All Elite Wrestling Presents DYNASTY from Rogers Arena in Vancouver, BC, CanadaHow To WatchUnited States: HBO MAX, Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, DAZN, FUBO, and YouTubeInternational: Amazon Prime Video, MyAEW, DAZN, PPV.com, YoutubeMAIN CARD (8pm ET / 5pm PT)>MJF (c) vs. Kenny Omega for the AEW World Championship>The Toxic Spider Thekla (c) vs. Jamie Hayter for the AEW Women's World Championship>Jon Moxley (c) vs. Will Ospreay for the AEW Continental Championship>FTR (c) vs. Cage & Cope for the AEW World Tag Team Championships>The Young Bucks vs. Kazuchika Okada & Konosuke Takeshita>The Dogs (c) vs. The Conglomoration & [Mystery Partner] for the AEW World Trios Championships>Chris Jericho vs. Ricochet>Andrade El Idolo vs. Darby Allin>Dynasty Casino Gauntlet Match To Determine A New TNT Champion!
>>20234332Wardlow is winning.
>Rush
megan bayne's massive futa cock
>de gay
TYBOPwho does everyone have winning this casino gauntlet? for me it's "the alchemist" hechicero
Buddy will be in this right?
I love AEW and Tony Khan is a handsome genius.
this is the worst ppv of all year. Mania won
why do i have to read the phrase "white manhood" here MULTIPLE fucking times a daywhat is wrong with you idiots
>>20234332>Toro Blanco>No es BlancoPorqué Tony
>>20234365you think he changed his pfp for nothing?
This means Danielson will be commentating Kenny vs MJF. Cool
TK I'm once again beggin' ya to fire Chobani
It's up to Jon and Will to save this pissant PLE
dragon lee >>>>>>>>>>>> roosh
>>20234370repressed sexual trauma board
>rush>his entrance theme isnt tom sawyer
>>20234370you can suck my big white manhood BITCH
>CHINGA TU MADRE!!bizased
>>20234381the commentary table should be a 3 man bench of danielson, taz and nigelfire tony or make him only do in ring announcements or some shit, FIRE EXCALIBUR ENTIRELY
>>20234383Who?
Has anyone ever actually won one of these matches early?It's an interesting gimmick but it always goes 30 minutes rendering the gimmick retarded.
Enough with the faggotryJust have Marina enter barefoot and win it
Do you know why they call him Bandido? Because he's coming to rob that BUSSY
>>20234378Yes.
>chinga tu madrethat's not very nice, Roosh
wardlow next?
this match is already better than the 2026 royal rumble
i forgor that bandido is the ROH champion
Why wasn't he eliminated for going over the top rope?
For me, it's when Bandito use his sister's stunt tetas
So are we getting a return here
>>20234393>FIRE EXCALIBUR ENTIRELYyou can't fire The Voice of AEW
>>20234408Dalton Castle was a better champ than Bandito ever was
>>20234409It's a gauntlet match, not a battle royale
ROOSH V
I love RUSH because his whole thing is making his opponent look like shit for 90 percent of the match then lose
>>20234411pretty peter avalon
>>20234424I wear giant man panties like Dalton
S P E E D B A L L
>>20234410Bandido's sister is over with me
speedball
>SPEEDBALL>SPEEDBALL>SPEEDBALL
>>20234437damn
>>20234430lol haven't heard that name in a while
>Speedball's theme
>>20234437she's gonna be a blimp by 30
FUCK EL CLON, THAT NIGGA AINT SHIT
when the fajitas come out sizzling
This is a Clon board!
clon board
tkd is the most useless martial art in the world
>>20234437why does his sister wearing comically small panties to gamecube night
>Clon revealing his eyesMystery ruined!
blew my mind when i realized that clon didn't have to be merely a clone of only hologram
LETS GO EL CLON YOU'RE THE BEST LUCHADOR
Hope Hologram comes out on this
>>20234453Buddy lost to this guy. Good match though.
>El Clon kills everyoneBASED BASED BASED BASED SO FUCKING BASED
El Clon out there moving like a 95 OVR
I would not be opposed to a Pac title run
HE IS........THE BASTARD
HE'S A BASTARD
>>20234370cos it's funny
What does Pac's diet consist of?
