All Elite Wrestling Presents REVOLUTION from a SOLD OUT Crypto Arena in Los Angeles, CAHow To WatchUnited States: HBO MAX, Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, DAZN, FUBO, and YouTubeInternational: Amazon Prime Video, MY AEW, DAZN, PPV.com, Youtube, TrillerTVRevolution Zero-Hour (7pm ET/6pm CT/4pm PT) - [YouTube] AEW Revolution Zero Hour - LIVE This Sunday 7pm ET / 4pm PT | 03/15/26 Los Angeles, CA (embed)>21-Man Black Jack Battle Royale For The AEW National Championship>Willow Nightingale (c) vs. Lena Kross for the TBS Championship>Big Boom AJ & QT Marshall vs. The InfantryMAIN CARD (8pm ET / 5pm PT)>MJF (c) vs. Hangman Adam Page in a Texas Death Match for the AEW World Championship [If Hangman Loses, He Can Never Challenge for the World Title Again]>The Toxic Spider Thekla (c) vs. Kris Statlander in a 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match for the AEW Women's World Championship>FTR (c) vs. The Young Bucks for the AEW World Tag Team Championships>Jon Moxley (c) vs. The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita for the AEW Continental Championship [No Time Limit]>Babes Of Wrath (c) vs. Megan Bayne & Lena Kross for the AEW Women's World Tag Team Championships>Don Callis Family (c) vs. Mistico & Jetspeed for the AEW World Trios Championships>Swerve Strickland vs. Brody King>Bandido vs. Andrade El Idolo>Timeless Toni Storm vs. The Problem Marina Shafir>Darby Allin, Orange Cassidy, Roderick Strong vs. The Dogs in a Tornado Trios Match
This is fucking based kek
Big Justice lookin' crisp. A few more years and he's gonna be a real contender.
A very entertaining match. If they are going to keep the Costco guys, then they are perfect on the pre-shows
BOOOOOOOM
I'm already sports entertained
For me? It's 'Who's Line is it Anyways' from Wayne Brady
>Wayne teams up with Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie to fight Shane Taylor promotions next Zero HourWould this work?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Kino
DISASTER SHOWhbo max not working
>>20072755>Gamethread #1>Gamethread #3They're already inflating the Gamethread count. Grim indeed.
I hope Mox/Takeshita opens the show and goes 147 minutes.
Is it really not working on HBO Max? I'm watching on Youtube
Big Justice isn't fat like Rizzler, he's just cultivating mass for football
>>20072784first week on 4chan?
>>20072772They've already lost relevancy so I'm guessing Tony just likes them. I hope they keep showing up too.
Made for LRC
big justice nearly botching and still somehow pulling off a better doomsday device than cody and punk
>IF ANYONE COMES NEAR ME WITH A CLOCK, I'M SLAPPIN' THE SHIT OUT OF THEMthis is why Mox is my favorite wrestler working
I'm a Lena Kross fan now. I'm going to stan her
It's both a big surprise and completely in character for Wayne Brady to like AEW
The only Kross that matters in pro-wrestling right now.
They're really not going to bother fixing the Max stream? This doesn't bode well for the PPV.
ZAYM
What's the point of having a title with a time limit rule if you're able to just remove the rule?
She’s a big girl
>Mina has quickly established herselfafter like 2 years?
talk shit, get hit
>>20072783>>20072786>why is the youtube show is on youtube
>my internet is shitting itself just before the PPV startsfml dude
How the fuck is this negress more obese than nia snax
Harley Bros.....we eatin good
>>20072788kek
>>20072811She's established herself as the premier pin eater for Babyface women who are actually getting pushed
>Harley's bouncing tits on my screenBlessed moment
>>20072787Rizzler looks like he lost some weight, he might make it to adulthood without a heart attack yet
I shoot need to give Willow a career-ending pregnancy I'm afraid
>T&A: The Matchhavent been this horny watching wrestling since the late attitude era
>tall>lil bee stings tittysnew fetish unlocked
las NALGAS de Lena Kross
It’s a day early but fuck it, time to get drunk and watch wrestling with the boys.
>>20072828>lil bee stings tittyshow do you know
she looks really flat to me desu
Fat Willow was the best Willow
>Lena Kross used to be a modelI can see it
>>20072821And yet, she's more over than ever (with my penis).
