All Elite Wrestling Presents DYNASTY from Rogers Arena in Vancouver, BC, CanadaHow To WatchUnited States: HBO MAX, Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, DAZN, FUBO, and YouTubeInternational: Amazon Prime Video, MyAEW, DAZN, PPV.com, YoutubeMAIN CARD (8pm ET / 5pm PT)>MJF (c) vs. Kenny Omega for the AEW World Championship>The Toxic Spider Thekla (c) vs. Jamie Hayter for the AEW Women's World Championship>Jon Moxley (c) vs. Will Ospreay for the AEW Continental Championship>FTR (c) vs. Cage & Cope for the AEW World Tag Team Championships>The Young Bucks vs. Kazuchika Okada & Konosuke Takeshita>The Dogs (c) vs. The Conglomoration & [Mystery Partner] for the AEW World Trios Championships>Chris Jericho vs. Ricochet>Andrade El Idolo vs. Darby Allin>Dynasty Casino Gauntlet Match To Determine A New TNT Champion!
>>20234835CM Punk won
>>20234835Hayter's sex appeal went away when I saw her zit covered face, wtf
Damn this is the gayest shit I ever watching
Sex with both these women
>>20234835Such a shit boring fucking PPV, there have been 0 surprises or returns, this is just a 4 hour fucking dynamite
>>20234856>I hate it when the wrestling show has too much wrestlingget back to your slop trough, piggiE
>>20234856>my heckin' PPV needs to be all heckin' surprises and returns and yummy debuts
>>20234845Monitor status??
Tony always puts the Women's title match between that weird spot where the under card matches end and the big matches begin so they end up with a kind of exhausted crowd
I LOVE THEKLA CHAN
>>20234845then stop watching your dads' wedding video and come watch wrestling with us
>>20234870That's literally every fucking AEW ppv
Good match
THEKLA HAD TO CHEATTHAT BITCH IS ASS
>>20234877HEIL THEKLA HEIL VICTORY
nice POV shot of Thekla there kek
please get the title away from midla
I wonder if Ospreay will politic enough to have Windsor beat Thekla
julia SEXO
yew muthafucka
>>20234889wizzerked
>Computer, I want you to generate 8 foot tall Jamie Hayter with a large futanari cock and a powerful maternal instinct
1000 YEAR SPIDEREICH
>>20234877Based troll Thekla
bruv vs the ace of the universe
>>20234856kevin knight winning wasn't a surprise? jericho jobbing wasn't a surprise?
>>20234835Next match is going to be an absolute shit show
>>20234856>4 hour dynamite
PLEASE POST THE POV SHOT OF THEKLA LOOKING AT THE CAMERA
Where’s the star power in AEW? There’s no celebrities there. All the celebrities want to be at Mania.
A nice little 20 minute broadway
I'm finna bouta load up a fat ball of dab for this
So Thekla is just keeping the belt warm for Mercedes
Where my Bruvs at?
>>20234838fpbp
i love that ospreay's emblem/logo thing is a goat kek
>>20234918Too bad the paying customers don't (still unsold tickets) KWAB
will is starting to sound kinda tweener with that promo about breaking necks
julia hart looks so much like my ex its almost unsettling.she also had a weird 'witch' gimmick IRL and made me read tarot cards with her weekly...the sex was INSANE and all 3 holes were fully in play, but she ended up dumping me and going back to her ex (soundcloud rapper)
>>20234917
>>20234937what a sport
what the fuck is this renee look
>>20234918Agreed, this would be so much better if we made a rap/country pop singer look competitive with our top stars.
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT MOX
>>20234937THANKS ANONTHANKS TO YOU I'M JACKING OFF TONIGHT
>>20234937Pure sexo
>>20234926>drunk and rotten smelling sex with #4 that i regret for the rest of my natural life
mox and renee being married is now canon in kayfabe
>>20234937absolutely toxic
excalibur should never be asked to discuss anything involving emotion he just sounds like he has no idea what they are but he read about them once
>>20234877thekla is literally jewish
>>20234937>her reaction when you last more than 5 thrusts
this is the alternative universe all in texas main event
>>20234962Juice and Toni will be the same soon
WHAT A FUCKING BEAST
What a way to heat up the crowd
>out of the corner with a hidden bladeoh yeah, this is gonna be a banger
That was a hot opening move
>>20234926Only the highest quality of slag for me
>>20234918we couldn't afford wayne brady twice
>>20234937>what you see after she goes a round with the 4 inch monster
>2 minutes in>mox is bleeding
>>20234989we are so back
>you have to pay $40 to have HBOMax give you PiP
unreal
>>20234989yeah, I'm thinkin' based
Was this a natural bleed by Mox?
bryan commentating death riders matches like they didn' t try to literally kill him
Seems like we're on pace for a 4-hr show
>>20234996SEXOOOOO
>>20234994I pay 0 dollars and 0 cents
>>20234962It always has been
Here is your finisher spam (You) were asking for
>>20235001It insists upon itself.
