>Listen up, brothers! Hulk Hogan's gonna drop the atomic leg on this one! There are FOUR HUGE REASONS why the Good Book ain't backin' transgenderism, see? Hulk Hogan knows the deal! The big man upstairs made us all either MAN or WOMAN, brother! Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania and the truth run wild on you?>Hearken to me, brothers! The American Psychological Association, they're talkin' 'bout transgender folks, see? They say it's when someone's feelin' different from what they were assigned at birth, brother! It's all about how they feel inside, their gender identity, and how they express themselves! They're makin' a BIIIIG Andre the Giant-sized distinction between sex and gender, see? Sex is biology, chromosomes, the whole deal. But gender, they say, is all about feelings and expressin' yourself, brother! Clothes, hair, the whole nine yards! And some folks, they don't fit into just two boxes! It's gender fluid, brother! But Hulk Hogan's here to tell you what the Bible says! And the Bible, brother, it doesn't back this transgender stuff! God made us male or female, and He wants us livin' that way, lookin' that way, actin' that way! Hulk Hogan's gonna lay down some biblical truths on ya, brother! Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania and the Word of God runs wild on you?
Truth #1: Our Bodies Matter>Hey there, brother! Hulk Hogan's gonna lay some truth on ya! Truth #1: Your body, the very thing you're walkin' around and down that aisle in, it matters! It's the only ride you get on this planet, and it's all about body and soul, brother! Every joy, every pain, it's all felt in this bod! Whether you're lovin' God or breakin' the rules, you're doin' it with this magnificent, powerful machine! Some folks are always frettin' about lookin' good, but Hulk Hogan's here to tell you, appreciate what you got! It's a miracle, and WHATCHA GONNA DO when you focus on the bad, brother? But the Big Man upstairs, yeah, He knit ya together, fearfully and wonderfully made! Even though this bod ain't perfect, it's a gift! The Son of God himself took on flesh, so that tells ya somethin', brother! Our bodies ain't dirty or evil! And get this, Hulkamaniacs, resurrection! That's right! This body is meant for somethin' special! Before we get ahead, we gotta understand, God cares about more than just your thoughts and feelings! He wants ya to glorify Him with this incredible body of yours and perfect by training, prayers and vitamins! Every part of you. So listen up, brother, and remember Hulk Hogan's words: Your body ain't just an accident; it's part of who you are! It matters to God, AND IT SHOULD MATTER TO YOU, BROTHER!
>A lot of people, they got a problem with their own bodies, brother! They're caught up in lookin' good and fightin' off old age, but they don't see the real deal! They ain't givin' enough credit to the power of the human body! Hulk Hogan's talkin' 'bout complexity, beauty, and design, dude! But these people, they HATE their own bodies -- too dark, too pale, too skinny, too FAT! They're lookin' for a way out from the shame and the burdens, brother! >Lend me your ears, brother! Hulk Hogan's gonna lay some truth on ya! The Big Man upstairs, yeah, He's the one who built ya, piece by piece, in your mama's belly, brother! Even though we're feelin' the burn from bad times, each of us is made awesome, dig it? The Son of God, the perfect one, He took on flesh, which proves being a real man ain't dirty or bad, brother! He rose again, and now He rules heaven as God and man, showing the human body can be close to the Almighty! We're gonna rise from the dead, brother, because being a real man is good.
>Check this out, dude! Before we bodyslam this transgenderism stuff in front of 93'000 genders at the Dilation Dome, we gotta get real about our own physiques! God ain't just peekin' at your brain, man! The Bible screams, 'Whatcha gonna do when you don't Glorify God in your body, brother!' Every muscle, every bone, every part is Hulk Hogan's instrument to pump up or break down! You ain't no puppet or Heenan family stooge, controlled by strings, and you ain't no machine with a swap-able processor or replaceable chassis, brother! Remember when the mighty Hulkster, I mean, Jesus, laid hands on folks? (Mark 1:41; 5:27, 41; 6:56; 7:33; 8:23; 9:27) Feel the power, brother! He knew our bodies ain't just accessories! They matter to God, and they BETTER MATTER TO YOU when Hulkamania runs wild!
