All Elite Wrestling Presents REVOLUTION from a SOLD OUT Crypto Arena in Los Angeles, CAHow To WatchUnited States: HBO MAX, Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, DAZN, FUBO, and YouTubeInternational: Amazon Prime Video, MY AEW, DAZN, PPV.com, Youtube, TrillerTVMAIN CARD (8pm ET / 5pm PT)>MJF (c) vs. Hangman Adam Page in a Texas Death Match for the AEW World Championship [If Hangman Loses, He Can Never Challenge for the World Title Again]>The Toxic Spider Thekla (c) vs. Kris Statlander in a 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match for the AEW Women's World Championship>FTR (c) vs. The Young Bucks for the AEW World Tag Team Championships>Jon Moxley (c) vs. The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita for the AEW Continental Championship [No Time Limit]>Babes Of Wrath (c) vs. Megan Bayne & Lena Kross for the AEW Women's World Tag Team Championships>Don Callis Family (c) vs. Mistico & Jetspeed for the AEW World Trios Championships>Swerve Strickland vs. Brody King>Bandido vs. Andrade El Idolo>Timeless Toni Storm vs. The Problem Marina Shafir>Darby Allin, Orange Cassidy, Roderick Strong vs. The Dogs in a Tornado Trios Match
BRUV
I fucking love professional wrestling!!
>>20074555Bruv bros were back
Billy popped a Senzu bean, he's all good now.
Ronda Rousey is over
What a SHOW
TYBASEDOPospreay brought a tear to my eye bros
elo bruv
she has never looked older or haggarder
>>20074565>zero psychology flippy bippy man is backtrips surely quaking in his fucking boots
>>20074585I smell cheese and vinegar
bros this show fucking rules so far
ospreay is a cena tier freak healer
>>20074585
>>20074578based pro wrestling enjoyer
RENEE SEXO
If Babes of Wrath kill this crowd, I will never forgive them.
Could he make Danielson healthy again?
title change here
Saw Billy last week at the EVE doing his production work, had no idea the following Sunday he'd be ready to go
Tony is so fucking irresponsibleOSPREY SHOULD NOT BE BACKAT ALLPERIODHES GOING GET FUCKING HURTYOU DUMB ASS NEPO FUCKING SPOILED BITCH WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Megan should be in the women’s title picture instead of wasting time in the tag division
Willow shoulder injury new titles change
>>20074611i am not interested in your fantasy booking faggot
does anyone actually care?
>ospreay in a filler feud with moxley for the continental titlePUT THE WORLD TITLE ON HIM ALREADY NO ONE WANTS ANOTHER HANGMAAM REIGN
megan bayne amazon position.
someone tell me wheels isnt ITT
>>20074601he's too stupid to die
i want lena cross to shoot beat the fuck out of me
bayne should have every women's title
is penelope fKWABOTY so far? this would have been her but they got another big bitch for bayne instead
TELL ME ABOUT BAYNE WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE HEADDRESS
>Tony Khan hasn't posted about Ronda Rousey yetI'm thinking She's only doing a couple of dates
praying the repugnant subhuman (harley cameron) suffers a career ending injury in this match #justice4penelope
Four goblin faces have appeared on my screen
I want Lena and Bayne to pin me down and SHIT and PISS all over me
Why didn’t buddy come back
>>20074625he is where he always is: living rent-free in your head
for me it's that pudgy lil babes of wrath fan
Will looks good
They’re big girls.
AEW ruined my fucking life
>>20074643he’s saving it for the main event don’t worry
>>20074616Megan is not a great wrestler, the rag team division is the appropriate ceiling for her
>>20074636>I'm thinking She's only doing a couple of datesYou wish, she's officially a member of the Death Riders now.
>>20074648he's on the vitamins brother
who would you say are the top 10 promo guys in aew?
>>20074634the headdress is giving her a unibrow here
>>20074653I’d like to creampie her while she’s on the rag
>>20074643he’s going back to wwe he’s even reacting to wwe PPVs on stream and never talks about aew
Imagine all 4 these girls squishing Tony Khan's face between their oiled asses and farting into his open mouth creating a suction vacuum of oil farts intestinal gas and they just fucking slather his bearded face in oil and ass sweat and bounce up and down side to side crushing his face with there asses and farting!
>>20074621Nah, get UE back together for a blood and guts match with the Death Riders first.
>Get the Gear>Shitty Amazon exclusive shirts instead of their ring gearBoo, I want Bayne's bra.
>>20074650schizophrenia status: untreated
>>20074598wash your balls
if OVW sucks so bad how did they produce megan bayne?
A crossbody so powerful it cut the feed
Who are the actual female black wrestlers in AEW?It seems like they're actually attractive as opposed to what WWE has
>>200746591. MJF2. Big stoke3. -4.5.6 78910They only have 2
Dakota Kai showing up after this?
harley cameron is wearing trans-coded gearis there something i should know?
