Live Collision Returns As The International Title And Women’s Tag Titles Are Defended!...Saturday Night AEW Collision live TONIGHT! from Alliant Energy Power House in Cedar Rapids, IA8/7pm CT on TNT & HBO MAX!>The Rainmaker Kazuchika Okada (c) vs. The Jet Kevin Knight for the International Championship>Divine Dominion (c) vs. Babes Of Wrath for the AEW Women's World Tag Team Championships>Ace Austin vs. Tommaso Ciampa>And More!** 15 Days Out From Dynasty **** 155 Days Out From All In: London **
>>20146349BASED
5 people out of 8 are holding titles
>>20146349CM Punk won
>>20146356Honestly that's one complaint that seems pretty valid about AEW is that there's just way too many titles. When Okada lost the Continental title and then some how the International title returned, everyone was like wtf
>>20146360>Punk signs with AEW>AEW quality degrades >Punk gets fired from AEW>AEW quality improves>Punk signs with WWE>WWE quality degradesHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmAlso really funny that WrestleTix has outright just stopped reporting Wrestlemania ticket sales because of how bad it has gotten. Last report was March 12th lmao
>>20146380>>Punk gets fired from AEW>>AEW quality improves>can't fill high school gyms>ratings for Collision are utter fucking dogshit>AEW is about to get cancelled off tvMeanwhile Punk is champion and is main eventing wrestlemania 2 straight years and he is going to win cause WWE is going to do a Wrigley Field show in the summer cause of Punk.
>>20146380More delusional babbling from an AEWtard. Must be a day that ends in y.
>>20146384I can tell you're Indian
>>20146380All In ticket sales have fucking plummeted every year since Punk left LOL
>>20146349based
>>20146380>WrestleTix has outright just stopped reporting Wrestlemania ticket salesWrestleTix probably got a bag from WWE to not report numbers. In this economy, I can't blame them for taking it
>>20146349holy fucking stacked card, can't wait to tune in
>>20146362>there's just way too many titlesThere's too many midcard belts AND STILL NO HARDCORE BELT REEEE
>>20146390Phil was the curtain jerker at that event, now he's headlining your biggest show of the year lol
>>20146360>>20146384
>>20146360>>20146384>>20146387>>20146390>impotent squealingYou're an embarrassing schizo please leave us alone
>>20146349Okada/Knight finna be another bangerino
For me, it's Divine Dominion (c) vs. Babes Of Wrath
I love Tony Khan.
>>20146793Extremely visual player Lena Kross
>>20146793for me it's just the Babes of Wrath, in any scenario
>>20146800everyone is saying this
>>20146800Ya just gotta
Mercedes is dating Lex Luthor
>>20146900issue 2 is out, Kenny saves the day using his Omega Beams as the New God of pro wrestling iykyk
>>20146349lmao so how is this any different for Ciampa? He still wrestles heatless, meaningless bangerinos against nobodys, but now it's for 300k people
>>20146900Specifically designed and constructed for BWC.
>>20146912he's doing it in a fed that actually gives a shit about its wrestlers, and where the fans appreciate pro wrestling
>>20146912I'm sorry ciampa hurt you :(
>>20146911
>>20146940HA that's good shit pal
Bitch
>>20146962the Fletcher/Okada/Takeshita love triangle is the most compelling storyline in pro wrestling right now
>>20146912Gargano and Ciampa were getting crickets in WWE. Ciampa is in a way better spot now. I still think he's a mole that's reporting back to Triple H every week though
>>20146349Oh fuck, tuning in for the amazons.
>20146384>that irrelevant heatless feud with Romannetty for a fake world title is the main event of the sloppy shop's biggest show of the yearonly a low iq subhuman would defend that
Buddy soon.
>>20147195I'm shocked that we haven't gotten a "WHERE'S BUDDY?" sign, Tony must be confiscating them all at the door.
>>20147195Buddy's latest instagram post. He needs to tan. They sell these lotions that give you a natural looking tan over time. Maybe start with that if you don want sun cancer or whatever
>>20146940That doesn't even remotely look like Kenny
>>20147317that's part of his iconic look
>when Buddy's not on the screen, all the other characters should be asking "where's Buddy?"
>>20147313Hey if WWE did it….
>>20146349Needs more Mina.
Kenny's jersey sold outI was thinking about getting it too since my arms look really good now after weightlifting for 3 years FUCK
>>20147525>Kenny's jersey sold outshould have pounced on it like an animal>I was thinking about getting it too since my arms look really good now after weightlifting for 3 yearsbased
Exclusive: Babes of Wrath promo vid https://x.com/AEW/status/2038015776221741316?s=20
>>20147575luv 'em both
>>20147575I’m tired of Willow already.