Truth #2: Our Bodies Are Given to Us as a Gift>Hear this wisdom, brother! Hulk Hogan's gonna lay some truth on ya! Truth bomb #2, dude! These pythons, this frame, it's all a GIFT, man! Straight from the big man upstairs! Genesis, brother, it's right there! We're talkin' Adam, Eve, the whole shebang! Every single Hulkamaniac out there, every soul, every meat-wagon, is a gift! Whatcha gonna do when God's gift runs wild on you, brother?!>BEHOLD, brothers! This is the truth, man! Hulk Hogan says that God, yeah, GOD, created each and every one of us, brother! We didn't make ourselves, no way! (Ps. 100:3) Hulk Hogan didn't decide to be Hulk Hogan, and you didn't decide to be you! You didn't put your own muscles together, brother! You didn't decide if you were gonna be a man or a woman, or what color those baby blues would be! Your body, brother, it was given to you!>Verily I say to thee, brother! The big brother to all the lil' Hulksters; Hulk Hogan's gonna lay some truth on ya! The Good Book says your body's a gift, a blessing, ya know? But these transgender dudes? They're sayin' your body's just a hunk of clay, while your feelings are like gold, brother! They're makin' it up as they go, see? When your body and your feelings clash, they're sayin' the body's wrong! That ain't how it works, dude! Hulk Hogan is more than just thoughts and feelings; Hulk Hogan is body AND soul, brother! The Big Man Upstairs made our bodies for us, and they ARE us! You didn't make your body, see? It was given to you, brother! Whatcha gonna do, trannies, when Hulkamania and the truth run wild on you?!
>Take this close to your heart, brother! Hulk Hogan's gonna lay some truth on ya! It's like, everybody's saying your body's gotta be real, right? Like, a white dude can't just say he's black, and some European dude can't say he's Asian, brother! If some teenage girl thinks she's too big, her folks are gonna tell her she's wrong, because Hulk Hogan knows the body don't lie, dude! And if some jabroni's smokin' like a chimney, the doc's gonna tell him he's killin' himself, whether he likes it or not, brother! We gotta check ourselves for the bad stuff, cancer and all that, because Hulk Hogan knows we gotta listen to our bodies, even if it ain't what we wanna hear! So whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania and REALITY runs wild on you, brother!>Hulk Hogan's gonna lay some truth as hard as an Axe Bomber on ya! All this transgenderism stuff? It's happenin' 'cause folks don't wanna admit their bodies got limits, see? They think they can be anyone, anything, anytime! But whatcha gonna do, brother, when Hulk Hogan tells ya that ain't freedom? Bodies got rules, brother! You can't be in two places at once, you gotta eat, you gotta sleep! You can't feel nothin' without the body Hulk Hogan's talkin' about! It's the finitude, dude! Believe it, or feel the power of Hulkamania! The whole transgender thing? It's a spiritual rebellion, man! They're rejecting everything, see? God, the Bible, tradition, even their own families, brother! They thinkin' their bodies don't tell 'em nothin'! It's a lie, dude! They thinkin' they're creators, but Hulk Hogan says we're creatures with a divine image!
Truth #3: God Created Each of Us as Male or Female>Hulkamaniacs! Lend The Hulkster thine ears! This is Truth Number THREE, jack! GOD, the Almighty, created each and every one of us as either MALE or FEMALE! That's right, WHATCHA GONNA DO when you hear the power of Hulkamania?! The Good Book says it loud and clear, brother! God created mankind as a SEXUAL BINARY! Genesis 1:27 says it all: 'So God created man in his own image; male and female he created them.' BOOM! Sexual differentiation? That's GOD'S idea, dude! He didn't make a world of just dudes or just ladies or fifteen different kinds! NO! He made MEN and WOMEN to show HIS glory! And neither is independent or identical, brother! First Corinthians 11:8-12! When God said it wasn't good for man to be alone, did he make another dude? NO! He made a WOMAN from his side, because only a woman could complete him, brother! A sexual complement, capable of creating new life! Genesis 2:24! THAT'S the power of Hulkamania, brother!>Transgenderism? Oh, it disrespects the master plan, see? The divine blueprint, the VERY reason we're here! The Hulkster's talkin' 'bout design, purpose, brother! Like these pythons, male and female bodies ARE designed for each other, see? Reciprocal, complementary, purposeful! They fit like a glove dude, made for makin' little Hulksters from our Mean Genes. Biblical sexuality? It's all about that natural design, that's what Hulk Hogan says, brother! Whatcha gonna do, trannies, when the power of teleology runs wild on you?!