>>20074664seek Christ
>Divine Dominion Nope. They are Team Snu-Snu. I will never call them anything else
>>20074687you should know what they did with your pecker after your dr goldstein walloped it off
>>20074686I saw a recent pic of her. She's actually really pretty
Damn, I’m tryna jacque off to Megan Bayne
The Jiggle Girls could've been in this spot, too bad they fucking SUCK
i wish i had some ice cream
>>20074677Blind squirrel finding a nut.They usually top out at Leila Grey level talents.
Lena's ass is so jiggly
>>20074686bruv said he wants her in the dubbruv gets what he wants
>getting a broom handle jammed up your ass in an act of back stage rookie hazing by lena kross
BASED BIG GIRLS
I LOVE BIG TALL BITCHES
Hey guys! Tony Khan here. Thanks to all the fans + haters alike in this thread!I'm currently pulling my lil paki pud to this match ;) I'll flicker the lights when I cum.#AEWRevolution
I need Kross & Bayne to sit on my face
>>20074679Athena, Red Velvet and Queen Aminata, and they are all on ROH.
Bayne finally getting a belt
SNU SNU
>>20074700ill give you some cream
>>20074687>see blue and pink>think of tranniesI'm afraid troons finna raped your mind my friend
>>20074666brother newman is planning on a coup on will right as we speak they aren’t gonna help him
>>20074699oh no I have a boner
>>20074664This but me instead of Tony
bbwbros ...
>Lena Kross already has goldDamn she's getting a lowkey skyrocket on her back
>50/50 booking on the same showJust beat Harley, that bitch is worthless.
>>20074601oooooooor they kayfabed how serious the injury was to begin with to work people and make him look superhuman. Like with Cena and others
>>20074715many people are saying this
BASED TONYFUCK OBESE WOMEN
based now fire harley cameron (into outer space with no oxygen tank)
Divine Dominion sounds like a lez- only series
I strongly dislike Megan's theme song
Bayne is a big girl
i feel like id like aew more if i knew it wasnt booked by an autistic pakistani manchildits like if you enjoyed a book then found out it was written by a brony
Lena got her win back
>>20074722Fugg, not been watching recently. But also good that they're finally doing LITERALLY ANYTHING.
So they just completely forgot about and dropped Penelope Ford?
>>20074716So just Mercedes and Willow on the main AEW roster?
>>20074700I have some ice cream. And oreos.
based tall bitches
>>20074735your mother strongly dislikes you
>>20074684Stoke has never drawn a dime thoughbeit
>>20074659Rey ToresGumbo JonesAndy StankiewiczFranklin SteinEric DavisDean PalmerTower ClarkKevin RickyDragon IIIThunder Suzuki
>>20074628>Grim Reaper shows up to take him>"who's u bruv, lol"
>>20074738People would like you more if you weren't a fat gay faggot
god it’s swerve so you know this slop is going 30 minutes
KWABOTY
>>20074699Could be worse.Could've been the lesbians.
>>20074748It's a terrible song
>>20074708mfw
KEK based slapnuts420! Based CuM
is Lena related to Karrion Kross?
>>20074745based anon with taste
>>20074742She sucks and is always getting hurt. And she sucks.
I'm doing the nana head shake
>>20074738very low iq behavior. you need everything you consume to reflect your personal identity? that's cringe.
>swerving when i drive to run over three e-drones with my dodge ram
The fuck ice chants are going to be so loud
>>20074755:(
Poor Penelope. It should've been her dammit.
i'm afraid i can only look at lena's jiggly ass. i have no idea what else is happening.
>>20074760it fits her gimmick perfectly not every song has to be a sing-along
Gonna go get more beer. This is the match I care about the least on the show.
swerve vs brody is the biggest geek match you can book in AEW
Why does Swerve wear eye makeup
>Candyman gearFucking based
>>20074777same, very hypnotic
>>20074752
>>20074742Hurt yet again
Buddy needs to dress up as an ice agent.
>>20074716red velvet is colombian>>20074759they even have a shitty render like they can't even be bothered making a facial expression
>>20074755>>20074773>>20074775hang harley
>gay nigger wearing eye makupwhat a fucking faggot
>>20074759>Could've been the lesbiansthat would have been dimes
>>20074751>rambles about Assassin's Creed lore until death politely excuses himself
Buddy time
WHERE'S THE DANCE
>>20074699anna never put her heart into the butt touch, tay carried every timenow she's NXT bound
Will Los Angeles, a notoriously conservative enclave chant "Fuck Ice"?
Harley was never over, the bust was over.
