All Elite Wrestling Presents REVOLUTION from a SOLD OUT Crypto Arena in Los Angeles, CAHow To WatchUnited States: HBO MAX, Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, DAZN, FUBO, and YouTubeInternational: Amazon Prime Video, MY AEW, DAZN, PPV.com, Youtube, TrillerTVMAIN CARD (8pm ET / 5pm PT)>MJF (c) vs. Hangman Adam Page in a Texas Death Match for the AEW World Championship [If Hangman Loses, He Can Never Challenge for the World Title Again]>The Toxic Spider Thekla (c) vs. Kris Statlander in a 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match for the AEW Women's World Championship>FTR (c) vs. The Young Bucks for the AEW World Tag Team Championships>Jon Moxley (c) vs. The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita for the AEW Continental Championship [No Time Limit]>Babes Of Wrath (c) vs. Megan Bayne & Lena Kross for the AEW Women's World Tag Team Championships>Don Callis Family (c) vs. Mistico & Jetspeed for the AEW World Trios Championships>Swerve Strickland vs. Brody King>Bandido vs. Andrade El Idolo>Timeless Toni Storm vs. The Problem Marina Shafir>Darby Allin, Orange Cassidy, Roderick Strong vs. The Dogs in a Tornado Trios Match
I find Thekla cute. There I said it.
Two nasty uggos have shown up on my screen
THEKLA OWES ME SEX!!!
>stat was bredwhoa
THEKLA
thekla should win 2-0
>>20075072Nah, you are.
THEKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
thank u based op>sexla whipping your swollen scrotum with a leather belt
>no poppy for the stat daddy fucking grim
why does tony only employ munters? is he so woke that he thinks wrestling fans only like ugly women and hotties are for chuds only?
whip me mommy
Pendulum in FVLL SVVING
/wwr/ thread now
toxic sex with thekla
this PPV sucks, there's not even any Dude Wipes ads on the canvas
How come Thekla doesn't have any lewd Chekis for this promo?
Did they subtitle Thekla's English?
never heard thekla speak german before
TONEBUNNY
cameraman clean camera flip there
Did she just get burned?
christ i just let a premie go in my best friends trousers
she's so cringe
Thekla is BASED
is Thekla ESL? I thought she was from South Africa? what do they speak there?
thekla aura off the charts
>best in the ring>best on the stickGee who could've seen that coming
What language was Thelka speaking. I don't think I've ever seen her wrestle
>>20075109Made my pecker twitch
>>20075118german or austiran, I forget which
>>20075118austrian i think
I've actually like the pacing of this PPV
It's possible I miscounted, but I only see six tails on this coat.Fake spider.
>2 out of 3 falls matchHoly fuck this PLE is about to end at 2am
>thekla (kinda) re-dyed her rootsTHANK YOU TOXIC SPIDER
This PLE has been fucking dog shit
>>20075118she's australian
>>20075118She's AustrianTypically Austrians have decent English if they're in the cities but not sure where she grew up
>>20075118thekla is from austria, in her heyEW video she called hitler "our guy"
if anyone is in the bizhow do you ref a match like this without getting a boner? just throw on a few layers of duct tape before hand and hope for the best?
Thekla is pure sexoPure, fetish fulfillment sexo
Chobani needs to retire. He should have never started.
>>20075118German, Austrian and modern standard German are as different at American and British English. Swiss German is VERY different however.
>nipple piercing gearhot
>>20075140based
Kris Statlander insists upon herself.
logged into pw just to say how hot that blonde girl and her promo was
whats gonna happen to dynamite once the netflix purchase goes through? doubt they will want us if they already have wwe
Should've been a thong spanking match.
Thekla was surprised by that counter
>>20075154she's Iyo sized too
>>20075152she also said she was jewish
>>20075147>Swiss German is VERY different however.yeah this mf speak like 9 languages
this kinky bitch is OVER with me brother
Why do Japanese wrestling fans hate AEW so much?
>>20075157Why not?AEW and WWE don't really run counter programming. Shows are on different days. PPVs are on different days usually. They'd just have both companies plan out their events so neither go on both days
>>20075167Being swiss means you get like 3 languages for free. 4 if you live in the spicy part of the country that speaks Romanche.
>>20075157isn't paramount buying warner bros now
>>20075158oh lawwd
>>20075157>hey do you have a moment to address my delusional fat schizo headcanon?no I'm busy watching this based PPV
louder "LET'S GO THEKLA" chants than "let's go stat" chants
>>20075172these guys eat squids and other monstrosities, opinion discarded
based Thekla
>>20075164Nothing wrong with that, unless you're Israeli.
im going to be shooting blanks by the third fall
>>20075181These PPV is not based your just a little dumb fuck with no thing
NIPPLE TAPE
thekla is a tight little piece and her boobies were hanging out a lil bit there
clark connors is a lucky guy (he's also my dawg fr)
>>20075184She looks like a fucking pornstar here
thekla is so fucking hot bro i'm fucking lose it
>>20075184u can see her pussey?
