Thank you Penta
I migrated before full! Don't you feel stupid now!
better promo than half the roster and all the women
damn penta is based
penter
I won the intercontinental title
im a fighter of the real life
THIS IS THE THREAD!>>20036530This is a fag
We love PenGOATa
take notes Vaquer all you had to do was learn how to speak at a first grade level and you could actually get pops too
I may start wearing a mask and face paint like my hero, Penta.
>>20036518Good job so far tonight, OP.
>>20036520Is the raw midcard higher profile than NXT championship? Because they have thrown multiple belts on EGO
How did tony fumble this guy?
CERO MIEDO
Wow
Penta is bringing the fuckin energy bros!!!Let’s fucking GOOOOO!!
Penta is so fucking based. Is he the best Mexican promo guy in WWE history? And why come Jim Cornette hates him?
>>20036544Don't even need people to really understand you. You just gotta have some fucking passion when you speak, which she lacks.
Is Penta retiring or dying or something?
great promo
based penter
Here comes the culture culture
why are they cheering they don’t understand what he’s saying
OLEOLE OLE
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows .
>everyone is getting cursed
IMPOSTERA
Oh hey, I called it. I hope you capped it.
THE CURSED WORKED AGAIN
Promo's good
>>20036571You're gay. Simple as.
I forgot about daylights savings time...
>>20036562Penta didn’t want to fuck his wife
>i want a #4 combo from the El Polo Loco
>mark on his arm where a leech wasTrue Mexican.
penta is shooting
>>20036562jims mad he can get him to pork his cow of a wife
>Penta doesn't get What'd for his accent or even speaking outright spanish
>>20036562Cornette is racist
CURSED.com
>>20036575I saw it. You were right
Is that a car lighter burn on his arm?Do they even still make those lighters?
>>20036562Because he had to watch him jack off the Bucks for 3+ years and Jim hates most Mexican wrestlers to begin with.
bloke manroe is so ugly
WTF is on Americano's arm?
i wish penta was 10 years youngerhe has an unbelievable amount of charisma, he would be the perfect pick to fill rey’s spotinstead we get to pick from dragon lee and fenix who both lack something
The curse transformed Chad into Kaiser
>>20036588Gotta love the Pentster baby
>>20036570It’s proactive it gets the people going
>>20036562he broke that one guys leg doing the destroyer and Jim has hated him since
>>20036598Most female wrestlers are ugly
>>20036588It's in Seattle. They love when people speak any language other than English or when someone cuts their cock off or shoots themselves up full of heroin.
I wanted to see Penta vs the Original Grande...
>Cole shitting on AAA.Fuck this nigga.
>>20036599Swastika
>the Americanos are working together to work their opponentsOkay this based
>Rayo and Bravo locked Gable in a cage>Kaiser takes his place
>>20036579You're brown. Simple as.
>>20036588its all in the walk amigo
>>20036544>>20036563Yeah I like Vaquer but she has 0 passion and has dead shark eyes
KAISER DONT DO IT
roman salute incoming
Is Rey fenix the Janetty?
>>20036588have you seen how scary his eyes are
>>20036614Ok. you're still a homosexual. Tell your parents.
>>20036607You forgot robs a store, kills a white person and beats up old, white people.
>advertises chad gable vs penta >doesn’t give it to the fans that paid $500 to be therebased TKO
>>20036623It’s taken a week for Cole to run a gimmick into the ground.
Is Penta the best lucha promo in WWE history?
Does that faggot danhausen actually wrestle or just do the curse thing to people?
>>20036616I like her, but she speaks with the inflection and tone of those old "learn a language by tape" cassettes.
>>20036610What’d he say
>>20036632Just like Sarah Logan's antlers, he's good at that shit
>>20036633How many have they allowed to do promos?
>>20036633nah it's still Rey but Penta is very good
CARMELLA MENTIONED
I could have sworn we were supposed to confused who eachamericano was and they were the same person
>>20036624>womeme simp admits to being brownOf course
>>20036633Del Rio
carmella come back we need you
in a locker room full of bland no character marks in the ring, penta is the one last bastion of real pro wrestling left
SUPER DRAGON
>this mexican match even has the annoying drunk audience member with the whistleTruly authentic
>>20036644Rey can't promo though.
