i did the danhausen curse to my brother as a joke yesterday and this morning he got in a car crash
>>20039638prove it
>>20039638hes weak. finish him
One time when I was 15 and my sister was driving me from school we got into an argument about the radio and I hit her in the back while she was at a stop light and I saw her eyes clench in pain. Sometimes I text her randomly and tell her I’m sorry about it. She’s 36 and has 5 kids now and I just keep saying sorry about that because for some reason that always sticks out to me.
>>20039638the best gimmicks are reality turned to 11don't fuck around with this shit
>>20039638thats why you shouldnt play around with that nice/evil magic, anon. its highly unpredictable. even danhausen cant always control it. next time you might fuck around and put a vagina on someone's forehead by cursing them and calling them a pussy.
>>20039695I'd mindfuck a nigga with a pussy dome
>>20039702could you really enjoy it tho? some fucker's brains all sloshing around your dick, seems like it would be like fucking a rotten watermelon.
>>20039638Very evil playerhausen
>>20039680Why were you in the back seat?
>>20039803Because my mom was in the front seat and they wanted to get smoothies afterwards.
>>20039638What part of don't try this at home was too difficult for you to understand?