>>20147575>ya like that?Kek what a bimbo
>>20147585I'll fucking beat you to death with my bare fists
>>20147585Better get untired, she's taking Toni's spot as top face.
>No MarinaShit show
>>20147591her ass is out of this world
>>20147610it's not bad for an old gal
>>20147586WE LOVE YOU GOAT
>>20147591based
>>20147575every time I look at twitter people are saying this tag team is only helping Harley when I actually think it's been worse for her. She had way more appeal/personality around someone like Mercedes.
>>20147591Buddy and Harley should be in a storyline where she tries to give him some character.
>>20147614>old galshe's fucking 32 bro
>>20147625that sounds incredibly dimes
>>2014763832 is ancient
>>20146793BIG wimminz
>>20147651pedo
>>20147662Yes and proud to not like old hags!
I just noticed that the third guy in Swerve's new theme besides him and Raekwon is MVP lol
Never mind buddy and Rhea are driving home from the beach with their streamer friend. sigh.
less than an hour now
>>20147704Thought they had heat
>>20146349LOLAEW
TONY KHAN IS LIVEhttps://x.com/TonyKhan/status/2038033443724857441https://x.com/TonyKhan/status/2038033443724857441https://x.com/TonyKhan/status/2038033443724857441https://x.com/TonyKhan/status/2038033443724857441
>>20147827TYBTD
>>20147827>Rascalz kino tonightI want that smoke
>>20147842Eat that shit, cultist
>>20147827Jon Moxley does not take days off lol really is the ace
>>20147852hey fatso, we don't sign our posts here
>>20147859MASHALLAH PBUHALHAMDULILAH
>>20147842fuck yeah brother love me some rascalz
>>20147859>>20147880Soon, brothers.
>>20147916Blessed evening with a Jamie match
>>20147916IT'S THE BRAPPING BETTIES, SHEVONEE
>>20147928Can't wait for Nige to bury Chobani on commentary tonight. Also, so glad that Taz is back. I missed that lil orange nigga like you wouldn't believe.
15 MINUTE WARNING, SICKO NIGGAS TO THE FRONT
I'm here for my main man Hologram, shoutout to all my holoniggas, elcloniggas are NOT welcome here and need to leave immediately
AE DUB
>>20147983>*buzzes menacingly*
I'm gonna say it. They should get the Trios titles off of Jetspeed and Mistico, and onto the Rascalz
>>20147983
oh lawd
Devine Dominion is my favorite tag team
>Colossuses it's "Colossi" Nige, come on
Bros be honest, do you have what it takes to satisfy Megan Bayne?
>>20148005they should come to the ring wearing strap-ons, now that would pop a rating
The Collision "theme" is literally dimeless
>>20148010She's like 5'9. Still pretty tall for a woman
>>20148010Lena > Megan
None of these women are Marina ShafirWhy is this on my screen?
They owe me snu snu
High risk for a reason folks
It looks like the Ozempic is wearing off on Willow
Close call for Megan
kek Megan's such a shitter, she's literally only over because of dudes with mommy dom fetishes
The unfortunate reality is that Megan is a terrible wrestler and doesn't seem to be improving
>>20148035>dudes with mommy dom fetishesSo like 90% of the male population
Apparently Collision is the show that people who care about wimmins wrestling should watch
Kross ass> Megan booba
TK should call an audible and have the BoW win, Megan and Penelope are stinkin' up the joint.
>>20148042It's for the people who like televised house shows.
>>20148050>Penelope
>>20148037it's more like 10% at most, they're just really loud online
Ryan bros..
>>20148050It's not even Penelope, guy.
>>20148056Whoever the fuck her sidekick is nigga I watch every episode of this shit and I still can't be fucked to remember who Meghan Bayne is teaming with.
That move should end with a power slam
Bayne picking up Willow like that is impressive
>>20148062FUCK BOTH YOU NIGGAS WHO THE FUCK IS LENA CROSS
>>20148069Willow is filled with helium
>>20148063thought this was Mina from the thumbnail and was disappointed :(
>the drop bearlol
>>20148072She's been around for about a month or more by now. She debuted not long before Penelope got injured.
>streamer friend of Rhea asks a question from a viewer to buddy >”I get bullied in school because I have red hair, how do you ignore the ginger insults?”>”gingers are cool.”>rhea pops up and says “this ginger has Rhea Ripley so I agree.”Based.
