How did the trannies fumble him?
It’s simpleAEW = wrasslinWWE = sports entertainment Danhausen with his character and schtick translates 1000 times better in a company like WWE than a company like AEW
>>20027490The danhausen Mr. Iguana feud will be insane
>>20027490>2026>drones are now defending danhausen im tired boss
>>20027490His debut was booed out the building.His Raw segment was good.His SmackDown segment was a flop.
>>20027507Enjoy it, when he eventually gets fired for being a faggot it will be glorious.
Remember when he got caught selling bootleg AEW merch
>gimmick literally caters to retards>op is a retard
>>20027495Then why did the AEW cult defend him while he was there and defended Matt Hardy teleporting and the dinner showtune with Jericho and MJF and Timeless Toni and Toni and OC's dancing and the pizza wrestler and...you get the idea, right?
>>20028377>absurdist humor is for retardsNah but you are a retard if you dont get him. His debut filtered out a ton of retards. Whenever i hear someone say it was underwhelming and mean it as negative, i can tell they are a midwit immediately
>>20028384I gave up on reading this reddit drivel after "defending matt hardy teleporting"
>>20028390>reddit drivelSo pointing out hypocrisy is reddit now?
>>20028384AEW fans rejected Danhausen and Mid Hardy. That's why big tone rarely used them and just fired their asses
>>20028371Kek what a bootleg merch selling bitch
>>20028393Yeah man AEW fans LOVED that gimmick so much that it forced Matt Hardy to abandon it for a corny shyster gimmick
>>20028389grow up
>>20028384if you remember all that you must be an aewtist
>>20028394>AEW fans rejected Danhausen No matter how many times you say this, it can't change reality. Numbers don't lie and they spell dimeshausen was a massive draw for AEW.
>>20027490He's a merch merchant
>>20028404I watched AEW until Punk left. I still try to check in once in a while but it's just straight up dog shit no matter how much Dave claims differently
>>20028405Holy Fumbola. Tiny eternal kwaboty status confirmed
>>20028405so when are you gonna buy his merch?
>>20028405That guy specifically has said, numerous times that Danhausen is what made him a wrestling fan lmao
dronies always rave about merch sales than actually dont spend a single dollar on em
>>20028424Then who’s buying all the merch?
>>20027490>calls people trannies>posts a tranny
>>20028430not you
>>20028405Counting or not counting bootleg merch?
>>20028431This ain't getting over bro. Just like all the other shit you post here.
>>20028431and boom goes the dynamite
>>20028393Seething about the same few bits for years is Reddit. See scooter races, friendship bracelets and tug of war over a belt.
>>20028449The point wasn't that those segments pissed me off, the point was the AEW cult trying act like their show is the serious wrestling show when you can list countless examples to show the contrary. Danhausen was over with their crowd no matter how much they try to deny it. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it.
>>20028440I thought you loved Tranhausen bro
>>20028404Or, or, or you could just have a memory..I've never watched aew but I still remember most of these things. Do I think about them? No.
Maybe I'm completely insane, but I think there's a difference between Orange Cassidy and Teleporting Matt Hardy
>>20027490He hates seeing former slaves being free
>>20028384all the pizza wrestler did was get kicked in the face during a backstage segment. he never even had a match
>>20028405merch sales dont mean someone is a draw. a draw is someone who sells tickets. someone ppl pay to see. in AEW if you ever attend a live show it is clear the main draw is Moxley. Danhausen sold a lot of merch, but no one went to the shows to see him. that's why the kept him under contract but didnt bother putting him on tv. it was a win/win for big brain TK
>>20027490Tony fumbled Danhausen. Don't blame AEWtists. They actually loved him because everybody loves Danhausen. >>20027507Danhausen's dimes. Always has been no matter what company he was in. He needs no defending. You're mad as fuck because he's thriving in WWE. His whole career is now symbolic of Tony being a complete failure.>>20028371>Remember when he got caught selling bootleg AEW merchLiterally never happened. The Young Cucks made up that story and "leaked" it just like how they made up that fake story about Phil getting beaten up by Jingle Bitch(lol).
