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>>20155659

>>20155659
Let me guess. Raquel wins with Asuka helping. Tag match gets interrupted

>>20155659
>World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk and Roman Reigns will both be under one roof
So...like they have the past 5 times?

>>20155696
Maybe the Usos will come out too!

>>20155696
Please understand, they literally cannot come up with anything else.

>>20155705
You guys complain when Romans there. You complain when Roman is not there.
Make up your mind and quit crying.

>they're STILL pushing Raquel
Fuck

>>20155733
She’s the female Priest. Triple H will do
EVERYTHING he can to get her over god dammit.

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>>20155733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3Fvs2eHRIA

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>>20155741

>>20155741
>>20155743
>we want to have hardcore matches like man does
>softly puts each other through the table

I want Lyra and Bayley to win. I don't think it'll be a definitive finish though.

>>20155751
Either an interruption leading to a 4 way tag match, or Nia squashes them.

Or they win and the Bella’s beat them at WM kek

3 RAWs until Mania and it's at the Garden so I'm going to watch.

I had a dream that me and Nikki Bella were dating and were in a class together where everyone was broken into pairs and assigned a different historical figure to do a speech about and she asked to join a different pair thus leaving me alone and I woke up broken hearted

>>20155776
I had a dream that Nikki showed up wasted to one of our house parties. Me and my bros took her upstairs and ran a train on her. We used condoms though. The next morning everyone found out and she said she was raped. Then I woke up.

>>20155792
That's unironically rape tho

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>>20155733
Never forget

>>20155659
Boring womeme’s slop

>>20155733
She has to be set up and looking good to take on Liv soon

I shall watch Raw but I shall not bother with the gamethreads
Because this board fucking sucks

>>20155824
Great idea to book her with two 10/10 wrestlers that she can make look like shit in a row
I'm sure the feud with Liv will be absolutely riveting and the blowoff match will be nothing short of spectacular and all of this shit will have been completely worth it
Or she's gonna shit the bed again cause she absolutely sucks, gee I really don't know the suspense is killing me

>>20155826
see you in 10 hours

>>20155830
Vaquer flopped

>>20155826
I agree. Wrestling is so much better without reading toxic smarks who hate everything but will never stop watching anyway.

>>20155804
>That's unironically rape tho
Hahahhahaa... NO

>>20155811
Bianca coming back to NXT for this as a main roster champion was pretty funny since Gaytch never pushed her farther than filler challenger in NXT.

>>20155659
Roxy is coming back!

>>20155826
>>20155854
Same, although the gamethreads aren't as bad as other threads.
>>20155733
>>20155739
I actually kind of like Raquel. She isn't a Mary Sue like others and is still kind of underpushed but they do spam matches with her lately.

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If they gotta hit the red button and bring Cena to save Wrestlemania then it's pretty much over. Cena was the last draw WWE had

But even then I don't think Cena is enough to save Wrestlemania. It's in Las Vegas where a bottle of water costs $40 and airline tickets are through the roof due to the price of oil. I cant see the regular Joe taking on that much debt for this mid Wrestlemania

Rawgods it’s our night!

>>20156187
Viewership and attendance up over 25 percent immediately after the Orton Cody angle kicked off, social media up, positive sentiment also up. WM tickets on an upswing. All they have to do is not fuck up that angle.

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>going to next week's show
>most of my favorites are booked for tonight
God am I really about to begging for 6-Mans?

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>>20155659
iyo wrestles tonight? sensational

msg shows are always good. smarks might be priced-out, thobelt

>>20156187
Las Vegas was a bad pick, expensive as fuck and streets are full of scammers.

>>20155676
Nah, Haich’s pet wins but then the kabukis come in to whoop her ass

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>>20156326
Nigga think he Future

>>20156473
why would the kabukis whoop raquel’s ass, she’s not in the tag fiesta right now

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looking forward to the usos crashing out on punk tonight as usual.

>>20156561
what’s LA knight doing in this angle
no clue what he’s doing at mania

>>20156585
He'll be competing for the andre the giant memorial battle royal trophy, YEAH!