Lena has good jaw genetics I'm mirin
The battle royale is going to bleed into the PPV
Jay White wins the belt in the rumble right?
>>20072825>tfw your baby with Willow comes out looking like Dante Martin
>>20072825calm down gabe
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER BLUENOSE
>>20072827The Timeless Sex Bombs vs The Babes of Wrath was better.
>>20072846It's not AEW with some bleeding
Where everyone watching?
Willow Flair selling the shoulder
Remember when they advertised Rick and Morty on this show lmao
>>20072862It's on YouTube, HBO is still fucked.
>>20072862HBO Max
>>20072862https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzhmIiHR-PE
>>20072850aren't her parents a dorky looking white dude and a big black mama or am i making that up
>>20072862Youtube for pre-show, IPTV for PPV
Who didn't show up to work?
Glad they picked up Lena, she's been solid thus far.
Never going back to wwe lol
>>20072862https://myaew.com/events/
>>20072862myAEW
>>20072862MyAEW
Already falling asleep this shit sux
That was a lewd pin
>>20072862the best free option
HBO is completely down.this is on track to be a disaster show.
can we post lena kross lewds?
holy fucking choppa
holy fuck what a slap
Why is this match on the pre show? Is the women's mid card title that bad?
I’m watching the worst wrestling show in the world right now.
what a CHOP, choppaman approved
Willow is truly unimpressive in the ring
HOT
>>20072896You think Ishii is researching this booba choppa?
>>20072871you made it up, but it is a testament to the value of having a father in your life
enjoy it willow cause the big tall women are taking your tag title
lena kross looks way better than women typically do when they get brought in
>running from HarleyKwab
It's crazy how AEW fans pretend that it's good. This shit is so bad.
I miss Riho and her pipe
I want a Jamie Vs. Lena feud asap
Brother
>>20072905basically Lena was tv ready from day one
>>20072901booba make choppa softer, have to do more choppa
>>20072910my man
Wait, thickgale retained? Should've been obvious because the placement on the card
>>20072901he already is aware of it
>>20072906She has a pipe!
Harley ruined willow nightingale
that was a great showing from Kross. She looked like she belongs.
>>20072916Is it possible to learn this power?
>>20072911The only tv you're ready for is To Catch A Predator
SCORPIOBROS WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
>scorpio why
>hometown hero>absolutely no popKWAB
FUCK EL CLON, THAT NIGGA AINT SHIT!!
CLONCHADS, WE GOT THIS!
>Scorpio SkyYou think he still has the Sonic Ring?
>>20072911id never seen her before so maybe it's unfair but i was expecting something more similar to kamille lolgenuinely surprised. if she can promo she's going to be special.
What the fuck is Mark Briscoe doing for this event
>>20072934Do you think he still has the ps4?
>>20072922nah Harley was always based
>>20072932>>20072933kek, el clon rules
How long till the main show?
>>20072932This is a Clon board brother
>>20072938He's probably gonna be in the battle royal later
MY BOY DANNY G
>Simpa
I guess Ciampa is winning this for some reason
I just realized this battle royale is the placate the dronies that could be in the crowd because it's a very entrance music heavy match
>>20072932elclon go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>My mommy knows my storayyyyy
>shibatahim and goto really have walked reverse paths in the past few years
TOMATO CHOMPA
>>20072940100% heathen pilled
>not doing the full bang bang gang entranceFuck you
Bang Bang gang pulling double duty?
>>20072934it's the closest he's getting to a HoF ring
JUICE IS BACK!(please don't get injured again)
Luchasaurus is back!
>All in ass entrance
>Bang Bang Gang>Someone is always injured I love this cursed team like you wouldn't believe
CRINGE
hell yes luchadaurus the union bus driver
AEW got 4k cameras?
they revamped the bus
>>20072961nvm im retarded they arnt on the main card
JUNGLE MAN JACK PERRYTHE PROPHECY IS COMPLETE
>the camera man had to have Jack spit piss all over him
>Ricoshit >Flipochet
OMG IT'S KILLSWITCH!
>gives child a handmade knife
>>20072971but enough about your sexual history
rico is definitely going over right
This show is severely lacking star power like CM Punk and Roman Reigns
>kicking people out of a battle royale
Tony just screwed our guy Trevor.
lmao this gon be gud
wait how does this math work I'm confused
Guys, do not lewd Mortos
Can someone explain what the blackjack rules are?
