who was phone?

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>>20143666
OP why you fucking lying again?

NOT GAMETHREAD 4

ONLY GAMETRHEAD 3

imagine paying $300 for nosebleed seats and this was the show you were presented tonight

I have cum on both thighs now .

>>20143672
>why is somebody in the wrestlemania main event main eventing smackdown
Go shove a figure up your ass you stupid faggot.

>>20143666
Checked. Mid Cardona dies in-ring.

>another raw recap

>>20143677
WE ON NUMBA 8 NEGRO

>>20143676
Vince

>>20143666
Jokes aside It has to be dibiase on the phone right?

>>20143676
vince

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>>20143663
Welcome to /birb/

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>>20143676
>scene opens up with Randy on his phone
>"Yeah, I already told you. I know I've lost to Cody in the past, but this time will be different."
>"Why? Because I'm telling you why. You need to list-"
>Nick Aldis rushes into frame
>"Randy, I've got some important information I need to talk to you about your WrestleMania match"
>"Nick, can't you see I'm on the phone right now?"
>"Listen Randy, this is important, your matc-"
>Randy turns his back to Nick and keeps talking on his phone
>in a burst of rage Nick grabs the phone out of Randy's hand
>"Listen, Randy is going to have to call you back, this is important okay? Okay? Hello? Who is this? Why aren't you answering?"
>silence
>Randy grabs the phone back out of Nick's hand
>"Yeah sorry about that. Some people around here have no respect. As I was saying, I'm beating Cody."
>Randy walks off screen as he continues his conversation
>camera zooms in on Nick's startled face and fades to black

>>20143692
the big reveal is that randy forgot to pay his phone bill and he's been talking to nobody the entire time because he's CUHRAZYYYY

>Cardona main eventing Smackdown
Who's laughing now

>>20143692
Bryan Alvarez and Sngroli Ort said they think it's The Rock

>>20143692
The Rock

Man this show stinks

i love 10 minute recaps of shit that happened on the other show

>>20143696
That's Bayley's niece

If Giulia has 100 fans, I am one of them.
If Giulia has 10 fans, I am one of them.
If Giulia has 1 fan, that is me.
If Giulia has 0 fans, I am no longer on this earth.
If the world is against Giulia, I am against the world.

>>20143711
Stop replying to yourself please

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>>20143696
Nah, I'm not a mentally ill simp faggot. Just saying she's pretty. Thanks for the invite though, you should kill yourself.

>>20143713
that part

>>20143692
Rock would make sense. Both being second generation. Maybe Jericho? It's gotta be a big name

>Half the show are Raw recaps
When is Triple Nigger getting fired?

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>>20143716

I’m not gonna lie guys. I’d rather have Buddy than Matt Cardona and THATS A SHOOT BROCHACHO.

>>20143708
you finally get 3 hours!!!!

>>20143716
COOKED THAT FUCKING PIG

>>20143699
Would honestly not doubt that

>>20143704
>>20143706
This makes sense too, would be kino

>>20143721
RAW is better than Smackdown
Smackdown is just minority and womeme wrestling

mania looks like shit this year
what happened to HHH?

>>20143692
Batista

>>20143699
You're joking but this is probably better than whatever they have planed.

>>20143722
sickos will not like this image

what's with these weird mad max graphics

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Man... these threads don't seem full of very happy campers. Remember--there's always an alternative.

:)

>>20143722
>bird tards are edgelords
of course

Dynasty is gonna be so much better than Mania it’s not even funny

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>>20143742
aew is so fucking awful their jewish shill even falls asleep during their events

>>20143716
You just murdered that simp lmfao

Where is tiffany's nip slip gentlemen, these threads used to be competent and precise.

Is Punk night 1 or 2

>>20143754
they blacked it out

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>>20143741
it's mad max and cyberpunk at the same time. kinda sick eh choom?

no pop for randy. FUCKING GRIM

Rovert on a rampage. This main event should be fun.

>>20143745
Good morning sir.

>The Wiper, Randy Orton
???

>>20143755
punk/roman is confirmed main eventing night 2
biggest stars, biggest match, it concludes the whole show

>>20143755
punk is good night because I get sleepy when I see him in the ring

>20 minutes left

>>20143754
posting the image would be TOXIC

why they made giulia vs tiffy non title if they had this finish anyways?

>>20143773
i don't know that's a good question

>>20143751
>Shit so bad even phoneposting during the show can't keep him awake
Kek you can't make this shit up

This crowd is deceased

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Why are the Mania Visuals some Mad Max and some some future computer graphics?

What happened to the Casino stuff?

Women are allowed to go to shows

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>>20143742
aew is literally just wwe on rerun

Remember when this show used to be good?

>>20143785
it was good from the beginning of the year til about the beginning of this month

>>20143784
Paying tribute to the company you're competing with is very weird.