Iinthunk I just love screeching women
>>20148073that's some damn industrial lights and magic
>>20148063She looks like she'd rope you into a one night stand and use that to make your life miserable until she moves on to her next victim
>>20148078Penelope at home is green as goose shit, and Meghan Bayne isn't too good either.
Was Harley's butt always this big?
Amazonchads we fucking won again
actually a really good match
good on these broads, they got the crowd going
>>20148090Lena is relatively new to the business, but she's got solid potential.
Megan needs a new entrance song, that shit sucks
Im falling in love with lena cross
>>20148090It least she still gets to peg Kip
>>20148091The gear usually makes it look better than it actually is. She's more of a tit girl.
MINA
MINA'S BIG BOOBIES
AEW just decided they're going to always have a hand on the dump button
Was Mina reading off cur cards?
Harley is embarrassing
>unannounced Mina appearanceI literally jumped out of my chair and yelled MINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PASSIONATE FIERY SEX MINA
Why are Japanese women so hot bros
WEED NIGGAS
These guys NEED to smoke meth and crack cocaine it would make them a lot cooler
The Brawling Lovebirds are over with me.
I don't think Mina agreed with using the F word there
I smoke weed every waking moment of the day and I absolutely despise 420 culture
Are MxM our guys?
Johnny Norwood
>>20148109they want to actually be women and not shitty versions of men
Thinking about the time Kevin Dunn got mad that Johnny TV didn't know what a Spinaroonie was and kicked him off Tough Enough
That story of Vince telling MxM they did a wonderful job and Vince turning around and yelling at LA Knight still makes me laugh
This is blaringly indie shit lmao
>>20148118he will not divide us
>>20148120All these girls can get it
This show is really comfy. I really like Saturday nights.
The drunk guy really doesn't like Myron
ahh jeez, did not realize how bad the state of Johnny TV's hair was in
>>20148128Collider niggas have known this since '23 my guy
>>20148126enjoy your future rape accusation
sloppy shop
That was a hard Alabama slam
>>20148128we get a little action in
>>20148132goes good with a sunday hangover too
I'd probably send the Rascalz to do some CMLL shows like MxM did
>>20148136I'm too busy enjoying my current ones.
Every sumbitch on earth does a cutter now.
Haven't watched Collision in a while, did they get Elton John back?
>>20148146All rape accusations are is proof you fucked her
>WHYYYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYManny was barely onscreen and he was the best part of that match, still /ourguy/
When Dany talks, I mute
>buy a cluelol
>death riders>no MarinaWhy even watch
>buy a clue
Danny Garcia claims he has changed. How?
>>20148157I still remember his MAX, YOU ARE MY FETISH promo, so he has it in him.
>>20148031G O O D
>>20148144Maybe send them to win a soapbox car race?
>>20148132love these slags
>>20148159>>20148163How much do clues go for now?
>Hit the shower, gain the weights, buy a clue
>>20148164he's a winner anon. Something you know nothing about. Forged in cheetoh dust.
>>20148128Welcome bro
>>20148176So you don't know
>>20148176I think Kevin Nash is in charge of clue pricing
Oh my God, is that Private Party?
>>20148185Kevin R Nash?
Private Party are worse off compared to 7 years ago
Private Party deserve another run with the straps.
This is Jon Moxley's company
Private Party looks like their clothes come from TJ Maxx in 2004
>>20148196No, they really don't
big match jon
>>20148176You tell me.
SHOTS
SHOTS>SHOTSSHOTS>SHOTSSHOTS>SHOTSSHOTS>SHOTS
Where is Marina
>>20148196Remember when they won but had their terrible new song?
>>20148210too busy goonin
I WILL KILL FOR JON MOXLEY IF REQUIRED RIDE FOR DEATH NIGGA
I remember when Private Party used to get pops
>>20148210Soaking her feet
Garcia would be in a better place if he just got on the gas bro, I'm being serious
>>20148219in my mouth
>>20148210Roddy was admitted to the emergency room for anal stenosis
>>20148211That new song killed them dead. SHOTS finally got over and they went and changed the fucking song. Idiots.
This is a really good start
>>20148201Yes they do. >>20148211It wasn't that bad, but they listened to feedback and changed it back. Personally I miss their original theme>THIS IS A PRIVATE PARTY, THAT MEANS YOU'RE NOT INVITED
>>20148224I had no fucking idea why they changed SHOTS as their theme. I could understand if they changed up their gimmick and were like "the party is over, it's time to get serious" but they didn't change anything.
kek Mox ain't phased
>wrestling in overalls Like the best American Male member
>>20148234trying to get a new catchphrase over and sell some T-shirts
I don't understand this showI see the Death RidersI do not see Marina Shafir
>>20148216I don't
That's the second time I hear Electric Light Orchestra today.