I hope Kofi wins and they set up him vs JeVon at mania
passing the torch of skinny black guy

its just IC title they can ping pong it shit doesnt matter anyway

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big news for the interracial community

>>20156326
Damn this nigga is ugly

>>20156187
The "Red Button" is Tom Brady

>>20156326
almost puked up my wendys

>>20156785
nikkita is for dom

>>20156831
Dom is too pale for her.

>>20156839
she likes all of dom's post

>>20155659
>Under one roof
What the fuck did they mean by this

Hmmmm, I wonder who this suspiciously short masked figure is
https://x.com/WrestlePurists/status/2038710901767901583

>>20156884
That they're going to both be at the show but without advertising exactly what they'll be doing.

https://x.com/DanhausenAD/status/2038691077205451004

Yeah it’s Bron. Cory alluded to it.

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Will I get to fuck Liv if I drink the Dom juice?

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>>20156953
bronletty bros tonight’s the night

>>20157108
I drank the Rhea one and all I got was a fat angry bulgarian guy yelling at me.

It's funny that WWE still thinks anyone gives a shit about MSG. Such a meme building.

I just got back from Walmart, and the self-checkout area was closed. Apparently, a customer (fat black woman) had an outburst and damaged one of the machines, so they shut down the whole section for the time being. I hate diversity like you wouldn't believe.

>>20157163
not even WWE cares about making MSG shows big shows as evidenced by this shitty card

>>20156536
I shoot love this vampire

>>20157179
you sound low iq

>>20157227
You sound like you just crawled out of a third-world sewer and brought the smell with you. Pack your bags, melanin-enriched charity case the country doesn't need more trash dragging down the gene pool and the crime stats.

>>20157237
obsessed

>>20157108
i have seen alot of people buy this shit on social media

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>>20155659
will Liv be on Raw or does she actually have to stay in that suite with the mark who paid 10k all night

>>20155947
We love Roxy here on /pw/

why is cody at raw? dude already gets so much time on slopdown

>>20157301
he's just gotta

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I volunteer my sperm to go over Bayley's egg at Wrestlemania. Least I can do to improve ticket sales.

>>20157301
The Codester is a draw brother.

>>20157332
Lyra gets to sniff this.

>it’s a “make Finn the good guy” episode
Why do we keep doing this. We did this with Rhea acting like she didn’t do anything wrong.

>>20157374
creative completely fucked the story making finn babyface. judgement day should end after the finn vs dom rivalry, i honestly think the dom vs finn feud is going to be awful

>>20155659
>Kofi Kingston
can this dude fuck off already with his amish looking ass

>>20157380
It is awful. Literally anytime Dom does
Something Finn posts passive aggressive posts online attacking him or it’s obvious plotting his downfall where Liv even warns him to stop but nope. It’s Dom.

>>20157301
everybody loves the codmeister

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>FEED ME MO-

yes Roxy, yes watchy

>>20157356
That's her aunt tho

I'm giving WWE one last chance to get me interested in Wrestlemania tonight.
I only tune in from January to Mania every year, and it's been brutal so far. worst road to Wrestlemania I can remember

Why is the Raw main event scene so dire? It's literally just Punk and Roman.

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too busy with some real wrestling to watch this slop tonight

>>20157509
bronletty finna come aback tonight

>>20157514
Bron sucks
Seth sucks
Punk sucks
Triple gay refuses to push Logan because he's insecure that he's better than him

>>20157571
Like, I don't get the WWE mindset sometimes. You have a bunch of people, and functionally NONE of them want the world titles. I know AEW sucks, but the one thing they're doing good right now is making it obvious just how many people are gunning for the top belt. WWF did this in 1997 and it ended up being creatively the best and most important year since 1984

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Feeling' sleepy, might just watch the replay tomorrow.

i hope when bron comes back his first promo will him calling himself a Steiner

>>20157586
a steiner returning at msg…
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vhwVIwUXJgk

