Two of the best wrestlers in the world
At what point should you just scrap the spot if you’re unable to set it up?
>>20136176What's the problem?
>>20136233E-drones not sure why neither of them fell on their head and neck and had to get surgery like in WWE
>>20136176This felt like 5 minutes
>>20136233Didn't point at the wrestlemania sign
>>20136239kek gottem
>>20136176A roided up old man and a guy in his mid-30s who gained like 30-50 lbs of muscle overnight, both trying to wrestle like they're still 25 year old cruiserweightsSeth Rollins syndrome
>>20136239donate your brain to science
>>20136176>40 second setup for the most basic turnbuckle body slam
>>20136176AEW is a parody of wrestling
>>20136233It took almost a minute to set up one spot that not only has been done millions of times but also looks like shit to boot
>My entire personality revolves around a fake fighting promotion that I don't likeI'll never understand you virgins
>>20136176Kenny looked like Ace Ventura coming out the rhino's ass there for a second. Maybe he wouldn't be so sweaty and gassed if he wrestled more than 6 times a year
>>20136304What does this thread have to do with sodutw's twitter feed?
>meanwhile the guy with no ‘5 star’ matches
>>20136233>Hurr durr I'm pretending to be retarted
>>20136322Kurt's was done from the middle rope not the top one.And in order to have a 5 star match both opponents must be around the same level, no one was on Kurt's level ever, it makes sense why he doesn't have a 5 star match.Kys
>>20136437John Cena had a 5 star match in 2025.
>>20136176Jesus Christ. Not only is the wrestling terrible, if you're going to have THAT much blatant cooperation in setting up a spot, why would you shoot it in a close up?
>>20136176washed would be an understatement
>>20136239AEWtards get bored when there's no simulated gay face fucking.
>>20136483Best post
There was another botched spot where Swerve was meant to piledrive Omega on top of the barricade and they fell down, at first i thought "cool, Omega countered by making him lose balance" but they instantly went to do the spot again and made it clear they botched it
>>20136176All that setup for a shitty slam. Kurt Angle used to do the angle slam from the top rope in about a second.
So the build to mania is THAT bad?
>>20136176That world? Planet retard
>>20136680Wrestlemania is coming up?? when? there isn't a single thread about it
>>20136682>world >planet edrones, ladies and gentlemen
kenny looks rough asf
Dronies are so embarrassing
>>20136693This is all the proof you need that CageMatch ratings are worthless. Anyone that gave that botchfest an 8, 9, or 10 is just a pathetic cultist.
>>20136316Ask OP, he has the same personality
Can you imagine Bret and Shawn doing this shit? All for a hecking yummy big spotterino?God I hate Kiketzer and this followers
>>20136176AEW fans fundamentally don't understand that wrestling is supposed to be so they see nothing wrong with this.
>>20136203In the locker room before you’re out there in front of the cameras.
>>20136176You can shit on AEW all you want, but the fact of the matter is the spots are higher risk and more athletic than any slow fake scripted WWE dogshit the past 10 years and that's a fucking shoot.
This is why aew needs house shows. So at the very least guys aren’t trying spots for the first time on television.
>>20136894>scripted WWE dogshitDo you think AEW is somehow not scripted?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>20136903Show me the scripts in these promoshttps://youtu.be/OO0j3xaZ53E?si=-UCZmBt7zXr6L55l&t=301https://youtu.be/Ttt9DsyFzYc?si=CYs2R5gWVXXOK58x&t=218https://youtu.be/6AU2jUkMegs?si=rrceljyhpoLf6geu&t=760
>>20136176>Two of the best wrestlers in the worldeven aew fans dont claim strickland is best in the world in the ring
>>20136912So this is why dronies are being so embarrassing this week?
>>20136918>the spots are higher risk and more athletic than any slow fake scripted WWE dogshit the past 10 years>promosRetard
>>20136894>but the fact of the matter is the spots are higher risk and more athletic than any slow fake scripted>slow fake scriptedWhy are you defending AEW then describing AEW?
>>20136903AEW matches aren't rehearsed in the ring like in WWE
>>20136894It doesn't matter how high risk or athletic it is if it looks like choreographed dog shit.If you think wrestling is just supposed to be cool flashy athletic shit and nothing more with no mind for proper structure to make it all flow together you're a pleb that doesn't understand the medium, which is why you're defending AEW.
>>20136941>calling every match in the ring>in 2026>in AEW of all places
>>20136918>>20136941What a pair of marks LMFAO
>>20136941Oh so thats why they look sloppy as hell and every match is just moves back and forth with no story. Not sure why that is something to brag about. Now cry and deflect to cagematch ratings like that wins the argument kek
>>20136945Describe in detail your ideal professional wrestling match
>>20136956Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Minoru Suzuki at KoPW 2012I'm not gonna describe it in any further detail because I can't be bothered
>>20136945>>20136948>>20136953>>20136955You think this fake unathletic shit is "wrestling" LOL
>>20136945Do you ever actually consider how embarrassing you are?
