Clownsuka Edition:As of now there is no match for anybody at WrestleMania. We'll see if that changes but it's not looking good at all.IYO is being used to prop up a shitty Jade and Rhea feud nobody cares about.Giulia is the WWE Women's United States Champion. Giulia deserves better.Sareee is carrying on the spirit of Inoki.Meiko is leading Sendai Girls.Xia and Wendy posting is fine; they're just not officially part of the Klub.>Sareee vs Chihiro Hashimoto vs Saya Kamitani [special guest referee Meiko Satomura]. Fortune Dream 11, April 16th>Takumi Iroha (c) vs Sareee for the AAAW Championship. Marvelous 10th Anniversary, May 5th>Sareee & Takumi Iroha [Spark Rush] vs Chi Chi & Senka Akatsuki. Ito Dojo in Shin-Kiba, May 17th>Sareee & MIRAI vs Rina & Miku Kanae. Yumiko Hotta 41st Anniversary, June 5thhttps://x.com/WWEAsukahttps://x.com/KAIRI_officialhttps://x.com/Iyo_SkyWWEhttps://x.com/giulia0221ghttps://x.com/Sareee_officialhttps://x.com/satomurameikohttps://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaMhttps://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18Ehttps://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeIKCTV "The Most Fun Tour in My 10 Years Overseas?!":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L71EH-KqY_QPrevious: >>20203308
I wanna bust a fat nut inside of Asuka
>>20238169Daisuke is a lucky man
just announce Asuka vs IYO at Mania, for fucks sake
say boober please
>>20238357Say urine please
>>20238357
>>20238434
>>20238712also this match was the last time anything related to the US title got any second of screentime on SmackDown. They might as well retire the title at this point
making Giulia promote WrestleMania when she doesn't have a matchhttps://x.com/WWEJapan/status/2043524323382792581
>>20239172who cares
Iyo seems to have deleted the Twitter post calling out Asuka and saying "see you in Vegas".So looks like I shan't be watching mania
>>20239603fuck this gay earth
>>20239603still up on insta, though
>>20239172so report all of his spam threads. if everyone in here does that he'll be pissed>>20239289back to you buttplug discord
Jerry Fish
>>20239663That one on Instagram doesn't have "see you in Vegas"It's been demoted to backlash. They can enjoy being on the undercard of Jellyrole V McAfee
Iyo vs Kairi tonight
HUNTER WHY COULDN'T YOU GIVE ME THIS MATCH LAST WEEK YOU STUPID LONG NOSED KIKE FAGGOT!
>>20240552>Allegiant StadiumACK
>>20241098on NOW
not getting my hopes up
Ishowspeed is gonna get a mania win before Asuka
>>20242469Nikki Bella is cleared too
Kairi won!!!!
>had Asuka point out that IYO went into Mania last year as the champion but it is now just Rhea's sidekick>did Kairi vs IYO, with Asuka interference to cost IYO>still didn't announce Asuka vs IYO at Maniathis company is fucking retarded
Asuka reminds me more of Kanae Yumemi than whoever that other JAV girl is in the other thread
>>20243062what other girl??
>>20243374
>>20243477this looks like Kana if she were from a parallel world where she is skinnier and less husky
>>20243451Iyo 5head reveal
In what way that Kairi vs Iyo match helped their story? Kairi winning means that Asuka is right about caring for Kairi. Tough love or whatever, but Asuka cares about Kairi and will do anything to see her win, which is much more than what Iyo would do for her. After all, she abandoned her for Rhea twice already. First time when she joined Rhea and the second time today, when she did nothing to stop the match. Or what? Her idea of helping Kairi is beating the shit out of her???In the end, the booking has done so much dirty to Iyo. She should have been written like a hero who will rescue her sister/lover from her own bad decisions. It should have been an inspiring story that helps people in such abusive relationship to break from them. Inspire people to fight for each other.Instead is a fucking joke where every week the abuser is proven right. What a fucking grim company.