>Ya know something, brother! In the world of transgenderism, they ain't respectin' the power of the body, jack! They're chasin' some kinda self-fulfillment, expressin' themselves, but at what cost, dude? Hulk Hogan's talkin' 'bout hormonal stuff and surgery, messin' with the body, doin' permanent damage, feelin' the pain, brother! That ain't the way, man! A real man, see, has got the power to plant the seed of life! And a real woman, she's got the magic to nurture that life, brother! Male and female, that's how the universe made us for makin' new Hulkamaniacs! So whatcha gonna do when they try to destroy their bodies, brother? You gotta stand up for the natural order and the power of Hulkamania, dude!
>The Good Book ain't just whistlin' Dixie, it's layin' down the law about manhood and womanhood! Yeah, it's all about that natural unity, that's why only dudes and chicks can make little Hulksters, see? And when dudes start actin' like chicks with other dudes, or vice versa, the Bible says, 'Hold on, that ain't right!' Even the Apostle Paul knew it, brother, talkin' about how goin' against nature ain't the Hulk Hogan way! That's why in the church and at home, brothers and sisters got their own roles, based on what they're born with! It's all connected, see? Biology and identity, brother, WHAT'CHA GONNA DO when the Bible spells it out for you, brother! The Good Book, it ain't just whisperin' 'bout he's and she's, it's body slammin' the truth that what you're born as IS who you are, dig it?! That's why only a real (American) man and a real (American) woman can make little Hulkamaniacs (Genesis 1:28; 2:20 says so, BROTHER!). And when dudes gettin' cozy with dudes, or chicks with chicks, the Bible says NO WAY, BROTHER (Leviticus 18:22 drops the LEG!). Paul knew it, seein' those other partnerships as goin' against the flow (Romans 1:26-27 with the big boot, BROTHER!). That's why the Church and the home gotta have roles for the big boys and the ladies (Ephesians 5:22-23 & Timothy 2:11-14 hulkin' up and layin' down the law!). It's all about bein' true to what you are, whatcha gonna do when the divine and holy truth is body slammin' you, BROTHER?!
>The Good Book, it knows that some folks are born with things not quite right, ya know? Like Jesus said, some are different from the start, right from birth, dude! But listen up, these tough breaks—a real bummer in this crazy world—they don't change the rules, brother! Those smart gals, Laura Hake and Clare O'Connor, they say it clear: if you got that Y chromosome, you're a man, brother! That's the way it is! Hulk Hogan's gonna lay some truth on ya! See, folks, usually the ladies got two X's, and the dudes got an X and a Y, dig it? But sometimes, WHOA, somebody gets born with extra chromosomes or maybe even missin' one, see? This can make things, uh, kinda mixed up, ya know? But let me tell you somethin', brother! It all comes down to that Y chromosome! If it's there, you're a dude, and if it ain't, you're a lady! So even if things look a little confusing, Hulk Hogan says they're still either a man or a woman, according to the chromosomes brother! Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania and science runs wild on you?!
Truth #4: God Is Opposed to the Confusion of the Sexes>The truth and nothing but the truth, brother! Hulk Hogan's gonna drop some truth on ya! Truth #4: The big man upstairs, yeah, God himself, is laying the smackdown on gender confusion, brother! He made dudes as dudes and ladies as ladies, in his own image, man! (Genesis 1:26-27) These bodies are gifts from the heavens, and we gotta use 'em to pump up Hulkamania for the glory of the Almighty! (1 Corinthians 6:12-20) God's all about order, so Whatcha gonna do when man tries to be a woman and woman tries to be a man?! That just ain't right, brother! Listen up, jack! Hulk Hogan's gonna lay down the law! Paul's got a point about confusion back in 1 Corinthians 11:2-16, see? It's about lookin' like who you are, dude! It ain't right for a man to dress like a dame, and it ain't right for a dame to dress like a man, brother! Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania says God wants men to be men and women to be women? That's why cross-dressin' was a no-go back in the day! From Genesis to Revelation, the Bible's tellin' ya, brother, men and women gotta be who they are! Believe in Hulk Hogan, believe in yourself, and feel the power! >This whole transgender thing, it's kinda makin' the Hulkster scratch his head, see? It's like, they're pushin' that dudes gotta be all macho this and chicks gotta be all girly that! Take Bruce Jenner, brother, when he went all Caitlyn! BAM! She pops up on Vanity Fair lookin' like she walked outta a salon! Makeup, hairspray, the whole nine yards, brother! Now, if Caitlyn showed up lookin' like Bruce still, beard and all, now that'd be somethin' else, brother! But noooo, gotta look the part, gotta play the game! It's like they're sayin', 'Hey, Hulkamaniacs, THIS is what a woman looks like!' But the Hulkster knows better, brother! It's all about feelin' it on the inside which is the real deal brother! Whatcha gonna do when Hulk Hogan tells you to believe in yourself, brother!