>>20136969>WWE out of nowhereDon't care>>20136971I accept your concession
>>20136945>>20136967Based
OP here. I’m not an E-drone, I’ve been watching AEW recently because WWE has been shit for a while and I wanted to see what else is going on and it turns AEW isn’t much better. I might just stop watching wrestling all together at this point
>>20136969laugh at WWE thread?let's do it
>>20136894That part
>>20136969Didn't say that plus Jey Uso IS a shitter.
>>20136945This sent them scrambling
>>20136980no, if you criticize aew you’re an edrone and if you criticize the wwe you’re an aewtist. didn’t you get the memo
>>20136945>no actual responses for this trukelear strikeaewtists decimated again by real wrestling fans
>>20136983Insecure AEW fans are 100% what killed the board and I won't hear a single argument to the contrary. Fuck you faggots
>>20136945This post got 'em SEETHING
>>20136945
>>20136998edrones:>YOU'RE AN INSECURE LITTLE BITCH!!also edrones:>YOU ARE SUCH A MEANIE! YOU'RE RUINING MY SAFE SPACE!!! PLEASE LET ME ENJOY MY SLOP IN PIECE!!!pigs, man. pigs.
>>20136176Groomega is washed holy shit. 1 minute to set up a lame ass turnbuckle fliparoo spot. Glad wrestling is dying.
>>20136176This is so hard to watch. Who is the shitter here dragging the other person down? Or are they both just embarrassingly washed?
>>20136941>nothing in AEW is rehearsed or plannedMaybe it should be.
>>201370291. That spot was based as hell. 2. There is nothing more insecure than spamming a bunch of shit irrelevant to the thread because it made you seethe. Well, actually there is one thing worse. Samefagging your own post out of seethe and then screenshotting in other threads that make you seethe. That might be the most embarrassing shit I ever seen on 4chan in general and ive been coming here almost 20 years.
Wow there is an embarrassing dronie itt who is really hurt by aew :(
>>20137029Maybe if more people stopped tarring everybody with the same brush and realised that there are both easygoing fans and idiot fans in both fandoms then we'd all get along better but such is life.
>>20137041sega does what nintendon’t am i right
>>20137029weinstein fedweinstein fans
>>20137029>spot that took less than 4 seconds to set up>Jacob blasts security who he has said he's always hated in his personal lifeGreat self own. Do it again.
>>20136476>Implying Cena is anywhere near Kurt's level.Dronies are subhumans of the highest level, officially below pajeets and kikes.
>>20136437Michaels AJ Styles Samoa JoeAustinLesnar All those guys were on his level
>>20137081>inadvertently just proved that (((Dave Markzer))) star system is complete hebrew bullshitThat dronie just psyopped your brain hard lmfao
>>20137029This is based
>>20137040>most embarrassing shit I ever seen>ive been coming here almost 20 years
>>20137110This explains so much
>>20137110>>20137118You laugh but you'll look back when you are 36 and realize you've been coming here for years as well. I thought the curse would finally be broken last April when it got hacked but I've just come to accept that on the day i die, i will have shitposted here within the prior 24 hours
>>20137110>>20137118Quick question, when do you plan on leaving?
>>20137130>>201371312 weeks
This thread
>>20137160'at 'art
>>20137029oh fuck all the air escaped my lungs from laughing at this
>>20137089>Samoa Joe>AustinOn the same level as Kurt Angle?Boy what are you smoking? Angle is a genuine freak in the ring
>>20136176Everyone still in their seat throughout it all. That indie finger wag Swerve did is the wrost thing about it for me
>>20137266Austin was much better, wrestling isn't just athletics.
>>20136176Kenny looks like the fucking encino caveman
>>20136176That's the worst!
>he didn’t almost break his neck so it’s not goodlol……lmao do you really?
>I'm gonna start a new thread to cry about the wrestling show that hurt me :(Based or cringe?
60 years old RVD is more agile than that
>>20136176wow this thread got the aewpigcord absolutely FREAKING OUT>>20137474>>20137503>>20137517It's an oinkpocalypse!
>>20137089Oh boy......
>>20137095Go back to your cave you Neanderthal pig.
>>20137029Kek what a fatass.
>>20137029Are the "edrones" in the room right now?
>>20137603yes, you are.
>>20136176shit like this really makes you appreciate how good kurt and shawn really were
the solo Poop Dicker is absolutely losing his mind at this thread, that's really funny. He has a fucking field day with every WWE botch but can't handle a single one making fun of his beloved tranny rodeo
>>20137621
>>20137629KEK
>>20137517You sound cringe, i'd say, and gotten to. The emoticon gave you away
>>20137629>admitting that AEW is a child molesting fedHoly fucking self-own, Trev. What the hell were you thinking posting this?
