>Randy Orton segment>MFTs vs Wyatt Sick6>Jacob Fatu promo>Damian Priest and R-Truth vs Kofi Kingston and Grayson Waller>Jade Cargill segment>Number one contenders match for the United States Championship: Jordynne Grace vs Tiffany Stratton>Trick Williams segment>Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss vs Bayley and Lyra Valkyria>Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal>Cody Rhodes segment
TU TU TUUTU TU TUU
maryse milky
This is the thread.
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JUST ME UCE
>>20262485rhea ripley is cutting againvery sad
>>20262508JUST US UCE
Maryse's tits looked great.
SAMMYSOSA SOSA
>>20259624We need an archive of Total Divas and Total Bellas to watch again
>more foid threadsTHANK YOU SAAR!!!!
>>20262485i was helping my mom with some shit, i kiss a cake in the face segment?
I would inseminate Nia Jax.
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>>20262508DOWN SINCE
>>20262521total sluts gamethread coming soon
wish they'd add more commercials
HEY KIT, YOU THERE
>>20262498i used to think she was french but her being shoot canadian explains the whole being a whore thing a lot more
>>20262485Why is this dude always crying?
CRACK KILLS
>*breaks down* uhh sorry can I get a minute>continues rollingWE'RE LIVE PAL
>>20262552powerhouse hobbs... lived a hard life
This nigger again?!
we wuz
why would they admit his mother was a crackhead….. just say she died
this nigga got hi ass turned OUT! def got sugar in his tank LMAO
Why the fuck do they keep trying to paint Royce as a bitch
Damn this dude had a lot of shit happen to him
cryin 45+ unc nigga
>>20262553Yup, just ask Hogan.
Why are they laying on the sympathies for Royce so much? This has turned cringe as fuck
wtf is this
He's a good kid. I thought yall said he was 40?
"nobody from my era in east palo alto" is a very specific qualifier
>>20262561Afraid fuckin' So
I like this segment quite a bit.
>>20262560Had to add more sympathy for this monkey
WHY DIDNT HOBBS SHOW ANY OF THIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT WHEN I HAD HIM????
FENT?
>BLACKROCK PLS GIVE US MONEY LOOK AT THIS POOR 45 YEAR OLD IMPOVERISHED YOUF
>>20262552Why you cryin' Keyes?Why you cryin'?
>>20262555
>Uhh yeah let's debut this giant brickhouse of a man and make him cry every segment. That'll really get him over.
>>20262560>>20262562They want to build sympathy with the fans and paint him as an underdog face
>>20262575tonedog aint about that gay shitkeep that faggot ass bullshit in the epstein tranny fed
HOLLERIF YA HEAR ME
that's jordynne grace
So they are gifting him the Andre the giant award
>my mom sucked nigga nutz for crackI guess bro
10% white? america is so strange
>>20262579>maaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHH
HOLLA
Didn't Kurt Angle win gold medals with a dead dad, dead coach, dead sister etc.
HOLLAIF YA HEAR ME
IT'S THE MOUNTIE
BIG POPPA PUMP??
HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME BIG PAPA PUMP IS HERE ON SD
HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME
i’m sure liv will comfort him this weekend
>>20262583still better than being an emotionless soulless character like what Talla Tonga is
Blah Blah Blah i grew up in the hood watch me cry.
When are they bringing this back?
>>20262584then make his mothers death sound tragic instead of her doing it to herself
>>20262595and a broken freakin neck
I wanted big poppa pump not this fake black guy
HOLLER
what the fuck are those pants
GIMME A FUCKIN MIC
bring back the crown vic
>>20262585>tonedog aint about that gay shitBuddy he's a 45 year old nepobaby who has no wife or kids that hangs around with men in their underwear all day
>Make A Difference Fatu tightsI kek'd
>>20262583yea strong men don't cry
gay ass entrance
HES A FORMER CRIMINAL GUYS!!! HES SO TOUGH.