Darby in the front row
>>20234996Dangerously Toxic
87 iq MAX between these two wrestlers
KILL 'EM BILLY
if will's neck is still bad why tf did he come back?
>>20235018And that's a GOODT thing!
>>20234937>POV: You are Clark Connors
>>20235018Mox is actually very smart without all the waterbrain from booze
>>20235018wrestling is vibes the only good high iq wrestler in history is kenny
>>20235003it do very much be like that
>>20235021cause real men work through pain you little nancy
*wife's son
>>2023501886 of those are Mox
moxley should have beaten hangmaam at all in texas and retained throughout the rest of 2025 and to all in 2026 where ospreay beats him for the world title at all in londonwill vs mox would have drawn more than either will vs MJF or will vs kenny will end up drawing
>>20235019Batman could never
I think Ospreay needs to work safer because All In is right around the corner
mox's emote is so underrated
>>20235047Mox was tanking the ratings dude, they needed to get the belt off him and by the time Hangma'am did it,, it was months overdue.
>>20235047would agree if the early death riders angle wasn't shit
>>20235047Agreed except Ospreay shouldn't have beaten him either and we get a few more years of Mox hogging the belt.
Imagine Ospreay bussy.
>>20234845>I ever watchingSAAAAAAR
yea vince mcmahon is still the GOAT of pro wrestling and always will be, the only guy to ever think outside the box and try new things with the medium and he was vilified for it.This is stupid, ospreay comes back like hes gonna kick ass but then has stupid ass tape on his neck to do a lame ass "work the injury" match- how boring and derative- why not have ospreay whoop Mox's ass in 5 minutes because hes the best in the world and then go after mjf and become double champ?? thats how it would play out in a real combat sport- will's fresh and mox isn't!blog over
>>20235053Mox's everything is underrated
>>20235056It was Swerve that killed the ratings
CHOPPAHOPPA
These are real niggas
these niggas throwin' potatoes
>>20235067he's fuckin better than triple h, i'll give you that lol
>10 min alreadyHoly shit, the one match that needed to go 30+
>>20235073mashallah Mox is the realest niggaPraise Be Upon Him
Mox is in a fucking roll bro like all his PPV matches have been bangers
>>20235078Isn't this belt's gimmick that matches have a 20 min time limit
>>20235067>why not have ospreay whoop Mox's ass in 5 minutesfuck off retard
Osprey isn't holding back
This match rules
OUTTA NOWHERE
>yeah sorry about trying to break your neck a few months ago I was in a bad place>keeps trying to do it again this matchb...based?
>>20235078tony khan just thinks everyone does an 8 ball with the pape like him and doesn't sleep
>>20235087Yeah
Osprey losing his cool
motherfucking billy goat
>>20235097>sorry about trying to break your neck a few months agoMox literally never said that
>>20235077not a hard ladder to climb, hunter is even more unoriginal and archaic than Khan
kek what a kino match
ospreay heel turn BRILLIANT TONY YOU FUCKING FREAK
sick transition into the styles clash
>finisher spam for a worthless midcard belt This is insanity
>>20235101he's definitely hitting him with the Tiger Driver tonight
anyone ever hit their stepdad with a shoot hidden blade
i still have an erection from the jamie hayter vs thekla match.
>Time limit draw 3 hours into a ppv 11pm on a Sunday nightFuck you Tony
>>20235097jon moxley's gimmick is that he has severe autism and it's played like he's daniel day-lewis
Mox has that coke mouth droop
I’m falling asleep. I’ve had better matches with my grandma.
>>20235120lmao
>>20235110Billy really is a freak athlete
>>20235088moxley broke his freakin' neck! the most logical outcomes are either Ospreay squash (realism) or Ospreay just beats him so bad hes forced to vacate the belt then Will beats one of his jobber buddies for the belt instead (story progression)- dude said lets have a regular match
BAH GAWD KING
Holy shit, one of the best piledrivers I've ever seen.
>>20235118I don't care what anyone says, they can't make me hate Thekla
ospreay is a fucking madman
MOX NOOOOO
>>20235121No he's like if Heath Ledger's Joker was played by Gerard Butler
i'm getting worked
BASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
>>20235117Nah but I did puke more than I ever have in my life before I started drinking all over him
finish him, mox
BASED
Will can't kick out of this....