>>20028431>>20028538Danhausen can literally dress up like a woman and he's still less of a tranny than you are, tranny.
>>20029694>merch sales dont mean someone is a drawYes it does. To draw means to draw dimes. Selling merch is drawing dimes. Retard.
>>20029763Her name is Tranhausen
>>20029768Zack Ryder of course was a huge draw
>>20029783Kek stay mad, tranny. /pw/ is Danhausen country.>>20029790Correct.
>>20029763>the tranny isn't a tranny, YOU are! I thought the manly men of /pw/ had a zero tolerance policy on trannies
>>20029796>stay mad tranny, this is tranny countrywhat an odd thing to say
>>20029797>>20029801>I thought the manly men of /pw/ had a zero tolerance policy on tranniesYes. That's why nobody here tolerates you, tranny.
>>20029808I'm a different guy, trannymark.
>>20027490Tony isn't a tranny but he is a fuckin moron he gets bored of his toys easily and moves on to the next new toy pretty easily.You would think since he loves orange Cassidy so much, he would have loved another comedy retard to play with but i guess one was enough.
>>20027495AEW is gymnastics
I can't imagine being an adult and liking Danhausen. The amount of people here defending him is insane.
>>20027495AEW = face humping and thigh slaps
>>20028405This is fake news. Only 2022 is legit. The rest are PWT merch rankings where wrestlers sell their own shit and Danhausen has about 10 pages of tees, stickers, badges and the like. I'm sure he'll be a big mover for WWE though and he would have moved merch if Tony used him too, but he will always be reddit and his crack will get old very quickly like all comedy characters in wrestling do. WWE will likely use him far too often to the point most people get sick of him. He'll go over the "wrong" guy at some point too and that will piss people off. It always happens with comedy guys. I give it 4 months before Chad Gable is jobbing to him and the twitter mob starts fuming.
>>20028394lol AEW fans never rejected Danhausen. Tony just got butthurt over CM Punk leaving and decided to bench his friend out of spite.
>>20027490He's reaching Blake levels of making the trannies seethe
>>20028384>matt hardy teleportingId forgotten about that, but now I remember they didn’t even bother masking Jericho in the editing booth, he was jumping around with each cut.
>>20030231You're also retarded
>>20029899He's like a goth peewee herman. Are you saying adults shouldn't like peewee?
Once in a while I like to give credit where it's due. Apparently in the AEW video game (AEW - Wait Forever) Danhausen randomly rolls out from under the ring and curses people (killing their health bars). Genius!
>>20027490Dave-sama didn't give him enough flippy boi stars so Tiny decided to stop booking him.
>>20027507E-God here. I always defended Danhausen and Orange Cassidy. I also defended Darby until he became a walking CTE.
>>20030336Yes if a grown ass man told me they were a fan of Peewee Herman I would assume they were a child molester
>>20027495>Toni Storm>Pockets>Jurassic ExpressPlease tell me more about how AEW = wrasslin
>>20027490>How did the trannies fumble him?Because Tony is shoot retarded. He fumbles everything. Former AEW wrestlers are about to headline both nights of WrestleMania, both WWE Heavyweight men's champions were AEW wrestlers. WWE's top selling merch right now comes from a former AEW wrestlers. And Tony couldn't figure out how to use any of them.
Not our fault. Blame Tony
Can't wait for the heckin scooter racehausens
>>20027490Who is this fag? Is it that Hurricane faggot from wwf?
Tony wants him back
>>20027594Nah he was over as fuck on Smackdown. Crazy how it only took 3 appearances for this guy to be a star. Paul scored a touchdownhausen with him
>>20030386Then you are an insecure projecting faggot with shit taste. Bet your idea of comedy is jeff dunham and larry the cable guy