>>20262615based
drew... you wanna talmbout how i'm still a criminal... even though i came out of a cop car...
Absolute GIGA CRICKETS for fatu
I don't think these are real police
>>20262591That's what non Americans don't seem to get. Some of the racial demographics look grim as fuck but theyre almost always segregated like this. I live in a very mixed city yet 95% of the people on a daily basis are White.
Impex?
>i’m not ashamed of robbing people at gunpoint uhhhh ok jacob
what happens when the mic don't wok
he should go back to screaming I LOVE U SOLO all the time
>>20262637that part
He's a snitch, that's why they let him go
>>20262634At least he's committed to acting black
>samoan werewolf>don't do anything tribal with him just some thug cringe
Why do his pants say "All Gay, No Brakes"?
yikes hes gotta job now. this is embarrassing
zzzzz
CAMERAMAN ZOOM IT
They've fucking ruined Fatu holy cow.What an easy layup he was. Cornette was right.This is fucking painful.
once a felon always a felon
just let fatu say nigga on live tv already it would get massively over
Fatu was better as a heel.Drew is good as heel.Heel vs Heel needs to be more of a common confrontation.
Ice cold on rikishi spawn #28467
this promo weak af
>>20262637SOLOI MISS YOU
When did XO collab with WWE?Abel should play through the entire Yoko Taro category.
he’s talking into the camera so the promo must be good
>>20262606Normies aren't going to differentiate between a druggie addict OD'ing and an actual natural death that much. To a lot of them black people are addicts or criminals solely because of "socioeconomic" reasons and poverty.
just let him say nigga I know he says it 100 times a day
Yo this guy is doodoo
I’m blacked! I’m blacked in the saddle agaaaaain!
>in my rear
>>20262658Fatu is absolute dogshit as a babyface.
Man Smackdown is kinda dookie. Wake me up when the battle royal starts
Why the FUCK did they decide to make Jacob even talk? He should be Umaga-esque. That was really bad.
fatu was red fucking hot as a heel but i'm not really crazy about face fatu
40 year old charles flair learns about the magic of friendship
Charles and her emotional support blonde
>>20262676see >>20262200
>>20262618Yeah, I want my roided out power fantasies who solve every single problem with violence to be weepy faggots.
She's turning heel again isn't she?
ALL FRIES
ALL RISE FOR THE BLACKED GUY
Jacob is so fucking overrated.
>unsanctioned match>security doesn’t remove the wrestlers in the match from the arena
why don't they let truth rap anymore
I would titfuck Charles' big fake tits
HA HA is WEPA time!
ALL RISE FOR R-TRUTH'S COMEDY SIDEKICK
>>20262688that was the OG plan before rhea intervened
>>20262679Same thing happened to Tiffany
Is Smackdown always this ass?
why would they take his mic away from his entrance
>>20262618Are you dumb or just stupid? That's irrelevant. And your picrel is an awful illustration of your point.
Charlotte looks so good tonight.
Lola is a lucky woman
ALL RISE FOR THE SNACK BAR
>>20262689NO SHAKES
Do you think Demon Balor is beating Dominik tomorrow?
Smackdown needs a reboot bad. They should rebuild around Roxy
>>20262666I mean they were doing just fine until their black owned businesses went under due to immigrants, and the cia started pumping crack into their neighborhoods, causing generations of fatherless children to grow up fatherless, in poverty, and drug ridden neighborhoods. And that’s a shoot brother
>>20262688charles has been very vocal about how she likes being a face now and doesn't wanna be a heel againi don't think they're gonna have alexa turn on her and go heel either because if that happens the audience will go right back to booing and hating charles, the only reason they can stand her now is because of her proximity to bliss
Reminder that they still never explained why Waller joined New Day
>sorry priest we got nothing for you rn just babysit the comedy act for now
>>20262683What even is Bliss’ gimmick? Send Chuck to AEW, he’s not good looking enough to be on TV.