>>20075158this was the best segment either of these women have been in, and one of the best segments in women's wrestling history, and it happened on Collision
>>20075181you literally just addressed his head cannon retard
bitch is just emoting
So which chick comes back or debuts after this match?
>>20075193was just about to post this are you me?
This was a 2/3 falls match? Why
Thekla's little celebration dance got me horny and that's a shoot brother
>>20075202Ava
I know it's reddit but theyre right. AEW goes way too fucking far
>You will never be forced by Thekla to eat her hairy, toxic snatch after her not showering for a month
>>20075202if thekla wins and mercedes comes out, that would mean mercedes is now face, right?
>>20075190>These PPVSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
>>20070519AEW BROS WE WON
>>20075202shida
>>20075202dr. nyla sakura, dmd
>>20075202Shida
Nobody hot dogs for the camera like Thekla, not even Toni
>>20075202anna
Is Thekla autistic i'm getting those vibes from her
Thekla is taped up in the one place that she shouldn't be
>>20075216moar
>>20075118Someone said she is Austristic or something
>>20075199I know English is your second language, but no, I didn't
thekla's so fucking hot thekla's so fucking hot fuck fuck fuuuuuck
>>20075210I'm glad WWE is a boomer company and hires bot farms to spam plebbit and not /pw/ which is where the real conversation is happening
WEFUCKINGGOTHIM
Thekla fit
Stop posting hot Thekla pics, my wife is asleep drunk, I'm going to end up raping her.
>>20075228thekla is way too cool to be autistic
>>20075132PPV baby. the big show. true pro
>>20075231
>>20075237wwe doesn’t hire uggos unfortunately
>>20075239
I’ve never seen a female wrestler that oozes sex like Thekla does
highly sexual midget
a very meaty "lets go thekla" chant
Need Thekla to degrade me for buying her ring gear.
>>20075239You can't rape your wife, that's just marital sex
thekla oh my GOD bros that tummy
Youre all such simp fucking faggots holy cow Every post is about Thekla. Kill yourselves
cozytube is so fucking far behind i need to find a new stream
>>20075260>every post is about the champion who is wrestling right nowWOW
shes so hot god DAMN
Thekla should piss down on me from a great height. While cackling maniacally and cutting one of her demented promos
>They killed the crowd and the /pw/ threadKek!
>>20075252Tony's retarded but there's no way he's retarded enough to make Hangtranny champion again after he plunged Dynamite's ratings down to 300k and then they rebounded to 600k immediately after he lost the belt. Surely even he's capable of understanding something so obvious. Right? Right?
Statlander body is gross bros how is she allowed on tv? Praying for a career ending injury come on mommy thekler
this is actually a good match
>>20075260That's probably because she's wrestling right now
statlander needs to rip thekla’s nipple tape off
>>20075260What's your opinion on the referee? I think he's doing a terrible job, utter shambles, clearly bias in Thekla's favo- Dammi! I accidentally talked about Thekla while trying to talk about something going on in this match without talking about Thekla!
excellent ragdolling by Thekla
what ever happened to that kenny omega guy?
im going to be honest folks i have always been a stat simp but she has been absolutely fucking mogged by thekla in this program. she needs to go back to the alien gimmick but the truth is she may have a hard ceiling of midcarder, painful as that is for me to say.
>>20075184Still not a fan of Thekla's hyper european face but would eat her ass like there's no tomorrow
>>20075278Yeah but so is stat daddy
thekla wearing watermelons on her tits
>>20075286You missed him 10 minutes ago
DAKOTA KAI WHEN
>>20075260>Youre all such simp fucking faggots holy cow>Every post is about Thekla. Kill yourselves
>>20075289>hyper european facethekla is 0% european, she is of georgian and jewish descent
Just set up my living room today, watching the show now, comfy!
Screeching Thekla is over with me bros
Hmmm now that was badass
>>20075192Her pussey must be CRAZY tight
Okay wrap it up
Tiffany Stratton mogs both of these women
>>20075275Yes, he is that retarded. Page has been one of his pet projects since the beginning, and there's no way he's never letting him challenge for the World Championship again (what a dumb fucking stipulation in the first place). Plus he's been desperate to make Texas Death Match Page's signature match, so that ups the odds he wins even more. Also Tony literally thinks piling more and more belts on someone will magically get them over, so maybe ONE MORE AEW World Championship will be what finally makes him be over and not boring as fuck.