>>20143781
fallout new VEGAS / cyberpunk las vegas /blade runner vibes

>>20143781
I just don't get it
Why are some written Wrestlemania Vegas together and others the Vegas is split apart from Wrestlemania?

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Cardona bros I'm fucking scared

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>>20143787
I hope Bry Guy gets to go to WrestleMania someday.

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>>20143790
lol

>>20143787
i think i changed as a person because this doesn't make me laugh anymore. what's the point of this image? why is it saved?

>>20143696
She just needs to leave her hair down.

WOOO
WOOO
WOOO
YOU KNOW IT

crowd is actually asleep tonight

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>>20143781
is this AI

>>20143742
No one wants to watch Tony's Thinly Veiled Fetishes. I don't watch wrestling for gay face fucking and little boys. AEW is like if Bryan Singer or Michael Jackson booked a wrestling promotion.

I remember when I used to say buddy was a bigger cringelord than Cardona was. Boy how times changed.

>>20143801
lesser men like to feel a bit bigger when they laugh at people with disabilities

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>>20143802

>Chelsea and Matt on the same show
This is the first time theyve seen each other in months

>>20143787
this is who makes the "liv will main event" threads every day

Matt’s face is too small for his head.

>zack ryder main eventing smackdown
lol nice show you got here

That's way too much offense for Cardona

Cardano is about to get brutally RAMMED by the VIPER

>>20143808
no she’s just actually that hot anon

>>20143812
I was unfamiliar with her game
It's crazy she looks like this and decides to dress up like a bird

>>20143801
>>20143811
I think the way that we laugh at Brian is good natured. He's funny, but I love the guy and I love how much he loves WWE. Viewers send him action figures and stuff.

>>20143814
They've been on the same show for over a month.

16 more minutes of this? Wtf?

>>20143808
zamn

He's still going

>>20143820
you joke but Tony would love to sign Matt for his main event scene

>>20143817
Matt is beautiful

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>>20143808
she has an interesting look...

Why is Orton still pretending this is a match lmao look at him rolling in and out the ring

No one gives a fuck about Lyra fucking Valkyria now stop samefagging incessantly you absolute N

>woo woo woo you know it
>is main eventing for the road to wm

what the actual fuck

So this is the Road to Wrestlemania...

>>20143812
Ireland sending their best. You love to see it.

>>20143812
why they gave her a bird lady character? she is not hard on the eyes but her character has no personality

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>>20143824
She's the Morrígan from Irish folklore.

>>20143834
the guy begged tony for a job for years and he never hired him, even when AEW was taking anybody

>>20143829
might actually be zack ryders longest ever singles match in WWE

>>20143827
ok respect for the effortpost.
cheers anon

>>20143844
Cody Rhodes vs Xavier Woods next week

FOCUS ON THE FUCKING MATCH NOT LYRA FFS

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he got the girl
now he's coming for the toy collection

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>15 more minutes of this shit

>>20143845
60% of their roster is injured. You must understand

why this crowd is so ass? must be a dub territory

>>20143858
she was insane for this

>>20143858
Those boobs

>I'm not finished shirt
Yeah, not finish jobbing kek

>>20143850
Great. But Matt is main eventing SD now so Tony is jerking off trying to hire him

This is why you always make friends with the top guys here you are now in the main event of Smackdown on the road to Mania just off getting shitfaced drunk with Randy 25 years ago lifelong career well worth it

ONE MORE TIME

Zack Ryder bros...

>>20143858
She doesn't know she's hot. To be fair I didn't either.

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HHH's complete inability to get any heat on randy
in the words of trick williams: let's talk about it

AND THE CROWD GOES MILD

>>20143880
chelsea knows she's hot

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Best RKO ever done

no way they attack him in the parking lot right ?

no sound?

>>20143888
NXT is on tuesday blud

>>20143881
my heat with randy is that he is old and moves like a snail in the ring. get's gassed out in 5 mins.

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BASED

A fucking commercial break 10 minutes before the show ends? Fucking really?

Oh my gosh Cody the dork approaches will he go craaaaaazy

>>20143897
kek

worst ad break segment ever wtf is this?

>>20143883
>AND THE CROWD GOES MILD
Not every match needs to be a 30 minute bangerino my AEWtist friend. Sometime a match is used to advance the STORY.

>>20143891
had to mute the weaker than expected reception

>>20143898
its just cody walking while aurafarming

walk slower Cody there are a few more commercials we have to get through

Cody is walking

there's no way these people they have set up at the tables are doing any real work right

Take your time

Gotta watch Cody walk for 3 minutes

>>20143905
STORY? WTF IS THAT
GET 6 FLIPPY MIDGETS IN THERE RIGHT NOW

>there is something dark behind the eyes of Cody Rhodes
>he just looks completely normal

So the live crowd is just watching him walk? Lmfao

look at this hired goons following Cody

>>20143916
who’s brain conjured this up

>>20143917
this but unironically
might revive the crowd seeing nathan frazer cripple another one

>>20143908
they have pipeins for that, has to be a different reason

that security guard with the man bun gets his ass kicked every week. kek

Randy beat up some security,

the reaction for cody - it was all kids and women
he's lost the adult male audience
he's cena 2.0 in the worst way

WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>20143905
I piss on AEW too, but this so heatless and slow

save us codester

I know they're trying to build anticipation...but God damn bro hurry up

no way aleister black is the voice on the phone right?