>>20262691>Jacob is so fucking overI agree friend
>>20262722he's giving dom the win tomorrow
Royce Keys
>>20262718Remember when Tulsa's "stock market" performed a mass shooting on 10 white people, tried to shield the shooters and was summarily burned to the ground?
>>20262721He joined so they could call it The New G'Day
>>20262726there was a time in like 2021 when charles was actively trying to get fired to go to AEW to be with andrade, don't think that's on the table anymore, he won't let her come over
>>20262726Alexa's gimmick is that she's Charles' friend. Charles' gimmick is that she's Alexa's friend.
Last good Samoan was Umaga fuck all these other coconut head pieces of shit.
>>20262726Her gimmick is bad at baby facing
randy orton is a snoozefest
If tonight is any indication then the crowds for Mania are gonna be straight up ass for the second year in a row
>>20262743erm... jey uso?
>>20262722R-Truth is living out his Judgement Day fantasies
Do you guys think anything is going to happen during Cody's promo or can I go to bed?Please respondI'm tired
Buddy would save Smackdown.
>>20262743roman reigns says fuck you
>>20262745better than cawdy
>>20262748lol
>>20262716I thought Roxy had a good match with Tiffany when she first came to the main roster and was hoping she was going to stay but then they moved her to Raw
>>20262718Did the cia also pump crack into places like Haiti and the entire African continent?
>>20262747can you really blame them with the shit they're being presented? that goes for smackdown tonight and the trash mania card this weekend
>>20262722They kinda shot themselves in the foot bringing him to SmackDown since he's barely WHC level and the WWE title is way out of his reach
>>20262743give em some time they might get a clue Umaga started as a cringe hiphop thug as well
>>20262751it'll be recapped before the match tomorrow go to bed
HALIBROS
Wow a bunch of fucking screens! Cool set!
It's WWE 2k25 DLC superstar Tyrese Haliburton!
>>20262485They're really half-assing everything it so they can sell out to the Saudis, huh?
why is the new day on smackdown
based haliburger
>>20262774Still on the payroll
why are the champs defending their belts against a team from Raw when Smackdown has all their teams sitting in the back?
poor guy i heard he got face shingles
>>20262763You know what youre right. I just miss Umaga.I think Solo is the only one with real legs to grow.
how long has waller been pledging the new day
NOOOOOO MY REPLICA BELT THAT I SPENT 500 DOLLARS ON!!
>>20262774why does anyone do anything
Is New Day still cursed by Danhausen?
>>20262787SHE IS GOING TO SAY THE WORD!
>>20262786Almost a year?
Waller should have stuck with the boxing gear, stands out way more
Waller looks great. He just needs a new finisher.
Boring episode so far. Check out this tiny LEGO set I got. It's neat.
>>20262789I think just Waller is "cursed"
>>20262781herpes?
what if grayson waller's realistic ceiling if they were to get behind him?
>russian leg sweep into lie detectorneat teamwork
Damien Priest SUCKS
>>20262760Other drugs too, but yes.
Liv was spotted with an unlikely ally tonight. Tony is coaching her on how to defeat Vaquer.And some other thins ;)
>>20262760No they just did old school coup d’état’s and shit for those. How does a people bounce back after something like the Belgian Congo. That shits going to create some generational trauma
>>20262803He's reached his ceiling. He's a comedy jobber and that's ok, he's good at it.
imagine going from kofimania to this humiliation ritual
>>20262799checked that's cool anon
>>20262803Upper midcarder
>>20262783Solo is good but he is more like Rikishi.
>>20262748>>20262753Niggas is sayin' this unironically.Wrestling fans are so goddamn retarded.They may be the only white people dumber than Indians.
>>20262718someone could dump 50lbs of crack on my doorstep and i wouldn’t use any of it lmfao what kind of argument is this
>come back from ad break>R-Truth is beating up R-Truth
>>20262815I wasn't watching during kofimania. Was he really over?
