MONDAY NIGHT RAW PROMO GAMETHREAD #7
Yes we mew here
>>20037406>always posts a split thread 40 seconds after someone else
>>20037420tensai looking rough
OTC OTC OTC
>>20037420is this look achievable natty?
Why did he just stop talking for like 30 seconds
How was the oba match, I was at the gas station. Bout cheddar and sour cream ruffles and an apple juice
imagine paying $500 to see a guy talk for 20 minutes as a main event
ALIVE ON A MONDAY NIGHT IN SEATTLE OR WHAT
>>20037443He's banking on them chanting his name for half the time he's out there.
>>20037444Dogshit like always
>>20037443he's got 20 minutes to fill without Roman there
>>20037443Drinking it in man
HOW ABOUT THAT SPORTSBALL TEAM?!
>>20037443it’s called working and slowing down you wouldn’t understand it
YAHOOO
Obvious cue was obvious
IT'S JUST ME UCE (and Jimmy)
Oh boy The Usos filling in for Roman
>UCE YOU DONT DISRESPECT FAMILYwill be said
HOLY FUCKING GRIMOLA
Wtf are these coconut shitters doing here ffs
>the botching somoans show up again
U GON TALM BOUT MA UNC LIKE DAY FO REAL UCE?!
Y’all were bitching all day about women’s wrestling for this shit?
IM BOUTTA GET 'EM UCE
based upset niggaz crashin out on whitie
APOLOGIZE
>heel Jey Uso's entire gimmick is just ruining your promosFOUR LETTERSONE WORKUGH UGH
>YEET
>APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!
>>20037487imagine the state of WWE when a luchador from AEW is the highlight of Raw
Uppity coconigger Jey
what is the difference between uce and unc?
they're shoot seething
Jimmy is a better promo than Jey why didn't he get the yeet gimmick
>called him his real name so now you know it’s real this is real storytelling
>APOLOGIZE
>the voice of the voices
>yfw phil apologizes
>>20037507Uce is "bro", unc is "old man"
THE APOLOGY NEEDS TO BE AS LOUD AS THE DISRESPECT
>Jimmy > Jey on the mic
>>20037507about one letter
Kek based Reddit atheist gimmick
SIKA AINT UP THERE.HES DOWN THERE.
>THE ONLY GOOD SAMOAN IS A DEAD SAMOANJesus Phil
>APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW UCE
>>20037529IN COCONUT HELL
>Roof under my head
humiliation ritual #3456
Tatum is ratings
this nigga about to say some wild disrespectful shit, ain't hehere we go
>Learning Tree
>if you think about it, I'm more Samoan than youPUNK NO
wtf is this promo
This man jey uso looks like he about to cry
>I'm atheist
>>20037536Based roof sleeper
>I know your family better than you doBased Phil
is he talking about himself?
acting like upset niggers just comes naturally to these two huh? best acting theyve ever done
>I'm not apologizing to your DEAD UNCLE because Roman Reigns is an asshole and I'm an atheist kek what?
bring up Larry JeyI double dog (get it) dare you
Jey acting like he's about to pull out a gun and shoot Punk
Phil talking about himself?
>"Enlightened" westoid versus island savagesInteresting angle, didn't see it coming.
>I hope Rikishi dies so I can bury you next to himDamn punk
Very questionable choice for a main event. The only reason this didn't completely suck is because how bizzare it is
>>20037550it’s called storytelling.
heel punk inc
I'm being worked
Schizo segment. But not fun in an HBK NXT way.
PUNK SHOOTIN ON COCONUT NIGGAS
>Say you're sorry chantfucking liberal ass seattle
>>20037570this is kino faggot go glaze your dick to asuka
humiliation ritual #725
Why is Phil refusing to apologize? Sika had nothing to do with this lol
SAMOAXIRS...OUR RESPONSE?
Based
I spilled my beer.Must've been Danhausen's curse.
>>20037572>dunking on the past 4 years of coconut theater>heel
HEEMED
May as well throw the Roman salute Phil.
>>20037581he only apologizes for being a white straight cis gendered male
So is Pepsi Phil the heel?
THATS IT?
>that random cowboy yee haaawwtf
Such a strange segment to end a show on.
CHEEEEHOOOO
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOUNG BOYS
>10:22 again.Lawd.
>>20037502>AYO APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW UCE
That was not a main event promo segment
Blew his eardrum and now Yeet got demoted to cruiserweight
That’s it? What an awkward ending
this is the road to wrestlemania?
HHH knows he's cooked and is booking like a dying man
>>20037569>I'm gonna bury you next to his BIG>FAT>STINKY>SOMOAN>ASSSeemed a bit over the top if you ask me.
>>20037502>>20037605Kek
Jimmy shoot heemed him KEK
>>20037599Roman can't be bothered to show up to work
>>20037597That sounded like that one part of the Usos theme
Is Punk fighting the Usos at Mania? Christ, Roman show up to work you lazy coconut nigger.
seattle chuds paid $500 for this
>babyface talks trash about a dead family member of the heel and expects the crowd to be happy about itTriple H is cooking absolutely nothing with this
So the Usos are gonna interfere in the match
>>20037511Jimmy is actually really good at a lot of shit. Totally doing the honorable older brother bit, but he could be a lot bigger than he is.
I loved that segment, but I fucking HATE when the camera shows the people in the cheap seats and they get all excited, and wave their hands around like idiots instead of watching the show.
they're really gonna reform the bloodline aren't they
>>20037623He literally is next week
Based Punk not apologizing lol
>>20037626Then stop watching
the samoan goblins are gonna interfere at WM
>>20037614The age of Jericho, Styles and Austin is coming.Everything Vince wanted is happening.Shawn booking NXT, Chris at Smackdown, Austin at RAW and Styles being the Godfather.And Haitch out
Ngl bros i'm getting invested in Pepsi Phil vs Tribal Cheef
>>20037605KEK
>>20037629I fucking HATE when the camera shows the crowd at all, I didn't pirate Netflix streams to watch the crowd instead of the wrestlers on the show
>>20037638Done. Anything else?
If punk had apologized his promo was for nothing and roman roasted him
>>20037646Stop posting
they're gonna do the bloodline againBut no bloodline vs bullet club kino now that Finn is finally face and AJ retired and the GoD are in the companyFucking faggot bookers how hard is it to give people what they want
>>20037651
>>20037655You people are literally never happy. No matter what happens, it's not the same as the fanfiction in your head, so you hate it.
>>20037645This plus the most of the crowd are clearly people who do not take care of themselves.
>>20037667Yeah
>>20037655the IWC will never be happy anon, they all are retarded WCW virgins and widows
>>20037643its better than the smackdown title scene for sure