>>20234471with the TNT title THOUGH? he deserves IN/continental
Why'd PAC get rid of his cool black singlet
>>20234459Mexican tradition, the short shorts signify the GameCube's small market share within its generation
what happened to pacs old timey singlet
>>20234471him and Omega and OC's match for the title is heavily slept on IMO, it was one of the best matches from Kenny's entire run
>>20234479he's growing his hair out too, he's committed to looking dimeless
poppin MDMA to PAC's entrance music
ME MUERO POR BESARTE
>>20234437Not as sexy as their grandma
>>20234478He was already IN and continental is not a real belt
if PAC wasn't so injury prone and always having visa issues he'd be a really big deal i think
Who supplies Pac's roids?
PAC Classico?
>>20234477cum on toast
>>20234493i think he said he was natty once
Was Pac sitting there the whole show?
Someone PLEASE tell Pac he's an idiot for wrestling without KNEE PADS
>>20234437>her gimmick is she weights 4x times the weight of a man
>>20234490Tony should work everyone by coming out with a transatlantic belt
Garcia, another guy that needs to man up and get on TRT
you can hear the few individual cheers for garcia lmao
This show is losing me. What's left? The two world title matches and anything else? Getting a little bored
It'd be funny if the timer went off while someone was doing a long entrance like PACs
>>20234503Death to knee pads.
my boy D Gizzy is still dimes
i only watch AEW ppvs so i have no idea what this nigga is doing week to week but i seriously burst out laughing whenever daniel garcia is on screenis he meant as like a joke/comedy wrestler?
Sneedballthems...
>>20234507Dedicated to all of AEW's trans fans
Bowens is fucking anti-dimes, just relegate him to ROH already
Anthony Bowens is gay
Anthony Bowens owes me sex
Still zero reaction for Bowenetty
the zero tool player
>>20234526and the E-drones who think about them 24/7
>>20234513moxley vs ospreaythere's another match or two too i think
Anthony Bowens with the 2001 Royal Rumble Taz run
>>20234531nah you are
>>20234522No, he isn't. >>20234520Yeah, plastic dimes (worthless.)
Was Pac always this pale?
how does one go about making sure their shadow knows their story
>>20234530>>20234531>>20234532>>20234533>>20234535scissor me peedub<
Is there a limit or do they keep coming out of the clown car until someone wins?
are you ready to admit that max was the michaels?
>>20234549>
what matches are left?
Yjk the Andre BR is gonna be riddled with ad breaks and like 3 major spots max.
>>20234550they just come out
>>20234550it could go until everyone on the roster is out there
Bring out Caster or Hologram
>>20234550the 2nd one
>>20234550They start sending out the women to speed things up
>>20234550there's no time limit but there's only so many wrestlersi think it caps at 25 but there's never been a 25 man casino gauntlet matcheventually they stop coming out
>>20234550I think they originally said 21 is the limit, but they've never gotten close to that before
>>20234526make it happen Tony
CIAMPA LEAKY
>>20234555I know Thekla still
>mystery partner for the dogs match>it's the cat
daniel garcia is a wigger too? he just keeps getting funnier
>>20234551Everyone and their mother already knows that
>>20234550They need to have a couple veterans just to pop the crowd. Get Gangrel or Glacier out here.
>Two dimeless jobbers coming out with double J colour gearLike pottery
>>20234580It's Pretty Peter Avalon
>>20234583he's from buffalo
>>20234503>>20234495PAC dressing like a 1920s catch wrestler but still busting out the insane flips is a good bit
>>20234555>MJF (c) vs. Kenny Omega for the AEW World Championship>The Toxic Spider Thekla (c) vs. Jamie Hayter for the AEW Women's World Championship>Jon Moxley (c) vs. Will Ospreay for the AEW Continental Championship>The Dogs (c) vs. The Conglomoration & [Mystery Partner] for the AEW World Trios Championships
this is a good match
>>20234594I'm guessing the dogs are going to be the cooldown match again before the main event
That's a way better way to do the 21 Plex
anthony bowens could be the best worker in the world but unfortunately he looks like the default model in Create-a-Wrestler
YOU GET THE HERNS
we love yutes don't we folks
making yuta cut is hair was booking malpractice
>Rush got himself over organically af
>>20234594>trios title match after they just won it yesterday
ahhhhh the modern day stone cold
Did Mox make all the Death Riders dress like Young Boys?
bruh
MOOSEMOOSEMOOSE
>wheeler futa
all these niggas look the same
FUCK YEAH YUTABROS WHERE WE AT?????
>>20234608how the fuck was that not toni broi guess in some sense it was good booking because tony swerved everybody, i didn't see a single person thinking that it'd be yuta, he was by far the least predicted option
everyone getting their shit in
>>20234607Wheeler PUTA
is GODio GODstagnoli going to be in this match?