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I hate a Jelly Roll both sides type friend no nigga pick a side "wow bro I don't know why he fucking stabbed you bro kinda fucked up anyway he's still my guy tho and so are you"

Watch out Randy here comes this totally average sized dad looking guy

>>20143943
unlikely, zelina put parental controls on his phone

lmao this awful brawl

Nick Aldis runs a sloppy shop
(but not as as sloppy as Adam "Get Me A Drink" Pearce)

security guy with long hair laughing lol

It's always been my dream to be one of the security guys that get beat up in these segments

>>20143946
cody needs to get on the gas, he has the most unimpressive physique for a top guy since bret

>>20143949
so nice to at least have kino gms

Kek why would Randy be letting this happen

Cody whiffing a lot of these shots he's still scared of Randy in real life I can tell Randy deffo beat him up for real more than a few times back in the day

>>20143954
Did you forget about miz?

Cody with some terrible punches for such a personal brawl

>>20143963
miz... top guy...

this is awkward

>>20143960
backup on the way

>>20143962
maybe randy picked on him but cawdetty could fold randy in half in a shoot fight, he had a very impressive amateur wrestling background

>the guys around Cody just suddenly part and make a path for him to get back to Randy
>the camera just shows you

so security wears the black t-shirts but theres some dudes in blue suits, who're they in the wwe hierarchy?

lmao @ this 4'7 ref getting yeeted

this segment has gone on for wayyyyy too long
if they didn't do the stupid fucking raw recaps they could have taken the time for those, and a few minutes of this overlong segment/cardona match and put it towards another match somewhere else on the card

They just keep going

Holy shit this is bad

>>20143962
that’s a funny ass observation

I thought they were gonna show Ortons backup plan

why are these guys punching and moving slow as shit

lmao these niggas booing Cody

>>20143978
agents/producers
the guys that shoot put the matches together
i don't know why they exist in kayfabe

>>20143978
Oh those are TKO Underboss enemies

Randy shooting the shit with Jason Jordan

end this shit

I wish AEW would parody and steal this bs spot of useless security guards trying to hold them back it's been over done for over 13 years now since Cena and lesnar.

naito?

Doesn't this Jelly Roll guy have better things to do than show up on Smackdown every week?

They should have waited a little longer for this fight, it's dragging

Jelly Roll is finally hear to broker peace

Slow motion fight

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Jelly roll?

>he attacked some obese man

Why am I meant to care?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RKO ON JELLYJAM

>>20144003
lol no he does not

Jelly "KWAB" Roll

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punt him, randy

Jelly Roll still jiggling after the RKO

I think jelly roll will be the special guest referee and he’ll help randy win

Randy's build against Kevin last year was better than this

He's shoot having a seizure!!!

>crowd still chanting for Randy
Kek

>people wanted this to be the night 2 main event

THATS TOO FAR

THATS TOO FAR

well that was anticlimactic

And that's exactly how it usually goes for the peacekeeper friend too always got to learn the hard way

Thanks Lee Fittings

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XD

Well that was shit

uh oh stinky

Worst pull apart brawl ever?
Literally seen the women do it way better

lol what is this fireman shit
why's this dude trying to wife a literal lesbian slut

how can anyone root against randy/for CAWdy here
HOW

>>20144033
That guy also jumped clean over the table and landed on his feet when randy threw him over it I noticed that

unserious and unprofessional

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Giulia was the highlight again

This Smackdown kinda sucked bros…

why would fans be mad at randy for RKOing jelly roll? he RKO jevon, aldis, trick, sami, hendry and many others as a baby face

I'm not feeling this feud.

I was enjoying myself playing video games and I stopped in order to waste my 8pm-11pm on this garbage. I’ve now done this for about 8 weeks and on Mondays and Tuesdays hoping the shows would be good. But it’s not good. It stinks. Thanks for reading my blog.

>>20144051
mystery phone guy, save us

They desperately need Vince back. How do they fuck up a feud between these two guys with so much history

>>20144057
the fans are obese

>>20144066
The only one that can save this shit is Killer Kross.

>>20144073
>>20144080
oh dear there is no saving this show if we need these people back

Another 5.4 score on cagematch again for old smackdown I’m afraid

>>20144116
deserved this week

Are they seriously fumbling my Codester/Orton kino? Fucking how!? You'd actually have to try and fuck this feud up.

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>>20144054

>>20143858
We'll never get to hear that song again

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>>20143666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vZQapXAurs