All Elite Wrestling Presents REVOLUTION from a SOLD OUT Crypto Arena in Los Angeles, CAHow To WatchUnited States: HBO MAX, Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, DAZN, FUBO, and YouTubeInternational: Amazon Prime Video, MY AEW, DAZN, PPV.com, Youtube, TrillerTVMAIN CARD (8pm ET / 5pm PT)>MJF (c) vs. Hangman Adam Page in a Texas Death Match for the AEW World Championship [If Hangman Loses, He Can Never Challenge for the World Title Again]>The Toxic Spider Thekla (c) vs. Kris Statlander in a 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match for the AEW Women's World Championship>FTR (c) vs. The Young Bucks for the AEW World Tag Team Championships>Jon Moxley (c) vs. The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita for the AEW Continental Championship [No Time Limit]>Babes Of Wrath (c) vs. Megan Bayne & Lena Kross for the AEW Women's World Tag Team Championships>Don Callis Family (c) vs. Mistico & Jetspeed for the AEW World Trios Championships>Swerve Strickland vs. Brody King>Bandido vs. Andrade El Idolo>Timeless Toni Storm vs. The Problem Marina Shafir>Darby Allin, Orange Cassidy, Roderick Strong vs. The Dogs in a Tornado Trios Match
BITCH
Why the fuck are they having this bluesky cowboy faggot rape based MJF like this?
>#15 threadspendulum status?
that looked fucking gnarly
>>20076554based jew torture match
>>20076481I saw Terry Funk flirt with a fat drunk girl at the rodeo, picked her up and slammed her into the bed of his truck and before he left he yelled she's not grade A beef but she deserves to be ridden like all the other hefers did tonight
What was schiavones window pun?
>>20076575
>>20076572as far as it will swing>but even farther
My schizo theory is that Adam Cole is going to help MJF win
WHY DOESN'T THAT TABLE HAVE AN ADVERTISING STICKER?!
Hanger really going for that anti-semite of the year award
>>20076554This is the thread
>>20076572Damn near Vincent Price levels
>>20076554I wonder if there's gonna be a return after this match. Feels weird to go off with MJF winning
>>20076588Cringe
>wardlow namedrop
>>20076595HOW DO I KNOW WHICH BEEF JERKY SNACK TO EAT
>>20076588Cry about it kike
>got worked by the fake OPdamn I wish E-drones would get a life
I want to rape this referee. Annoying uppity little bald faggot.
REAL GLASS
>>20076608As a watcher of both there are dickheads who do that same shit with the NXT and WWE ones too
me vs deonna purazzo in a georgia golden corral match
>>20076590kek nice
>>20076606WHAT WET WIPE SHOULD I CLEAN MY FAT ASS WITH?
>>20076602hanger's winning doe
lol
>Sweeping away the glassSmart guy MJF
Based Cleaner MJF
>>20076595>>20076606HOW DO I KNOW WHAT TO WIPE MY ASS WITH????
MJF NO WAITHANGMAN GET OUT OF THERE
sweep it up Maxy
Why the fuck is this annoying Chikara faggot Bryce Remsburg the referee for all of MJF's matches? He legitimately takes me out of the match with his annoying counting, comments, and emoting
cleaner MJF is based
>>20076638Why does he jump with every movement
AFTER MIDNIGHT ON THE EAST COAST ON A WORK NIGHT
>>20076643suffah east coaster
>>20076638>Seething over a refkek
>>20076619well fuck them too but 2 fags don't make a straight
Peeyuw what stinks?Oh yeah it’s this show lol
max no!!!!!!the e-drones hate this spot!!!!!!!!
shitty glass spot and shitty needle spot,this shit sucks
>Sweep forever
MJF IS ABOUT TO INJECT HANGMAAM WITH ESTROGEN
based needle spot
please god let hangtranny win because it'd be so fucking funny
Straight through the mouth
YOU SICK FUCK
>another syringe spot
>heroin syringe from skid row
>>20076643Kek yup. Knew this shit would run way too late
Doing this dumbass spot again
LMAO FUCKIN A!!!
BOTCHED IT
IM FEELING GOOD SICKOS YESSSSS YESSSSS
>>20076634>I got this, Cleaner
I'm new here, what is an e-drone?
SICKOBROS
OMG lmao
CORNY'S GONNA FREAK!
what in the fuck am i watching
>crowd laughing at that fanThat's not nice :(
>>20076586Based Funker
AHHHHHH!!MAX JUST INJECTED HANGER WITH THE CLOT SHOT!!!AHHHHHHH!!