>>20234537Right. Mox and Will. Thank you kind anon
>>20234608they should have shaved his beard too
>>20234609Wrestlers who randomly forget that it's fake has always been over.
My GF just made the weirdest noise when she saw all those bulge closeups.
>>20234632Delete this
KEVIN KNIGHT
is this itno more wrestlers?no returns or debuts????
Did Schiavone just cum?
HOLY SHIT
pack of what? pack of smokes?
based kevin getting that singles gold
I SAID "YUTABROS WHERE WE AT????"
YUNG JET HOLY SHIT
BASED maybe
>aew is supposed to be better than wwe>here, here's your negro championsigh
LMAO Ciampa just changed companies to keep jobbing
carmelo hayes at home
How is this Garcia geek still doing the job in the midcard lmao
I marked out
Jay White is never coming back
weird how kevin knight didn't have to go to forward rolls school and change his name to blaque jackson to learn how to wrestle
BANG BANG BROS...
>>20234644yeah and all Yuta's fans replied to you
These girls are going to be stiffing each other
>>20234648>negro champions le bad because..... they just are OKAY!!!seriously kill urself
w-wait, where are Claudio, Mistico, Lashley, Benjamin, etc...? :(
>>20234651Our nigger is better than your nigger
My match is coming, Hayter is so damn hot
turkla killed /momo/
thekla is spiritually latina
>>20234663I am sorry you're American
No buddy…
Well that was... cringey
HEIL THEKLAHEIL OUR SICKOS
>>20234667She's not hot, you just like bangs and scarves.
>drinking on the job
>>20234651Kevin Knight is actually 6 foot tall
Pissbreak match.
I don't know if a drunk woman gimmick would work but I think Shida could pull it off. She already has a kendo stick too.
they have their own... uh... section of a wall from a pub?
i'm surprised the women's match is nexti'd have thought that would've been the third to last matchREMINDER that there is a trios match we still have to get throughthe(se my) dawgs (FR) vs the conglomeration (at least, OC and rodrick and ??? a mystery nigga)
>>20234681What if he likes accutane tier face acne?
i think jamie hayter could shoot heem me
>>20234681More like gingers, if her hair was dark I would ignore w
My white manhood shoots up like a ROCKET every time Hayters PHAT white ass is on my screen.im so erect right now that is bordering on painful. My mushroom tip is beet fucking red and i feel a faint heartbeat in the tip.is this normal? does anyone else experience something like this
>>20234686@TonyKhan hire this guy
>>20234663Nta and I am as racist as they come (I will never step foot in a major city) but even I know Kevin Knight has put in the work and actually deserves the strap.
TEKURA
>>20234332Tony didn’t show the replay of Kevin Shitter Knight destroying Speedball’s back
Hayter's music also good for poppin Mollys
They show Hayter taking a drink but we all know Thekla is the one actually entering this match drunk
are the brawling birds like that sheamus/pete dunne peaky blinders stable
thekla got aura
>Thekla will never buy you a beer and spike it so you wake up tightly wrapped in rope to a naked Thekla cackling when she yells let's get toxic and sips a mystery liquid she then spits in your face that immediately burns your eyes as you realize it's her piss
>>20234707basically
>G-g-guys did you know Thekla attacked the president of Stardom?No one cares Excalibur. Stop trying to get that over. Stardom fans were happy to see her leave kek
I WANT THEKLA TO WEB ME UP AND BITE MY HEAD OFF
theklabros we are going over tonight... right? right??
>>20234712is her piss toxic
>>20234679Mien champion
>>20234717thekla going over but the CEO coming out afterwards
>>20234722it's spelled mein, ya dunce
Jamie's ass gets bigger every week
damn thekla looking GOODT
>>20234712>as you realize it's her pissI wish I could un-read that
This midget is champion?
I think the Women's belt might be the best looking belt in the biz
i'm glad jamie has a female symbol on her gear, i wouldn't be able to tell otherwise
>>20234721Very much so
Need a gif of Thekla beckoning the camera to her when she was on the ropes in her entrance
>>20234729This "midget" can run circles around 93% of the Divas roster
Why isn't this a toxic slime match?
>>20234739Can she get a pop? This area is silent.
>>20234739but we ain't finna talmbout alexa bliss, blud
a very visual match
>>20234725My bad, I don't speak French
>>20234727the fishnet is my krypronite. and the tasteful pudge poking through it
if jamie didn't have that thigh tattoo she could be the perfect woman
>>20234741>This areaSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>you will never go club hopping with a tipsy and loud and boisterous Thekla that gets you kicked out of every other club
>>20234731The Hack Blastards
JAMIE HAYTER BUTT CHEEKS AND ANUS
>>20234698and to think wwe wanted him to do the pc in that smelly orlando warehouse
stream?