1-1
>>20075289>Thekla's hyper european face
Is there a rule against instantly going for the pin again if you get a pinfall like that?
this was THEE match
Ohhh you got my, schwester
SHE'S RAPING THE REF
SHE'S GONNA RAPE THE REF
I wish thekla would take off my belt
THEKLA NO, RAPING IS ILEGAL!!
>>20075303Tony called a small package piledriver a tombstone last night and I've been mad about it all day
zzzzzzzzzzz get on with it.worst match on the card not including the young cucks ofc
>>20075310i think he loses tonight, turns heel for a while and ignores his own stipulation for heat
>kicking the ref and then going for his dickIt should be me
>>20075228no no she's Austrian. similar spelling tho
was that the ref calling her a bitch? kek
>>20075292I don't dislike Stat, but her reign really exposed how mid she is. She's not bad but Thekla is more interesting
holy shit she's about to fucking rape paul turner
LUCKY REFEREELUCKY REFEREELUCKY REFEREELUCKY REFEREE
This is fucking hot!
Has there ever been a best of three match in history that ended in two rounds?
>Thekla will never rip your belt offwhy even get out of bed
shoot in love with thekla
I remember Tony the gay little bottom boy said that he isnt going to run PPVs on Sundays past midnightSo that was a fucking lieCraven fucking spoiled lying little brat
JULIA SHORTSJULIA TINY DELICIOUS BUTT
Imagine Stat whipping Skye's big pale ass
Thek's pussy is GUSHING rn
mmmmm julia hart getting an ass now you love to see it
MAKE STAT LOOK STRONG
holy fuck Robert Redford is an elite TITAN and he loves sexla
>>20075342>When she spit on it and aggressively pulled his ballsWhy did she do this?
better stomp than Rollins lmao
>>20075344never, not once
THEKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
time for Mercedes to come back
I don't know if it was better than their strap match but that was still pretty good. Solid show so far.
my queen spider thekla WINS
>>20075342
>>20075288She is just incapable of generating any kind of interest on her own. She needs big personalities to play off of to make anyone care.
Mfw kekla wins
>>20075350Blackened daily.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>20075253A cup faker bitch>>20075260>Every post is about the wrestler who is wrestling onscreen right nowAre u retarded
I want Thekla to carry my children on her back
>>20075299So were her parents refugees?
my pud hurts, worried i tried to be the hero and do something stupid this match
>>20075362to NJPW or CMLL or really anywhere that's not AEW
SEX ON THE RING
Julia is so cute bros...
can thekla get someone worth a shit now
>tfw no shida
I didn't even know this match was happening
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WAR DOGS
I LOVE TONY
PROTOKADA
I can tell you this there is no fucking way in hell, none, zero, zip zilch, nada that Mistico is taking the pin in this trios match
I miss DnD, sucks when Doyle got hurt.
can tony fire julia and skye so they go into porn please
KINO
>>20075374her father is an austrian of at least partial jewish descent, presumably not a refugee, i don't know of any georgian refugees so her mother probably isn't either
between the licensed song specifically for the ppv, the pacing, and the pre match recap promos being the exact right length, i think its clear as day tony khan understands what pro wrestling is supposed to be in a way paul levesque just doesnt
Mucho popo
>>20075388>PROTOKADApops me every time
ME MUERO BROS
SOVL
>can slightly hear the crowd singing>didn't hear them at all for all inGod how fucking many illegals are there in LA?
EL MUNDO SE EQUIVOCA
Shit show so far>cmLOLI'm out
COZYTUBE IS FUCKED UP
>the crowd doesn't know the songDid Tony really expect a sing along outside of Mexico?
tony is so desperate to recreate the mistico entrance in the states, which i respect, but if he's going to keep trying he needs to get a full section of mexicans and mic is specifically for this entrance
PROSTATE STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
fletcher's anime theme
PROSTATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>20075409Note how these fans are not fat and repugnant like wwe fans
stream is gone
PORNOOOOOOOOOSTAR
>>20075414they've replayed the same segment like 10 times now wtf
PORNOOOSTAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Mark Davis just signaled for anal sex there.
DCF varsity jackets go hard
>>20075425there is only the 5 people who actually pay to watch tony's slop
PROTOKADAAAAAAAAAAA and mark davis
damn every stream went down. servers are getting cooked. everyone is tuning in
>no Don CallisYep, MJF is joining the family.
When are they going to give him his theme back?
WHERE MY DOGS AT
>>20075388>>20075406>>20075437>Protokada
>>20075440Nah Don and Max just have an understanding, they're distant cousins.
>>20075444Okada? He specifically wants to use this song, he's friends with the band. But realistically if they're gonna do it it'll be if he turns face.
