Venue: Grewal Hall at 224City: Lansing, Michigan, USAVideo link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHhrfdjBpr0Starts at 7 PM EST>Caleb Konley vs. Suicide (new wrestler underneath the suit but the identity has not been disclosed)>The Outbreak (Abel Booker and Jacksyn Crowley (w/Barnabas The Bizarre) vs. Flowe Caine (Steven Flowe and CoKane)>Nic Nemeth's open challenge>Violent J answering Vince Russo's challenge for control of JCW>Dani Mo vs. Sophia Rose>Mr. Anderson (c) vs. Mecha Wolf for the JCW Heavyweight Championship
>>20137117they wanted me to work late today but fuck that i aint missin lunacy. WHOOP WHOOP!
>>20137117Shan't be watching this tranny garbage
>>20137117Is Badd Ass Construction Working showing up this time?
>>20137135From the looks of it, the card seems to be stacked tonight. Seems like we'll have a new Suicide considering Konley is wrestling as himself.
>>20137152That Armando Montalvo wannabe ain't showing up.
Whoop whoop! We're past the 2 hour mark before the show begins. I know this was early but I wanted to get the word out.
>>20137247definitely dont feel bad for that, Ive seen gamethreads for raw or dynamite that were started 6-8 hours early so I think its ok for the juggalos to do 2.
>>20137278Oh thanks dude. I'll definitely try to keep the gamethread posts within the 2 hour mark.
>linux kernelupdooted>faygo rootbeercracked>JCWtuned in, yep it's kino time.
>>20137614Yep. Kino time indeed.
Sorry, didn't see there was a thread already.Watch party in here, we air JCW every week.Ringbrap broshttps://psp-tv.com/r/CKB
>>20137614Faygo has been banned from the JCW Lunacy gamethread
>>20137614ah, a fellow linuxchad
Here we go!
Vince Russo's got his followers, Jeff Lane
>>20137718every great boss needs a few flunkies lol
call me a mark but i loved that spot last week where mecha and disco broke the wall.
So we got cocaine zombies and wrestle contest via makeout?
>>20137684keep your boyfriend's chatroom to yourself
>>20137733just another night at JCW
and here comes Vince Russo.
WHOOP WHOOP!
>something had to come to A HEADI know where this is going
>>20137753i really hope so, we havent got any head from based al since the attitude era lol
>>20137753What does everybody want?
Big proposition tonight and Violent J is going to respond.
>>20137753will shoot stop watching
>first blunt of the daynothin better, my ninjas
Is Violent Joe only over because he wrote a song about magnets years ago? Cause he has not done shit in JCW in ages. He got go away heat from me.
>>20137780that song about magnets aint shit, listen to the six jokers cards and youll know why people love ICP.
>>20137780Actually, he's over because of the respect he gives to the wrestling business.
>>20137784I don't listen to any music made after 1989.
HUGE POP
Violent J and Vince Russo have sealed the deal. But oh fuck here comes Big Vito.
>come see the shoooow, big top show>walk hand in hand with the dead carnival>dead dirty carnies, dead juggalos>walk hand im hand with the dead carnival
>>20137780I don't know about you but I got Violent J on the PS2. He's on the cover across from New Jack. Dude paid his dues
>>20137797in most cases i would agree with that, but ICP is one of the few great musical acts to come out of the 90s.
>>20137803Thy Unveiling certainly felt like a 90s grunge rock song to be honest here.
>>20137805now that was a great game
>the Don wearing an orange shirt that's heat
>>20137805holy fucking nostalgia.I would play this shit all summer with my brother. explains why I've spiritually been down with clown my whole life.
if Vito loses, he comes out in juggalo drip. Time to find out if he paints his face.
>>20137819Vito got a good point. juggalo are very defensive of their "culture" much like trannies.
THEY'RE GONNA MAKE THE DON PUT THAT SHIT ON HIS FACE
>>20137810listen well and learn the ways, young juggalohttps://youtu.be/iNRRQI6NtoQ?si=pbcTnXANCBbv5XOT
>>20137831the difference is that we actually have a culture, and ours isn't centered around genital mutilation.
>>20137836I've listened to this before. It's so funny.>What is a juggalo>A Hulkamaniac>He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks>People like him till>They find out he's unstable>He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table
im lovin this...if vito loses, he has to dance to ICP and drink a whole 2-liter of faygo.
we got the stipsno stipulations in JCW that's too many syllables
Handshake time
>>20137841True, but both of you put on make-up and dress like freaks.
>>20137841it's centered around a shitty bottle of cornsyrup and painting your face like jerkoff
>>20137847excellent, you are well on your way. theres a yokozuna reference in this one. fake juggalos never know this song because its considered offensive now lolhttps://youtu.be/B1ygqf7SORY?si=V-b4tlLYKnTrcxy8
I could imagine markyd reviewing this episode already.The leader of the gray crew spent 30 minutes talking in the ring, 0 wrestling
>>20137854ok fair enough, but at least we juggalos don't try to force our insanity on the rest of the world. if someone wants to avoid juggalos its not that hard. we dont try to force clowns into every single aspect of your life like trannies do with their shit.