>>20243626The booking is really muddled and it's resulted in a story with too many shades of gray. But WWE can't tell stories like that, and they don't work with 1 minute a week as each episode gets boiled down to a simple extreme. The story was that Asuka doesn't care about Iyo or Kairi as she came back solo and btfo Iyo when she thought she was gonna win queen of the ring "We're not in damage control anymore".Then she loses to Jade and immediately jumps back to Kabuki Klub by saving Kairi the next night on raw. Then reunited with Iyo right away as if she never left and wasn't planning on going solo. The story was clear, Asuka is not what she was before and this is her best path to success, she didn't care about them, only the succes they'd bring her (tag belts) and being associated with the champ (probably to turn and beat her later). But then Rhea comes into the picture and is taking Iyo away so Asuka gets more controlling to keep the "family" together. Iyo breaks away and gets beat up, RhIyo happens and that fued is dragged the fuck out, but should naturally end with Iyo beating Asuka and helping Kairi break free from her ever increasing control.But now it's been so long and so much has happened, Asuka was just right, Iyo shouldn't have left, Rhea made her worse, Iyo clearly doesn't care that much about Kairi despite making the occasional comment about how she should leave Asuka. Asuka does seem to care as she saves her a lot, she's just a bitch about it and will throw Kairi into danger to save herself as she cares about herself more (but so does Iyo). And now Asuka is litteraly helping Kairi win, even as a pawn to get back at Iyo, while Rhea is causing Iyo to get beat by Jade.Theres some interesting complexity to Iyo needing to become her own person, but she already was before this whole thing. There is some interesting complexity to Asuka being beaten and forced to come to terms with her new reality. But WWE can't tell a story to save their lives.
>>20243865
>>20243872
>>20243865>>20243872The mega powers implode of the 21st century
>>20243917who's Hogan and who's Savage?
>>20243963Sally Hogan, surely.Though she does have the rage of the Macho Man in her oooohhh yeah!
https://x.com/esyntial0122/status/2044070112110465315
>>20244811me in the back
>>20244811in 4 months she changed her name and got browner
do you guys have any hope for Asuka vs IYO being added to WM?
>>20245435it's over
>>20245435nah ids ogreI aint even watching Mania now. That was legit the only match I cared about Fuck this gay kike ran Fed
>>20245435I think they might actually book Asuka vs Iyo as a surprise on Night 2, brag about how they listened to the fans, then deliberately not give them enough time. Passive aggressive way of punishing fans for demanding something and talent for getting themselves over, an old WWE tradition.
>>20244811lmao why is her name gloria?
>>20245645That's her shoot name
Asuka literally treating Kairi like a dog here lmaohttps://twitter.com/ioskies/status/2043870232423338421/
>>20244811definitive proof she used to use roids. Five months of intense training and all that muscle gain ,and she STILL doesn't look even close to her peak physique.
>>20246173needs to get back on them
>>20246173It was obvious to anyone with eyes>>20246772It was a much better look, that's for sure
>>20245925NOW I WANNA BE YOUR DOG
>>20247026It's sad because I can bet my house that if she got big and muscled again, Triple Gaytch would push her to the moon.
Kairi's pancake butt with Asuka milk for breakfast
>>20247234She looks like a midget here lmao
>>20248001Her face is also filtered to hell
>>20247457for sure, but it's too late for that now
>>20248001She kind of is, she's the same size as Kairi but much wider
>>20245925>>20247371I'm loving the Asuka "good girl" dog whistle stuff. She's such a dirty momma
>>20248538Meanwhile Kairi appears to have 6 foot long legs here >>20243753She's strangely tall/leggy for such a shorty.
Asuka calling Kairi a good girl during the pussy eating sessions
>>20248351It's not. I bet getting roids in the US is the easiest thing in the world
4chan is dying
>>20249424She looks hungover. I bet she vomited the night before.
>>20249883nah she's just tired from all the lesbian sex with Xia
>>20249883She must have had 2 full sips of beer!
I thought all joshi had high alcohol tolerance.
>>20250722Asian women can't hold their liquor even though they love to drink
>>20250722Japs are lowkey harder drinkers than even the Irish or Russians. But they kayfabe it
/Kabuki/ bros, I checked off another Vegas spot frequented by Asuka while I'm out here for Mania week, Wicked Spoon. It was pretty good.
