MONDAY NIGHT GAMETHREAD RAW #8
smell me when I'm smelling pies
Attention everyone, something has recently come to my attention.This is not actually the 8th gamethread tonight and the OP is juking the numbers in an effort to make it seem more active than it actually is.
WHAT
>>20242560>This is not actually the 8th gamethread tonight and the OP is juking the numbers in an effort to make it seem more active than it actually is.who cares?
>GO HOME SHOW TO MANIA>thread slow as fuckhow does Paul still have a job the first RAW on Netflix threads were hitting limit in like 10 minutes
>>20242560ok. don't care
IHATEEVERYTHING ABOUT YOUwhy is this emo fag singing three days grace
The crowds keep treating Punk like a heel
They did not WHAT Oba Femi btw
Holy cringe just turn him heel for fucks sake
>complimenting RomanI hate these types of fucking people who compliment you to try to win you over
CALL THE FUCKING WHAMAMBULANCE
I hate the low IQ subhumans behind Punk waving their arms because their cheap seat asses are on TV for once.
why is punk trying to make himself cry
Philetty sucks wtfbring Pat GOAT
>I'm jealous of you>I apologize to youWhat a fag.
>>20242568I’m jerking off to jav porn tonight now
CM PUNK'S EUPHORIA
Good promo
HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
Do something
BOOOOOOOOOphil lost his edge what a cucked fag
>punk gets in the ring>roman does nothingAND NEWWWWWWWWWWWW
Did Phil get a talking to that he had to go back and cut a groveling emasculated promo as penance?
Holy shit this is boring. No wonder why he doesn't have a kid
god roman fucking sucks
>>20242516This sucks
jesus christ nobody gives a shit
damnpunk conquered the dutch indies?
tell your story walking Phillip
This is just the same story they're doing for the women's match.
Punk went to Japan?
>>20242584Grow up
what the fuck kind of pussy ass gay ass bullshit ass shit is this first gucci makes that wack ass i snitched song and now this
>i went to Japanno you didn't
punk wanting his foid fans to go "awww he's being emotional it's so cuteeee why can't men open up about their feelings I love you daddy punk"
>>20242600Easiest job in the world
>>20242615He is celebrated there amongst the Dutch tulips
Punkbros...we are crashing and burning
>>20242622>>20242627Zero-One
>>20242622King's Road Phil
This nigga never went to Japan wtf is he talking about
>you're great>I'm sorry I talked about your father>city name for the only pop so farPat save me
He practiced this in the mirror and it's cringe
Why didn't he just have children if he wanted a family it's not good to have a grey beard and no children
>>20242628and it's gonna work god damn it
crybaby bitchhe's crying like oba
sybau chez ong
>>20242628gotta love the chick magnet ya just gotta
Triple AAA is so much better than this shit
what the fuck is this build bro
This would be a good promo if they were forming a tag team
Pat won without even trying
>BOOORING BOOORING BOOORINGThat's all the crowd has to chant
This nigga gonna hug n kiss? Dafuq is this shit
Is this the worst go home RAW ever ?
This is turning to gaykino
>i hate you because the crowd missed youRoman nooo you sound like a bitch here
This is gay. Bring out Rhea so we can laugh at her
Bring out Pat and Jelly Roll Let's get a real feud going
>>20242659CAN THEY CO-EXIST vince would've done it
OTCOTCOTCOTC
>no one chants for punkkwab
That's it?
THAT WAS IT???
it feels like they want to fuck right now. anyone else. thats the vibe im getting
...that's it?
That was anticlimactic
WTF
>>20242671>simpgo back to your NXTroon gaythread
Wait that’s IT? This is the last raq before Wrestlemania? Gunther, Samoans, rusev?
This is highly erotic I cannot write gaykino this good
Fuck you that sucked lol
TOP KEK what a joke
>>20242681did you want le epic battle all over the place where backstage people run in to try to stop them for 10 minutes?
low energy
wow, i can't wait for slopamania. tell me when i'm telling truths
Jesus that was ass. Punk didn't even clap back to McAfee.