>Listen up, brother! Genesis 1:27 and even the big man, Jesus, in Matthew 19:4 and Mark 10:6, tell ya, that The Almighty created humanity in HIS image, as male AND female! Yeah! In Hebrew, 'male' and 'female' ain't just about biology, like the animals, but also about WHO THEY ARE! Their very sexual identity! The power of Hulkamania and the power of creation run wild as incredible forces of the universe, brother!>For centuries, EVERYONE knew the deal, see? You're born a 'he' or a 'she,' and that's the end of the story, dude! No changing teams, no running from the truth! Like that main-eventer Martin Luther said way back when, and Hulk Hogan is paraphrasing here, you’re either a 'he' or a 'she'!>The "Immortal" Hulk Hogan's gonna lay some truth on ya and this is a shoot, brother! The Big Man upstairs, yeah, He divided all you Hulkamaniacs into two groups, dudes and dudettes, He-men and She-women! And guess what, brother? He liked it! He called it good! [Gen. 1:31] So, you gotta rock the body the Creator gave ya! Hulk Hogan can't turn into a lady, and you can't become Hulk Hogan, brother! We ain't got that power! We are what we are by the grace of God. Hulk Hogan is a man and you are who you are! Now, the Big Man wants us to respect His divine creation, not trash it brother! Men, respect the ladies and their bodies! Ladies, give the He-men some respect too! Honor each other, brother, because you are all images of a divine creation, pleasing to the one above! Whatcha gonna do when the power of God comes down on you, brother! Luther's sayin' that the Almighty gave us these bodies, and yeah, they got limits, but that ain't the bad news, dude! Being a man or a woman? That's from the Big Man Upstairs himself, his 'excellent handiwork!' You gotta believe it, brother, and not despise it!
lol he’s in hell lmao
>Rap with me, brother! To be born a man or a woman, and to live that life the way the Good Lord intended, preach it, that's the way to real blessing, brother, and that's reality, whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?! Later, Luther himself said we're born men and women, and that ain't never gonna change, brother! You can't promise you won't be a man or a woman, he said, and if you do, it's foolishness, 'cause you can't change what you are! That's what Hulk Hogan's been saying all along, believe in yourself brother!
>Listen up, brother! This whole transgenderism thing? It's like, a body slam to reality, man! It's all about forcing folks to believe something they don't, and that's a low blow, dude! If everyone saw it the same way, no problem, but they don't, brother! Sure, there are exceptions, but that doesn't change the fact that people are being forced to play along with a lie. Even the so-called "allies" are probably sweating under the pressure, pretending everything is alright. They're too scared to speak the truth, fearing the wrath of Hulkamania gone wrong! Truth hurts, brother! And before all you wiener-less tranny creeps sharing kiddy porn to each other and raiding from your lil' Discords and trans rights marches and sex offender registry offices and furry conventions get your bussies all itchy and all up in a tizzy and start pooping tranny piss sludge out your Pepe le Pew smelling frontbutt holes and start sharting, crying and mass whinging to the jannies...."brothers", 'The Immortal' Hulk Hogan believes in the TRUTH! The LIGHT! The unwavering unshakeable verifiable objective reality that HULKAMANIA thrives within and throughout! Everyone here knows and is thinking it, the Hulkster's just saying it. Its not "society", brother. It sure as hell ain't normal to have a %50 suicide rate, mass depression, think its okay to mutilate your little Hulksters, wear women's clothing as a man while and Hello kitty panties going around talking like a little girl while telling everyone it's 'ma'am' and suffer absolute mental agony when seeing oneself in the mirror. So with that in mind, body, and soul, you best better believe, brothers and sisters and to ALLLLLL my Hulkamaniacs still down there on the good green Earth God created for us all, that Hulk Hogan ALWAYS posts his sources, my lil' Hulksters!