I'd love to drink heavily and go out dancing with Asuka.
>>20250801Let us know if you see a wild cougar, roaming the desert for young men
xia li won the belt again
>>20250807for me its arcade, pizza parlor and finish the night with dive bar glam rock karaoke
>>20238169She's so hot that she needs to paint that awful centipede on her face to repel men. Oh, and I want to smell her butt
>>20238357イタリア人と日本人
>>20239876カイリちゃんがかわいい
>>20240377くらげ
>>20241098Imagine the bush scent
>>20250974That just shows her corruption. If there was a safe, and not too disgusting way to do it, I bet she would want insects walking around her face to create the "horror" effect of evilness.
>>20250877That's what I was hoping for there. In past trips I hit up that arcade in the Excalibur that gave us the clip of her saying We Don't Care while waving those prize coupons, Nine Fine Irishmen in New York New York and the Hello Kitty donut truck outside of it with no luck of seeing her at either of those spots as well.
>>20251032She doesn't accept any romantic approaches. But that doesn't mean you can't approach her normally as a fan and appreciate her romantically in secret.
>>20251093I wouldn't break a Commandment with her, but I would talk about 80's rock and metal with her, especially Iron Maiden.
>>20251100Ask her if she knows how sexo she is, what she does to men all round the world.
>>20251118I don't like this
>>20251379Same. I like cute kabuki art.
Sareee will wrestle in the main event of Fortune Dream 11, then take a plane to Las Vegas to wrestle another match for West Coast Pro/Marvelous
>>20251458
>>20251458>Big hash V sally V sayaThat's the biggest match in Japan right there
>>20251466and I don't think there's a way to watch live, which is a shamealso, correction: it's the semi final, not the main event
SoonIyo will not take the disrespect much longer.
>>20251552beggin' tranny
>>20251458not much of a surprise but this went to a 30 minute draw. According to the uncs posting on X it was a great match
>After wrapping up the thrilling 3WAY with Kamitani Saya and Hashimoto Chihiro at Fortune Dream 11, Sareee burst out of Korakuen Hall and made it to the airport for a last-minute check-in! >She’s safely set off for Las Vegas!
>>20250841>>20252901>>20252906Krystal Davis is wrestling now?
>>20253694of course that's where your mind went
I think Asuka's hair style and colour during her injury might be one of her best.
>>20254159agreed
>>20253694Webdy is much hotter than that BBC lover hag.Kya Tropic is a much better match
>>20252906Her smile is really really pretty :)
>>20253694Wendy looks more Alona Bloom to me
>See you soonhttps://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/2044878687628316855
>>20253694>>20254441>>20254643
>>20251118>>20251379>>20251392I think Asuka would appreciate the avant-garde, surrealist style of this drawing.
>>20254826>>20254647>Meet n'Greet MommyGod she looks so good!! I could never not spaghetti out in front of her. The sexual aura is too intimidating
Asuka continues to monitor the player of interest, Shirakawa Mina
>>20254647>>20254826Loving this hair metal rocker chick look shes doing recently. The dark eye makeup looks great on her>>20255247Based big booba talent scout
>>20254647|[ OK. ][ We'|| See. ]|
>>20255552If you meet Asuka in person Godanon, don't go schizo on her.Though I wonder what she'd think about all those AI lewds that were posted of her
>>20255804>Iyo hangs with Rhea>Iyo hangs with AJ LeeWhy is she friends with all the head case wrestlers
>>20255866maybe IYO is one, too
Giulia vs Tiffany for the US title is set for Smackdown tomorrow.Gaytch gonna put the title on Shitter Time.
>>20255877She fucked Nozawa of course she is
>>20255877She's the nutcase supreme.Not that that's a bad thing.
>>20255877>maybe>>20256341that's Asuka actually [Complimentary]
The only way Asuka ever gets a Wrestlemania moment is if one of the oil tycoons in Saudi Arabia demands it.
