Are you a Takerchad or Kanenite? For me it's gotta be the Big Dimes Machine.
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>big red machine>is big>is a Republican>was a product of a political machinecan't make this shit up
>>20151925I like them both :)
>>20151939indecisive fence-sitting moderate centrist faggot
>>20151925Undertaker for me gotta be the GOAT of the sport.
>Have to choose between the Big Red Retard and Mean Mark McCooltough one desu.
Undertaker was my favourite wrestler as a kid
>>20151944but they're both right-wingers, like everyone with at least half a brain
peak kane > peak undertaker
>>20151995true, but worst taker (boomertaker) > worst kane (maskless)
>>20151996I guess I can agree with that
Taker is my favorite wrestler ever. Kane is a lolbert and sucks Trump’s dick. Only pencil necked 4 eyed shrimp dicked pussies prefer Kane.
>>20152013Taker had Trump on his podcast, you fucking retard.
>>20152013>>20152015
mmmmmmmmmm take takes the cake but I wouldn't mess with both them mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>20152027>just two GOATs and a loli and some other third guy
>>20152034
>>20151925Both
>>20152027Is he offering up his daughter to President Pedo?
>>20151925>unemployed chuds seething about Kane being a RepublicanLmao
>there are people in 2026 who seriously believe voting matters and democrats and republicans are different
>>20152015I’m authoritarian. I’m over Trump but I used to like him.
>>20151925Twenty Thousand Screaming Kanenites could win any warWHATCHU GONNA DO WHEN THE BIG RED MACHINE RUNS WILD ON YOUUWHATCHU GONNA DO
>>20154000Wouldn't have invaded venezuela and iran if kambala won that's all I'm sayin
>>20153982Joe Biden isn't in that picture>>20154004>I'm a fucking retardcool story bro
>>20151925KWAUAMFBAN vsThe Big Red Retard. Double Jannetty.
>>20154035*I'm trans btw idk if that matters
>>20152034republipedos not being the allegations
>>20154106Jeff Epstein voted democrat.
>>20151925Being a Kane fan gets you laid more.I'm not kidding by the way. In the rare cases where wrestling has come up and there's been a female in the discussion, he always seems to be one that they know for some reason. You get your Hogan's, Cena's and Austin's first, but Kane was almost always the first "non-normy" answer that would come up. I've met more women that know that Kane exists than women that knew that the Rock was a wrestler before he was ever an actor. Granted that's not a lot but it's like..."how"? How the fuck can you possibly know about peak Kane and not know the Rock?
>>20154031At least I know in my ideology I have to be on top. Everyone else copes and tries not to think about the fact that they want to be on top
>>20154140yeah I remember turning 16
>>20154137>Being a Kane fan gets you laid more.being a wrestling fan in general has never gotten anyone laid
>>20154137Is it because kane reminds them of black people in some complicated way?
>>20154166I probably should've mentioned that half of these women were black...so maybe,
>>20154163In a roundabout way being a wrestling fan got Stacy Keibler fucked by George Clooney
>>20154198>George Clooney got laid by being a wrestling fanNo. He got laid because he's rich and famous and handsome.
>>20154031There are no actual claims of Joe Biden being a pedophile outside of QAnon bullshit from Facebook boomers. Meanwhile there are countless pages of sworn testimony from women claiming in detail they were raped by Donald Trump between the ages of 11 and 15 while working for Jeffrey Epstein. Quit burying your head in the sand, retard.
>>20154237>There are no actual claims of Joe Biden being a pedophile outside of QAnon bullshit from Facebook boomers.There's literally video of him pinching little girls' nipples in the oval office, live on national television.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4PLSPvJ9BYAlso>women claimingGo fuck yourself, faggot.
>>20154246Oh, it's this fucking lunatic again. Biden isn't pinching anyone's nipples in these clips, you delusional freak. Go back to your QAnon group chat on WhatsApp.
>>20154256>video evidence isn't evidence>anonymous slander is thoughkill yourself faggot
>>20154262Sworn testimony in front of members of Congress isn't slander, especially when that same testimony led to the conviction of Ghislaine Maxwell in a court of law.
>>20154269>a bunch of leftist drivelyou ignore the evidence of your eyes, like a good little brainwashed bitch
>>20151925>Are you a Takerchad or Kanenite?Yes.