>My last Raw before deployment signmy dude you getting killed in Iran to distract from the Epstein files
>>20036588He’s actually charismatic
>>20036650I'm not a flaming homo unlike you KWAB.
>>20036644Isn't Rey not very good at promos? He just had unspoken charisma
>>20036626I hate Seattle so fucking much. The traffic is horrible and there's nothing to do in the God-forsaken city.
>>20036640During the ad break Graves was putting over the AAA show this Saturday and suggested Cole watch and Cole sarcastically said something like "yeah, there's nothing I'd rather do on a Saturday night than watch AAA."
>>20036653You forgot Logan
>>20036633Cibernetico and Original Abismo Negro were better. Mesias is also pretty good
>>20036662He'll go back and forth with one word replies all night, anon. May as well ignore it
excellent match so far
>>20036588¿QUÉ?
>>20036654The lone Super Dragon chant got a pop out of me.
>>20036662I can smell your B.O... stop replying to me.
>>20036656>>20036664Rey's a fine promo it's just that his character is boring and simplistic
>>20036670I know. I'm just entertaining it for now. The "man" is mentally ill.
>>20036598Bloke is a joke
NO PENTA GOT HURT
>>20036667logans not really a character hes just a celebrity with an actual interesting life outside the ring unlike the marks he shares a locker room with
SUPER DRAGON!
>>20036633Nah, still Eddie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkpI09ai9uc
Did the curse misfire?
>corey hitting cole with the "turn on your monitor"based
it's funny how this works because one is face in Mexico, and the other is face in USA but in reality both act like heels
>>20036665my life was ruined by a girl in Seattle. I hate that city with all my being
has ludwig kaiser had a single entertaining wrestling match in his life?
So which Grande will Penta side with when they back in mexico for Rey dey Reyas?
Penta got rekt :(
>>20036666Oh I mixed up graves with Cole. Thought graves was talking shit after commenting for aaa. Yeah Cole’s a dick, nothing new here
They tie him to the rope in every single match.
>>20036698Watch the product
Are you 30?Congrats you're already dead.
stay on him and be aggressive!
Stay on him and be aggressive >>20036662you're brown ew
>Penta also getting cursedoh no bros...
>stay on him and be aggresive
>>20036690No. Gable never even made it to the ring.
>>20036698He was funny in the 2025 rumble and ive loved him ever since
>>20036699Neither because both are fake luchadores
>>20036680You're gay
>>20036708based eddie arango admonishing el grande
>>20036685>>20036700>>20036711Again? It’s on commercial so I can’t see shit
The shortest in history was Zack Ryder you dumb fuck idiot
Stay aggressive on him
STAY AGGRESIVE ON HIMHD was a mistake
>>20036698yes, in AAA, Haitch is the problem
>>20036624>admits to being brownsorry you'll never get laid which is why you simp for women
>>20036719Watch the product. It happened before break
Bruh this thread is moving so slow lol that one guy who said he was leaving Really meant it kek
do they just not care about talking to wrestlers in commercials?
who keeps wolf whistling
>>20036728Murdered.
>day 849 of me not organizing my wrestling folder
couldn’t post til now but did anyone else before hear corey tell cole to turn his monitor on
>>20036731He looks fine to me
>>20036728Nothing wrong with being brown you racist piece of shit
>>20036736Me. I think you're hot.
>>20036733The womeme worshipping brown skinned simps aren't doing their babytalk in this thread now
>>20036698As grande in AAA he's peak especially when he cursed at El mini chaparo vikingo
>>20036740Yes it was pretty funny
>>20036743>>20036739True Logan loves browns and says FUCK ICE
Was Smackdown worth watching? I was in Florida for a wedding.
>pull me down please stop fucking talking
>>20036728You're gay. You will never get laid except in the ass.