>>20256451TURKI ALALSHIKH, HEAR OUR /KABUKI/ WAR CRY. ALHAMDULILAH
>>20256246>Giulia vs Tiffany for the US title is set for Smackdown tomorrow.not surprising. Probably gonna have Kiana turn on Giulia to cost her the title. Tiffy already said she wanted Chelsea's help so they'll be a group together. Hopefully after that Giulia just gets the fuck off SmackDown so she can be put into the Asuka/Kairi/IYO story on Raw.
>>20256486I would actually watch saudimania for Asuka
>>20256734Same. I'm not tuning in at all this weekend since they cut the match entirely. There's nothing else on the card I care about. But if it was on that show I'd still watch just her match.
Xia invites you to get erotic autographed pictures from her personally.
Master Ken is the king of Asian women
>>20257051
>>20257047Has anyone here bought anything off her passes?
>>20257060I'm waiting till she posts actual nudes.
I saw them setting up a little stage with the branding for the Rock's tequila at the Luxor yesterday. I get up today and hear a roar from a crowd. So when I get down to the casino level there's a shitload of people there. When I finally get by that stage Giulia and Kiana James are doing a free photo op there. The line for it eventually went out the main entrance to the place. Either everyone was looking for a freebie or Giulia and/or Kiana are really over.
>>20257051Ken-samaTeach me the way>>20257076How was Giulia looking ?
>>20257047Makes sense, after all, she's like that.Someone should get her to sign "I'm like that" on the pic of her ass.>>20257076Thank you based Kabuki updater
I got a weird question, would Xia be considered ugly in China?I feel like the platonic ideal of a woman in China is a thin, pale women with big boobs with large eyes but a small head.
>>20257051>>20257056I saw a clip with him and the 2 TNA asians who used to be on NXT and he was having them read his belt and it said like sweet and sour soup and pork fried rice
>>20257076based /Kabuki/ reporter on the ground in Vegas
https://x.com/KAIRI_official/status/2044990387903934921
still with Batman
Sally made it in time
>>20257461>>20257467>>20257471>>20257476>>20257480Kairi just needs to get into a hard cut. By now her body behind that fat is so ripped, Gaytch would push her to fucking Mars.
>>20257662I hope she can find a Haagen Dasz shop so she can enjoy her favorite ice cream flavor.
>>20257480very sexy tanned Kairi
>I made it safely!>I got there just in time!>Time to go wild!!!>Arrived in Las Vegas. On my way to the event. Proud to start my 15th anniversary with a double header on two continents in same day. >Looking forward to show Spark Rush in USAhttps://x.com/Sareee_official/status/2045018245095444480
>>20257476>>20257471>>20257777Loving Kairi's tan, I used to be Asuka exclusive, but she's really grown on me.But >>20257480 this pic is absolutely fiendish
>>20257778Sally Hogan working 400 days a year, brother
>>20256451did you hear how over asuka was in saudi for the QOTR finals? bigger pops than she's gotten anywhere in the west since her return. this is likelier than you think.
it's giuliOVER
>>20258206yeah we know
>>20258111The CHEEKS on this woman!!
come home, Giulia
>>20256451|[ We||, I D0 Demand iT].[ And I'm ABOVE (:(The Rich Oil Tycoons of Saudi Arabia):)... ]||[Funni|y EnouF]
I just went through like two months worth of Raw to catch up for Mania. Why the hell aren't they on the card? I'm expecting a run-in of some kind during the Rhea/Jade match but that doesn't satisfy my Asuka lust.The only other people on the show more than them were Penta (stuck in a multiman clusterfuck with no story) and Bayley (stuck in a multiwoman tag team clusterfuck where she is the only one with a story). Does HHH suck?
>>20258760Why would you waste all that time watching that shit?
Giulia bros, I'm worried>>20254160
I haven't been here in months. Why hasn't the schizo been banned yet?
>>20258921nah, Giulia won't be released this soon but sadly she can be made even more irrelevant until she is
>>20259081He's a janny/Mod.
let's see Xia's nipples
>>20258162butt to face action?!!
>>20260102the state of this title
>>20260102it's NOT giuliOVER
>>20260176for another week, but honestly I wish they would have just gotten it over with
>>20259432>>20259610>>20259615Pure, communist SEX.
somehow Paige returned
>>20260102Tiff should win and face Giulia at WM.
