Self Made Pro revealed during his solo self session on March 9, 2026 that Lesnar and Paul Heyman have reportedly told WWE officials and the creative team that Lesnar should not lose another match before he eventually retires. According to the report, that stance is now creating a serious dilemma for WWE as the company tries to figure out Lesnar’s direction heading into WrestleMania 42.>“So here’s the problem. They know that the audience wants Oba. Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman have essentially communicated to WWE and creative that Brock should not lose until his retirement.”>“That puts WWE in a tough spot because Triple H would like to book GUNTHER vs. Brock and Oba vs. Brock at some point. But if those matches happen, Brock would likely lose in both. So it creates a real dilemma.”>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3GFUS3iH1E
I just got finished with a solo self session too.
Just have him go over Oba and Gunther at Mania and Summerslam. Roman should be the one to retire him.
>Self Made Pro revealed
>>20040289why the fuck would brock lose to gunther lmfao
1. tell him no 2. find a way to have him win while making the other guy look strongthis wouldn't be a problem if wwe had any creativity
>>20040289Who exactly in creative is telling a random fan like Ibou all this?
>>20040289The most kino Brock stories are when he loses the first match but wins the second
I legit don't think Brock cares this much
>>20040307It's not even hard to come up with something they're just lazy and don't care about wrestling
>>20040297care to elaborate?
>>20040297Provide some context?
>>20040297Want to explain?
>>20040289LA Knight humiliation ritual incoming
>>20040289They should fire this retard. He sucks
>>20040307> 2. find a way to have him win while making the other guy look strongThis. It’s like everyone forgo how to book. Just go in with the same mentality of Bret-Austin. Or do DQ finish.
>>20040289LET ME JOB TO YA
>>20040289so in other words, Paul can't book?
>>20040362But enough about me.
>>20040289>Triple H would like to book GUNTHER vs. Brockwhy? nobody cares about gunther. they just had him beat goldberg & cena and still nobody cares
>>20040289Kek. LA Knight really is getting the Brock match at Wam
based brock should squash oba
>>20040289>le fan fiction head canon booking
Ayo, am I deaf? Or have all the people who kept saying Tony needs to be a boss and tell his wrestlers to lose when he wants them to suddenly REAL QUIET? Naaaaah they finna jump on Triple H for this rite???
>>20040289They should just give him his little match and squeeze that last bit of cash they can out of him, and then write him off. What a primadonna. He’s not even that entertaining, just does the same f5 and germs suplex garbage every time
>>20040289His boss is a racist Nazi, I don’t think he has anything to worry about with Oba.Maybe Gunther one day but Oba is already in Haitch’s sight with that one Obafeminist label.
Based.He's put over enough of these shitters already.
>>20040289Feed him up and coming midcarders or lower level main eventers. LA Knight, Damien, Black, Jey, Je'Von, Carmello, etc. Brock beat guys like Finn, AJ, and Bryan and they came out of those matches looking great. Meanwhile, Brock lost to Seth and Roman a million times and nobody cared.
>>20040788No one cared about those loses because they were well deserved after tons of good cheating
>>20040307>2. find a way to have him win while making the other guy look strongIt's simple. Just have Brock batter and ragdoll the shit out of someone, while the opponent looks tough in defiance against Lesnar by not giving up.
>>20040289If Brock won’t do business, make business do Brock.
Just make them look strong and then have Brock do a flash pin or Heyman distracts. Its too soon for Oba anyway.
>>20040289Well if... Uhh *checks notes* Self Made- uh Pro says it than it must be true.Brock has always been a team player and Heyman is surely thinking of the future, so if Brock won't put over Oba it's because he personally doesn't like the guy, or the booking is so atrocious it won't do any favors for either of them. The latter is very very very likely. I doubt Brock is even looking to retire. He seems pretty comfortable with the part timer contract, but Haitch needs to feed somebody to Gunther.
>>20040289based
>>20040289wwe bros, i thought big bad paul knew how to control his toys?
>>20040300>Roman should be the one to retire him.Fuck off
>>20040289>They know that the audience wants Oba.cucks lol
>>20040289>They know that the audience wants ObaKek. Not really. And nobody outside the wrestling bubble even knows who Oba is. Brock is one of the only megastars left in pro wrestling. Heyman and Brock are pushing back because Brock wants to get PAID. Brock isn't a mark and will lose when he thinks it's good for his career aka money. Pay him enough and he will lose. TKO/Cunter are trying to low ball Brock, have him go out on a loss, and then never call him back in so he can't get his win back. Brock, and Heyman, are too smart for that trick to work.
>Brock beats Oba but sell it as Oba taking Brock to his limit>Gunther taps at Brock and retiresthats it
>>20040986>Gunther taps at Brock and retiresbut who retires Brock then?
>>20041038Gunther
>>20040514He got pegged for it a long time ago
>>20040289Brock should squash 95% of the roster within 5 minutes, recombine the world titles, have a series of matches with Roman, Punk, Drew, Gunther, and Trick, and then finally put over Logan Paul.
