>You have 60 seconds to pitch me a name, gimmick, and storyline. Go.What do you say?
>>20131546Buddy. I’m short and buff. I haven’t decided on a gimmick but hire me and I’ll take 20 years to find one.
>>20131546>Name: Heart Attack>Gimmick: Always clutching my chest pretending to have a heart attack and tricking my opponent into a roll up>Storyline: Try to be like my idol, hhh.
It's called let someone else book your shows paul
jim bo, badass gimmick, i start attacking people while wearing a black hoodie and a mask and after a few weeks i reveal myself as the attacker. i beat everybody i wrestle 1 on 1 and win a handicap match against all the people i attack while i was wearing the hoode. in that match i pin the world champion last so that sets up a match between me and him where i beat him and become the champion until i retire. i'm on the indies right now do you think if i pitch this at my wwe tryout i'd get signed?
>>20131546Hi, my name is Anon. My gimmick is you pay me a lot of money for a once a week consultation about your show, over the phone. The storyline is your show improves.
>>20131546"Big Dirty" Dick Cannon. I seduce all the women in the company with my massive BWC and get into feuds with all the boyfriends/husbands I cucked.
Name: AnonGimmick: masked mystery meat "White" nationalist 4chan poster. My mask is plain and generic and other guys wearing the same mask will show up to help me cheat. Always preach about the honor and heritage of White CHRISTIAN Europeans while constantly cheating to win matches.Storyline: I feud with the various minorities using TV friendly racial slur to harass and bully them.
>>20131546I say I quit and I'm going to AEW banana nose lol
>>20131546Name: Patrick BatemenGimmick: Getting DubsStoryline: Dubs Dryspell
>>20131546My name is The Contest. I'm okay in the ring and average on the mic but I always work with the top guys. My gimmick is that I always go over, always get the belt and I open RAW by taking slowly about nothing for at least twenty minutes.
>>20131546I'm Triple Triple H.have you seen that movie called Operation Double 007? Starring Sean Connery's brother?It's kinda like that.
Not giving you free ideas Paul
>>20131546Name: Pull RequestGimmick: I follow one wrestler, and improve upon their performance by making small changesStoryline: I pop up where you don't expect meIn-ring: I'll follow a match, A going over B, and take B's spot, I'll wrestle the same match spot for spot and beat A by reversing a key sequence.
Name: Super MarianoGimmick: I am a small weak wrestler but I get under the ring to eat a mushroom and I come out as a tall muscular guy played by someone else, making me win the match instantlyStoryline: I debut on RAW and I am on the show for a couple weeks and I'm mildly over and then I'm on Main Event for two years and then I'm released
>>20131546Name: Money ManuelGimmick: Snob financial heel who talks shit about how people are wasting their money on frivolous crapStoryline: Start off strong with a good showing against main eventers then slowly drift down the card while losing every match. Wrestle frequently and try to get fans to care about a losing streak.
>>20131546Name: Ray PissedGimmick: the friendliest, most genuinely wholesome babyface in wrestlingStoryline: week in and week out Ray Pissed bounces backstage offering cookies and a friendly introduction "Hi, I'm Ray Pissed!" and he's always completely confused as to why every woman in the division reacts with pure horror and scrambles to disappear as fast as possible
>>20131876how does the crowd know you are eating mushrooms under there?
>>20131939I start eating them outside the ring and then crawl under
Ronald Rapeman. Kicked out of every band he's ever been in because the ladies literally couldn't say no. He's here to fight the allegations.
>>20131903I can see WWE building the mixed tag team division around Ray Pissed>each feud builds toward a Ray Pissed's signature Light's Out match
I say "fuck you. Pay me my money...in cash!"
Name: Van DarkholmeGimmick: Dungeon masterStoryline: Turned my whole house into a dungeon, fisting is 300 bucks
>>20131546Name: GordGimmick: DIY engineer who utilizes unique foreign objectsStoryline: I allow wrestlers into my home and they leave forever changed and never talk about what occurred
>>20131546Name: Sickle Cell DellGimmick: Fights like a retardStoryline: Pity pop
>>20131546Im transand I talk about trans stuff all the time like non stop that's it
>>20131546Marty “The Squirrel” JetsonA grown man enamored with squirrel a since he was a boy who was convinced being bitter by one as a kid gave him squirrel like capabilities that he decides to use to wreak havoc in pro wrestling.Super twitchy, talktative, runs on all fours sometimes, obsessed with nuts, buries sh-t underground (cable boxes, suit cases and under the ring in this case) ring style is a combination of high flyer crash test dummy and some real puro strong style.Finisher: Rabies Shot. A mixture of pounce and mandible flaw where Marty dives on his opponent and knaws at his face until he submits/passes out His first feud can be with a heel like Miz who’s like “you are NOT a squirrel!!!” And Marty who’s sad but gets serious goes “oh yeah? You think so? Well i am! And since you wanna misanthro me- then im gonna have to go wild on you in that ring!”Catchphrase: “the squirrel, always gets the nut!”
>>20133880>Catchphrase: “the squirrel, always gets the nut!”I'd pop for that
>>20131546Adolf ZestlerI rape niggas and kill them too
Name: Nevin KashGimmick: Kevin Nash's ass babyStoryline: I hunt down the son of each and every bulbasaur who violated Nash in 1992 and take revenge on them because they're the reason I got born. The last one is reveals that he is my half-brother and that the now deceased bulbasaur was my parent. I break down and cry and scream "BIG DADDY BIIIIIIIIITCH"
>>20131546My name is Premature Ejaculation Man, and Iaaaahahaaaaooooohhh my...
>>20133880I hope they hire Eddie Kingston for this gimmick
>>20131546Dieter KoolmanMy gimmick is that I like the band Scooter and my whole vibe is based on that raving and talking like nonsensical scooter lyrics.>HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?>RESPECT TO THE MAN IN THE ICE CREAM VANStoryline is I show up to have a awkward rave everywhere with scooter playing. My theme song is Scooter - Fire.
Gay Kamala
>>20131554kek
Name: Inigo MontoyaHates: Christian
>>20131546>Name: AL Botch>Gimmick: I slightly change Austin's catchphrases like "And that's the final line cause AL Botch said so!" but I stumble over everything I'm supposed to say. I get super over with the crowd but botch every finish until they just stop caring.
>>20131546The Fondler, he's really fond of all of the male wrestlers and touches them in very unnatural waysHe's here to touch all of the guys in WWE and he thinks girls are icky, so you can do squash matches against girls and have male superstars look disgusted
>>20131546WinnerI winI get every belt
>>20135827That’s just la knight
Name: Lord Nasty von PubisGimmick: A fat, disgusting, hairy slob with a scarred face and rotting teeth. Wrestles only in a skimpy thong, from which a bush sprawls forth from all sides, front and back. Known to use moves such as the pitty city and the stinkface. Will also attack female wrestlers.Storyline: No employer would hire him due to his refusal to bathe, so he entered the grisly world of underground deathmatches, where he rose to the top. He now seeks to conquer the professional wrestling world so that he may live a life of gluttony and debauchery.
>>20131903Many keks
>>20131903He could be tag team champs with Gepetto File.
>>20136357kek, and Therapist
