All Elite Wrestling Presents REVOLUTION from a SOLD OUT Crypto Arena in Los Angeles, CAHow To WatchUnited States: HBO MAX, Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, DAZN, FUBO, and YouTubeInternational: Amazon Prime Video, MY AEW, DAZN, PPV.com, Youtube, TrillerTVMAIN CARD (8pm ET / 5pm PT)>MJF (c) vs. Hangman Adam Page in a Texas Death Match for the AEW World Championship [If Hangman Loses, He Can Never Challenge for the World Title Again]>The Toxic Spider Thekla (c) vs. Kris Statlander in a 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match for the AEW Women's World Championship>FTR (c) vs. The Young Bucks for the AEW World Tag Team Championships>Jon Moxley (c) vs. The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita for the AEW Continental Championship [No Time Limit]>Babes Of Wrath (c) vs. Megan Bayne & Lena Kross for the AEW Women's World Tag Team Championships>Don Callis Family (c) vs. Mistico & Jetspeed for the AEW World Trios Championships>Swerve Strickland vs. Brody King>Bandido vs. Andrade El Idolo>Timeless Toni Storm vs. The Problem Marina Shafir>Darby Allin, Orange Cassidy, Roderick Strong vs. The Dogs in a Tornado Trios Match
cope is such a return merchant kek
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME
did anyone get a better pic of stokely's finner there
ON THIS DAY
>Evenge
RETURNPOPMERCHANT
>>20073661Cope. Land.
I like Edge. Hope his knees finally recovered from that cage match last year. He was dogwater after that
OH SHIT IM COPING OUT!
I refuse to care about Cope until he grows his hair long again
A bit too predictable after FTR winning
>>20073661Yeah...but it works whether it's aew or wwe
I'm glad Christian kept his TNA theme, I always thought it was a banger.
somewhere peepfag is erect at this moment
I've missed Cope and Cage desu
>cold spray>not a dick punch#NotmyRibmaster
christian got the bigger pop
>Copetty>Christianetty
DO IT EDGEKILL THAT LITTLE NIGGER
It's... It's Christian...
>>20073661Entrance merchant too
i forgot Edge left for like 6 months kek where the fuck did he go?
Reminder that Christian treated his stable shit and his comeuppance was teaming with Cope and beating the stable he was trying to get over
>Cope and Cage are backmade the whole PPV worth it, everything else is just gravy and we're only a half hour in
>>20073690We don’t say that word here
>big stoke getting KWAB'd againit never stops bros
That might have been Cope's best spear
>>20073694Filming for Percy Jackson
>>20073694Filming TV show
>>20073691kek
>>20073697Sorry. Should've said Cope.
Cope/Cage vs. Bucks vs. FTR TLC at All In?
would have been more impactful to have Edge and Christian come out during the match to screw FTR instead of waiting until after the match
>>20073698Our 6'7" king just can't catch a break
>>20073646OP WHY ARE YOU FUCKING LYINGSHOW STARTED AT 8THESE NOT GAMETHRAD 5ONLY GAMETHRAD 3
>>20073672>Edgewe don't use slave names here
I just can't take the name "Cope" seriouslyIt just makes me seethe...
>>20073686Maybe it was essence of dick spray?
What happened to cope winning house of black?
>>20073707NAH
Man this reminds me of when The Hardys were gonna get the belts but then Jeff got drunk lol
>>20073706Sounds kino to me
>>20073713Cope
>>20073661>>20073693He's such a Fed agent
>>20073705that's better, thank you
I missed Christian
>>20073713cope
>>20073707But they need to beat FTR for the belts. That's been the plan for like a year now
>>20073723Seethe
Please have the toni shafir match next, I need to piss real bad
>>20073711
>>20073707E&C are winning the belts so itd matter more if they beat them for it
>Toni going on secondYikes
Oh good luck following that ladies
This gay little bottom boy really just blew his entire load on match 1. They did everything in that match. Fucking retard. Now the crowd has been desensitized.
I wish Shafir would Death Ride me
>>20073706double or nothing sisters our fucking response??????????????
Who are Cage and Cope going to drop the belts to?