>>20041061>Logan Paul GMS
>>20040289This guy is such a shitter that he sucks all the air out of the room. He's inconsistent, has no character, puts no one over and is just generally not that deep of a competitor. Fucker only knows 3 moves and got eliminated at the Rumble during an entrance.
>>20041080Worked
>>20041080Imagine being this ignorant about Brock. Holy shit.
>>20041078Logan is the last true pro wrestler.
>>20041080Autistic tranny opinion. Discarded
>>20041080Brock is easily one of the best guys to ever do it thoughbeit
>>20041087It's not "worked" to be unphased by someone. The worst reaction you can get out of someone is silence.>>20041091There's nothing to be ignorant about, there's nothing there.
>>20041080Brock's character is that he beats the shit out of people. When he gets booked in a match he beats the shit out of his opponent very consistently. The rare times he loses massively put over the guy who beats him because he usually beats the shit out of people. Brock is top 10 all time and you are a faggot
>>20040289If this is true (it's not) then you just book Lesnar to lose at WM and make him show up in humiliating non-wrestling roles for whatever is left on his contract.
>>20040300Uppercut yourself poojeet
>>20041114>hey brock you're gonna lose to gunther>no im not>yeah you are go out and job to him right now>brock shoots on gunther and kills him in 15 secondsfantastic idea
>>20041095Good morning saaaaar logan very good progressional wrestle sarrr very good air moves in the air saaar plzzzz doing the subscribes to his YouTube channal
>>20041107>his character is that he beats the fuck out of peopleWow! How profound! You mean like... every other wrestling gimmick ever? He's good as the generic heel, but am I really going to buy a shirt of this guy? Come on, now.
>>20041105The dude constantly gets huge reactions from the crowd. Who are you kidding? Also he could wrestle circles around any shitter that the Pig Fed has in their locker room. He'd rather not waste his energy on Millennial shitters though. Seethe about it.
One match of Brock eclipses anything that could happen in women's wrestling
>>20041127Brock is WWE's version of Mike Tyson and I'm sorry your T-level is too low to appreciate that.
>>20040305Because gunther is retiring everyone and he is a better wrestler. Brock ragdolls everyone but his style isn't really viable in a match of back and forths. Gunther can put anyone over whilst also putting on great shows. Some of these wrestlers can't work with other styles and Brock's style is IDDQD.
>>20040289No shit. I'm starting to get genuinely concerned at the absolute retardation of Triple H. Like you can't have this below zero IQ. It' shouldn't be humanely possible.If you want to book Gunther vs Bork in a match, then why not WAIT UNTIL BORK DECIDES TO FUCKING RETIRE SO GUNTHER CAN RETIRE HIM!!!!! ISN'T THAT HIS WHOLE GIMMICK YOU RETARDED BIG NOSED IDIOT??? HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING STUPID TO NOT BEING ABLE TO THINK SUCH A SIMPLE LOGICAL SOLUTION.
>>20041125If Brock refuses to job then they can release him. That's the best possible outcome for WWE if they have someone that won't do the job.
>>20041138>Because gunther is retiring everyone and he is a better wrestler.[THIS IS WHAT FAT SMARKS ACTUALLY BELIEVE]
>>20041158You don't get it kid. Vince ruined Brock's whole career. He needed some adversity, instead he made him like Goldberg and wasted all his talents. Brock was an utter freak and insanely good but used him at the tiniest point of his potential.
>>20041170If only Brock had a 43 minute long 8 star match with Cesaro he could have been proud of his career
>>20040289>brock won't job to guntherBased. It is how it should be.
>>20041181I assumed it was against Oba, but if it’s against Gunther than I take back what I said. It is indeed based
>>20041189It's too early to book Brock VS Oba anyways. Give it a year, let both guys get some wins to look unbeatable. Then they meet up in the Rumble again and Brock eliminates Oba to give him his first true adversity. Progress along until Mania, have Oba overcome Brock. Simple.
>>20040300>Roman should be the one to retire him.Yes!! So much this! Then we have CM Punk retire Roman! Then we have Rey Mysterio retire CM Punk! Then we bring Hacksaw Jim Duggan out of retirement to retire Rey Mysterio! Then we pay Abdullah the Butcher as much money as it takes to come out and retire Jim Duggan!! Yes!!
>>20041127Anon said ‘beats the shit’, and repeated that same phrase multiple times. Why did you alter the word in your greentext?
>>20040289Based Brock big leaguing glorified midcarder Paul and his boy Gooner.
i hope before brock retires he gets to have a small feud with dom, like a call back to his feud with eddie
>>20040289>Self Made Pro revealed
>>20041225Brain fart, I'm at work right now.
>>20041127>every other wrestling gimmick ever?Find literally one wrestler who can make this gimmick believable, the only other guy was Goldberg and he retired, not to mention he wasn't as good st it.
fucking basedone of the last of Vince's "carnie" guys going out like a carnie before the medium changes
>>20041246There isn't anyone who can because it isn't a gimmick.
>>20040289im guessing WM will be seth v brock. but yeah no idea why people want oba...who would ever think brock would job to some guy that just joined the roster and has no real matches under his belt. oba shouldnt be losing any matches for a while.