>>20155659
mr iguana please save this raw

>>20157578
One of the biggest problems with WWE booking is everyone's storylines exist in their own separate universe. It doesn't feel like a sports organization with a bunch of employees interacting, it feels like a bunch of actors shooting their individual scenes. The judgement day and the vision never interact, or acknowledge each other's presence. Becky Lynch has no idea the main title exists. Punk has no idea Penta exists. The new day never interact with anyone except other tag teams.
The Bloodline story being "cinema" made everyone shove their own tongue so far up their own ass they literally don't think anything can happen on a show anymore without 2 months of build up and storyline behind it

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that part

>>20157685
don't compare butthead to that faggot

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What are ya having /pw/?

Which internet streamer zigger ngubu are we getting tonight?

>>20157760
what are those faggot drinks?

>Ron kofi truth killings

>>20157616
Bloodline cancer is the worst thing that happened to pro wrestling since... Uhhh the steroid scandal maybe

>>20157580
You pay money for Netflix to watch it live don't be an idiot.

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hello friends

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>>20157760
Blake after Dark?
OOOOOOBAAAAA
OOOOOOAAAAAA

>>20157760
>elderflower
Worst ingredient ever

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>>20157818
Hello! I hope we all have a nice show

>>20157818
Hello

It feels strange knowing that I've been in the Raw Netflix countdown bumper this entire time.

It's in MSG so it should be a good show but I have no faith

>>20157879
whats that?

>>20157760
i want to drink jacy’s juice

Starting

>>20157890
wow
really?

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I was on a busy train this morning and eavesdropping on other people’s conversations and they were all talking about how terrible WWE is and how shit WM looks this year. Paul has fucked this one up really bad lmao

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>>20157760

>>20157899
Why didn't you join in?

Why does the theme song go "AJ AJ AJ AJ AJ"

fuck off CAWDY

GO BACK TO SMACKDOWN

Remember to ignore the incel spammer and don't use his threads, enjoy the show /pw/!

I'M THE KIND THAT LIKES TO WORK FROM HOME

WHOOOOAAAAAAH

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WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Why aren't they booing him out the building, smarks?

>>20157906
It's says H A H A H A

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I will support cody rhodes, fuck randy

>>20157897
Fuck off

>>20157760
I miss being able to drink as much as I used to. I'd be slurping down Jacy Juice and Sneaky Tony

>CAWster
>Women in the audience
Cursed show

CAWdy is such an obnoxious dork

based lil codester

something something work from home

W O A H
O
A
H

Why the fuck is this bitch on Raw

Why is cody on RAW, is he scared of Orton?

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Nice brand split ya got there, Nose.

why did cawdy just do that to that child

Ok Cody you've had your fun you can come back home to AEW now.

We will be nicer i promise.

>>20157919
nobody is saying this besides bots

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>>20157932
>>20157933
>why is the WWE Champion on TV

>sending Cody to Raw to do damage control for how badly his feud flopped last week

Bro just kissed a child on the lips

Honestly I'm surprised at how long it's been since CAWdy cried about his dad in a promo

>kid reaches out for a high five
>when the wrestlers does they look stunned and scared
Kek kids

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CUNT

the best thing about raw is that cody isn’t fucking on it, get this retard off my screen

BASED STEPH GIGAPOP

Here comes the tits.

CUNT

UH??????

we getting 20 min steph emasculation segments again

Triple Bypass inserting himself in ANOTHER major stroyline again......

bruh this is so sad

MILKERS

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THE MILKERS ON HER

RETURN OF THE CUNT

Gigapop for steph

CUNT

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Steph's tits are on point

CUNTdy

You finna know she's wearing a black thong

CUNT
U
N
T

If Randy doesn't RKO her ass...

Cody seething for that interruption. Based Steph.

WADDUP G

>unzzzzzzzzip!
Who's with me, bros?

Randy was on the phone with Shane

This is an all-time bad show already. Smells of desperation.

VINCE MADE THE CALL TO ORTON. NO CHANCE IN HELL INCOMING.