Jack Perry basically aping the Kraven The Hunter aesthetic, but Leo Kruger also did it too but it's been like what 10+ years since that so it's permissible
>no Jay white I'm gonna fuck a dewd
i think dalton castle is going to win
>battle royale>the match isn't in the ringum
>Phil>starlol nice one
so wtf are the rules to this
>>20072998Closest to 21 without going over
There is a Lio Rush under the table and it disturbs Schiavone
>>20073000Wonder if he'll come out after The Dogs match
is this like a reverse rumble where you have to throw your opponent into the ring to eliminate them?
>>20073005It's a regular ass battle royale with a nonsensical opening.
sick 450
Who came up with this shit
What the fuck was Lio Rush
>>20073002Everyone is too smart to get eliminated this is actually hilarious
CRACK HEAD ALERT
>>20072910lol Lio Rush Gollum
OMG
>>20073011Do you think its because he's black?
Qahahahahaggagagagaagaggaava
this match is fucking retarded what a waste of time
That little girl in the crowd was upset
I know Tony doesn't want to get accused of plagiarism, but he really should just rip off the Royal Rumble and call it something else. He's tried like a dozen different iterations and none of them have been as good a format as a Royal Rumble. I'm beggin' ya, Tone Dog. Just swallow your pride and rip off the rumble.
>Vanilla midget got an ass wang gimmick
>lio rush has a cat gimmick or something
Holy KINO
lmao everyone getting in the ring in orferly fashion
AEW is doing mental gymnastics to not copy the Royal Rumble
Why is everyone outside the fucking ring if they aren't eliminated yet?
>>20072998You wanna play 21? I got 22.
wtf Lio
>Lio Rush
This is the worse thing I’ve ever seen in my whole 20 years of life
Too many balds in the ring for my liking
as a shoot i have no idea what's going ini think nigel said something about getting in the ring means elimination, then they all got in the ring anyway
kommander so goated
It’s just a battle royale.Everyone just started fighting and kicking each others ass outside the ring before they counted as having entered into the match.I don’t get how this is hard to get, I think it’s pretty creative for a battle royale start.
>>20073035I think WWE has it copyrighted. Should just steal Aztec warfare it's close and legally distinctAlso did Juice forget his gear he looks generic as fuck
Who here liquoring up?KEK FUCK YOU ROCKY
>>20073042You can't get eliminated if you don't enter the ring.
How wasn’t Kommander’s rope move not a self elimination?
>>20073049It's a battle royal.
>>20073049>Never entered the ringHe was explaining why Fox and Kommander weren't eliminated for jumping off the ropes
>>2007304322? 22?!
>>20073045>Lio Rush
I thought Rush was in WWE now wtf
>hispanic attackslol
ain’t nobody watching this trash kek
What the fuck is Lip Rush doing?
BALDO RUSH
lio's niglet demon gimmick works better now that hes bald
>>20073053>I think WWE has it copyrighted. You cannot copyright a match type. They just can't call it a royal rumble. If WWE wants to open that can of worms, then no one but NWA can ever have a ladder match again.
I NEED LFI TO BE TRIOS CHAMP ASAP
Can someone post the link to cozy? I switched browsers and lost all my bookmarks
The same people who say WWE is bad say that this match and the Costco guys are good
why does Rush think hes not a jobber?
Bald Lio is kinda dimes
>name is "juice" robinson>has an awful physique that shows he's never juiced in his life
I'd 100% fire Lio Rush the second he comes back through the curtain. Nigga what the fuck is this?
Lio Rush cocaine crazed Gollum
Lio going for a coked out gimmick
Lio Rush is so fucking cringe.
>>20073060you wanna play blackjack, I got wunna dem too
AR Fox doing making all his offense look great
>>20073074Pretty sure it was posted on the previous thread
>>20073075the difference being that Tony puts these matches on the pre show where as WWE puts them on the main show. enjoy Jelly Roll and Danhausen vs The Usos btw
lio rush is doing a hopsin gimmick
Lio Rush looks ridiculous he should keep that look desuit's better than the stupid fucking puffy Legion of Zoom jackets
This match rules
>ClonThe C stands for Counter
>>20073089lmao cooked that fucking retard
>hit your finisher on El Clon>he hits "refresh" and kicks out at 1
>>20073089Danhausen is a draw brother
>>20073089More people will watch this free pre-show slop than the actual ppv
>>20073075This is probably one of the most ingenious battle royals ever booked.
is johnny shoot balding? if he's not then he needs to grow his hair back immediately
I know they're trying to be "smart" with this, but I have absolutely no idea who's in the match anymore. People are just coming and going as they please.