>>20036752No
>>20036736That's just how Mexicans talkhttps://files.catbox.moe/cbxj07.mp4
Penta wins if he wears the black&white
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
even half botched that was cool
Penta was moving slower after the break. How’d he hurt himself?
>>20036749Did anyone clip it
>>20036750>Logan>Browns
VAQ CHICHI
>>20036760>>20036758>>20036728
Oh god it’s a puta segment
HAW HAW HAW
Laura Palmer sounding ass
TRASHY MAN
First title defence in the books. It'll take a while to live up to Melo on SD but it's a start.
>one shoulder upAmericano got screwed. If gaytch doesn't go with the classic "I got screwed" angle, he's truly the WOAT.
Is this Telemundo
Liv is jumping to AEW once her contract is up. She's a confirmed Tonebunny.
TRASHYMEN BRTOS WTF
>>20036771old
>>20036785Can’t reward mediocrity. He should’ve had his shoulder down
>cheap blonde
PUTA
Liv sending Vaq back to the mud hut
CHEAP BLONDE
PUTAAAAAA
Her English sounds better here
>>20036775THAT BOY BOUNC-ACK
Sorry Steph, I'm watching the show while doing other shit. Ain't got time to read your nonsense. They can strap the rocket to you, but no one will care. Learn the language if you want to get over.
>>20036758You're brown. You will never get laid.
>[Speakkng in Another Language]thx netflix
how bad you reckon these lady wrestler buttholes stink after a rough match?
>>20036736Me perro!
Wait she’s the WORLD champion and is this irrelevant?
so glad finn's finally moving on from this cringe stable
Liv dressing like a tart, never disappoints
I have no dog im your faggot waifuwar fights but they really shouldnt have Vaquer cut promos until she can speak English better. It's uncomfortable to listen to her. She sounds like a retarded child and it doesn't fit her character at all.
>>20036775Logan loves browns!
>>20036805You're gay. You will never get laid.
Not a big Liv mark (I like Japanese women) but, she looks really good tonight. Enjoy.
Pinche puta sucia cochina
QUICK LOOK AWAY TONY
DIMESHAUSEN
Scooby doo ass music
corey is fucking terrible
why are niggers always in ads for gambling?
I was willing to not get overly critical to the puta but how dare she insult the HAW HAW HAH
Would love to see Buddy vs Danhausen.
VERY EVIL>VERY NICEVERY EVIL>VERY NICE
Faghausen needs to fuck off back to gayew I hate this fucking tranny clown
Buddy does this guy still know he's cursed
SEATTLEHAUSEN BROS
>no danhookersIt's over
Jesus, their not going to let him wrestle are they?
>>20036830this. but the entire WWE
>>20036758>You're gay. You will never get laid except in the ass.>>20036820>You're gay. You will never get laid.Holy backfire, you're brown and you lost. KWAB
He’s small.
holy pop kek
DIMESHAUSEN GIGAPOP
>missing Danhausen entrancedamn it
FREE STUFF
Women’s title promos>I respect you and see more in you than you see in yourself Men’s title promos>Fuck you part-time coconut I’ll bury you next to your dead father
BASED
I'm not listening to this Reddit faggot, MUTEkek he's throwing his stolen merch
KEK BASED T SHIRT MERCHANT
>>20036842You're gay.
>>20036840That's for the best.
>Well one guy got all the shirts
>lifting the lights as he's still running awayJej
>he's gone before the commercial ends.Thank you, Jesus.
Midgethausen is smaller than The Miz Kek
We know what happened when Micheal did his last interview
>One guy got all the shirts
>Not a big Liv mark (I like Japanese women) but, she looks really good tonight. Enjoy.
THATS BABY SNEED
professional wrestling is dead.
>Seacucks won the owl>Nobody caresChampions similar to them?