>>20192807Hulkamania is in Heaven with Ozzy and the Peaky Blinders
>[1] John W. Kleinig says it best, brother! 'Wonderfully Made,' that's the Protestant way, and it's runnin' wild on page 216! [2] Kleinig's back, brother, and 'Wonderfully Made' is still tellin' ya how it is, yeah! [3] Denny Burk, David Closson, and Colin Smothers, they're layin' down the law, brother! 'Male and Female He Created Them!' Whatcha gonna do when the power of gender, sexuality, and marriage comes at you, yeah! Page 70, brother! [4] Colin Wright's droppin' elbows from the top rope, brother! 'A Biologist Explains Why Sex Is Binary!' It's the Wall (BROTHER) Street Journal, and it's Hogan Knows Best, ya dig! [5] Laura Hake and Clare O'Connor, they're showin' ya the 'Genetic Mechanisms of Sex Determination!' It's Nature Education runnin' wild, dude! [6] The Presbyterian Church in America's droppin' the 'Twelve Statements' on all you Hulkamaniacs! Check out the 'Report of the Ad Interim Committee on Human Sexuality,' yeah, brother (https://pcaga.org/aicreport/)! [7] Kleinig's back in the ring, brother, with 'Wonderfully Made,' preachin' truth on page 198! [8] Martin Luther's droppin' bombs, brother, in 'The Estate of Marriage!' It's Luther's Works, Volume 45, brother, and he's tellin' ya how it is on pages 17-18! [9] Luther's still cuttin' promos, brother, in 'Estate of Marriage!' It's all about truth, justice, and the Hulk Hogan way!
WE LOVE AND MISS YOU, GOAT!!
trooncord ain't gonna like this one.
Hulkster-sama, I kneel....
No lies detected in this sermon
Hogantranny made the chudimaniacs seethe this hard.
>>20193805Hogantranny's severed penis is in a medical waste dumpster. He lost by default.
>>20193805>arrives to deflect and announce this is all about himTypical narc behaviour
Amen, brother.
Bump for the Heavenly Hulk
KEK!
KWADB
HE HAS RISEN!
>>20194496>KEK What A Deistic BelieverMy thoughts exactly.-HH
BASED HULK!
And I mean, folks...
LOL!
>>20192739hell yeah preach the good word fellow hulkamaniac
No lies detected.
Call it "wester" since only westoids celebrate it
Completely off topic tranny derangement /pol/ bullshit Nothing remotely resembling Pro Wrestling discussion Kill yourself OP
>>20197485Jesus was a brownoid and a thirdie (middle eastern)
>>20197424Kek looks like this got em bubblin for some reason
>>20197679Neither an argument nor a refutation.
>>20192739>The big man upstairs made us all either MAN or WOMAN, brotherSo are trans people? (Trans male or trans female) Why do you have a problem with them if they obey the bible?
>>20192747>only your body matters brother! >oh but also your soul brother! Kek make up your mind you fucking dumbass lmao
>>20197702you mean men dressing as women and vice versa
>>20192753>power of the human bodySo powerful that he couldn't survive a small simple surgery? Lmao very powerful indeed.
>>20197424>>20197679>>20197687>>20197702>>20197708>>20197712The seething mad trannies have arrived.
>>20197710Right in the end they assume only (one) gender, just like in the bible. Confused chuddie? Or never had a real argument before ?
>>20197715Im not seething at all, so many holes in your logic is what I'm pointing out. Had to stop reading the other greentexts as I lost interest.
>>20197722They are one sex and pretend to be the other is the point (gender isn't a thing)
>>20197687>all middle-easterners are brownYou sure about that?
>>20197728>>20197741sure ok whatever I'm bored bye btw hogans in hell lol
>>20197754Seethe, tranny.
>>20192739SLAM'EM HULKSTER
Hulkster wasn't even a proper christian. He was a scientologist and believed in reincarnation, so he's definitely burning in hell for his heresy.
>>20197754Not your fucking circus performer, you low-IQ chimp>>20197764>Hulk Hogan, 70, was baptized at Indian Rocks Baptist Church in Florida in December 2023, calling it the "greatest day of my life". He and his wife, Sky Daily, publicly committed to their faith, with Hogan expressing a "total surrender and dedication to Jesus". He had previously mentioned accepting Christ at age 14.Why do you go on the internet and spread lies about and against a faith you don't practice?
STILL RULES, BROTHERS!!