>>20234728You take that piss anon
excalibur said that thekla has powerful haunches
>>20234750has she become hollywood's IT girl yet?
>>20234749Oh no, I mistyped arena, better pivot.
how did referee paul turner not get a noticeable erection when the toxic spider thekla ripped his belt off to use as a weapon
the thekla mogging of ghoulia in america should be studied
>Hayter's jiggling booty
Jamie’s ass is fucking nuts bros
i know we joke around about girls having asses so big you cant penetrate them properlybut jamie's ass is legit so unnaturally PHAT that youd shoot need a solid 5 inches just to get in there.and even with that youd barely be getting your mushroom in there, so to speak. to actually stimulate her and reach her g spot, you'd need 6 to even maybe 7 full inches.AND EVEN THEN, because of all that booty meat, you better hope you can maintain a VERY stiff erection the entire time because you have to push apart all that meat every thrust.
hayter is too weak to lift thekla up the ramp lmao
>>20234760tony khan mandates chastity cages for refs in all thekla matches
Yep I'll be searching "ginger pawg doggy" on XNXX tonight
Jamie looked more dimes when she was blonde. This needs look sucks.
>>20234762Thekla is the Michaels of Donna del Mondo
I guess we just don't do countouts here
>>20234757cumboy detected beep boop
>>20234759better pivot your neck through a noose
>>20234762What's there to study? Not only can Thekla promo, she promos better than most Americans.
thekla hurt lmao
thekla is based incarnate
>>20234775
>>20234777who saw that coming eh
>>20234782You could hear my neck snap with how quiet this crowd is.
>>20234774>didn't include BBC
which one of them said "give me a minute"
>I said... Get out of my ring!Hilarious
Any twitter stories about the horrible smell in the arena yet?
>>20234793your parents can hear you cry while you masturbate every night and they laugh at what a pathetic fucking loser you are
DANGEROUS THEKLERS
Was Thekla's top falling off?
zzzzzzzz
>>20234802Why are you thinking about me masturbating you fucking weirdo?
does thekla have the toxic symbol tattooed "down there"?
Jamie was meh lookingThen got hot as sin.Then became meh looking again.And now she's hot as all fuck again.Fucking bipolar behavior.
>>20234788I hear she doesn't like "those people", if you know what I mean
>>20234798the show isn't at your house though
Thekla's butt is looking surprisingly nice
total piss break matchwomen cant wrestle
>>20234812I'm friends with your mom on facebook and she talks about it with everyone
>>20234816she did refuse to work for tko under any circumstances
Can't stop staring at Hayters ass, it's glorious. I feel like a perve
This little blonde is at least three apples tall
>>20234825>yeah bro you're such a faggot with how you fuck my asshole haha! what a loser!
>>20234813it's shaved into her otherwise-corpulent bush
>>20234817It is in North India thoughbeit
Thekla lost to kurara
>>20234827she's cool with it, perve on my friend
This match SUCKSSSSSSSSSS
>>20234834They don't get tattoos where they don't want people to look
>>20234832no it's not in texas last i checked
>>20234830
Why does Hayter has such bad acne?
this isn't even the first hayter vs thekla match where they've called jamie a "heavy hitter"
I want Jamie Hayter and Thekla to beat the shit out of me bros
>>20234841That's East India now. London is West India
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>>20234846shes on anavar
>>20234827It's not like you personally forced her to wear those booty shorts. Stare away my friend, this isn't reddit where we guilt trip dudes from getting a boner.
jamie is randymaxxing with how red she i
>The Mariah May/Thekla Stardom spot
Thekla is funny
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>>20234859>Mariah MayWho's that dude?
>>20234846Some people just inherit acne issues
Member when hayter used to hang out with Britt Baker and that other chick who I don't remember the name of? What happened to Britt? I haven't watched in a while.
Toxic yuri, the match.
>>20234863The woman who did that spot with Thekla years ago
>>20234868Like 96% of the locker room hates Britt so she just gets paid to stay away at this point. The other woman was Reba, who was more of a manager for Britt so she also went away once Britt stopped showing up.
Easy win
>>20234868She's in hiding due to stalkers forcing her to stop practicing medicine, ignore the missing legal medicinal cocaine that she totally wasn't diverting.
Spider sex with Thekla
slow match, horrendous finish
Mox is the villain we didn't know we needed
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Based opening move