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Was this always stephs theme song? i literally dont remember ever hearing this

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HOLY MOTHER OF GIANT BREASTS Steph

HOLY COW

VINCE IS COMING

IM MARKING OUT

>i don't know why you'd be surprised we talked about what we'd say backstage

>grandfather
Vince Jr bros...

Can the ring handle this level of CUNTdom at one time?

NO CHANCE

WE WANT VINCE
WE WANT VINCE
WE WANT VINCE
WE WANT VINCE

Shane should have won the war

Vince Jr BTFO

VINCE MEMORYHOLED

Any other MacMahon you wanna shout out?

awkward...

Kin hell, look at those puppies

VinceJrbros...

CODYS GETTING FIRED YAHOOOO

>>20157983
Yeah it's a remix of her '03 theme

LUPTON BTFO LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

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Did you see those milkers on stephanie swinging on her way out?

new title please
they're trying so hard to put this match over

Where is this segment going, bros?
Try to guess.

I work backstage, ive been employed by WWE for 19 years and have even wrestled Jericho. I was there when we found out what happened to Chris Benoit. It was fucking crazy. It was fucking mayhem. I was supposed to wrestle Benoit the next month. I cried.

BING OUT

Now you know is stephanie and trips who wants nothing with Vince and Shane

I fucking hate green shirt guy. His mouth shape bugs the hell out of me.

>bing out
Bingchads won
Googlefags lost

>Bringing big dimes Steph to carry Cody
Ruh-oh!

what is the point of this?

what the fuck is the point of steph being here?

Can we we keep the cawdy crap on slopdown? Thanks

>muh daddieh

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Juniorbros, Junior did more in 5 years than Senior did in his entire career

MUH DADDY

>>20158006
cant get milk from fakes

>a pep talk from Steph
they couldn't bring anyone else?
you can see people walking out their seats right now

What the fuck is this

Randall kissing Steph is still the most viewed WWE YouTube video

CODY AIN'T HIS DADDEH

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

Heel Cody is so happening @mania

crowd popped big when stephanie said cawdetty can’t win lmao

CUNT is and always has been an abysmal promo.

Randy Orton did do some pretty bad stuff to Steph. And he should do it again right now live on Netflix.

RANDY RANDY RANDY

STARDUST HEEL CODY IS COMING BACK

This sucks

Is she gonna adress that time she got raped by Orton?

>green shirt guy is back
welp there go all the theories

MASSVE RANDY CHANTS LOOOOOOOOOOOL
CAWDYXISTERS OUR RESPONSE???????

why aren’t the crowd chanting for vince this is their only chance to get him back?

>>20158016
I can't stand him but I hate the people who steal his gimmick and cosplay as him more.

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They should turn Cody heel.

>bring back steph with cawdy for a promo segment just to say randy is le ebin evil

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>You are not your father, Cody....
>We need someone diabolical
>That's why Randy's opponent will be MY FATHER, Vince McMahon!

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>Cody who was in Legacy with Randy during his prime doesn't know who Randy is

are we serious right now?

>yeah, well you ARE your father, steph
CODY NO

STEPH FOR SMACKDOWN GM

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Stephanie sounds like such a disingenuous cunt when speaking, she is not human.

Is Randy a druggie?

Will Cody’s ego let him turn heel

OH SHIT

God DAMN

STEPH BTFO

Damn!

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vince mentioned

Uhmmmmm sisters, where are the Janel chants? You told me everyone hates the McMahons now...?!

Isn’t that a good thing?

Holy pop kek

VINCE REFERENCE
HE'S BACK BABY

>steph you are not your father
Is that not a compliment?

https://x.com/Navtreaks/status/2035777743821119801

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>vince reference

Bring back Vince

Stephanie’s all up on Randy’s cock, damn

>it's a CUNT emasculates men episode
Fuck's sake

I hate her so much

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Stephanie slapping the WWE Champion with no chance of comeuppance? Must be 2016.