>Johnny TV lost his hair>in fucking CMLLhahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING JOBBER
What the fuck was Lio thinking with going bald? Did he lost an Apuestas match too?
>>20073103He has cancer anon...
Why are LFI jobbers? They’re based.
where's ricohaven't seen him in a minute
>>20073103He lost it in a match
>>20073099>A drawYeah he draws flies to SHIT
Scorpio tries so hard to get over but never gets a reaction lol
lots of balds
>>20073095You need to go back.
max is working THANK YOU BASED ZASLAV
>>20073089cooked that pig with nuclear radiation
>>20073090DID THE MAN
>>20073104This is a really fucking bad match in all honesty.
>>20073103He was balding/thinning pretty badly.
Liobros...
>>20073121>not watching on the secret /pw/ Discord for $0wew
>Shibata is in this matchhe deserves so much better
>>20073089cooked'um
What happened to Gamethread #4?
>>20073089oinkers in shambles
>>20073135Yeah man, he should go to WWE and be a member of the vision
>>20073130not into grooming kids and as a result i don't use discord
Based Shibata
>>20073139we're getting a sticky don't worry
Was Dralistico waiting for a fucking tag lmao
Putting way too much action the zero hour. Crowd gonna get tired before the actual show starts
>lelistico
>>20073130Effy groomed me on discord
Castle over in LA
>>20073106>Johnny "insert name related to the company you're working"He's washed already
>>20073145I only have my account to watch AEW PPVs desu
dalton castle needs to get those brazilian stem cells and fix his back and then be the tnt champ
Dalton Castle molested me at the ROH tapings in Houston.He has good grip strength.
Dalton Castle’s gotten fat.
>>20073130A /pw/ discord would be a nightmare
>>20073149>BAWWW WHERE ARE THE RECAPS AND COMMERCIALS AND ADVERTS.Cry more, bitch
>>20073149i'm pretty sure wrestling fans are already tired just walking to their seats anyways
>>20073144no he should be in the Blackpool Combat Club
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>>20073165KWAB
?????????
Mortosbros...
Did Mortos eliminate himself?
>Match is going to continue into the PPVTony, you genious
Mortos is the Mexican buddy.
Card looks great! If you need a stream, I got you! https://discord.gg/HA7ygdKYp
KWABOTY
>>20073165He looks like a nice fella, I imagine it was enjoyable.
>one move ciampa
>>20073187kill yourself tranny
Kommando!!!
>>20073182he seen mone in the crowd talking to boby lashley
Garcia did something cool? I should go buy some lottery tickets.
>>20073185he's done it before and I think it's a good move
>>20073187or psp-tv.comSo you don't need to join a CP room
Ace Austin didn't skip leg day
Asexual Austin
CHINGA TU MADRE!
Guys, what happens When Ju Mess Wit Da Bool
>>20073172>>20073177>>20073180you tell me
Rush is such a maniacal motherfucker
Was that a shoot?
I was told that Jay White is here
juice is going to win brosi know it
>>20073216Rush is always shooting
Lio Rush should join the Hurt Syndicate as their hype man.
>>20073209I'm afraid yu get da HEARNS
what happend to that caveman looking motherfucker Nick Camerano or something?
>>20073195No trooners allowed here.>>20073202You have zero benefit to lie.
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>kneed in the dick
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen
>>20073165lucky
>Not even 310
>last thing on free TV is Ciampa getting eliminatedfucking KINO
>>20073226>scared to say the word trannySign of a tranny
Rush is so based they should use him more
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Clonbros...
>>20073237For me, it's the broken English
>>20073236Hate creepsHate liars
>>20073244Was robbed
>>20073167Dalton Castle? More like White Castle.
That was pretty impressive
based Jack Perry
>Pushing Jungle Boy in 2026Regret buying this ppv
