This is my first time making a thread ;b
Wow
>>20058739Real Thread
Goated
>>20058739Fake Thread
>>20058739LAST THRAD WAS MADE 24 HOUR BEFORE SHOW START & SHOW START AT 200 POSTSSO THIS NOT GAMETHREAD 2ONLY SMACKDOWN GAMETHRAD 1
They should either use magic or forget about their dumb toy lantern
>>20058769>>20058782This gimmick is stale brother
DAE agree Dexter Lumis looked better with short hair? Normally long hair looks better but not on him.
I hate these guys so muchWhy does trips love them???
He should've gave Nikki the Samoan spike
isn’t she supposed to be possessed?
It's a fucking lamp!
We did it Howdychads
CHILIPEPPERNECKLACEBROS
>>20058739Sacrilegious as fuck OP imageWhy the fuck did those Italian simps retard make that and why are you using it
bald truth is not a good look
>>20058803Its Bray's
How many times can they do that gimimck?
>>20058804got to cocky
>hotshotting the lantern
Based thread for black men
>loss garza
Nikki's screams blew my ear drums
didnt they just did this match? howdy wins then samoans get the lantern
Truth looks so old now
I think 90% of Truth's stuff sucks, but Tom and Nick Mysterio always pops me.
Stone Cold is black
i had high hopes for this tag team title run
>>20058815kek
Michinfags, it's time
Aw fuck yeahTime for b-fab to shoot on the literal negro buck
>scratch yourselvesgot a chuckle out of me
Reminder that Rhea is the most over PERSON in wrestling HISTORY. Bigger draw than Bruno, Inoki, Hogan, Andre, Rock, Austin and Cena (she's over in the most successful ERA). And if you hate this fact then you're a trolling AEW tranny :)
jade needs the lacey evans entrance
>scratch each other
>>20058831humpranth fuming at this one
Will Steve Austin be on RAW for Stone Cold Day (3/16)?
Joe Tessitore seems like a fun guy to suck off. Like he'd really appreciate it
>>20058822Probably why they wanted to cut him before being forced to hire him back
The Mexican guys are over with me
>Jade versus MichinSnack break.
>jade vs michinBig poop time
>>20058840He’s right.
That stone cold shirt looks like it was made in etsy kek
TOILETBROS IT'S OUR TURN FOR THE BREAK
>THE DANGEROUS michinIs that why she's not had a match in ages, because she's too dangerous?
They better fucking show Michin's entrance or I won't be buying WrestleMania 42 tickets.
>jade v michinfap time
My stupid fucking caretaker just knocked over my bedpan when she was bringing me my dinnerThere is pee all over my fucking floor now.
>>20058842Joe Tessitore looks like he's perpetually slightly worried
why does this bitch even wrestle
>>20058857the real reason is that jade concussed her at a house show
Austin isn't showing Monday
>>20058842
BOOP BOOP BEEPBOOP BOOP BEEPBOOP BOOP BEEP BEEPBOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP
is this even for the title or just another heatless squash job for jadeberg?
...
>>20058867she hasn’t wrestled on smackdown since september last year
>>20058875What the fuck kek
Only Trick Williams could make barbers line up chalk a style. Based.
>>20058874Non-title, it's just this delayed by 2 months because Jade shot on Michin + B-Fab to purposely injure them
just saw this on twitter. LEAKED backstage segment of Trick Williams and Stone Cold for this upcoming 3/16 RAW
Why are you niggers always complaining? It's literally all you can do.
A Liv thread when Trick Willy is on the show?! Yum
holy shit they gave the cricket upgrade to a white family for once
>the spears lolisBASED AND RAPEABLE
What do you think Adam Cole would be doing right now if he was on smackdown?
>that shirtless old dude behind the spears family
Shawn Spears lore
giulia's english has improved way more in the last year than asukas has in 20 years
Giulia is hot.
when did tiffy asked for the us tiltle?