>>20235130Mox has the highest power level in AEW you dork
>>20235138He's more like if Gerard Butler was played by Heath Ledger's Joker
>guy who used the tiger driver on people keeps getting his neck broken in kayfabe
Bruvbros...
Tony's got some balls on him for some of these booking decisions.
My Billy goat is a jobber.
Yep, this is going until 12:30am.
Mox won wow
OTK, motherfucking Jon Moxley
this can’t be happening….
that's my FUCKING ACE
le heckin fighting spirit
BRUVBROS WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
>>20235151>power leveloh, youre one of those- yeah wrestling will never evolve, such a shame.
MOXWINSLOL
That's actually ballsy booking. Props Tony
All the return merchants taking Ls
what the fuck is the point of doing a combo like that, having the guy kickout, and then just have him get pinned like one move later?????? just have the combo end the match
this PPV stinks
>>20235159not gonna waste time putting this belt on ospreay when he's winning the big one at All In
>>20235117I would steal his beers and then hot tag my Samoa Joe body type mom when he would come after me
>>20235159
all the babyfaces are losing tonight, wtf?
BASED MOX
Calling it now, Ospreay's winning the Owen and challening for the World Title at Wembly.
>>20235185Kenny is winning
>>20235172got a little too big for his britches, found out what time it is
Hangman is the only nigga who can beat Mox
Tony fumbled the Ospreay return
only 1 (ONE) face has won tonight.plus we know MJF is gonna win
the continental title is the #2 title
i hate the antichrist and i hate wwe
neck breaker style remains god tierall I'm sayin
>>20235193like that retard can tell time
>>20235161oh no! the horror!!!!!why are you such a crybaby pussey
>>20235177as well they should
Renee looking old and haggard as usual
It's 11pm ET and Kenny and MJF are still up who are probably going an hour
>piledriver to stairs>multiple finishers>2 countOsperay is such a mark for himself. he is absolutely the worst of all time. worse than Jey Uso
>>20235196it's a rocky road to wembley
Mox saw will look at his wife and knew he had to break this niggas neck again
I gotta be up for work in 6 hours, how much longer is this shit gonna go on for?
>>20235185Darby, Kevin Knight and the Bucks won.
>>20235195And Kyle O'Reilly
>>20235217Such a mark that he loses?
>>20235178That's like every AEW finish ever. They're bullet proof until their invisible HP meter hits zero.
Over under on MJF vs Kenny Omega match time is 46 minutes rn on Kalshi.Do i hammer the over?
>>20235220At least an hour guy. AT LEAST.
>MJF wins tonight>Darby wins on Wednesday
KENNY WILL WIN
>>20235196Nah it’s gonna be a good story leading to Wembley
>>20235220FS Premium says there are 50 minutes left.
I hope it's Adam Cole and he does a flying headbutt
>>20235227That isnt the point you dumb nigger. You wanna be obtuse? I bet you got shoved in lockers in middle school and were molested by your own father. Its a fake fight, there is no losing or winning
COLDESTWHITEBOY INTHEGAMENIGGA
KINO
lol wut
>>20235249Bro a true mark would do all that and win
>>20235227don't expect E-drones to make any sense, they're not fully human
>>20235220theres 3 matches left and one is a kenny omega world title match (45 mins MINIMUM).this is going to 1 AM, maybe even 2.
>Kyle got the Kramer pop
idk about this one
kino actually
avant-garde wrestling
a fucking sitcom entrance
THIS IS WRESTLING *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
MY BOY KYLE
Give them all the Emmy awards
this is borderline experimental
>oranges on the tableThat's a Seinfeld deep cut, kids.
RJ City needs to be drawn and quartered
more like conglomerGAYtion lmao
>>20235258its a fake fight. a mark knows he can lose and still get himself over by making him look shoot tough. This guy is a pedophile, probably rapes little boys. You like a peodphile? Should I contact the fuckin feds?
Jim Cornette thinks this is stupid
>>20235067Degenerate shitter btw
I demand a full-fledged Conglomeration sitcom
>>20235263is Kyle gonna go full Kramer?
This is 1 of the 2 matches left right?
these my dawgs fr
KOOLYLE
very Lynchian style entrance there
nobody expected mox to be the michaels of the shield but here we are. it's undeniable.