>>20074759PK won a belt at Athena's promotionMake of that what you will
The booking of that Womsns Tag was all weird man. They should have had the heels target her shoulder and take her out of the match entirely/have the doctorbpull her out to examinr her mid match. THEN the 2 yuge bitches swarm on Harley like wasps and beat the fuck out of her & you pin her to drop the belts. To try to protect Willow as your pushed singles act/Midcard Champion of the Womens Division. Bad booking of that match. Harley should have eaten that pin due to Willow bot being able to come save her. That should have been the story of that match/angle.
when the fuck did bryan get on the mic
>>20074793ngl I'd buy a Buddy T-shirt for that
A deranged AEW fan just threatened to KILL Tony Khan
>>20074782zesty
>>20074810Just now
>>20074807disgusting freak
No fuck ice chants HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>20074804>butt touchIt was the cheek clash my guy
>>20074805>LA>conservative Are you posting from 1958?
graphics guy went all out for this one
>>20074744I guess>>20074795Huh... still black..
>>20074805that was old thing, new thing is Iran
>>20074741i’ll admit that they were friendly with will when he last showed up but newman tried to hit him as soon as he turned his back, a new young lion joined them and they’ve all been heel since then kek
>>20074821that was flavor of the month. now it's time to virtue signal for Iran
>>20074827and wrestling is always behind the times, what's your point?
>>20074699Tay is a mother, she's half retiredAnd unfortunately Anna never improved after all these yearsIt's time to move on
>>20074819Monitor.On.NOW.
brody king has a very califronia white guy physiognomy. i don't mean his tattoos or hair style or whatever. just in how his face is. you would never see an east coast white guy look like that.
I think that, Tony shouldnt have made the Dynamite into song "you wanted war" if hes just going complain about WWE fighting a war against them with counter programming and stuff it makes no sense to do that he should change the song if he doesnt want war
I just bet $200 on Draft Kings that King is winning this match
I don't really like Swerve or Brodie but this seems like a good match so far
>>20074643Bruv killed Buddy & used him for parts to aid his rapid recovery
>>20074824Lena is not pretty.
>>20074837sour boy you suck per usual
>>20074755BRING BACK BUNNY!
swerve and brody could have a nuts hardcore match
>>20074653>the rag team This sounds like a period joke Toni storm would make about woman tag teams
Is it so bad to be #2 in violence?
>onions beard>onions gutthe tattoos do nothing for this fucking fat lump
this PLE needs to hurry up
they've used the word "compunction" or "compunctions" like 3 times tonight
this pape is so good that i gotta get up and start lifting weights to release my energy
>>20074859>PLE
>>20074859>PLEkek
>>20074664never understood how this is meant to be an ant-TK post
>the beak on that redhead
>>20074854It was a typo which I corrected then switched back when I realized I had made a based pun
FUCK ICE
>>20074847>swerve and brody could have a nuts hardcore matchyeah and imagine if Buddy was in the mix
Brodie King isn't overPolitical dissent is over.
in general i haven't enjoyed evil swerve but i have very much enjoyed evil nana thoughever
is it really acceptable for brody to be fighting a POC right now
I want to jerk Brody King off so he cums on his tattooed belly and then I lick it off
>>20074859>PLEThe sloppy shop has a show right now?
>>20074875Would KILL to see Buddy stomp Swerve
>>20074877KIRDBLT
Why does Brody King wear a ski mask to the ring? He looks like he's going to break into your house and make you feel unsafe.
>>20074868It's not, it's pro TK
Brody should have given up his spot on this show to an immigrant
>>20074804>nxt bound god i hope so
>>20074895I think that may be the point.
>>20074879He's not fighting Pac right now
FUCK ICEFUCK MAGAFUCK THE FEDSIMPLE AS
>SPLAT
I'm going to make deep fried chicken livers after this
>>20074895You just answered your own question
>>20074761kek'd audibly IRL
Worst. Bossman Slam. Ever.
>>20074897To an Australian.
Wtf was that crunch sound?
>>20074897>ski mask>tatted head to toe>fat dysgenic retard>gold teethhe's doing his absolute best to be immigrant coded without going out in shoot blackface
>>20074907eww bitch wtf
>>20074879vince would have had him turn on bandido with an ICE gimmick and deport him
>>20074898Being Blake's spank slut will save their careers
>>20074897you should be freeing the strait of hormuz for israel
that was a good ass THUD right there
its been a good show imo, i dont know why ratings are so bad
Anna Jay is going to shit the bed in NXT like Bloke Monroe
Cornette fag in the front row
MJF IS GOING LOSE & THEN HES IS COMMING TO WWE
This match isn't no DQ is it? Otherwise why isn't the ref doing anything to stop that.