Tiffany vs Kiana, ki(a)no incoming
>[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]uhhh netflix?
i look like jade cargill
Giulia gonna make the Mania card ain't no way
Tiffy is pretty based tho she said she likes Sydney Sweeneys Jeans
i want to fuck kianna
>>20058886Yeah because they have 2 daughters
>>20058894Please forget about Chelsea Green. This was always the plan.
St Patrick's day Michin.
Was this a work or a shoot? What celebs would make good wrestlers?
has WWE ever had a bigger charisma vacuum than jade cargill?
>>20058897ayyy bby
why are smackdown women are stacy or karen type bitches?
>>20058909Iyo
>>20058906damn its actually over bros..
>>20058901Yeah and she's dating a brown mena man so she's based and trad in my book
Why is Jade versing AJ Lee?
Jade just fucking said no to taking a dive kek
>>20058914no but really
why is jade in her underwear there’s children in the crowd
>>20058895Should be a good one Tiffany works best with women she knows from NXT
Whatever the fuck happen to keith Lee that guy barely makes any noise
>>20058909chiampa
what was the kayfabe reason for michin to stop and not kick jade's face?
>>20058909Michin, B-Fab, Nattie
Hahahahahaahahahah!
>>20058909jade has physical charisma, that's all she has
>>20058909Lyra but she does funny faces at least.
>>20058914iyo doesn’t sound like bad acting every time she opens her mouth
>>20058902me toou are black? cause i am
This is actually a good match
Reminder these is averwge gayWWE fan.
>>20058932Eat another bag of chips rybitch
>Jade's only opponents have been Michin and B-Fabgrim
>>20058932ryback is too based for this earth bros
>slaps your ass>corpsesWhat is Michin doing
i want to fuck Michin
Michin needs to shoot injure jade
Is michin still pretending to be sexy? I remember the failed twerking stuff
Imagine these 2 girls squishing Tony Khan's face between their oiled asses and farting into his open mouth creating a suction vacuum of oil farts intestinal gas and they just fucking slather his bearded face in oil and ass sweat and bounce up and down side to side crushing his face with there asses and farting!
>>20058949The people want Michin (with B-Fab) vs Rhea at WrestleMania 42.
Michin is cringe because she tries so hard to be ghetto as if we cant look back at her old stuff and see she never used to act like that she was just a generic asian
god everything jade does just looks so fucking bad it’s insane
>>20058936You right I don't understand wtf she's saying.>"Ching Chong me love you long time"With her face always looking like this when she opens her mouth
WWE: Can u Swim?AEW: NoWWE: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.AEW: Can u Swim?WWE: Yes!AEW: Then Whats the Difference between u & Dog…WWE Shocked, AEW Rocks! . . .
>>20058963KEK
>>20058932gotta love the big guy
just busted. thx ladies
How does Michin still have a main roster spot with all the women in NXT they could have in her place?
>god everything jade does just looks so fucking bad it’s insane
>>20058972That’s what I, Pranth, keep asking myself.
BOTCH
>just busted. thx ladies
>>20058973how did you get this picture of me and how does it make jades offence look any better?
>>20058963>With her face always looking like this when she opens her mouthholy shit KEK
I feel bad for Michin having to try and carry Jade through a match.
>>20058984I wish TKO could screwjob jade
why is jade cargill taking more than 5 minutes to beat michin going into wrestlemania LMFAO
a normal move is michin's finisher kek
MEAT CHIN
I'm starting to understand why they kept Michin and not Dakota. Dakota wouldn't last 2 minutes taking these spots lol
>I feel bad for Michin having to try and carry Jade through a match.
>>20058892>than asukas has in 20 yearso_0Nigga, you know she's hamming up the accent and switching to Japanese mid-sentence? She's fluent English
Face licka
Jade you freaky bitch
>>20058984Unironically true
>the negro buck tried to give Michin aids by licking herwhat the actual fuck is wrong with negro males
>>20058989I remember a time when a single DDT was enough to win a match
i know that pussy stank poor michin
They're saying Cody is erect in his bus right now
outta my ring yte bitch
>>20058988Trying to blow off a 3 month long non-feud i guess
>>20059001
Lmao people simp for women's wrestling
Nerd Cathy getting bullied!