>>20260231WWE should have done 16 matches for Mania.Asuka vs IYOGiulia vs Tiffy for the women's US titleSD tag team title slop
>>20260499is the women's US title or the WWE tag team championship(s) the most KWABbed title in current WWE?
>>20260529women's US title has never been defended on a PLE, it's by far the most KWAB title in WWE
>>20260102lel they just realized people would revolt and start hating Tiffany if they pulled this shit.
>>20260616the only people that would revolt would be smarks that hate tiffany already anyway, the live crowd would be happy
>>20257778Sareee isn't afraid of the grind.
>>20257778sarreee a real 1
>>20257467Is this who Kairi left her husband for? She's always taking pics with him
>>20261045a steroid mongrel? likely. but he has no testicles and probably needs to get fisted to get off.
>>20261045Body language says no. Kairi is for Mina and lesbian encounters with Iyo.
Doesn't look like Asuka and Iyo will be on SD tonight.
>>20261876That's looks nothing like her.
>>20261876AI slopShe doesn't have a sister either, she's an only child.
>>20261079Kairi is cute, but she is also like that. People don't see it in her but people failed to see how trashy Paige was despite how obvious it was.
>>20261850Shan't be watching, but I'll check it out if they end up turning up. Theres always a chance the Jade/RhIyo story involves them
>>20262532What did Kairi win?
>>20262492Paige was never cute and always looked like she walked out of a blackedraw scene
>>20262536She beat Iyo on Raw this week.
>>20262492Kairi and Braun Stroman, Kairi and Omos, Kairi and Batman, and now Kairi and muscle chink. It all fits a pattern
It's over.
>>20262492>>20262727Paige gave off big time slag vibes even back in her prime
>>20263131
>>20261899>>20262156>not recognizing KairiFake fans
WWE is a disgrace
>>20255247>>20262532the watchful eye of Mother
send Giulia, IYO and Kairi to Marigold, please
>>20262492love this kawaii lil' SLUT
Will Asuka show up to the HOF and mog everyone again like a few yrs ago. I hope so.
>>20264680https://x.com/WWE/status/2045343132108345691
>>20264744>>20264807God, she looks so fucking good!!!the Alpha MILF
>>20264807Asuka looking so damn fine! Kairi too
>>20264807Kairi looks like a mermaid Princess.Asuka looks like a ravenous sex cougar millionaire.
No mania matchy?
>>20265510nope. Fuck WWE
>>20265510The bookers are retards, yes. That's true.
>>20264799Xia on the prowl in Vegas with an onlyfans whore, will she show up in a video for some steamy lesbian action?
>>20264799theyre going to the HoF. if HoF = Hoes openly Fucking!
>>20265931They went to Powerslap
>>20264807Beautiful glamorous Kabuki Warriors.
>>20264799These white cock hunters are on the prowl.
https://x.com/_Infinityspot_/status/2045389365484879981>Asuka, when asked about her legacy and career>"I'm a legend, a pioneer, I'm beautiful, I'm gorgeous, I'm number 1"She knows just how good she looks!
>>20264807My beloved Kabuki wives <3
>>20266630Cute mom. And she knows she's sexo too.
>>20266630And I mean, folks..............
>>20266826>no WMthat is fucking gay. I blame iyo and her leg hug on hhh, that led to stephanie getting them all off the show
>>20266897those are some smooth soles on giu. she must have a gorgeous pussy area.
>>20266867Regular clothes and clown makeup still makes me diamonds. It's a dimes look, honestly
>>20266976Giulia looking like a ghetto elf Thanks webmchad
from Kairi's IG stories
>>20267038very cute
>>20266877What leg hug?
Did they say yet when Giulia vs Tiff is? Next week on Smackdown or still maybe today/tomorrow?
Lol Zeda took Xia to see PowerSlap last night. Hope Xia doesn't get any stupid ideas to do it.
>>20267709It if was gonna be at WM they would have announced it by now.
>>20259081which schizo? there are multiple
>>20267038THE KAWAII WARRIORS :3
This should be the next thread pic
>>20268656I'll work on new in a bit
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