PISS BREAK
TITS OUT FOR TONI
>>20073698he's short, he's bald, he can't get any hoes
When I think of the Cope Cage team, I can't stop laughing because I think of the Russians trying to put cages on their tanks
Finna eat my own cummies to this match
Shafir is a terrible wrestler. Gonna be rough
>>20073742MAN TITS
>>20073735This part. Can't use blood as a crutch on this one
>>20073735Have you never seen an AEW show before
>you got 99 answers but can't solve 1 problem
>>20073729Dilate
Reminder that parroting Jim Cornette is a sign of a low IQ wrestling fan
kek what the fuck was that circle jerk?
>>20073735This logic hasn't made sense since the 80s. Everyone's seen everything these days already, you can't just hold blood and suddenly have it add any serious amount of impact in a world where fucking live leak exists.
>>20073739The Bucks, most likely
I’m about to watch the worst match ever in the history of the world
>>20073672>Hope his knees finally recovered from that cage match last yearThat was two years ago.
Marina is JACKED brother
>Tortas for Andrade I'll allow it
>>20073739Probably the Bucks if they're doing some 3 way feud. E&C beat FTR. Bucks beat E&C
>>20073735The boys put together their matches and then tell the money mark and he just says "okay"
I fucking love the Deathriders bros
>>20073754They're tired of Mox and want to be in Seth's masked man stable now.
NIPSBROS WE FEASTIN
>>20073754+5 stamina spell
>red brabased
>>20073757The Great Khali has a match tonight?
Time for food.
Marina is the same shitter she was during her you don’t know me promo except now she flips people off
>>20073755Eh, WWE fans absolutely lose their minds for the yearly Cody Bloodbath
I drove through Jacksonville today and spit on the ground when I saw that piece of shit Dailys Place building
TONI :D
Marina's Russian hiphop theme goes hard af can't lie
Nips
sexy toni
Marina "Pokers" Shafir
>>20073768This should be hot but it does nothing for me when the woman is flat chested
Marina Shaffor can't fucking wrestle and hasn't improved in years
toni looking GOODT tonight
>>20073735Whats the name of your promotion that makes money
>>20073757Phil vs Ramen isn't until next month
The New York Times covers AEW now? BASED
Marina muscly back
>>20073782how hard are they?
>>20073690Saying racial slurs is not a replacement for a sex life.
>>20073777does she condemn the illegal invasion of Ukraine?
>>20073755He's parroting the cuckold Cornette because he thinks it makes him sound smart
what was up with that weird long stretch where luther was gone
Toni is a bottom heavy girl
I genuinely believe that AEw needs to go to an 18x18 ring to help the women
>>20073774It's tired how it's ALWAYS with Cody but there's valid reason why it gets as big of a reaction as it does. Those moments are rare in WWE. So when they happen you know it's serious shit
Oh look there's that ugly boy chested red headed smelly pussy failed OF model. Haven't seen her retarded ass in a while. Dick sucking must be on the rise again.
This feud has lasted longer than Toni vs Mariah by the way.
Dronies are so embarrassing
>>20073766Same. They should bring Buddy into the fold.
>>20073793It's a military operation anon
>>20073774yes and they also squeal and squeal for youtubers and dude wipes mascots
>>20073774They're losing their shit for mania itself, not so much what happens. Except maybe that one time when they threw the rubber chicken at Cody, but even then I'd say they're losing it for the main event just losing it in a different direction.
>>20073801toni doesn't have red hair what do you mean
>>20073803Because Tony Khan is creatively bankrupt.
>>20073804Almost as embarrassing as that haircut
>>20073794You might not like Cornette but he is right (sometimes)
marina is vile, she is actually disgustingbased toni no selling her stupid kicks to the head
>>20073776>>20073780based Toni lovers, she's still the best thing going in women's wrestling IMO
>>20073801Turn on your monitor, your mom is behind you.
Imagine all the stinky girl poop sloshing around in there intestines right nowLike 15 pound of smelly girl poop in the ring sloshing aroundI want smell it
>>20073795Broken penis (kayfabe injury)He works as a Coach/Producer backstage IRL
>>20073804At least we don’t have to give away tickets to our shows lol
>>20073792
>>20073809dumbass
>>20073805Your gimmick should be that no matter the scenario, you think Buddy should be involved>The DogsBuddy should be part>DCFBuddy should join>Willow desperately holding onto her titleBuddy should beat heretc
>>20073811I'm glad you admit edrones are more embarrassing althoughbeit
>>20073809Kek neither of them do. I'm confused who they're even talking about
>>20073806Just like the orange turd's attack on Iran.