>>20137621The Dublin Bubbler can dish it out but can't take it. Many such cases.
>>20137863This embarrassing dronie created a safespace thread so he can agree with himself
>>20136233the problem is that when you took this long to setup a move + fail the move + sloooooolwy move back in position + set up a different move just as slowly then absolutely no one in the world can keep the suspension of disbelief. You're suddenly reminded that you're watching to semi-naked guys pretend fighting while doing acrobatics
>>20136322where's the psychology? the struggle? the heart of a fighter? these are both near the end of a bout and Angle is running full speed. Dave is correct about Angle 100%
>>20136894isn't every move scripted in the back sine modern indie wrestlers can't call it in the ring
>>20136437explain how making the slam from the third rope makes the move or the match better
>>20137931Why is this causing you to have such an embarrassing meltdown i just want to understand unironically
>>20137958the road to Wrestlemania has been an abysmal failure
>>20136233>>20137931They had no answer for this>>20137958>>20137963AEW: where the pigs feast
>>20136271Wait do you actually think being 25 is your peak?
>>20137926Two different people, dunce.
>>20136955>WWE matches are a storySurely you are joking right?
>>20136934>I only watch WWE on 2x it is high paced and energeticNo dopamine zoomer brain at work yet again
>>20137953The point is not that it makes it better, the point is that's it's easier and far quicker to set up the spot from the middle rope retard.
>>20138040>WWE out of absolutely nowhere to defend slow, fake scripted eliteslopkwab
>>20137958>ask question>gets answer>y-y-y-y-you're having a meltdownI literally explained the reason why it's a problem in a polite and calm manner.
>>20136176Don't let memezer's shitty ratings and him getting 5+ stars for mediocre matches fool you, Kenny has been notably slower and more clumsy in the 2020s, the fact that garbage like his Swerve matches pop higher ratings than his legitimate classics against Goto/Naito/Ishii when he could move twice as good as he does now speaks only to lowered standards.Swerve has literally never been good.
>>20138065>Doesn't read any of the thread>Brain can't comprehend beyond OPs postYep he's a WWE fan alright
>>20138086But enough about you
>>20138066But why is this so important to you? You've been bumping your safespace thread all day. I don't know what else to call it other than a meltdown.
>>20138086Once again>WWE out of absolutely nowhere because he got btfoKWAB
>>20138090>I know you are you said you are but what am ITrue WWE fan, I respect that anon
>>20138096>file.pngkek got his ass googlin
>>20138100>Bothering to download pictures and keep a meme folder in current yearWhy would I bother anon? Even OC I make is clip tooled and thrown away instantly.
>>20138113fine speech
Why don't you retards stfu and watch JCW Lunacy
>>20138118>15 words is a speechNot beating the zoomer allegations, go watch reels.
>>20137584>gets psychologically outplayed>resorts to low iq ad hominemMany such cases.
>>20136304of course an aew fan wouldn’t understand why people don’t like fake fighting lmao it’s probably a mystery to you how they’ve lost nearly a million viewers since their debut
>>20136693Yeah and Dave will rate it 5 1/2 stars as one of the greatest matches of all time and nobody will care and it'll be forgotten in a week when the next greatest match ever happens, etc etc
>>20136941literally the entire match is planned out before hand move for move what the fuck are you talking about lmfao
>>20136969>inadvertently admits AEW is on jey usos level
>>20137474>AEWs top star was a shitter kek this will really show them
>>20138057okay, then explain why they had to do it from the third rope
>>20136233All that time setting up a spot could be spent on commercials
>>20138093>make two posts in a thread that has been up since 1 pm, in the span of less than 30 minutes, answering a question>y-y-y-y-y-you are bumping the thread all dayam I supposed to understand some hidden lore of the board here?
>>20136176They're not even the 2 best wrestlers in that company. Vid related.
>>20139055>am I supposed to understand some hidden lore of the board here?yeah, the overwhelming majority of posts are made by retarded schizos and lonely simps. now you know
>>20139055the lore is you’re not allowed to laugh and botches or embarrassing spots without some console warrior being butthurt about it
>>20139072MJF sure not the other guy
>>20139172The lore is you're not allowed to spam the board all day without getting trolled sorry :(
>>20138100file.png is the filename generated by his virtual machine software, the clown has multiple windows instances running each with a different proxy/IP address, welcome to insanity
>>20139193you're off your nut bruv
>>20136233You're brown brained.
>>20137310The Austin vs Angle matches fucking sucked specifically because of Austin's fatass
>>20136980Watch older wrestling.