What the fuck is with house mic? Sounds like a dystopian PA announcement
>>20235286cornette thinks coming out of a box is the best way to reveal a surprise wrestler, why not coming out of a doorframe
>>20235286Well he is right. This entire ppv is fucking shit. Jim won, Tony lost.
thekla is a lucky woman
FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA, FUCK YO COUCH!!DARKNESSES, DARKNESESS
that guy is swinging that shaleighly around in a very unsafe fashion
>>20235286oh you know he seethin'
why come only heels win tonight?
These my dawgz fr
WTF is this theme songthese are NOT my dawgs FOR REAL
Fuck your couch
>>20235283Fake fight or not, a true mark would put himself over
Hey Gay Kidd just did the thing that I'm going to do instead of watching this match
Clark Connors really doing the JD Vance gimmick
wtf the couch looked wet did gabe really piss?
THOSE ARE SOME WEAK STROKESTHEKLA YOU DESERVE MORE
>>20235298literally everybody expected mox to be the michaels of the shield. they picked him as the first leader and he was the most over of them the entire time.
gabe was fat near the end of his njpw run, how did he get in such good shape so quickly? wtf
>>20235280I appreciated it too
>Gabe pissed on the couchabsolute madlad
Conners is a handsome fella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWGP2dFhxzc&list=RDjWGP2dFhxzc&start_radio=1Real Dogs theme
wish i had a really strong piss stream like Gabe's. you could see it was a straight line.mine kinda just dripples out
not really into the dogs
>>20235303>YA... DELIRIOUS... MUTHAFUCKA...
>>20235321he was able to replace all of his mental health pharmaceuticals with much more safe and healthy homeopathic remedies once he moved to america
Are njpw fans happy to be free of these shitters?
>>20235312he did put himself over. He kicked out at 2 after 20 finishers. You sound like a fucking pedophile mate. NOW SHUT YOUR FUCKING NIGGER MOUTH OR ILL SQUEEZE IT SHUT YOU DUMB MARK BITCH FAGGOT. NIGGER MARK. I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS
Finlay is one CAW ass looking potato nigga. His dad may have been short but he stood out like a green thumb.
HOLY SHIT
>>20235337NJPW has fans?
Is O'Reilly's gimmick that he's Scott Malkinson?
>>20235343I see you double-dipping on that joke.
>>20235348KEKcan never unsee now
>>20235341Sounds like you're marking out
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
>>20235350Had to bust it out again for the PAYPES
>>20235348his gimmick is that he has severe, crippling autism
>>20235348He is really lame and short in person. I got a meet and greet with the AEW Experience. At least Willow brought the star power.
>>20235343If David Finlay ever went on a proper cut & got ANY abs, he'd have a great look & be absolute fucking dimes.He seems a bit less flabby than he used to be early on in his NJPW run, but still.
>SHUT THE FUCK UPNo need to apologize on PPV
I shoot need to find out how to have sex with my mom. I want to shoot massive cum loads down her whore throat. I know she wouldnt want to do incest, she a good jewish woman. But lemme tell ya one of these days ill walk out with my pecker out and she will just HAVE to suck her husbands beautiful clone cock
>>20235356I'm gonna fucking beat you with a stick
"obviously he's in great shape" is he bryan
Why do Canadians hate dawgs?
Hey bros I'm late to the match (was taking a MASSIVE shit). Who's the 3rd man on Orange Classidy's team?
>>20235353Im shooting on you, mark
>>20235358
>>20235372Kyle O'Kyle
>>20235370Kyle is a hometown boy
friendly reminder that canadian "people" eat mini donuts and coffee at sporting eventswhat kind of sick FUCK would be eating that during a wrestling show....go get a hot dawg and a DR PIBB you soulless canadians
clark is the michaels
>>20235373If you say so brother. Have fun with that
I do not care about the dogs.
>>20235372Jay White
Isn't this supposed to be a 3v3 match?
>>20235387for real?
>>20235348His gimmick is the gayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMFGErHVmKU
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>>20235380It's MISTAH Pibb
>Gabe legit hurt
>>20235380their milk comes in bags, fucking BAGS
>>20235392
>>20235387more of a cat person?
>>20235392Nope me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach bump limit
>>20235380Warm drink on a cold day wouldn't be bad
>gabe kidd injuredLOL
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300
He no sold the punch
>>20235405>>20235422
War Dog KWAB
The power of autism
>>20235422>>20235392You making these way too early man
IT'S TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT
>>20235489I miss Mark Henry saying that
MOVE ON TO THE FINAL THREAD
the jew is the devilwhat an interesting character, wonder what that could be based on?
>>20235500I'll think about it