This is so stupid

Someone else???

HUGE POP FOR VINCE

is randy a fucking lich mage what sort of qualities is steph assigning to him here

>>20158065
>>20158068
This is what I was thinking unironically. I thought he meant it in a good way.

VINCEBROS?????

Steph is kinda tall

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>YOURE NOT A SEXUAL PREDATOR LIKE YOUR FATHER!!
>"SLAPS YOU"

holy fuck randy is actually talking to vince on the phone

so it's the Authority back or something?

>>20158082
Kek

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So the McMahons are the ones calling Randy?

This is so lame, Cody isn't convincing neither is Steph

no dom
no watch

RAPE THAT BITCH

my sister looks like a fatter version of Steph

>>20158068
Only a faggot redditor would say that

Cody is such a bitch, just kick the bitch in the cunt

CRINGE

VIOLENCE AGAINST STEPH???

Vince is coming back at WM in Randy's corner isn't he

Should have slapped her back to prove himself

>I KISSED MY OWN FATHER ON LIVE TV YOU BITCH

Ok, that was actually pretty good.

POPHAUSEN

>Someone else
VINCESISSIES WE'RE SO BACK. AND EVEN FARTHER.

Ishowsneed

SPEED BROS

HES SO FUCKING GAY LMFAOOOOO

GIGAPOPHAUSEN

>*looks at her milkers*
>thank you

BASEDHAUSEN

GIGAPOPHAUSEN

Massive poohausen

Okay I vote that top 5 worst RAW segments of all time

SPEEDBROS
also danhausen got a bigger pop than cody

>STEPHANIE MCMAHON I HAVE TWO WORDS FOR YOU
>CUNT
?????

>ITS ANOTHER SHITHAUSEN SEGMENT

Vince bros???

When is danhausen going to wrestle?

Stephanie out here acting like she didn't fire Dusty

Knight is going to club all over commentary

>speed vs danhausen at WM
ok

Did speed sign a contract with the WWE or something why is he here again?

Front row seats for the Usos? The curse is real.

IT'S JUST US UCE
DAY ONE ISH

YEET IS OVER
PRAISE GOD

JUST US UCE

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YEET

>it's just us

BAD THEME

this new theme is awful

WTF IS THIS GARBAGE ASS THEME

COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY NEW THEME

and new
>>20158131
>>20158131
>>20158131

IT'S JUST US UCE

WTF IS THIS UOS THEME
BEING BACK DOWN SINCE

NO YEET

goofy ahhh theme

RANDY WAS ON THE PHONE WITH VINCE
WERE SO FUCKING BACK

Is the Rock one of the voices or is it Shane?

Are they trying to kill the yeets by making a shit new theme?

Holy sheet they didn't do YEET in NYC? Jay is truly not over anymore

NEXT
>>20158141
>>20158141
>>20158141
>>20158141

Wait

No yeet?

>>20158125
More like who is he gonna fight? Honestly I don't even know whats his style of wrestling

>>20158097
Pic?

>>20158129
They need to sell tickets for mania and he’s dimes

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God, I hate the Uso's

>>20158128
It's gonna be like Sami vs Knoxville isn't it

Damn Speed is about to get yeeted because of Adam Pierce.

new thread
>>20158141
>>20158141
>>20158141
>>20158141

Has it really been 17 of Usos entrance?

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So is Vince comming back? Idk how to interpret that segment

>>20158129
Probably going to have a spot at Mania. Same with the Gelatinous Roll. Not mad if they're having them around for the actual build to the show. Better than hyping up a one off appearance

i never would have thought vince was on the phone and now i need vince to be on the phone and he's not gonna be on the phone so what was the point of all that

>>20158171
you've gotta be a really special kind of lonely to be doing this every single week despite being ridiculed and mocked every time

I want Brock to shoot paralyze Speed as a warning to Oba.

>>20158192
>you've gotta be a really special kind of lonely to be posting in gamethreads every single week despite being ridiculed and mocked every time
it makes you mad so why would I stop?