>Randy Orton segment>MFTs vs Wyatt Sick6>Jacob Fatu promo>Damian Priest and R-Truth vs Kofi Kingston and Grayson Waller>Jade Cargill segment>Number one contenders match for the United States Championship: Jordynne Grace vs Tiffany Stratton>Trick Williams segment>Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss vs Bayley and Lyra Valkyria>Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal>Cody Rhodes segment
jade is eating rhea alive here and she's not even a good promo
Jade is blowing her out
Rhea smol
NOT THE B WORD
miss her
WHERE TO WATCH THIS ON ENGLISH OUTSIDE OF THE STATES
Cringe
>>20263053
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows Women shouldn't be allowed to promo
People like you
>b fab was talking for jadeThey gave up on the jade experiment
Jade is better I'm afraid.
OH MY GOD SHE SAID BITCH HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
rhea looks rough
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to let women talk. Bring Johnny Ace back.
>>20263053This was NOT the promo to just give them bullet points.
at first i thought rhea was gonna win but i think it has become clear rhea is going to lose and take some time off to get herself right, she cannot go on like this
>>20263069Literally one year ago
>m-mommy? can i say the B-word now?
kek at the implications of rhea's eating disorder. was jade shooting?
these guys again
Jade might be doing a Halle Barry from Flintstones cosplay and she is fine as fuck
Rhea is jobbing, she confirmed that she is traveling after WM to Australia and skipping europe
Look at Jades big ole chocolate ass hanging out.
>>20263079Wow this aged poorly
Jade cooked Rhea
>>20263082Tired of her I'd rather Jade
TIFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Women shouldn’t be allowed to go to shows. Women shouldn’t be allowed to promo. Liv/Steph will be a lumberjack match and they and all the women ringside will be in bras and panties.
t. STIFF
IT'S STIFFY TIME
Rhea looks like a transexual skeleton
JC Mateo is adorable, i wanna hug him :3
Stop wearing these butterfly tops you bitch
they should have just had tiffany win the rumble and beat jaderhea is too kwabbed
>mfw a woman who can’t speak English and a blonde whore have the only decent woman’s feud
i love bulimic tiffy so much
Tomma is great. Needs to split and feud with Sinsuke.Talla is great. Needs to break and feud with Rowen.Tonga fucking sucks. JC Moteo fucking sucks. They need to go to NXT/AAA
All I wanted was Giulia at Mania and I can't even get that.Fuck this gay Earth.
>>20263112charles...
>Giulia vs JordynneFinally, they can have a good fucking match
is andre the giant match gonna be 25mins fuck?
rhea and jade proving you don't need to know how to talk to be in wwe
Tiffany is completely cooled off, she may as well be a complete newjack from NXT at this point.
oh my god there's a whole hour left
Tiffany went from beating Charles at Mania last year to this
Jade Cargill lifting me up and down while sucking my little penis like she’s doing reps at the gym
You now remember smackdown when it was good
>>20263129She does not work at all as a face.
is jordynne grace finna job in her first match back? i don't think they should or frankly can job tiffany out
>>20263136I started watching in 2006
How is Shawn so good at this job? It doesn't make sense.
>>20263119AAA is not your dumpster wtf. Why do we get all the shitters
>>20263136I WANT IT ALL THE EXCESS THE SEX AND MUCH SUCCESS STRESS SUCKS I WANT IT ALL NO LESS SO COME ON
>>20263132Only 20-30 minutes. Luckily the rest is just ads.
>>20263136it's been a long time
>>20263136More like when WWE was good.
>>20263143talent, true talentHHH never had talent
>>20263135Kek
Kek buddy was watching smackdown in a casino and then they went to play slots
>>20263143Shawn is my all time favorite wrestler.Current favorite wrestle is Logan Paul.
>>20263099OH yeah
rate the show so far
>rain starting in an hour :)>heavy thunderstorm :(
>>20263165a solid 4
tiffany looking good asf tonight
>>202631492002-03 raw was dogshit thoughalbeit
GIULIA TOES
>>20263165Go fuck yourself also Giulia a shit.