>nostalgia trip>says the fag that has been champ forever
Would've served better as a backstage promo but I get it
Imagine if their first promo segment after the Rumble was what we got tonight
kino
???that was it?it was all a HOMOSEXUAL EROTIC talkwhere is the fightwhere is the bloodhow come Ludwig and Chad almost killed each other on caturday, they are the top of the attention for wrestling fans, and these two "best in the world" retards refuse to brawl it out
>i love you>i love you too man>lets kiss broalright
That was fucking retarded and a nothingburger. What a waste of time
I skipped jerking off to WMAF for this shit?
>>20242705That was given to Becko/AJ last week kek
I seriously don't understand how Mcafee got more personal with his short promo than this whole feud did with weeks of build
>>20242713>i love you>i love you tooMeanwhile they exclusively stated why they hate each other
can Undertaker kill HHH and take over the company?
>I'm jealous of you :(>I'm jealous of you too :(Yeah Raw is definitely being written by a woman
>>20242729Stephs back
>>20242729>written by a womanshit you're probably right. I cant imagine any guy thinking that was good
>>20242722It wasn't really the backstage sitdown vibe that I found similar but more so both guys dropping all of the weeks and months of shit talking and just speaking from the heart and being brutally honest with each other and themselves
>>20242725hate is a strong emotion and the opposite of love, which means they loved each other at some point kek
I like how WWE's way of telling you to buy WrestleMania is by going THIS PRODUCT SUCKS NOW remember when it was good ?
>>20242728Nah we need him in aaa
Please tell me twitter/reddit didnt like that promo either
Did someone tell them it was getting too dark and snarky and mean? Hard to explain how everything they’ve been building for the last 6 weeks led to….that? To spend the final promo before the big main event praising each other?I mean, I give them credit for keeping the main thing the main thing (the match) and not detouring into ticket sales, Pat McAfee, or the Uso’s again. But man, that was the kind of promo you cut toward the start of the build up, not the end. Bold choice Cotton.
>>20242748Who gives a fuck
>EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS PAUL LEVESQUE LEE FITTINGHumiliation ritual
at this point a seff main event would be more interesting than this
therapy session ahhh promo
That’s Livs new theme btw. Cole confirmed it
Why don't they do shit like opponents breaking into each other's house anymore?
>>20242743I mean I get that they couldn't fuck each other up again given that they've put each other through a table, but it still felt anticlimactic regardless. They didn't even let Punk run his mouth on Pat.
shame both guys can't lose
>>20242753I do
https://youtu.be/tunuuZ_XMGA?si=e9P2u3dm9s6q8xY9do me a favor bros. watch this episode of wcw. it's russo kino and is a good palet clense after how bad WWE has been lately. even in WCW's most schizo time it was 20x more entertaining than wwe is now.
>>20242785double DQ
>>20242516Oh fuck yeah ol' stone cold is gonna goon to this match and take a nigger dong hit on the popper bottle everytime the nigger pins brock.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5eDQR_ziKE
>>20242777cody showed up at drew's house and people clowned on it
>>20242804yeah because they tried to film it like a Hollywood movie instead of a white trash wrestling show like booker t v stone cold or even more recently la knight breaking into lojeets house
>>20242777Erm, LA Knight just did??
>>20242749This. It's a poorly executed reactionary fuck you to what TKO have done to Cody vs Orton
Wrestlemania’s gonna suck isn’t it
>>20242749Slice it. that fucking sucked and I regret not tuning out once the heatless midcard tag match started
>>20242811It's a perfect example of what I don't like about modern WWE, too sterile and professional.
Who the fuck listened to Three Days Grace before writing this garbage promo
>>20242891>Who the fuck listened to Three Days Grace before writing this garbage promo>>20242570>I>HATE>EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU>why is this emo fag singing three days gracejej
It was an average show with a lot of filler.