>>20076670Anyone who isn't unquestionably positive about AEW
kek based
>>20076670lurk more
Is Wayne Brady still there or did he leave?
>>20076643>tfw 2nd shift Chadliterally the Michaels of hours
Fuck yeah man, I love this shit!!! I am very sports entertained right now.
>>20076677>6677huhuhuhuhuhu six seveeeen
Unfortunately, the syringe spot is NOT over with me, sickos.
Why do the syringe if it's not even going to be part of the finish? Nothing else is going to match that reaction now
>>20076670right here >>20076680
This match is fucking disgusting.If you like this you are a disgusting person, my dude.
It's kinda scary how much my girlfriend (female) enjoys ultraviolent wrestling matches even though she's not a wrestling fan.
>>20076691first death match?
>Inject your opponent with a syringe >Stab them so the syringe won’t actually inject them Waste of poison
>>20076685>tfw clock In at 11:30a CST
>>20076661>>20076664>>20076688maybe take up ballet, ladies
>>20076692Thanks for proving my point
>>20076700she needs to clean her tongue
>>20076694Kill yourself nigger
>>20076674nobody cares anymorehis 15 mins ran out1 note boomer shock jock. played out
he's been in shit like stadium stampede though that's basically the same thing
>>20076696Lots of women like violent entertainment. Look at how many women like serial killers or love true crime
Wouldn't have been more suitable to call it a Skid Row Death Match?
>>20076700She needs a dirtier tongue
>>20076694take it to church and put it in the collection plate, you fragile old bitch
>>20076698Kek. I just expected better/smarter of them
>>20076670A term coined by Kenny Omega to describe vehement defenders of WWE but is now overused by a resident crippled Irish hog to describe anyone who isn't willing to literally die for AEW
hangman crawling to the spot looked pretty retarded
Hangman's back is all fucked up
>>20076709
>>20076696My kind of woman
>MJF lands on the back of Hangman’s legs>Hangman lands knee first on the barb wire chairStupid
These gimmick Deadeyes have looked like shit recently. I get it should be safe but when the people in the nosebleeds can see the only thing taking impact is Hangman's knees then just don't do that spot
>>20076726this whole match has been retarded
>crowd boo'd hangman initially>now fully chanting cowboy shitLike Cody, Hangman is undeniable
if this is no disqualification why doesn't mjf just kick him in the nuts again
>>20076716>SnapchatLolAt least your nails are trimmed
>>20076731no, he's right
>>20076739Its coming
>>20076738>like cawdyFuck off edrone, cawdy is generic and unlikeable and deadly boring
Sngroli Ort is going to interfere in this match!
>>20076717It's literally ingrained in their cave woman minds, seeing Groot and Grum fight over them has gotten wet since before time
>>20076737It's liked asking AI to book an AEW deathmatch. It's got all the right spots and weapons but the feeling is just entirely off
some of these chubby qt sickos in the crowd got me feelin some type of way
I ate two pizzas tonight and a party size bag of bbq lays
>>20076714I don't even like Cornette but this is objectively untrue. Even if it's a gimmick, his AEW rants are the biggest draw in the Youtube wrestling community outside of Maven
Why do they keep cutting to the crowd tonight? It's annoying.
>>20076746AMBATU-
>>20076716kek the joshitranny is a jew? this makes so much more sense you fucking kike lmao
the only TDM i really enjoyed was the all in main event last yearotherwise feel like it's just a bunch of bullshit
Hangman trying to hurry up and grab the chair again was pretty funny
that fucking moonsault to the outside is so scary
>>20076743But why wait? Why risk all the shit he's been through when he could just endlessly kick him in the nuts
>>20076748nah it's based and kino
>>20076736The dead eye always looks like shit, should just stop doing it
>>20076748>It's got all the right spots and weapons but the feeling is just entirely offPart? That one. I was thinking the exact same thing.
how diud MJF blade his back?
Why does Hangman hate his knees so much?
WHAT THE FUCK
Hangman is trying to fuck his knees up more than Speedball
deadeye through the table is always kino
>>20076736I'll reiterate.No part of MJF even touched that table ffs
>>20076756?!?!? What are you talking about? I hate hangmaam and joshipedos. How am i jewish? Reply to the wrong person?
>>20076772that was awesome
>>20076776let's see you take a deadeye through a table, dont worry we will wait
>>20076771It's a tribute to Tanahashi
>>20076751>2 pizzaswhen Red Baron is on sale, 2 of them really hits the spot during a 6 hour broadcast. Don't know that I'd add the chips on top of it though.