IT'S YA GOYS, THE JEW DAY!
>>20262799have him mount the beetle and it will be a Trade fed unit from Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds
>>20262803He does good heel work, has a good look and is smooth in the ring. He could go far.
If I was the booker of WWE instead of Trips I would have Waller ditch ND and have him feud with Theory (which he ultimately loses) to be mad about him teaming with THE LOGANGER and give him more character development.
Im really just here to see what Cody has to say.
Do people really watch 60 seconds of wrestling and 3 minutes of commercials like this?
Don't understand how Waller can't get any sort of singles run. Look at him
>>20262751you can go to bed if you wanna know the truth about it
>>20262733She likes ugly niggas?
When is the battle royale? That's really the only thing I care about tonight
>>20262840she's in love with fetty wap and that nigga is missing an eye kek yes she does
>>20262835No, like a real man, I watch pirate stream and they keep wrestling.
>>20262837he might get something one day. some of the big names have said that they like him and see something in him. i think punk and maybe cody, maybe someone else.
>>20262799Are you gonna hot glue it?
What the fuck happened to Xavier Woods?He injured himself working out?
>>20262834FAT BITCH FRIDAY
>>20262835I live in a free country so I don't get the commercials.
>>20262859No, I've seen that happen on /lg/ a few times though.
>>20262760Unironically yes
>>20262860paige just got re-signed he's ordering that diddy oil by the truckload
>>20262835Netflix x VPN brother
KEK BOTCH
>>20262860It feels like he's always injured
>>20262835In actual first world countries, they keep on wrestling and we don't get to see the goyslop shilling.
>>20262760Yes.
>>20262860Apparently he tore some stuff in his shoulder before the Rumble. Trying to rehab it without getting surgery but we all know that's going to end.
>>20262823My brother everyone was doing coke back in the day, and crack is just cheap coke mixed with cleaning products
>>20262835I pay $80 a month for youtube tv to watch smackdown live because I'm not a broke fuck boy
>crowd fucks up the most well known chant
R-Truth thinking it's 2012 again and he's teaming with Kofi
How has everyone forgot when to do the You Cant See Me?
Grayson is going to be firedNXT2.0bros...
>>20262883shades of ms belair
>>20262893>Cena and his schtick gets immediately memoryholed upon his retirementThat's how you know that he was always shit and not worth remembering
>>20262896Priest is disgustingly cringe
i think more people want to see pat mcafee than cody rhodes
WE WEPA FOR THAT WIN PW ??
>>20262897Waller is their media guy
I’m afraid real men Google search a pirate stream that doesn’t have commercial breaks. Real men also don’t purchase wrestling merchandise.
>>20262906YFKI
>>20262799Cool beetle
I was on a busy train this morning and eavesdropping on other people’s conversations and they were all talking about how terrible WWE is and how shit WM looks this year. Paul has fucked this one up really bad lmao
Disco Inferno is gonna interfere at WM to cost Cody the title
He really asked Cody if he was going to suck ass? Fake or not you have to kill that nigga
>people are hype to watch a randy borton match
>Michin>no more dog
Jade is so fucking hot.
three beautiful black women
>>20262928redbone / crispy / yellowbone
ALL BLACKS
If you watch Tony Hinchcliff you should seriously kill yourself
A little on the nose, no, HHH?
is rhea here tonight?
>>20262931What happened to Eric Andre?
>>20262903He is to serious for this gig
>tickets still available for kill TonyWhat a dimeless rogan nut hugging shitter
>>20262933Kek
>>20262896
Tomorrow at 9? During Mania?
Jelly Roll has been losing weight this whole time to cosplay as Dusty in the polka dots to turn on Cody
>>20262936She's sucking fan cocks axess
>>20262936Yes
>>20262950KEK just the image of that is great. Cody would probably cry.
>>20262946All the great matches he's seen and now he has to watch shit like this.