>>20263172funny how putting one of the GOATs angle as your top guy makes one show good and putting one of the WOATs HHH as your other top guy ruins it
hope Grace wins, Tiffy is so last year
Ludwig won
remember when jordynne still had a feminine voice?
>>20263094Jade is the perfect Vixen from DC with her natural hair.The issue is that she is a Stormtistic and probably reads storm comics only.
they're saying tiffany looks like the perfect bimbo
>>20263178I knew only ESL hated based Giu
why is crowd so silent for the women? ?
please take this roider away
>>20263178>go fuck yourself
>>20263184No
>>20263184i read that there are drugs that roided women can take to get the female voice backno clue if that's true
>Pat walks out and yells YEEAAAAAOOWWBased thick dwarf babe
who won the battle royal?
Two hairy men have appeared on my screen
>>20263191because SmackDown is 80% womeme and manlet brown wrestlingRAW > SmackDown
I would commit an act of terror on this fuckass arena for the negapop Jordynne just got
Strong Nord Woman vs Dwarf WomanAnd my dick got into a shoot for this
Tiffany looks great tonighthas she changed her ring gear?
Jordynne has a fat, jiggly ass.
if you think about it jordynne grace is sort of like the thea hail pokemon evolution
I WOULD KILL TO SUCK ON BOTH OF THESE WHORES EXTENDED STEROID CLITS HOLY MOLY
Where is Giulia? Doing nothing?
Jordynne is the same height as her husband.
>>20263205She does look slightly less bogged. Maybe she cut down on the botox.
>>20263205yeah since she came back she's been using gears in more vibrant colors with this butterfly motif and those sleeve leg things, more ponytails and y2k kinda hairdos as opposed to hair down
>>20263213Sitting at comms looking sexy. What are you doing, anon?
>>20263213hangin out with kiana
>gets hit with multiple knees to her guts>recovers and sells her shoulder slightly then sticks her tongue outWhat in the blue hell is this shit
>>20263181>hope Grace winsYou don't want Jordynne Grace in the US championship vortex.
god how rich are the boomers in america that they get phone contracts advertised just for them on TV
>>20263213Getting fired hopefully.
It's Friday bros so you know what that means: post a FAT BITCH
Kiana should be wrestling.
jordynne took the antipop personally
>>20263213She's the US Champion, the only women's belt not being defended tomorrow, making this match absolutely baffling.
Suplex is the 2nd move you learn in wrestling class
>>20263216So, they are dwarves.
I can't tell who's lost more muscle mass between Rhea and Tiffany. Sad.
>>20263236maybe they'll add it after this match
>>20263233WWWYKI
>>20263243isn't tiffany training for a bodybuilding competition right now? it's definitely rhea
Your go-home Smackdown, sir (it's ass)
>>20263243>women looking like women is bad
honestly besides the shitty crowd i am enjoying this match
>>20263244maybe but that's still very oddGiula was the one meant to be wrestling tonight and defending the title against tiffany
>>20263128Roman proved that.Proved it so much Heyman talked for him.
>>20263233Here are three.
Someone webm that DDT with Grace ass jiggle and pussey shot.
>Tiffy getting boos on the yeah-boo exchangeNow is the time to turn her
i can almost see jorddyne's bung hole
>>20263259I really don't care about crowds, they cheer for Roman kek.
>>20263243Tiffany was literally because she was working non stop ever since she was called up and got shoot sick to a point she had to drop juice and exercises, she had no rest til Jade squashed her and she came back fit again.Rhea on the other hand...>>20263254She, Jordynne and Ivy are going to participate to represent WWE
>commercial free last hourWhat's the catch?
>>20263251>morganbehindthescenesThere ain't a scene big enough that you could hide that FAT BITCH
>>20263254Why the fuck would she be doing anything else besides the job she gets 400k per year minimum to do?