Jade big black ass is working me into a shoot
So she's not a wrestler? She's a shoot fighter?I've no idea what the fuck they did here. Did they literally tell her 'bro just make it up, we got faith'
>>20059005Id jack off with cody on his bus
grim
Jade was about to play paddy cake with Michin's ass
she looks so fucking good with the championship why does she have to suck so bad
Iove women's wrestling, bros. I love it so much.
WTF is Jade even saying
What retard keeps giving her a mic?
why the bitchy heel that injured the former champion is cutting a face promo?
THIS IS MY BRUTALITY
Where is Bianca Belair? Career ending finger injury?
Rhea looks like a crackwhore
>>20059020We need some subtitles
Bitch needs a manager badly. She talks like she's reciting a poem in front of the class
>>20059013>Jade big black ass is working me into a shoot
Is it just me or this bitch starting to sound way more Jamaican than usual?
>>20059027She has no titties
god rhea looks fucking gross
>>20059025Waiting for Jade's contract to run out?
rhea looking a little weird
Lucky Buddy.
The men and women and girls screaming for rhea (and liv) should be executed
YOU FUCKIN COWARD BOOOO
>>20059027She looks fine.
holy fuck this feud is antidimes
>>20059032yeah lmao
Rhea looks like she has a sexual disease.She is too skinny now
KEK BASED RHEAJOHN CARGILL BTFO
>>20059016
disgustingly booked feud what are you doing WWE
jesus rhea is like a balloon that deflates more every week
>>20059008honestly a treasure to see on here
>>20059025They botched the surgery they had to wait for it to heal wrong and then redo it and hope it heals right this time
>>20059008Negro isn't a slur, ese.
at this point take the title from jade, write her out
BASED CODESTER LOOKIN FLY
I really hope jade wins because I like blacks and Liv
CAWDY BOOED LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHEY FUCKED THE SOUND UP TRYING TO MUTE THE CROWD
Honestly Cody, your politicking ruined everything and drove him to AEW. Your push is over.
Sami fucking pissing me off lately
>>20059056>We need to get Jade over to justify her contract
Rhea should have a manager so she no longer has to talk
Nick Aldis cums inside Mickie James every night btw
>>20059016Oof. Fucking hag.
FUCK SAMI ZAYN
>>20059057KEEEEKKKAAAROOOOOOOO
>Gigaboo for CodyLmao get fucked
>>20059072>>20059081Many are saying this
>>20059065you want to see Liv getting blac**d?
>>20059075how is scraping past michin and running away from rhea getting her over? she should be the female goldberg
You are Sami. Zayne. Of Sami Zayne's Comedy Show.
Kros was right about Sami
heel sami will be based
This is literally the same segment as last week
this is VERY gay
Sami Zayn is what happens when men talk too much.
lmao at the aewtists seething over Sami
>>20059088All heels must be chickenshits under Paul LeKek
#LynchSamiZayn
oooooo
why does sami hate water bottles so damn much
>We have Kross and Scarlet at home
can sami get BigE'd?
anger is based actually
this whole two state solution sami...
>>20059097>>20059090>>20059081>>20059072>>20059100t. Aewtist trannies upset at Sami snubbing them
Black completely taking Kross's place
kek there's always a blue container with a water bottle behind Sami
Ok Sami vs the water bottle post promo is funny
Zelina is such a shitter but those tits are nice
Umm... uhh... you see Sami, the thing is... uh... *Zelina smiling nearby*
>>20059108kross and scarlett is kross was dimes and scarlett was hot
Holy fuck Zelina looking very coomable tonight
Aleister Black is gonna be what Rhea Ripley looks like at 60
Dw Sami is just upset about the Iran war
are they really running back the sami/carrion cross storyline with black in his place?