>>20073812if you're talking about who was more over in 1984 in Bumfuck Wrestling Association, sure
Hard nips
>>20073804just ignore their embarrassing existences, like their families do
That was some hard ass slaps
>>20073786>Whats the name of your promotion that makes moneyWWEI work backstage, ive been employed by WWE for 19 years and have even wrestled Jericho. I was there when we found out what happened to Chris Benoit. It was fucking crazy. It was fucking mayhem. I was supposed to wrestle Benoit the next month. I cried.
>>20073812Broken clock. Says more dumb shit than anything of use
Marina has the most unique look in Women's wrestling. No one else could pull this off.
>>20073812He's also a massive fucking mark (often)
>>20073804They're subhumans.
>>20073830Correct
>>20073804They're too stupid to realize it sadly
When is RAM coming out?
>being choked out by marina shafir while having my testicles crushed by serena deeb with devastating blows from the deebs dojo flagpole
>>20073819I think he actually got shoot injured the last time they had him take a bump before that hiatus. Not sure if they ever disclosed what it was.
>>20073822>wedis nigga in a Cult
Where;'s the blood on the mat go
>>20073838It’s not hard to take your shoes and socks off, any woman can do it
What dos Tony see in Marina?
>>20073836lmao yeah ok faggot
Marina looks like she has swamp ass 24/7
>>20073836>I cried.Ha! Gaaaaay
>>20073827you know what's really funny is that it's not just one guy
>>20073838she has put on some muscle
>>20073857Married to one of the boys
>>20073857literally just keeping mox happy
>>20073836LARPing fabggot KYS
>>20073845When you download it
>>20073845Ram? more like Man! kwab
feet chads eating GOODT
Im at the show, this crowd is litty! Best seat in the house!
>>20073793>the illegal invasion of Ukraine
toni was so close to suckin those toez
TK be like yo what if i had marina just shoot on toni for 10 minutes
The footfags are going wild!
>>20073846as Thekla pisses on you from a great height. cutting one of her demented promos
imagine the taste of Marina feet
MASTER NEGOTIATOR IS IN CONTROL
Was I lied to? This PPV blows
I KNEW TONI WAS A FOOTFAG
Imagine if Marina got turned on by that and then they started having sex haha
>
Imagine Daniel Bryan in the Cucking Caverns
>>20073886wikifeet high fiving each other rn
>>20073885t. creep and a liar
>>20073879and toni be like make it hurt for real you pussy
>Shafir wants some more of Toni's ass
>>20073884How is season 5? Worth watching?
>not hiking it up for the PPVWhat the fuck Toni?
>>20073885>Was I lied to?no everyone told you that Elimination Chamber was a joke (again)
>Ass and feet match
>>20073884Crowd don't give a fuck about that kick out after FTR vs Bucks lmao
based titty bite
TITTY BITE
jerry lawler would be marking out right now
would you?
HELL YEAH!!!
based
>titty biteShould be me
>no wedgie I'm putting my weiner back in my pants
>>20073852>>20073852NEW
basedlove aew women like you wouldnt believe
LOL aew fucking suckPic related
FUCK ICEFUCK MAGAFUCK THE FEDSIMPLE AS
GIWTWM
Fun match
TONIWINSLOL
>>20073886Tony and Toni a genius for this one
>ends in a roll up
>>20073912
Highly erotic game
>Biting Marina's titBig fucking kino
Need an explanation of how Marina shoving her opponent’s into her flat tits is a submission
Toni's schtick routine was literally the only positives in that match.Can we please kill this Marina Shafir experiment now?
DRINK THAT MILKDRINK THAT MILKDRINK THAT MILK
>>20073926Toni has the biggest and best package
Is anyone here other than me watching this unironically? seems like everyone else is just here to laugh at aew...
Toni’s thighs are heaven
Why does this gamethread sound like reddit?
OH FUCK OFF
>>20073921clock it
>tiddy bite>headbutt>roll up>123based match and based finish, this PPV is 10/10 so far
HOLY FUCK
>RONDA
I missed the titty sucking
>>20073926Watch the product dumbass
NONOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHAHAHAHAHAHA TONY YOU IDIOT
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Marina likes getting her tits bittenI... I want her more now>>20073936I like Marina so I liked it. One of the only matches I'll watch intently
kek we’re getting brawl out 2 with this bitch
Why?