>>20040289LEMME JOB TO YA YEAH
>>20040289i'm gonna be honest i really did not expect heyman to be lesnar's shoot advocate in addition to his kayfabe one too
Brock is right to say this. No one is on his level. People fantasy book Oba but they wouldn't follow it up with anything. Bron is too small and can't promo. Y'all will say I'm crazy, but Dragunov would be the best shout to conquer Brock. He's the closest they've got to a Bryan/Benoit type and a little nutter beating the monster is always dimes.
>>20041502You mean the guy he just no-sold all his offense in the rumble?
>do I want to make future stars or do I want to cater to some motherfucker who is retiring?This wouldn't be problem for me. I'd bury the fuck out of Brock's self mark ass
>>20040289Fake and gay. Imagine clicking a faggot youtube link.
>>20041502>closest they've got to Bryan/BenoitYou say that like it's a good thing
>>20041515Brock could shoot kill every single wrestler they put him against in under a minute if he doesn't want to job to them.
>>20041528I don't pander to self-marks and neither should anyone else.
>>20041525Nta, but Benoit was based and credible against big men.
Brock is rightHave you seen how creative botched Cena's retirement tour?Let him & Heyman decide how they go out, and make sure whoever retires him gets over
>>20041528He can but won't. He knows its a work and all fake. He'd only ever shoot on a guy if he had real beef with him.
>>20041528Oh yeah. Totally worth killing someone because you don't like the outcome of a fake fight.
>>20040289He’s got no businesss losing to fucking gunther anyway, I’ll never understand the love for that guy and his push he’s so fucking boring
>>20041599He's not going to literally Raja Jackson someone moron, but if Triple Bitch pissed him off enough he could just pull a takedown on whichever shitter he was supposed to put over, knock them out, and pin them and tell Triple H to suck his dick as he walks out of the arena.
Danhausen should be his retirement match
and people said Lesnar wasnt a markwhy does the shoot fighting guy care about fake wins and losses?
>>20041630Don't say something fucking stupid if you don't want to have it called out. And Brock isn't gonna do shit. Bunch of fucking marks. He should be worried about his paycheck instead of fake gay wins and losses
>>20041637There is nothing wrong with protecting your booking for more money. Problem is I don't think it matters anymore because of the new contracts. Someone correct me but the new contracts aren't like the old where you'd get a cut of the house or whatever, its just a very big flat sum with merch royalties now.
>>20041640I said Brock could shoot kill every member of the roster, not that he was going to put Oba in a coma because he didn't want to job to them. Gain literacy.
>>20041633brock should shoot rip danhausen in half like a mortal kombat fatality. people are gonna get tired of his shit soon and the pop would be huge.
>>20041657What he could or couldn't do doesn't fucking matter. This is gay ass mark behavior and Brock should be above it.
>>20041633>Brock ragdolls Danhausen for weeks>Come match time Danhausen just says Brock is cursed and Brock drops dead in the ring>Danhausen pins him for the 1 2 3 and retires the BeastKino...
He’s so lucky I didn’t decide to become a wrestler. If anyone refused to lose to me I would just shoot on them and take the win.
>>20040297Huh wat you mean?
>>20041675Danhausen would mind rape Brock into oblivion. He, quite literally, don't want none of the biggest draw in the company
>>20041675It's that or Gunther, and this is way more believable.
Brock refused to work with Bray, no way he would work with Danhausen
>>20041804Danhausen is based Bray was a cringe fat retard obsessed with creative control.
>>20040289>That puts WWE in a tough spot because Triple H would like to book GUNTHER vs. Brockliterally no one cares about gunther the way triple h wants us to
>>20041794Brock could sell the curse like no one else and bump like crazy before laying down.
You know you can just not book him, right? Like over in the other promotion that gay guy, Malachi something or another wasn't willing to lose, so they just stopped booking him until his contract ran out
Brock Lesnar vs Gunther in a retirement match at Summerslam, and Brock goes over because he's not retiring before SaudiDwayneAMania.
>>20040300Hi Vince, found a new head to shit on yet?
>>20040289I'll put it this way, Cena, Orton, Lesnar, and Batista all debuted around the same time and no one whose currently active really deserves to beat any of these guys. Brock is 100% justified in not putting these loser ass jobbers over. And so would be Cena, Orton, and Batista.
>>20043703Danhausen should go over because he's based as fuck, not retiring and moves merch like no one's business.
>>20043767If hes a friend of punk, hes probably not based. Also his wife is kinda fat. And hes scrawny. Idk hes smoldust
>the story is that he shows up and destroys everyone and then doesn't show up for awhile Compelling
>>20043845Danhausen is the modern GOAT.
>”You got to put Bron over Brock….. Brock!…….BROCK!!!!”
>>20043912>works so well Roman copies it Kek
>>20043943Good for them that they can get paid but that doesn't make me interested in viewing it
>>20041179exactly now you are getting it
>>20043940>here are those killer heels I've been telling you about..
Worked
>>20041179lmao