???? I never saw danhausen wtf
WE ABOUDDA PUDDA BRAINONEM
>>20036860
EXACTLY NO POP
I am a shoot mark for Danhausen
>first time in the wwe ring>"buy my t-shirt">threatens to curse audience>leavesThey love him for it
>Danhausen at NOWbased>>20036871Seethe WCWzoomer
JUDGMENTJUDGMENTWE ABOUT TO PUT THE BRAIN ON EM
>>20036842Brown and proud puto. Enjoy your skin cancer
For me? It's Knighthausen
totally forgot that was their theme
Tf happened to the bad vamp bitches?
RAQUEL TITTIES
Liv looks like she's ready to take on the entire Seahawks roster after the show.
Liv is looking extra trashy tonightI love it
>>20036865Imagine Michael Cole in the Cucking Caverns
I have seen enough, make Danhausen answer Melo Open Challenge at Wrestlemania 42
BUY MY FUCKING SHIRT
Judgement day music is lame as shit
>>20036874Came out to a mega pop. Threw some t-shirts in the crowd. Told the audience to go to the website to buy more. Left.
>fanhausen is now a thingThat’s the second term I’ve invented that went into the lexicon. I’m not posting shit anymore. I’m still trademarking the first from years ago
>>20036890He is married to one of them, the others were disposable backup dancers
>>20036897trashy slut
>>20036881Im sorry but>WCWzoomerHuh
>>20036893They really should have leaned into the Street Trash name but Twitter fucked it up.
holy shit finn GIGAPOO
Dom has completely fallen off. KWAB.>>20036883Cringe.
FINNALOR
What happens in seattle?
How do people watch this moid shit
Dom is so fucking bad at promos
Raquel is so fucking sexy
>>20036911If you're old enough to have watched WCW, you're a WCW zoomer, you fucking geezer.
>>20036920reddit things
>>20036916The curse is real bro bro
FXXX gigapoo
>>20036920rain, trannies, and antifa
>>20036921I have insomnia.
OHHHH THREAD BITCHLETS GOGET THOSE FAT FINGERS TYPING YOU LITTLE FAGGOT SLAVE!
>>20036920sleepless
>>20036921You tell us.
why is liv covering her ass she doesn’t get the business
Buddy won.
>>20036928>old>zoomer
Liv looks like a bloated corpse erry time she's live what the fuck
Dom, Americano (Kaiser version) and Lola Vice should go to AAA full-time.
>grows his hair out extra long>grows the mustache>gets the fucking neck tattooTruly a goat
Is this stable finally ending?
>>20036920heroin
>>20036927Based choo choo Braun used to hit that
>>20036945Listen here you little zoom zoom, go take some ibuprofen before your back gives out of old age.
Damn Dom and Liv really fell off bro. Tf??
Holy fuck finn sucks
>>20036950>>20036883Shut the fuck up and stop self-inserting, Gonzalo
>>20036959what do you mean
>>20036920DSP sightings.
>>20036948Lola said in an interview she doesn’t give a fuck about aaa besides using it to further her career. Pretty disappointing but she has a fat ass so I can look past it
>>20036905>>20036880Will Danhausen become the highest paid star in WWE through his supernatural merch selling powers?
Spoiled little what?
FXXX BALOR
>>20036973Prick
>>20036964They just don’t have it anymore. Usually dude oozes charisma but not today
lol they are finally doing this
FINN REBELLION
FACE FINN IS HAPPENING!
>>20036973FXXX
>say "shit" multiple times on Smackdown>bleep out "prick" on Netflix.Huh?
NEXT>>20036975>>20036975>>20036975>>20036975
JD WTF
>>20036945We’re in the Gen Alpha era nigga
>>20036967It's a shame since she's over big time in AAA, just like Dom and Americano. More than in the states.
JD NOOOOOThe Irish bros are done ;_;
lol wtf
>>20036973Spic
Balor Cl-ACK
New>>20036988>>20036988>>20036988
BIG HEADBIG BRAIN
AJ IS SHOOT BACKSTAGE TONIGHT AJ GET OUT HERE FUCKING SAVE HIMMMMMMMMMMMMM
No, not JD...
>>20036985Gay thread>>20036997THE REAL DEAL
REAL NEW NON TRANNY>>20036975>>20036975>>20036975>>20036975
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