>so gotten to by AEW that they literally host an event called KILL TONY
>>20262813It's time to stop with the copium, anon. Countries have been through worse more recently and recovered.
MY COCK>heh hehIS CUMMING
>>20262950LMFAO. the ultimate burial of the Rhodes family.
STORM ALERT>STORM ALERT
I don't know whether to take a quick power nap or get some caffeine. I want to make sure to give AJ's speech the attention it deserves.
i love black women
i kinda like b-fab
what is the fucking main event
>>20262971Fuck that's Tonight
>>20262972you will never be a white male
Imagine Jade sucking your penis. Shit would be cash.
rhea yay
>>20262974Cody segment
lol they don't like this woman at alldo they like any of these womenthey are so quiet this is not good heat
>>20262978i'm shoot 6'2 redhead and black women love me
IM GONNA PUKE
rhea please eat a burger bitch
Jade didn't even get three words out.
>>20262971Nap is dangerous unless you set the alarm. Im watching the HOF too i always enjoy it desu.
i thought rhea was over? why is the crowd dead? did they fuck up the mics or did she get cancelled?
Those jeans look terrible on her
>>20262990squash promo
Will Jade mention the eating disorder?
>Rhea is going to have to lift Jade at some point
is she lying
>>20262834Is this Tiffy?!
>>20262990we are blessed
Rhrea looks physically weak. It's over. She wasn't that good in the ring before and now?
god damn this bitch looks like shit
>>20262979My little pecker would start spraying the second she breathed on it
BUDDYS WIFE
>>20262999no. women love their EDs
>>20262996Would be kino
>>20262992>Nap is dangerousLemme ask you sum'n anon
Tuning in to wwe for the forst time in a while. Wtf happened to Rhea? Shes like a rail now
>>20262999>Eating disorder vs Steroid useAre the women okay?
I DONT EAT I JUST SEETHE THERES DEMONS INSIDE ME. BUDDY CANT BREED.
rhea forgot the line?
what the fuck is this promo lmao
I hate how Rhea speaks in ebonics around black people shit is peak cringe
rhea looks like she hasn't slept in 3 months
>>20263008Grim(reaper)
>eating disorder>looks hollow and sad>lip syncs her theme song like anyone gives a fuck>doesn’t interact with fans in the aisle>sounds like she has a sock in her mouthYep it’s time for a long break.
>bitch rebooted
You now remember LA Knight calling B-Fab a slut
What if Rhea loses because some stupid cunt like B-Fab costs her the match?
>>20263029Based
Dude is Rhea legitimately ok? She seems 10lbs lighter every week. It’s gotta be more than just simply being off roids
.
zzzzzz
>CUM
You only WON at EC because you rushed to cry out to Triple H to a point road dogg quit to not deal with you ever again
>>20263035She's slimming down because she's going to go have a baby
gaytch can't be retarded enough to have rhea win right?
Black theatre is kino. Mmmhmmm
>>20263035Supposed eating disorder if her tweet is to bebelieved
>>20263037It’s gone.
>mall goth vs hood rat
>>20263053>>20263053>>20263053>>20263053>>20263053
holy fuck wrap it up ladies
>>20262485This was NOT the promo to just give them bullet points.
>>20263044This bitch was cute as a trainee she's a shoot hog now
jade mogging hard
WRAP IT UP, PAUL
Did she promo the same back when she was a blonde Stacy?
>>20263044Look at that BELLY!when is she coming to marigold again?
>>20263037
IM THAT BITCH MMMHMMM. LET EM KNOW
How is bitch an insult when she literally calls herself a bitch lol
Jade has to win this please no more Rhea
>>20263043fat women can't have babies?
>>20263084Rhea confirmed that she is going back to Australia after WM and skipping the euro tour
>>20262718Anon, at some point you can't blame the see eye aye or racists from 100 years ago for current black people's problems, they have to own up for their current failings eventually or they will forever suffer from "socioeconomics"