Have you guys gotten that DC x AEW comic? I got all the covers.
lil kazu is a 4 year letterman at Don Callis Ualso, I hope he never goes, gaytch would be an absolute retard to not try and get tko to back up the brinks truck for fletcher though. he mogs the fuck out of every one of their home grown stars plus he actually knows how to wrestle. he's a fucking year younger than bron breakker lmao
>AEW x DC #2 is outfinna bouta
>>20075456No because I'm not a virgin
Every AEW match feels different. Truly a variety show.
>Kyle Fletcher
>>20075459I like comics more than f*males
>>20075460it helps that there's actual wrestling
>>20075460no one has ever said this
I like Mistico and Kevin Knight but Speedball is just such a dork I can't get into his matches
>the greatest IWGP champion to ever live is casually grappling with the biggest lucha star to ever live in the middle of a sold out PPV cardTony is Thanos. He has collected more toys than anyone in history.
cant believe the crowd is still red hot. amazing PPV
Who's the other 2 mask guys with Mystico?
>>20075462Quit trying to make Fletch happen
>>20075473That should work out great for you then
for me it's mark davis big giant ass and big baby diaper trunks
I don't approve of JetSpeed's cultural appropriation.
>tfw I was a Sin Cara mark
>>20075477everybody knows jet is the michaelsthere's a reasona ll these guys keep saying he'll be a big player in 5 years and no one says this about speedball
>>20075483Good Match Squeezeball and his tag friend. I think his name is Kevin
>>20075460alwayz hazbin
>>20075491because speedball is old
>>20075483El negro and Pelota veloz
>>20075482It's what happens when wrestlers get over doing wrestling
Justified "culero" chants RIGHT NOW. Thank you all for watching AEW Revolution RIGHT NOW
>inserted his willexcuse me?
>>20075489Thekla is a honorary toxica puta
>>20075486Comics and wrestling are cool but f*males talk too much and are stupid. It works well for me.
>>20075503Thanks Big Tony.
In Mexico, is CMLL or AAA more over?
>>20075505I believe the word he was looking for was "exerted"
I really like Thekla and actively try to tune in to her stuff. I never thought Giulia would be the jannety.
if i go to the next aew arena mexico show can i find a chubby latina to be my mrs sicko
>>20075514CMLL and it's not even close
>>20075514CMLL
>>20075515I know. But that's not what he said.
>>20075514CMLL is over 100 years old, AAA has only been around since the 90s
>>20075508>It works well for me.So many words just to agree with me>talk too muchKek
>>20075514there is a bigger gap between CMLL and AAA in mexico than there is between WWE and AEW in north america
>>20075514CMLL by an order of magnitude
>>20075514Right now CMLL but they kind of change over the years
>>20075517no ever expected giulia to be an afterthought and thekla would thrive but here we are
>>20075514AAA because of the WWE connection
>>20075485
how much do you think mistico makes as "the guy" in CMLLdo you think he makes more money than an average dub midcarder
>>20075458based willy goat
>>20075514CMLL any time CMLL isn't in a "let's completely implode for a while" episode.
wait if all three of them hit the rope at the same time won't that actually slow them down
>>20075210no, reddit is wrong. wrestlers are disposable meat puppets
>>20075535the english promo ability is probably the biggest difference but the wwe style neuters everyone that's even a remotely interesting wrestler before going over
>>20075538Are you retarded? CMLL is way more over in mexico
>>20075538you're fucking delusional
>>20075517>the jannety.Thekla's in AEW kek
>>20075544Dos tacos y un saludo.
>>20075547spoiler: Mercedes turns heel at the end because she can't resist Lex Luthor's BWC
This match rules
>>20075538Kekorino you're wrongo rino. Also releasing Hamburger kid was a mistake, "hitting" fans in Mex is a common thing,
>>20075535>no ever expected giulia to be an afterthoughtmeanwhile here you both are talking about her during a show she isn't even on. nice "afterthought"
I know Jetspeed is losing but I wish Tony would be more willing to give partner promotions a short run with one of the belts. Like having a New Japan guy hold the TNT or something
>Speedball and Keven Knight unmasked in their first match How dishonorable is this?
>>20075458dump it on /co/
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>>20075565so much talent in the ring
>>20075564They will do shit like this and then complain that people are buying manga instead of comics
holy basedwe won
>>20075565Does it? Jesus Zack
>>20075565me during every match tonight
>>20075568I do too, it'd be a cool angle to "get the belt back" if nothing else.>>20075566>They fired Nino HamburguesaTONYSTRAPNOW
>>20075578What are these bot ass comments
>>20075598Bots maybe?
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Based Davis
Man, Fletcher is red as fuck
Wait, what?
Mystico made Tony give him a belt
Jetspeed winning with anyone