What the fuck
God damnitno this fucking e-shitter
>Rhonda RouseyIf she didn't constantly show that she sucked I'd be fine with it
TONI VS RONDA HOLY BASED
AEW getting headlines with this
LMAAAAAAAOOOOOO
Oh no
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
guess Ronda vs Toni is the All In match
>Ronda is hereOh no. Oh God no.
OH NO NO NO NO NO SHE'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW
TONY WHY THE FUCK
LMFAO
SHOW OF THE YEAR
LMAO why is everyone so angry at Ronda?? that's heat brother
Kek based
We didn't want her
Why Tony......
Somehow. Buddy’s fault.
We did not want her
>that shit eating grinNEED SCREENCAP NOW
i shit you not i was gonna respond to that post about why TK keeps marina around for the purpose of her basically being rondabait but even i thought that was too stupid before i posted it
ronda is a death rider
>>20073954He just can't fucking not, he just can't.
>Wayne Brady>ronda rouseyim not happy about it but it's just two more signs of the pendulum swinging
Nobody wants this
Mox was the villain we never knew we needed
>Its a Mina jobs to Ronda episode Mina needs to escape the Toni vortex
god why is everyone in the crowd morbidly obese or a purple haired lesbian?
tony going for the heel promotion angle
>>20073906THANK YOU BASED TONEDAWG
>Deathrider RondaKino
Tony...
>edge, christian, rondaMake it stop
I want to see Toni bite Ronda's titty and ass
>Mox vs Takeshita>no time limitmy body is ready
>>20073990It's like divas of destruction but they are actually mma freaks
I'm here for Takeshita only
Time for the 40 minute match. Honestly would be a cool swerve if this went under 10 minutes.
TIME FOR REAL GRAPS BROS
I don't think they've signed anyone "big" in a while so it makes sense as a momentum thing, even if she is girl jake hager
>>RondettyGIVE ME SHAYNA AND JESSYMAN ALREADY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
Ok, nobody, I mean NOBODY, cares about Ronda Lousy.This is the one thing porktards can oink at justifiably.
HAHAHAAHAHAEAT OUR SHIT AND LIKE ITGAYEW LOLOLOL
>>20074008hey me 2
Oh look, more fed shitters. Just what we need...
I shall give Ronda a chance. Don't like it, but we'll see how it goes.
>>20074004Bruv probably coming back as well
>>20073998turn off the camera feed to your living room
inb4 ronda shoot heems the bucks backstage a la punk
What a terrible show so far. It’s been all flash and no sizzle.
MOXLEY BOARD
>>20073998they're in Los Angeles
>>20073998well stop watching home movies of your family reunion and come watch Revolution with us
Ronda works better for AEW than it does for WWE where they made her dress up like Roddy Piper.
>>20074013Mmm shit about to get TECHNICAL
>Ronda and Shayna coming to win the tag titles>Shafir defectsHoly kinoWE GOT HER
iirc Rhonda was already in ROH for a while
God I love Takeshita's theme
>>20074020>Starks>Page>Jade>Danhausen>PhilPigs are so full on shit they piss flies
>tony still booking a bunch of washed up ex wwe shittersthis really is tna death spiral mode now
>>20074038It was literally one match
>>20074030PBUH
Renee looking old and haggard as usual
Takeshita WCW/nWo Revenge theme
>>20074038She did one match with Marina
THREAD BITCH LETS GO CHOP CHOP
>>20074029What a terrible shitpost
NEW THREAD>>20074051>>20074051>>20074051>>20074051>>20074051
LASERS
>>20074045kek, crazy broad
>>20062494i guess this is why huh
MOMMY RENEE LOOKING YUMMY WUMMY
Side bar: why do they get these terrible random nobody women announcers that can't actually articulate an announcement and basically have to scream as loud as they can? And aren't even attractive, and are mid as fuck?This is a problem with both promotions.
Takeshita should beat Mox and then lead the Death Riders against the Don Callis family
Is this going an hour?
NEW THREAD>>20074051>>20074051>>20074051
>>20074045
The black eye healing nicely
>>20074003Toni, Toney
Takeshita needs to win
>>20074009Don't use that image you fuck.
Take his eye Mox
