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GOAT Quotes 03/09/26(Mon)17:49:51 No.20034678

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GOAT Quotes Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)17:49:51 No.20034678 Archived

“This belt is a toy. A trinket. A charm to adorn the chastity cage of Bubba the Love Sponge while I pleasure his wife. It is a place to test lines of cocaine of questionable provenance for cross reactivity to cheap metals. Even after President Jack Tunney removed any depiction of Israel from the belt you can still feel the pull of its Dark Lord in Tel Aviv, sometimes making me forget the taste of bread or even panko flakes (…) brother.”

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)17:56:47 No.20034708

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)17:56:47 No.20034708

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>>20034678
“We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.”

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)17:59:45 No.20034726

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)17:59:45 No.20034726

>>20034678
>Bubba the Love Sponge
god his wife was so hot, if only OF existed back then

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)18:02:47 No.20034741

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)18:02:47 No.20034741

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>>20034678
>This belt is a toy
That's why this belt is better.

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)18:04:31 No.20034751

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)18:04:31 No.20034751

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>>20034708
We must thecure the eggsithtenth of our people, daddy … and a future for white childrens, look out now …becuth the beauty, daddy, of the White Aryan woman … so fine! … muth not perish from this here earth, Tony Schiavone!”

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)18:07:34 No.20034764

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)18:07:34 No.20034764

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>>20034741
What did Jack Tunney mean by this?
Are we actually getting more Israel AND a land bridge for their gollum thirdies to invade Europe?

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)18:11:41 No.20034785

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)18:11:41 No.20034785

>>20034764
They just fucked up how Tunisia and Italy look.

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)18:12:18 No.20034788

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)18:12:18 No.20034788

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>>20034726
Why did she ever stray when she had this absolute unit of a fuckmachine at home?

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)18:17:07 No.20034802

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)18:17:07 No.20034802

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“Just like Kevin Nash, I was raped as a child and as an adult. As a result, the belt triggers my PTSD and I am therefore not required to wear it, or any type of respiratory mask. This condition is 100 percent protect by the Americans with Disabilities Act and any reprisals will be met with immediate civil rights litigation seeking actual and punitive damages.”

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)18:25:28 No.20034849

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)18:25:28 No.20034849

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“You wanna play 21? I got 22. You wanna 69? I got the clap. You wanna play Ace of Spades? I got it on vinyl. You wanna play Ace Combat 6? My PlayStation is broken. You wanna make love to my stepmom? I did it at age 11.”

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)18:30:21 No.20034878

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)18:30:21 No.20034878

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“NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS.”

Anonymous
03/09/26(Mon)18:40:20 No.20034939

Anonymous 03/09/26(Mon)18:40:20 No.20034939

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>>20034741
‘Tis a fine belt, to be sure … but NASA lost the technology to make anything this beautiful ever again.