>>20263264I unironically would love a fat jap wife
>>2026327759 minutes of cody promo
womeme wrestling fucking sucks
Headbutts are way overdone.
Jordan was getting too sexual with the groans
Fat women are disgusting
"Fought adversity"?Roman has cancer-ass aids, barely wrestles, and main events every wrestlemania. Don't tell me that this bitch can't show up for Wrestlemania.
these are supposed to be GOOD wrestlers btw according to smarks
>>20263280big maika fan i take it
>>20263230a bill passed recently to make boat loans tax free
>>20263277Jey Uso hour long yeet fest
>>20263277You have to watch a battle royale (with cheese).
>>20263285some of them are really good
can trick save this crowd?
Rewind the pin and enhance
>>2026327745 minutes of it is iShowSpeed and Danhausen flossing
I like when women show their asses
They honestly should keep the belt off of Tiffany if they're going to keep her a babyface. Let her claw her way back to a title
Tiffany Stratton in free use porn.
now i got an awkward boner cuz tiffys not on the tv anymore
>>20263306Just fap to Kayley Gunner
>>20263298Poor liv
>>20263297>battle royale (with cheese).
>>20263264>Here are three.Them bitches so fat they don't look AsianLMAO!!!!
>>20263269Need
I’m starting to like Jordyn
Whoop that trick.
>>20263299Until Sami Zayn inevitably gets involved
>Just fap to Kayley Gunner
>>20263298There's been such a big shift in Rhea recently she used to be awesome and do shit but it's like her confidence is gone
>>20263327Also Heather Vahn literally looks like AJ Lee's twin with bigger booba
>>20263317HOLY FUCKING SHITI dont have a webm of Liv taking the had bump. Can anyone post so I can save?
Stop recommending ugly pornstars
>>20263328she's been main roster for like 4-5 years. Probably burnt tf out
>>20263341nobody recommended your mother though
>>20263328She gets got by literal nobodies and AI jeet accounts on social media. She's probably dealing with some deeprooted insecurity issues and needs some time off. Maybe also some sort of social media coaching or just lay off it entirely.
>>20263345Which is why she should lose and take a break
IM BACKIM BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAINIM BACKIM BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAINIM BACKIM BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAINIM BACKIM BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN
>Michael Cole with his 25th call at WrestlemaniaAre they counting Wrestlemania 15 when he go swapped out for JR at the main event?
>>20263333>Heather Vahnshes so hot. checked
Need Bayleys fat tits and baby pouch on my screen
no little boaty today?
He stole Bobby's roomba
God, Vegas is such a fuckin' shit hole. It's unbelievable that they went here twice in a row. Fuckin' Jews, man.
Glad he doesn't have that dimeless Kermit the frog sounding rapper with him
I wish I had booze
trick got too much aura
>>20263359it's Little Dinghy
PIPE THAT CHANT
>>20263361Everyone looks subhuman.
>Trick Williams real name is Matrick Mondre Belton
>>20263361inshallah the desert will reclaim it some day soon
>>20263367Me right now 7 shots in
>>20263367I'm not drinking until after mania Sunday so I can pretend I'm at the mania afterparty
Is this nigga a heel or not?Why do the announcers ride his jock like he's their favorite quarterback but he's a heel the instant he goes to promo and do the program shit?
>>20263374I thought it was Patrick
>>20263339
>>20263381he's a heel that ya just gotta love
>>20263374>Matrickokay
>>20263374Jejeroo
helloova
>>20263381He’s an asshole with an undeniably cool entrance.
Trick is married to Lash Legend?
>>20263374Matrick is the most wales name ever
o rite Sami damn near killed him
>>20263387We haven't seen Roxy since
Lil dinghy injured by the gingerbread man
Sami decapitating that lil niggy was over with me
>>20263400i think they're just engaged but yes
GINGERBREAD MAAAAAAAAAAN
>>20263378How is that.