>>20074932should be stomped to death by the crowd and have his corpse passed around like a beach ball
I thought he was going to try a moonsault
>>20074939you try telling a nigger to stop
this ppv is really good so far
The Most Gayest Man In AEW
>brody audibly saying ow on a leg punch he’s such a fucking dork
>>20074930she's all ass no talent, theres a lot of girls in wwe with a lot of ass and can decently wrestle, she's not gonna go very far
>>20074940this but also all meltzer drones
>>20074934>COMMING
Danielson should just retire and fish in Puget sound or something because his commentary is 100% ass
>>20074942But so is the ref...
Not a single match at Mania other than the 2 main events will have heat like tonight
>>20074942Shut the fuck up.
is buddy coming back now to cost brody?
>>20074942
>>20074956black on black crime is the most common retardkun
>>20074771BASED
>>20074934becky and cena have been vocal about wanting MJF in WWEhe'll go if they pay him more than tony will
>>20074944not a single miss so far, though I wish Mox vs Takeshita was longer
>>20074957there will be a giga pop when the dude wipes mascot comes out but that's about it
>>20074955Danielson is 100% commentating because if he didn't he'd relapse into full-time wrestling within months.
>>20074957Yeah I'm sure people biting each other is the wrestling highlight
That poor floor
the /pw/ and /asp/ consensus has always been russo>cornette>meltzer>bischoff
KUDOME VALENTINE
>>20074959He’s at home making videos with Rhea
>>20074958get a new gimmick ya limp dick faggot
>>20074958Nigger go back
>>20074957>>20074969No your just fucking rwong WWE much better then AEW just little fucking bitch boy know nothing so nope
>>20074959>lights cut off>Buddy's music hits>no one recognizes it
Copkiller on the floor damn
AEWfags, are the weekly shows worth watching? I usually just do PPVs since I'm in eu but might start torrenting weekly shows if Ronda is showing up
>3rd kick out at 1 of the show
I don't like this >you're an edgy boygimmick. we're not on the work zoom call
They are overusing the kick out at 1 in every fucking match
That had to suck to take
>>20074978>muh /asp/None of your memes were ever funny.Nobody cares about your old gay board filled with namefags and trannies.Nobody cares if something was a "staple of /asp/"We are the new blood of /pw/.And we are here to stay.Get used to it. Bitchh.
>Leftist taking a killshot to the domeWhat did mean by this?
>10 PM Eastern on a Sunday night>6 matches leftTony is a fucking retard
>>20074957>2 main events
honestly JCW is still putting on the best shows this year. i didnt wanna believe it but its kino
>kickout at 1
>>20074974It is if they’re biting their titties.
rare tony fumble. brody needed that win.
SWERVE COUNTRY
why have him kick out at 1 just to lose to the same move 20 seconds later….
>>20075004your fault for being a gay faggot from the east coast
>>20074995nah they're using it just the right amount
I HEAR THE BATTLE CRY
Based Omega man
kenny looking GRIM
>another fucking surprise return are we serious?
>>20075013hype moments and aura
lmao every single match has had a return or debut
>kick out at 1>loses 10 seconds later
K'NNIIIIIII
>>20074786
>Couldn't work the match due to previous commitments>But he can do a run-inWTF KENNY?
Brody is communist trash and deserves to lose
3rd kickout at 1 and 4th return of the night. get a fucking clue tony
Kenny always looks like he just walked off the set of a gay porno
IT'S KEN
KENNYYYYYYYYYYYY
KENNIIIIII
>>20075003should have just complied
>>20075023>surprise returnThe only surprise is if Capcom would let him leave slightly early from the gig he had in Japan to make it to the show or not.
>>20075026Sicko booking brotha
>>20075002
HOLD UP.... if Kenny was there... why didn't he have a match?? what the fuck big tone!!a 2/3 falls statlander match instead?? WHYYYYY
>>20075023not really a surprise after swerve kayfabe injured him a few weeks ago
>>20075026who were the debuts
>Kenny absolutely could have wrestled today even with that Japan booking huh???
Is Kenny political like Hangmaam?
My Toxic Queen
SHIT break
The AEW roster is almost at full power again.
Well no buddy so it’s over.
I genuinely want to hire Thekla as a dominatrix.
>>20074969>there will be a giga pop when the dude wipes mascot comes out but that's about itmy sides jobbed to this post
they should have had swerve pull that cucknette fan over the barricade and use the cinder block on his ass instead
Dicks out for Thekla bros!
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>>20075036Haven't seen what those guys look like so I'll have to trust your word here
The Statlander experiment failed, and the only one that can't seem to accept it is Stat Daddy herself.
Braplander
>>20074978switch meltz and cucknetty and you're right
>>20074861They do have a compunction to use that word a lot
No hablo espanol
>>20075070Tony fumbled. He should have put Stat and Harley together for the tag belts instead of Willow. Willow doesn't need the help on the mic.
SOMEONE MAKE THE DOWNFALL EDIT LMAO
Made for me
