>Anon has go-away heat with his parents over the "unemployed incel at 33" angle
>>20040265Not going to judge anyone off their living situations in 2026 but you gotta bring something to the table anon
why cant you just get a job at some handburger joint like muckdonalds or shake shaq? they pay alrite.
>>20040265Go fuck a hooker and work yourself into a "delusional 'playboy' who can only get pussy when he pays for it" comedy angle. It'll pop your dad's brother if nothing else.
>>20040274i would love to anon but I have a handful of mental afflictions that severely debilitate my ability to function socially in society to the extend needed for work and dating. i spent my 20's willing it to happen but it was all for null. the longest i held a job for was 2 years as a desk clerk at a celery shop before i was fired. that was in 2019. ive been a NEET ever since. i can't be helped.
>>20040281i remember getting a job at the same place some bitch i was stalking on threads worked at. imagine my surprise when i ran into her. i tried shooting my shot with her but she blew me off and then had a crashout and never been since.
>>20040284there is literally nothing wrong with paying for hookers, provided you scout decent ones. you get your fill of female flesh, ideally have a nice experience where both parties got what they wanted and you also get a confidence boost and social/sexual experience. the stigma is only by whores (99 percent of the female populace) who want to gatekeep pussy under a whole canon of bullshit social rituals. the working women, more often than not, are far more tolerable and enjoyable people to be around, if only briefly for the purpose of sex.
>mom cuts a porno on me
I work at a gas station. My dad has kidney issues and diabetes and my mom walks with a limp.
I work in tech at a start up and work almost every day. I've had 3 days off in the last two months. I make about 50k but have a lot of credit card debt and live with my mom. She has cancer and had two surgeries for it already. I havent seen my dad in over two years. But I brought my debt from 60k to 22k throughout 2025 and hope to be debt free with some money to my name by end of 2026. I'm not too sad about everything because I have a body count of 23 that I scored throughout my 20's. Now I just fap alone in my room in my 30s.
I make $4 mil a year playing in the NBA and I still live at my mom's house
Me (Kane) arriving to the function while parents aunts and uncles are talking shit
>>20040265Finished high school 11 years agoStill can't find a damn job and I'm too dumb for college
>>20040284This is close to my irl ascension arc. Paying for pussy made me way more comfortable around women and I eventually got a gf.
>>20040460Many such cases
>>20040265Should I go back to college?4 years seems like a long timeI can't wake up early and watch stardom games then sleep again till 6pm
>>20040501I was close to finishing college. Well. Community college. I took two years. Moved away to work. Realized my classes weren’t really worth the credits and decided to do business degree. Talked to a counselor and that was it. 5 years ago.
>>20040465does ur gf know that you used prostitutes in the past or do you keep it a secret?
I swapped over to a working everyman gimmick but now I have go away heat with myself even though I moved up the card
>>20040516Yeah I told her. She was fine with it. I'm clean too, always wore protection and got tested often.If we ever break things off I'd probably just go back to paying though.My family know about it. I jokingly play it off a as failure on their part. They did a poor job at socializing me with girls growing up.>>20040501I've been waging the same job for close to 10 years and I regret not trying something else during that time like tertiary education.>>20040314Working women can be amazingly hospitable when they're familiar with you and they like you. Being a blond white guy in my 20s, the older Asian ones (40+) are very nice to me. I've had a few make me homemade meals, invite me out for dinner, take me on trips with them, always try to give me advice on women, etc. All outside of their work.They do not like Indians and middle easterners.
>>20040290Yes you can anon, try finding a part time that doesn't require a lot of social interaction like stocking shelves and then work your way up the card, if you managed for two years with a customer facing job then it's a sign you can do it.