>>20263387based, thankswas hoping for a non slowed down version though
BASED
GINGERBREAD MAN
Okay, this is DIMES
this zesty nigga got it but hes still too green
Vince is backTHAT'S FUNNY SHIT PAL
>YOU HIT MY FRIEND WITH A HELUVA DIP
One day, there'll be a brave, little Peach flying out of the ring at WrestleMania and you can say you saw her here first.
OH MY GOD IT'S THE GINGERBREAD MAN
KEKAROOOOOO!
Sami looks better like this
Ginger ale will NOT like this
I love Sami
we're back to 2019
DON'T YOU HATE WHITE GINGERS
HOLY FUCK IT'S SOL RUCA
Shrek 2 mentioned
LMAOOOOOBASED
This is juvenile and immature.
>>20263411
Is it Sami?
This Ginger tall.
>>20263429Shades of SOL
>>20263427Vincian slopkino
Vinceian….
Kek nobody likes that red headed muslim
That's fuckin funny
>>20263433Calm down Sami
>>20263410great if youre a drinkerdont drink the regular Captain Morgan though. That shit sucks. Only Private Stock.
>>20263401Yeah. It is a Celtic/Anglo/Norman name. Weird!
ITS FUCKING WRESTLEMANIA TOMORROW
>>20263361>>20263361They literally built a city in the middle of the desert with the singular purpose of making Jews and Italians rich by scamming average Americans with the promise of easy riches. It's a modern day Gomorrah, of course it's a shithole.
All of Sami's fans are watching AEW
>>20263389>he's a heelAt some point the announcers acknowledge that.Do you hear them acknowledging any heel tactics?
>BOOOOOOOOOOKWAB
that's sami inside the costumeit has kneepads
wtf is going on
>>20263456Death to knee pads
>>20263450He should go there with them
>Heel promo>Crowd keeps booing SamiLmao fuck that hobbo
>>20263440It has the same icing and button patterns and everything, officially licensed Shrek costume kek
You can remove Vince, but not his ideas. At least isn't worse than the Chihuahua reigns.
>>20263434Blessed anon.
>>20263450So Sami has no fans
Shrek? SHREK
>>2026345620263456bros?? our response??????
Wait a minute that's NOT Sami? WHO'S THE GINGERBREAD MAN?!?
>>20263456melothey are doing the triple threat
Oh.. I thought it would be Sami in the outfit...
Gingerbread man is more oever than Sami
>>20263465Lucky Buddy
OH SHIT THERE HE GO
that gingerbread man is sol ruca
I really thought that was Sami in there he moved just like him
>>20263456nevermindi just got kwabbed
fun...
Gingerbread man finna take a bump
>>20263465they should have kissed
Crowd dies the moment Sami comes in. He gets out popped by a jobber in a gingerbread man costume. He is completely dimeless.
>>20263469Owens (forma Ozempic)
WE WANT MELO
LMFAO why is Sami getting booed?
LARGE "WE WANT MELO CHANTS"
>>20263471Means it's the stupid rap guy
You don't have fans, sami
BOOOOOOOOOO
THIS IS FUCKING GREAT LOL
this fucking sucks bro
>ride or die sami fanslollmao
I'm a ride or die Sami Zayn fan
This is without a fucking doubt one of the worst segments in wrestling history
i just know it's melo in that suit too
SAMI YOU SUCK
>>20263486terrorist
>>20263418KINO
>SHUT THE FUCK UP
YOU SUCK FAGGOT
Racist ass crowd.
>>20263459He should. He'd be appreciated.
