or something…Point is, just make it about how these two are VERY different, make it personal, and exploit those differences to make the audience believe they REALLY just don’t like each other. Story doesn’t need to be deeper than that. Why are they afraid to do this? I sketched this out in 5 minutes while sitting on the toilet.
>>20028273She looks drugged out of her mind here. God I wanna fuck her mouth so bad