>>20076767I think it's because Hangman shouldn't win, but the stipulation dictates that he will win. it feels like a lose/lose whoever wins this match.
Why are they pointing out everytime that if Hangman loses he will not challenge for the world title AS LONG AS HE LIVES instead of foreverare they planing on killing hangman and resurrecting him right after?
>>20076771The inheritor of Tanahashi's will.
>>20076554Hangman’s knees are going to be pulled pork in his 40s
these niggas killin they knees
>>20076784JON SNOW SHITJON SNOW SHITJON SNOW SHIT
>>20076767I'm thinking MJF is maybe just too unserious to sell the heat these types of things need? Like I don't buy the hatred here. Hangman and Swerve was dimes. Toni and Mariah was perfection. Mox and Hangman was alright but sill delivered. This one just isn't doing anything for me
omg
>>20076784cyborg hangman in 2027
>>20076781>>20076785Kek
>zoomer with azn foid at AEW showI gotta move to LA
>>20076784Typical Hangma'am melodrama
>>20076784Hangman finna do a deadman gimmick
The crowd cam is just people noticing themselves on the big screen kek
>Fuck our kneesWhy are wrestlers like this?
How long before WWE starts copying AEW's cutting to the crowd thing
>>20076784Good observation
Is AJ Styles coming out after this?
>>20076784That would be kino
>>20076779You say this like I wouldn't. Pay me what those guys are making and I'll shove that syringe through my asscheek
>>20076804no, he's in line to buy a steam machine
>>20076751How u feeling
>>20076802Wrestlemania. screencap this.
>>20076789this meme will be a hit in your village
You will never have this aewtists
>>20076804No, Pretty Peter Avalon will
>>20076804They would've booked a different match if that was happening.
>>20076794White boys literally cannot get white women in LA anymore unless you're old money or in the movie industry
>>20076790The go home for this was a press conference. You don't buy that these two actually hate each-other.
I legit pop everytime MJF goes 'OH SHIT" jej
>>20076800AEW is like the military, WWE is like the coast guard.
>>20076794azn women love wrestlingthey've got fighting spirito in their blood
>>20076815But what about the Librarian?
>>20076820That's an excellent point actually
>>20076815ngl I'd pop
>>20076814I don't even want that fish.
>>20076790>>20076783Yeah both of these make sense
MJF's face looks crazy
>>20076814when bron inevitably gets fired he'll probably got to NJPW so tony will inadvertently acquire him eventually
>>20076784He'll lose, turn heel down the line and be like "Hangman Adam Page is dead. Killniggers Adam Page can challenge for the world title!"
Dave just said AJ styles is back stage tonight
>>20076817Who the fuck wants a white woman?
alright this match is based
>>20076802They already did this years ago and everyone hated it
who’s returning after the main event bros?
>>20076790The story is just weak. They've wrestled 4 times already and this just feels like a filler defense
>>20076817>cannot get*do not want
>>20076820That press conference was cringe incarnate, it's why most peeps won't watch the TVs and just wait for the paypes.
>light tubesBASED
Lighttube fight
MDKMDKMDK
>hangman loses>he hangs himself from the tron to defeat the stip
>light tubesWelcome back CZW
CZW CZW CZW CZW
>>20076838switchy
oh my fucking god nigga they finna do it
>>20076816it’s AEW no they wouldn’t
>>20076821same, he's such a great worker
>>20076834Literally everyone on earth
>>20076824Cheked out
FUARK
My issue with AEW’s hardcore matches is that they always sequence shit wrong, the syringe was the peak but it’s already been forgotten and didn’t matter outside of the pop. Should have been the end and could have claimed MJF straight up drugged him.
BY GODNOT IN THE HAIR PLUGSYOU SICK SON OF A BITCH
OH FUCK
BRO
it’s like a slow paced deathmatch but I fuck with it
>>20076852>tattoos holy fucking grimola
I think that, aew can have death match all they want they never going have viral moment like this
Fucking light tubes. Did Ian Rotten book this match?
all that's missing here is the CZW horn
>Max gets both bulbskek based
Not the turkish hair plant!
PIZZACUTTER WHEN?
This is sick.This isn’t wrestling.Who does this even appeal to?
>>20076852You get this white, temptimg, titty devil outta here!
