Ladies and gentlemen, we must regretfully inform you all that there will not be a new episode of Saturday Night Metal tonight. We are making some improvements and so this one is taking a little bit longer. We do apologize for the delay, but I think you will find the final product to be worth the wait. We honestly could have just done a jabroni rush job, but that would have resulted in a show that is less than our best and less than our fans deserve. Saturday Night Metal episode 14 will be finished by next Saturday, and we are hoping to get a little bit ahead on the work so as to avoid any further delays. The opening promo will be posted in this thread when it is finished, and I might drop a few other little previews as well. Again, we thank you for your patience and understanding on this matter, and we look forward to providing you with a fine episode next week.
>>20227154>We are making some improvementscap
>>20227154all good brother cant wait for the next one
>>20227154BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>20227154good things are worth waiting for
>>20227154no worries man its not like we're paying you to do this shit lol take your time and let it cook
bump
and another one
>>20227154disappointing but understandable
>>20227154better late than shitty i guess
preempted by the westminster dog show AGAIN?!
>>20227154Saturday Night Metal got cancelled
>>20230288nope. just delayed.
>>20230247those fuckin pekinese bastards draw dimes, dont know how lol
>>20227154No epi?
>>20227154You know some of your wrestlers are paid by appearance, right? There's rumblings.
>>20227240Shut up, faggot. Your next Deadly KWAB is coming next episode.
>>20232054Nah all my guys are on guaranteed-money contracts, plus they're allowed to work the indies if they want. But to get real for a minute, the main thing that delayed this week's episode is the fact that I am making a full-length opening video for Saturday Night Metal. This involves pulling clips from nearly every match that has ever been featured on SNM, so it has turned into a huge task. However, we are confident that the show should be ready by next week. If time permits, we will also be turning some of the comedy commercials into videos.
>>20233277This sounds very ambitious, I'm looking forward to this.
>>20230607Nah it got cancelled
>>20234319Unlike your BLACKED.com subscription
Don't worry about it, PVE. Yer doin ' a good job, sparky. More and more kino production values just means the shows getting better by the day as it becomes ambitious in its undertakings. Just another mountain to climb and as they say; the higher the mountain, the cooler the breeze.Keep up the good work and hey,....more good times.
>>20234684Your patience in this matter is much appreciated. And you are correct, these little delays are usually done so that we can continue to improve things. As we like to say around here, a late show is only bad until it arrives, but once a shitty show is posted, it's bad forever. Here's a tiny little preview of the opening promo to give you an idea of what we got cookin.
>>20227154we're not going anywhere, cook it up
>>20236147very nice
>>20236147so i assume jake is in the promo too?
>>20238350he is indeed. that promo and the new SNM opener should be done tonight.
>"Uhh...hey Pepe Von Erich. *braps!* S-s-sorry the show isn't happening and all uhh...*pblth!* but uhhhhhh.....*poooOOOOOOOOOOOoooot!!!* c-c-c-could you ummmm....*wet, squidgey mashed potatoes sounds with every step* Could you show me where the uhhh....*breaks out in cold sweat, can't clench glute muscles any harder* where the uhh...*bites lip staring at every fire alarm he can lay eyes on* Could you uhh...t-tell me where the b-bathrooms in the arena are?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM2yZaVFDpo
>>20227154I was told K-WAB got cancelled
>>20242174I was told Kevin Nash got anally violated.
>>20242231You were told right
Alright, everybody! the new intro video for Saturday Night Metal is finally complete!https://www.bitchute.com/video/eI8E1rsL7ENE
>>20244101Great stuff, love seeing the show growing. Also is this a teaser? Would be cool seeing Raja return for KINOMANIA
>>20244235good catch, that particular clip is the Apu News screen for SNME14, and there will in fact be a small announcement regarding Raja Jackson. I've been trying to get him out of jail for awhile now.
>>20244101holy dimes
>>20244101great shit
>>20244101with all the glitches yesterday i missed this. its mmmmmmmbadass.
bumpity
This show ought to be a doozy
>"Pepe Von Erich, my name is Sensei Steven Seagal. When you get back from your hiatus, you're gonna give me a shot at the Gigadimes title or I'm going to come down to the arena and snatch every motherfucker birthday!"
>>20244101way too long
>>20250791would be funny to see him tag with putin lol
>>20251663kek
>>20244101fuckin right
>>20227154No one cares you fat pedo
>>20254074but enough about what the police said when they examined your hard drive lol
>>20254074Sorry that's what your father says to you at the dinner table whenever you come out of the basement and open your mouth.Be better.
>>20254074Still mad PVE won't trade CP with you anymore huh Lundy?
>>20254373nah thats just a tranny, xir is mad because his kind got banned from k-wab
give me a qrd on this silly little thing youre doing
>>20251663>>20252724>*mumbles and farts* Errruhhh...okay? Uhh, what do you guys need for me to join up on the roster? You need to see a sample of my best moves? Well here, *wheezes out of breath* whaddya think of this?"
>>20254959he might need to hit the weights and get a clue
>>20256096>*in weird urban/Jamaican accent out of nowhere* "Da fuck you just say about me?! C'mere!"
>>20244101Cinema
>>20250791>a shot at the Gigadimes titleYou would just offer another soul to the Deadman
>>20256798>"Hey, if there's some soul food involved, I'm there. Outta my way."Besides, it wouldn't be the first time Undertaker faced someone who shits his britches fighting someone.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aCMTpJx2cs
>>20256816damn when did steven seagal become fat dracula?
>>20257716https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKkUWcgCpcg
>>20257716What are you saying, he's not lithe enough for title contention?
oh no not the shitty larping faggot thread that was banned previously when you trannies were using AI generated joshi to larp as
>>20259291Sorry that happened to your thread, bro.You gonna bitch harder when the jannies delete your faggy Friction shit again?