Arcade Edition:Asuka and Kairi lost to Bayley and Lyra on Raw. Asuka blamed Kairi for the loss. IYO showed up to comfort Kairi and wants to help her get away from Asuka. Will this lead to a match at WrestleMania? Let's hope so!Giulia is the WWE Women's United States Champion (for now). Giulia deserves better.Sareee is carrying on the spirit of Inoki.Sareee celebrated her 15th wrestling anniversary at the highly successful Sareee-ISM Chapter X show.Meiko is leading Sendai Girls.Xia and Wendy posting is fine; they're just not officially part of the Klub.>Giulia (c) vs Tiffany Stratton for the WWE Women's United States Championship. SmackDown, March 27th>Sareee & Takumi Iroha [Spark Rush] vs Miyu Yamashita & Arisu Endo. TJPW Grand Princess, March 29th>IYO SKY vs Raquel Rodriguez. Raw, March 30th>Sareee & Takumi Iroha [Spark Rush] vs Saki Kashima & Syuri. Stardom, March 31st>Sareee vs Chihiro Hashimoto vs Saya Kamitani [special guest referee Meiko Satomura]. Fortune Dream 11, April 16th>Takumi Iroha (c) vs Sareee for the AAAW Championship. Marvelous 10th Anniversary, May 5thhttps://x.com/WWEAsukahttps://x.com/KAIRI_officialhttps://x.com/Iyo_SkyWWEhttps://x.com/giulia0221ghttps://x.com/Sareee_officialhttps://x.com/satomurameikohttps://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaMhttps://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18Ehttps://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeIKCTV Asuka plays WWE 2K25:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqJZSzObD7UPrevious: >>20107114
>Los Angeles ERO arrested Xia Li, 35, of China, Mar. 20. Li was recently arrested for child abuse. She is in ICE custody pending removal.not the same person obviously but lolhttps://x.com/EROLosAngeles/status/2036917036300054737
>>20136908That's just grim bro
>>20136870I can beat her at Mario Kart, I just know it. I challenge you Asuka nee-sama!!
>>20136872She has finally realised the dream of her inner child; she'll never have to wait & queue for an Arcade machine ever again. She finally has if all to herself.
>>20137048Asuka will retire from wrestling in a few years then spend the rest of her time playing vidya
>>20137170what a Chad
>>20137046Who is the other chick next to Sumie in the back?
>>20136908>Xia LiHer real name is Xia ZhaoShe only abused her kids in kayfabe
>>20137170I think now that her arcade is done, she might retire after this mania. At least leave WWE and do a retirement show I'm Japan later. If she gets the story with Kairi and puts her over, I could see it happening
>outdraws NXT>NXT gets cancelled KWABOTY
>>20137261Sally was always better than that bullshit Yankee goyslop. Hers is a higher calling
I was banned but now I return (I'm not Godanon) It was tough seeing kabuki slide to page 9 and not being able to bump it with pretty Asuka pics
>>20137280TRVTH_NVKE
SALLY!
>>20137299Stop getting banned and start reporting the trolls
new sexy trippy Asuka fanart dropped
I don't care about Goyslopmania and I don't care if Asuka, Kairi, and Io are left off or on the pre-show.
>>20137398>Big round eyes>Cute button nose>Sexy seductive lipsA perfect representation of Asuka
>>20137427I concur. STARDOM, AEW, TJPW, CMLL and SAREE-ISM give me all the wrestling I need.
>>20137352Reporting trolls is the quickest way to get banned.
>>20137427>>20137435Yeah, fair take. "Goyslopmania" doesn't hit the same when you've got access to promotions that actually prioritize in-ring work, athleticism, and variety over the usual corporate formula. STARDOM delivers high-level joshi with stacked cards and intense rivalries. AEW brings the big spots, strong style crossovers, and occasional gems when booking clicks. TJPW keeps it fun, crisp, and consistently entertaining with its unique vibe. CMLL offers that classic lucha flavor with technical flair and history. And Sareee-ISM is pure fire—Sareee's self-produced shows are basically a love letter to strong-style wrestling, often featuring dream matches and technical masterclasses.
>>20137352>Stop getting bannedI got banned twice in a row from posting in other threads, so I'm going to stick to posting in Kabuki Klub. It's the only sane thread here.