C Z DUBC Z DUBC Z DUBC Z DUB
>>20076870sickos, like me
oh fuck MJF is done hangmaam is winning
Hangman is going too far, he has to lose.
kino
ITS BEEN LIKE 45 MIN LETS HURRY THIS UP IM FUCKIN HUNGRY
reminder for when dronies cry about the light tubes that light tubes are literally a weapon in 2k
>they got shoot light tubes from home depot
>>20076860ngl this is an all-time banger
>>20076868She looks like she'd be faithful but dip if you lost your job or got terribly sick.
>>20076868I hug her and tell her "honey it's not real"
>>20076771Walk the Ace Road (slowly & painfully)
If someone dies, do they get buried in Texas?
1 Kebab please.
gonna poke those hair transplants right out
>>20076879yes but they are baby brained and think they dont involve blood because thats what the video game says
>tuned in right as MJF got headshotted with fucking light bulbswhat the fuck is going on, what did I miss?
>>20076892kek
>>20076870mox and despy
>>20076887it’s a texas deathmatch you can’t die outside of texas don’t worry anon
>>20076878LETTHEMCOOK
>>20076892Foliate
a fist full of pasta
>And he just got his hair doneKEK
>>20076878I've been needing to take a shit since the top of the hour
Kek what a PINHEAD
>>20076892Kek
that was pretty good
holy fucking shitmax is gaining a level of respect from me for taking this shit in his hair plants and that's a shoot
Max is going to need another hair transplant
>>20076823This is why the joshi players are the best
>>20076894>what did I miss?everything, literally everything
Why the FUCK would he do that when he just got a hair transplant?
kino cinematography tonight
WHY DID THE REF SHOVE HIM TO GET UPPiss off
BEAUTIFUL SHOT
>>20076916Max is not well
>>20076833No he didn't
>>20076870me and sickos like me and this guy >>20076874
holy shitit's a fucking VISUAL PLEA
Should've been a dog shock collar
>>20076918 Because Bryce is garbage
this match would’ve been kino if it was two 4’11 japanese women fighting instead
Why isn't the ref counting?
REVERSE IT MAX I DON'T WANT ANOTHER HANGMAAM REIGN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>CM Punk referencesLet it goooooooo
NOOOO MJF DO SOMETHINGYOU CAN DO IT
>12,000 people bought a ticket to see this shitIs this where we're at in wrestling today? Its either indy shitters stabbing each other to death or 20 minutes of sing a longs for each entrance followed by 30 minutes of commercials. What the fuck happened to normal wrestling?
>THE CHEZ DOG COLLAR
>>2007691610/10 filename, well played anon
I love this so much bros. I'm glad I have enjoyed this with y'all.
>>20076933Me fighting my brother for the last pancake
This match rules
>>20076928It would have been far more bloody and violent tho. Women are shoot retarded
>>20076870me and Bryan Danielson.
>>20076926Hassan.....
>>20076917oh he's DEF heading back to turkey
Why are we acting like this dog collar matters? As if the two have spent the last 30 minutes running from each other unable to get their hands on the other. Should've done that shit at the start. Not this deep in
Tony Schiavone is the worst fucking commentator ever
>>20076918Because Bryce Remsburg is a little bald faggot that needs to get raped
KINOKINOKINO
Phil reaction?
this dude is fucked up
this could be perfect if excalibur would just stfu
>>20076939go change your tampon sugar muffin
Are you guys team hanger or team jew?
What possible escalation is left?
This is dumb if they wanted to use a dog collar just do a dog collar match
figured hangman would win but sending MJF out brutally is a good way to clear the way for a few small feuds until ospreay wins the biggun at all in
>>20076944k
FIGHT FOREVER
CALL CLARK CONNORS AND HAVE HIM LIGHT HIS SINGULAR MATCH
>>20076939There was normal wrestling earlier. Quit being a bitch.
>nobody had a lighter I'm disappointed
>>20076961Team Kike sadly
NEW THREAD>>20076966>>20076966>>20076966>>20076966>>20076966
MJF has taken way too much in this stretch for him not to be winning
>>20076961I'm team Taichi.
>>20076961this match is the only time i'm a zionist
>>20076904CLENCH THAT SPHINCTER ANON
>>20076961MJF is our greatest ally. Hangma'am is an anti-draw.
>>20076955mfw this match
>>20076977based
Fuck
NEW THREAD>>20076966>>20076966>>20076966
>4.5 hrs
Dog collar didn’t matter at all
>>20076939Parroting Jim Cornette is not a personality. Or intelligence.
That was 10
>>20076957He just shaved years off his career. Both of them.
Getting an explosion?
The cowboy and jew chained together, plummeting to their doom, what's Tony trying to say here?
Still going
ONE OF YOU MUST DIEEEEEE
>>20077056Both will die