>>20137879bruh its barely started
>>20137884kek based down with the clown jannies murked 'em.
Ring girl is alright
and it's time for the first match. Suicide vs. Caleb Konley.
for some reason my brain is telling me this new suicide is matt cross
>>20137895kek
Konley's trying to take off the mask
Cross cutter by Suicide. This confirms it.
Is my boy Steven Flow on the card tonight
>>20137900???
>it was matt crosscalled it. the big upper body gave him away.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Konley wins by DQ.
Big Vito smoked her ass
>>20137935matt cross has kind of a distinctive build, big upper body and small lower body like popeye lol. plus hes been involved in several swerves of late.
>>20137941and he says he's gonna put a hit on ol mr kennedy lol based don
>>20137934Yep. Tag teaming with CoKane against The Outbreak.
for me it's Sophia Rose
and the next match is Dani Mo vs. Sophia Rose.
>>20137970never seen her before, where did they find her?
>>20137975OVW. Same as Haley J, J-Rod, and Alice Crowley. She was also a ring girl.
>>20137975She's been helping J-rod for a few weeks, never seen her before JCW though
>>20137984oh ok maybe thats why she looks familiar
Sol Ruca is temu Dani Mofraid so
and Dani Mo wins it. J-Rod on the attack and Alice Crowley coming out as well.
>>20138002agree
Stranglemania or Wrestlemania, which will be better this year?
>>20138015Strangle is gonna be better because ring rat clears the wwe roster
and we got the JCW Heavyweight Championship match coming up. Mr. Anderson (c) vs. Mecha Wolf next.
>>20138015im gonna say stranglemania because i have no interest in seeing wrestlemania. it just doesnt look good to me.
>>20138032I really want to see mecha win this belt
>>20138032>>20138045not to be rude, but I wouldn't mind if Mr Anderson suffered a career ending injury.
>>20138023have any matches been announced?
>>20138049I want to se Mr Anderson die at strangle mania to Coke slam
>>20138049no rudeness taken, i kinda agree. i just dont see anything special about this guy. but maybe wolf can get a good match out of him
oh shit here comes Big Vito with a kendo stick.
beat that nigga ahh
HELL YEAH VITO FLOG THAT SHITTER
>>20138053Vampiro's retirement match however his opponent is unconfirmed. We'll likely see announcements within next month.
>>20138054now that would be a great stranglemania moment
>>20138064that alone interests me more than WM
BLAST FROM ASS
I love the bumper music during JCW ads. feels like I'm watching ECW back in the day.
>>20138083I think this is the only modern promotion that has that ECW feel. XPW had just a little bit of it but JCW has the whole 2-liter.
Vito is dimes hahaha
come on vito that choke is weak! just grab his fingers!
and Mr. Anderson is pissed.
goddamn anderson is such SHIT he doesnt even know how to do a rear choke properly. anyone could have broken that shit irl.
Mr Anderson can expect a visit from the Luciano family promptly
and it's time for the open challenge. Nic Nemeth vs. Facade next.
The neon ninja finna drop the title to zigzag
>>20138123I thought Facade was called Mossad for at least 2 weeks, because I missed his name graphic during his entrance every time
IM HERE TO SAY THE WORD
this match is fire
Facade retains his American title with a fucked up knee.
not to be negative but why does russo keep jobbing dolph out? hes got way more star power than washed ass anderson
>>20138184He didn't job him out on the Panic Zone.
>>20138186true i did forget about that. but id still put a strap on him over anderson any day
and oh boy. This one's from the 15 man battle royal during the Legends & Icons PPV.
nice to see big king mabel on here
Zach gowen would be a better jcw champ than Anderson
main event time! The Outbreak (Abel Booker and Jacksyn Crowley (w/Barnabas The Bizarre) vs. Flowe Caine (Steven Flowe and CoKane) next!
>>20138208fuck yeah he would, i liked that guy. but if i had my choice id put the belt on dolph or kerry
i love how the crowd throws straws for cokane lol
look at that, even a coked-out zombie has a better choke than that bum anderson
Flowe Caine are your winners of your main event tonight!
and the Outbreak have turned on Barnabas.
>>20138273yet another family destroyed by cocaine. many such cases.
Did everyone fall asleep or something?
>>20138810Faygo rootbeer anon here. Ya I got bored and went back to working on my linux sever. Will watch later.
>>20137797You are missing out a lot bro check out Hanson
>>20138015I can probably pay stranglemania tickets for all my family with what it cost one shitty ticket for WrestleMania
JCW needs more wrestlers that look like wrestlers.There is Chris masters,Zoomer brock and others in the indies get some presentable talent for TV.
>>20137117Grim
>>20140486Ok, and how would you know?