>>20137427>>20137435>>20137478take your meds
>>20137630They’re not wrong. At this point it’s not even “they’ll get their moment later,” it’s a pattern. Asuka carried entire divisions on her back in NXT and early main roster runs and now gets cycled in and out like an afterthought. Kairi Sane comes back with hype and aura and then just… drifts. Iyo Sky is arguably one of the best workers in the company and still feels like she’s fighting the booking more than her opponents half the time. And Giulia had that star presence and intensity that should've translated instantly, but they sanded the edges off and sloted her into the same holding pattern.That’s why people check out of “Goyslopmania.” It’s not even about hating WWE, it’s just that if you’re watching World Wonder Ring Stardom or Tokyo Joshi Pro-Wrestling or even Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre, you’re seeing talent actually used to their strengths. Matches get time, styles aren’t homogenized, and wrestlers aren’t constantly rebooted to fit whatever the current “vision” is.WWE has the roster to blow everyone out of the water, especially with that joshi lineup, but instead it feels like they’re permanently stuck proving they could be great rather than just letting them be great.
>>20137655tl;drkeep it short, schizo
>>20137222Tozawa's wife
>>20137668“tl;dr” doesn’t make it less true. Asuka, Kairi Sane, Iyo Sky, and Giulia are elite and still feel like background players. Meanwhile World Wonder Ring Stardom and Tokyo Joshi Pro-Wrestling actually let talent cook.
kitsune kairi https://x.com/WWESuperCard/status/2036888349114315078
>>20137804Foxy Lady
>>20137655>>20137734Your kind of right in that this wrestlemania especially feels kind of ass, and the Kabukis haven't ever had many major mania moments. Asuka has had some big matches and cool entrances, but always loses. Iyo had a big match at 40 and 41 where she won. Kairi hasnt done much. But still, don't rant about goyslop, Asuka doesn't like negative fans.
>>20137398I like this genre
>>20137398>>20137960what's the account that makes these?
>>20137960This guy really gets the lips and eyes perfect. Looks just like Asuka, i.e. very sexy
>Is it in yet?
>>20137491fr. idk why people always talk about this being some kinda problem thread that nees to be filtered. One of the last sane & non-schized out threads left on here.>>20138001this guy https://x.com/sspaceyy/status/2036999108112658910/cool style
>>20137280TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
>>20138157>literally who>6 likesthat's your post that you've kept all this time, isn't it?
>>20138193Bracha is a joshi OG from SomethingAwful before twitter was even a thing. He knows what he's talking about.
>>20138157When Konami was in town during Wrestlemania she took pics in front of promotional posters/banners that featured Asuka. What is this head cannon that Konami hates Asuka?
>>20138212it's just that: headcanon
>>20137299welcome back, fellow Asukachad
>>20138416dumb pic didn't attach wtf
>>20138416>>20138420Thank you 'Buki brotherTremendous pits, as always
>>20138420>Tum, pits, and subtle underboobYum
love underboobit's underrated
NEW KANACHANTVhttps://youtu.be/rIB04YCyELM?si=e3QUSJ0aPqQrSuZ5she's playing RE7
>>20138723WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, KANAKO
>RE7 when it gets to the ship
>>20138157Konami is such a mark. Did she really want Kana to give up a once in a lifetime opportunity worth millions of dollars just to stay in Japan to finish training her?? I wonder if a partial refund would've satisfied her.
no refunds, kid
>>20139015Konami looks like the most obvious lesbian.
So who finished Konami's training?
>>20139282Minoru Tanaka
>>20137299|[We|,|]No0ne Has To Worry About]AnyThing[ ]AnyMore[Thanks To (This), Just 4\Every0ne/'s [Information{a|]\>>20137352[Reporting to Whom?][I Am (The Reporting to Thing).]=[ (Big Boy Brunch /Basket\) ]=
another Sally match announced
>>20139659>Kiana turns on Giulia to cost her the title>Giulia ends up with no match for WrestleMania
>>20138723yaaaay :D
>>20138723>30 minutes of beautiful gamer mommy goodnessWe are so blessed bros
>>20139015Konami looks like Iyo
>>20140126Resident mommy
>>20140377Konami looks like a monkey
>>20140497Simian player
>>20140497>>20140515I mean..........
io is cute monke tho :3
>>20140522>>20140547
>>20140551Hana :(((