>>20148241Marina is on an official Death Rider mission
Private Party should have cut way better promos in like high rise apartments, big houses, nice cars, Tony Khans dads yacht...they wanna do the party boy shit but never show themselves partying or doing anything cool
Maybe Marina is finally death riding that one anon
>>20148247>never show themselves partying or doing anything coolyeah that was the real problem, they need to come up with some storyline pitches
>>20148247My niggq, Private Party are done. No point in fantasy booking them at this point, save your brain cells.
>>20148249this must be that long-term storytelling I keep hearing about
>>20148249>>20148257>mfw
>>20148252>Private Party are doneThey're literally in an extremely competitive match with the most dominant heel faction in AEW right now and getting huge crowd reactions. Yeah, really seems like Tony's given up on them.
Silly string > 21plex
Why doesn't Garcia dance anymore?
Based Claudio
Private Party/DR having a decent one here
Nige is such a great commentator. Schiavone should be fired though.
>>20148265Before they won that money tag match, they hadn't been on tv for months. Tony just remembered they're still employed.
>Will Ostreay
I dont think you should be kicking out of piledrivers if you don't to neck bridges everyday
>>20148272TK should send Schiavone to do commentary on JCW
>>20148269Because he went super cereal when joined the DR.
That seemedike a very weak tap
>>20148269He never misses a chance to slap some Death Rider ass.
>>20148281I miss her bros
SMACK THE FUCKING MAT DUDE WHAT A BITCH TAP
I really hate the Kevin Nash trope of backstage segments in abandoned/empty parts of the arena
>>20148274>they hadn't been on tv for months neither was Cope and Cage, you gotta go away to come back
Is Toa lighter than Ricochet?
>>20148283I'd tap shittily too if DG applied that terrible Sharpshooter on me.
the acoustics and lighting in this backroom stairwell are not it
ahhh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>20148289I miss Mean Gene
Mina is so hot.
WE WANT MINA
>>20148295you aren't in demand, so you can't make demands. You're getting put DOWN!
>>20148301Every backstage segment either being some version of>Why the fuck is there a camera here>Why the fuck are these people here>Where the fuck even are theysucks and needs to die
Mina's entrance dance is fucking over with me
>Kenny Omega I've been calling him Lenny
based trio
MJF's lips in that Dynasty card look ASHY as fuck
Niki XS got potential
Ejaculating on Mina's mammaries
This chick is dressed like Frankenhooker
>>20148307The bass part is basically the Dance Mode song from Bluey.
>Hayter butt>Mina booba
so glad I am not oirish because the amount of ass on screen is incredible rn
>>20148314She seems pretty based
>>20148315if only I could cum on Mina's tits, my life could be complete
FREEBIRD
They just rang the bell before the pin
Winzah's ass is an optical illusion
bird is the word
How do I get a Thekla/Skye/Julia trio of gfs
THEKLA
She seems a little racist no
sloppy missionary with Mina with lots of kisses
>>20148337NEIN NEIN
Julia, ZAMN
>Thekla >on the mic
mina is being brutally assmogged
I miss peppy Skye Blue like you wouldn't believe
Thekla wants Jamie to defeat her again
>>20148337isn't she from hitler's home town
THEKRA
The Women's title looks absolutely massive on Thekla.
Gosh Julia hart is soooooo hot. She has nice tits and a pouty face
TEKURA
Thekla fights ass?
>>20148339wheres the javposter when you need them
>TECKRA
>we will drink the piss out of youWhat?
i love sexla
>>20148352Hitler was from Australia? Explains a lot
based Mina with the frawress engrish
TEK-RA
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>>20148361I will watch your game
Who's the blond crackhead mom
>>20148348She was too sexo
>>20148370Nope me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach bump limit
>>20148375Turn your monitor on
>>20148348we didn't know how good we had it.
>>20148348She tattoo bogged herself, SAD!
300
>>20148395Just a bit off
NEWWWWWWWW>>20148367>>20148367>>20148367
I like Ciampa's theme more than him
Not my Ace
Shame the Bang Bang Gang is so cursed
Ciampa had a fan in the crowd
HBO where's my Pip?!
Austin deserves to win here
Ciampa looks like he's missing teeth
That was a cool move