>>20263486He's been getting booed for a few weeks now>SHUT THE FUCK UPKEK
god damn
>>20263486Because he's turning heel
>>20263486Because he stole Melo's spot
This segment is better if you mute your TV and just look at the Gingerbread Man
Is the battle royale the main event?
vince is in the suit
Gingerbread man is OVER with me
>>20263499If its melo then we are getting the Melotrick 2.0 at the main roster
I'm a ride or die (for allah) Sami fan
wow they hate this palestinian
THE SMARKIEST CROWD OF THE YEAR IS BOOING SAMI ITS OVER FOR HIM LMFAOOOOO
>>20263510Sami has got fucking nuclear heat for no reason lol
Who?!! Do they even exist those fans
watch aew
If Melo's in the Gingerbread Man suit...
please let the gingerbread man be pat
>>20263486He continuously whines about not getting title opportunities despite losing constantly. They should have turned him into a sad sack heel a long time ago.
Why do wrestlers not instantly turn heel the moment the crowd starts to turn on them? Its painful to watch Sami come out and do this every week
FUCK SAMI ZAYN
>>20263520That explains the smell anyway.
This is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen in my life
>>20263515Kek based
>>20263475this was so fucking awesome. thanks for this, anon. much appreciated.
>>20263519show is sequenced in the order of the OP so farcody promo main events
>>20263508Maybe he wouldn't be so whiny then
Jesus Christ almighty Sami Zayn is dead in the water.
>>20263528He has go away heat because people don't wanna see him as a face winning all the time
This is the go-home show for Wrestlemania, btw.
WHO IS THE GINGERBREAD MANPATMELOVINCECODYAUSTIN
>>20263469the gingerbread man is samisome jobber is dressed like sami. nobody can tell the difference
>All I see is a little niggerjesus fucking christ sami
>>20263528except for the whole liking the people who celebrate americans dying thing
>>20263530They’re muslims
YA BREAST MILK
>ya combing ya hair nowLol
The Gingerbread man is Justin Gabriel
This is a switcheroo. They're turning Sami heel and Trick face right before our eyes.Again, I ask that guy, is Trick a face, because the goddamn audience is telling Sami to shut the fuck up.
>>20263528He won the belt cheap after whining like a bitchassit was meant to be melo vs trick
>>20263486His whining got way too bad. He's like one of those best friends you've had your whole life and then o e day you wake up and you realize you hate his stinking guts.
>>20263569the foreshadowing….
ITS TIME TO PLAY THE PLAN
>>20263551DEAN
isn't bounce that ass a very obvious ass eating mention
Gingerbread man is that basketball nigger that's always hanging around.
>>20263514But some dickhead above told me Trick was the bad guy?
>>20263578he was in the crowd tonight
>>20263567This would make sense but WWE's booking hasn't exactly been stellar.
The gingerbread man is Johnny Knoxville, there's a new Jackass movie to promote.
sami doing a blacks have low iq’s gimmick now?
>>20263578He was already in the crowd, but maybe he left it. It could be him.
>gingerbread man covering his eyeskek
I love this company lol
every shot with the gingerbread man is kino
At this point, Sami's gonna have to go to AEW to stop getting booed.
Horrible punches from the 20+ year veteran Sami
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the fucking gingerbread head almost came off lmfao
GINGERBREAD MAN WAS A WHITE GUY
bo dallas
Guy in the suit was white so it wasn't Lil Yachty
>>20263608>>20263608>>20263608>>20263608>>20263608
They actually did a successful double turn
Spun the head right around, absolute kino.
>>20263602>>20263602>>20263602
>>20263601It spun around 180 degrees.
>kicking the gingerbreadSAMI FARQUAD WHAT A MASSIVE HEEL
>>20263609>>20263613>>20263617Get it together
>>20263599I can't believe he's a veteran, those looked like first week in wrestling school punches.
>>20263628what's the point of saying something like this? it's not like anyone could know someone else is making a new thread
>>20263598They could have brought him back as El Generico, but that's just the Grande Americano gimmick anyway.
>>20263542Monitor
>>20263609This is the thread>>20263613>>20263617these are AEW fags falseflag
>>20263598>At this point, Sami's gonna have to go to AEW to stop getting booed.Like Cody?(You didn't think that one through, did you?)I still can't get over the fact that WWE is pushing a guy that got booed by the company he founded.