>>20154280based Brother of Destruction
>>20154273I watched you dumb fucking video last time. Biden isn't pinching anyone's nipples in that video, you weird pervert.You MAGA retards pushed Pizzagate/QAnon/Save the Children/Epstein Didn't Kill Himself for years. Then when the Epstein files actually started getting released and all of the evidence pointed to Donald Trump and a bunch of other billionaire perverts and not some secret Satanic Cabal of Bill Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Tom Hanks, Ellen DeGeneres, Jimmy Kimmel, etc, you pretended like you didn't make this a huge part of your personality for the better part of a decade and pretended it was all lies, "like a good little brainwashed bitch."
>>20154295COOKEDTHATPIG
>>20154295>Biden isn't pinching anyone's nipples in that videoBut he is, you can very clearly see it, and the other 12 minutes of him inappropriately touching children. You are denying reality on a fundamental level, which is why there's no real point in trying to debate liberals. You're just far too brainwashed for facts to matter.
>>20154295>all of the evidence pointed to Donald TrumpBut it didn't, at all. It showed that Epstein hated Trump. You need to stop getting your reality from reddit and discord.
>>20151925Dont know what is up with all the /pol/ sperging but to answer your question.Aura/look: Kane > takerWrestling ability: taker > kanePromo: kane > takerPotential: kane > takerStory lines: taker = kaneTag teams: kane > takerTaker/mark took himself too seriously while Kane/glen didnt protect his character or put his foot down enough, taker was ruined with biker taker forever, kane was ruined by taking off the mask or making him a jobber, mark didnt do the job for glen during their first few years and kane end up looking like a jobber in front of the dead men, WWE gives the tittle to kane for 1 day and gave it back to austin, what a way to kill off your best monster.Kane becomes a super popular babyface? Better never give him any revenge or glory against triple jew and his dear circle of friends, its not like kane was super fucking popular from 1997 to 2003 and the fans loved him to be the guy but noooooooo, triple big nose bury another huge star for his ego.Rewrites his lore/story so many times it ruins his mystic and then he is just a creepy rapist with katie vick/lita, bury kane once again against the undertaker in a humillating match and then relegated to be big snooze tag team partner.Not bad enough? How about a shitty kane cosplay made by luke gallows to promote a movie? Nope? How about a shitty tittle reign in a shitty ecw where kane cant be as violent as before thanks to the pg era? You dont like that? How about a mediocre reign as world champion where fucking edge gets the best of him and kane of all people needs to use the fucking briefcase to beat a tiny mexican? How about endless jobbing with comedy gags? Or used as takers robin to be beaten every single year for every wrestlemania by taker oponent? How about we bring back masked kane and make it shitty?Jesus fucking christ i have never seen any monster character who was as succesful as kane being wasted on garbage booking and back staged politics as hard the big red monster was.
>>20151925mmmmmm brothers of destruction and the /pw/ jannies are gonna team up to take all these /pol/ homos to wrestlers court and OP is bringing the bottle of jack
>>20151996What's so bad about maskless Kane? He scared the fuck outta me when I was a little Jimmy and he had aura with his look and entrance
>>20151925Kane>never really pushed as a top guy/GOAT level wrestler by the WWE machine>always over in various roles>booked like a jobber, booked like a monster, booked comedically, booked seriously, always delivered as an on-screen character>moved on to a new career post-wrestling>Lesnar couldn't budge him in arm wrestlersUndercarder>pushed as a top guy, WWE themselves call him the GOAT>never drew as a top guy (his buyrate in his mania rematch against shawn did abysmally)>always second or third string to real top talents>WWE only love him because he's a fedslave with longevity who sits when told>needs to be booked as a super serious badass that everyone takes seriously at all times to remain over>post-wrestling career is a humiliation ritual with his wife>tried to MMA larp with Lesnar and it was laughable
>>20155212Kane also worked 19 consecutive wrestlemanias
>>20154018Yeah they would've. The Democrats' foreign policy is pretty much the same, except they would've given even more money to Ukraine. Like, Hilary Clinton and Rubio have the same takes on Syria, Israel, etc.
>>20154018Kamala was backed by Liz Cheney and Megan McCain, you dolt.
>>20151925Both are awesome and based. Fuck the polspergs
>>20155450The only reason we invaded Venezuela and Iran in the first place was to distract from the Epstein Files. Kamala definitely would have funneled more money to Israel and Ukraine, but we wouldn't have invaded Iran unless it were in retaliation for something.
>>20155206>What's so bad about maskless Kane?destroyed his aura
>>20156096reddit is down the hall and to the left
>>20154163It got Kevin R Nash laid in '92.
>>20151925Kanenite.No way jose i'm a carder supporter
