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Anonymous

03/11/26(Wed)19:52:20 No.20047849

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Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)19:52:20 No.20047849 Archived

>"YOUR ARMS ARE TOO SHORT TO BOX WITH GOD!"
Why didn't The Rock just strangle/kill him then and there?

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)19:54:02 No.20047852

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)19:54:02 No.20047852

>>20047849
he waited for the PPV like a professional.

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)19:54:59 No.20047859

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)19:54:59 No.20047859

Punk's 2013 run was a giant humiliation ritual

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)19:55:37 No.20047861

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)19:55:37 No.20047861

>>20047849
His roid tranny muscles would explode if he did any actual physical effort

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)19:56:18 No.20047866

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)19:56:18 No.20047866

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>>20047849
>OMG i know le heckin' obscure book titles. I such a wordsmithcand the greatest promo ever

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)19:58:25 No.20047882

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)19:58:25 No.20047882

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>>20047849
Imagine saying this to a man as he towers over you

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)20:07:49 No.20047964

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)20:07:49 No.20047964

>>20047859
He had some of his best matches in 2013 with cena, taker and lesnar.

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)20:09:19 No.20047975

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)20:09:19 No.20047975

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timeless

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)20:10:16 No.20047982

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)20:10:16 No.20047982

>>20047849
>box with god
What a chud

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)20:51:57 No.20048347

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)20:51:57 No.20048347

>>20047982
>this said by an atheist KKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

"I TELL YOU ONE AND ONE MAKES THREE"

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)20:53:42 No.20048361

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)20:53:42 No.20048361

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"you won't have to follow me - I am just a pepsi-phil"

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)20:54:13 No.20048364

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)20:54:13 No.20048364

>>20047849
I never understood this line or why it was supposed to be cool

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)20:54:28 No.20048369

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)20:54:28 No.20048369

>>20047859
He literally admitted so himself.

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)20:54:58 No.20048372

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)20:54:58 No.20048372

Pro wrestling is fake.

Obese smarks now believe that promos are legitimate competition when they claim to know the matches they are building aren't. KWAB

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)20:55:10 No.20048373

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)20:55:10 No.20048373

>>20047849
Phil's arms are clearly shorter than Dwayne's

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)20:55:18 No.20048376

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)20:55:18 No.20048376

>>20047849
>gets reduced to a studdering blubbering mess and then asks CM Punk to get naked for him.

Punk literally broke Dwayne’s mind on live TV.

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)23:15:32 No.20049285

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)23:15:32 No.20049285

>>20047964
and he lost every single one of them