>>20059107He hates that nobody put them in the recycling. Based environmentally friendly Sami
>gonna redo that shitty Kross feud with melikeyblaclk and zelina Lmaooooooo how are they this creatively bankrupt
>>20059120she ain't going anywhere, thank 9/11 for that
>>20059126Yes, and Black is a dimeless shitter who can't talk, so this isn't going to work out.
>>20059124who cares what you look like at 60 it’ll be grim regardless of what you do
>>20059128unless it leads to Kross returningwhich would also be funny
Did you guys know Aleister and zelina are neighbors with Rhea and buddy??
>>20059113From the river to the sea#1 contender Sami Z
>>20059120I want to put in her shitter
Why is this shit still 3 hours
Sami uses the Halloumi kick to win the US title confirmed
>>20059149>its not even half way over yet
WTF is sami zayn doingWhats the plan
>>20059137i've never heard someone laugh like this before lol>it's a joke
>>20059149usa wanted it because the 3rd hour drew better than whatever show they put on after
>>20059119I'll never take him seriously again because of this
>>20059149it was fine until last week
sami is a iranian sleeper cell
>did you know>thing that happened last week
>one hour in>all that's left is the orton/cody contract that matters
>>20059137will it?
>>20059149Because TKO and Trips realized your time is worth nothing, so what's another hour of filler?
I didn't know that
>standing ovation for charlesthis crowd is insane
Pretty uncalled for from Michin Rhea was just being nice
>>20059174he looks like a demonic gargoyle
And the crowd has been executed
danhausen didn't do any of his bits in that backstage segment with michin and bfab
Michin is sexy. Good wrestler, too.
>>20059177It's the Lexi effect
>>20059178thats how fake niggers are
Sexa Bliss betrayal incoming
Lmao why does Michin sound white talking to Rhea but was sounding black talking to Jade?
>charles
>>20059178potential michin push???
rhea pls dont become hungry skellington
what is WWE’s obsession with charlotte flair? i’ve never wanted to see her wrestle or talk in my life
Are Lily dolls back on the wwe store?
Alexa is a garbage wrestler
>>20059193god come on not againpush candice lerae or alba fyre or something WHY MICHIN AGAIN
>>20059188
Rhea didn’t really get any comeuppance for being a heel.
>>20059191she knows to adapt herself
THE BELLAS ARE HERE
>>20059206Buddy was a lucky guy.
....
Charlotte is taking gear advice from Japan.
Aren't they heels? Why are they fisting the fans?
The girls are extra cheeked up tonight.
YOU CAN CUM INSIDE BOTH OF USBUT YOU ARE PAYING CHILD SUPPORT
Was this suppose to make people pop?
>>20059196>what is WWE’s obsession with charlotte flair? The entire main event scene is nepobabies and Punk
I don't think i've ever heard a male pop for the bellas
>>20059193Let's hope so. She's great in her role.
EXACTLY NO POP
Alexa Bliss grew up in the same neighborhood as me
Charles is so rectangular
CRICKETS
THE SEX TWINS
crowd didn't even know its their hometown
Unexpected for them to be here not one person hyped this up lol
seriously bella army? in the current global situation?
Migrate when full>>20059228>>20059228>>20059228
>>20059225pls no bully
>>20059214>fisting the fans
Charlotte is going to work me into a shoot again.
>One of these teams has to carry the Bella'sGrim
didn't we just come back from commercial?
>We're next in lineOn what grounds?
I fucking paul so much
>>20059241>Alexa carrying Lololol
>>20059200anon, i like michin. she just needs an upgrade to her character, lose the blaccent, weird ghetto character and make her into something cool. she kinds looks like a biker and maybe she could lean into it?
>>20059183Danhausen should do an APA angle where curses for hire
>>20059242No. You're mistaken.
poor bryan
WWE women's wrestlers are all so beautiful. I can't stand it
>>20059249The ass pounding agency?
>>20059264uhh is this AI? yes bros?
>>20059297'fraid no
