Jack Swagger is about to do a POWER SLAP MATCH RIGHT NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5HP8AkEk0A
>>20264044Thanks OP I'll watch this now
>>20264044I literally just randomly came across this video while surfing jewtube, wtfHad no idea this was happening
Holy shit kino incoming. Hope he gets KWABBED
>>20264044>former WWE world championwhy didn't AEW come out
>>20264060Bro, I can't believe I just happened to come across this literally RIGHT BEFORE his match live-streamed, wtfI don't blame you guys if you don't believe me but I swear to God it's true, lmao
>>20264044Chuds don't need to give themselves more brain damage
>>20264044He's jogging around the stage, kekOh man, I feel like he's gonna get owned so hard
His career has come to this, how sad
Kino incoming
ok fuck Smackdown, I'm watching this now
Ring girl is hot
He just yelled "We the People", holy kek
WE THE PEOPLE
We the people
>still doing the we the people gimmickKek
SWAGGER NO SELLS IT
That slap was a work
Damn, Swagger ate that first slap easy, gotta give it to him
Well, DAMNSwagger had that nigga wobbling around in the 1st roundHe might win this
holy he rocked him based big jynx
Almost heem
Second round, Swagger holding rock still. MY BOY GONNA WIN THIS
Kek this niggas a jobber
This is so retarded kek
this gotta be the dumbest sport of all time.
Round 2, Swaggie's opponent wobbled hard again but is still standingSurprisingly good match so far
KWAB HEEMED
heem sleepy
JACK ONE TWOOOOOOH YEAH
This shit is as fake as wrestling
Kek, Swagger finally put that nigga to the floor
Thanks OP that was unexpected and pretty kino
HOLY SHIT WE THE PEOPLE.
He dropped another "we the people"Why the fuck does he have more charisma here than he ever did in wrestling?
Go Jake go. Nice to see the pro wrestlers do well tonight - Hollyhood Haley J also won her match.
>>20264044This shit is fucking retarded but pretty entertaining, the same appeal of indie shitters killing themselves over dumb spots
Jake's bleeding on his cheek a little bit otherwise that was pretty entertaining. He didn't wobble once
>looks like a Looney Toons character who just got hit with an anvil>"Didn't bother Hager at all."This is the stupidest shit I've ever watched and I watch wrestling.
Holy shit at this post-match interviewThis dude genuinely sounds like he gained some mic skills
Mmmm pure slapsBad Ass
>FUCK YOU TONY KHANbased
FUCK YOU TONY KHAN
>>20264044WE THE PEOPLE MOTHERFUCKERR
Commentators are saying Swagger's opponent hurt his knee while dropping to the floor, lel
>>20264317Shame he's going to lose it all to CTE.
>commentators call him Hager>stream title is WWE Star Jack Swagger what did they mean by this?
Jake might have found his calling, might end up being to Power Slap what Lesnar was to UFC
Kino
kek Tony absolutely buried
This was more entertaining than the entire episode of smackdown
>>20264317Swagger's one of those wrestlers who's a decent--enough talker in real life and in unscripted moments, but becomes terrible when he has to read lines/play a character on TV
are power slappers considered athletes? I mean they just slap people...
Didn’t Hager do a QA here once? If so we’re probably obligated to route for him.
>>20264349He was probably gonna get CTE from years of pro wrestling anyway, might as well continue the same risk milking money from slapping niggas
>finally gains a clue
>>20264374Wake me up when we get the Brock Lesnar of bulletball.
>>20264503Looks like they gave him a tomato can. His opponent slaps like a bitch.
>>20264503Jake needs to be careful with that head-turn and brace himself more if he's gonna keep doing this shit, otherwise he might get dq'ed in the futureI don't know much about power slap but I think it's against the rules to turn your head away from the slap before it hitsI'm only nitpicking for this webm because here he only slightly turned his head like an inch before it hit. But still....if you're gonna do this dumb shit then make sure to do it right
>>20264482The thing about Power Slap is it's not a risk, it's a guarantee, and worse yet you don't pull away, you don't flinch, you don't try not to get hit, you just take it like a fag takes a cock up the butt.
>Having Tony at the top of your mind after your Powerslap debut of all things is so embarrassing
>>20266032y u cryin' Tone?
I bet he'd be great in X-Arm desu
Jake is pretty based at this. KO’d the war vet
TONY KHAN BTFO
lol at the end of his interview he yells fuck you tony Kahn
>JACK MAGGER
>>20264044Chiseled Adonis is gonna have a field day with this one
>>20264044WE THE PEOPLE
>>20264071>>20264115kwab
>>20264044More importantly, Hollyhood Hailey J had a power slap match at this event.
Tony fumbled.
>it's a real thingwhat the fuck, a concussion contest?
>>20266603I'm shocked that he hasn't uploaded his reaction to it yetThat nigga's a huge wrestling fan and he does a lot of power slap reaction vids, so I guess it's just a matter of time
>>20264044This shit is so retarded it should be illegal
>>20264044grim
>>20267930>it should be illegalI agree it's dumb, but how is this any worse than boxing?If the idiots want to consent to this for money, let them
>>20266032Tony is a billionaire who gets to play with his favorite toys for a living while Jake is stuck getting CTE on a free YouTube show
Prime Idiocracy sport.Like this is literally something that you come up with as a parody of stupid entertainment.
>>20268060>how is this any worse than boxing?you're actually encouraged to not get hit when you box, hope that clears things up.
>>20268092A Kevin Nash thread was ruined because of this post
>>20267930>This shit is so retarded it should be illegalwhy do you want to police everything people do? stop being such a faggot and let people concuss themselves for money if they want
>>20264441Worked
>>20268105>let's just legalize everything that makes people more retarded and slaves to moneyhmmm
>>20267895yeah pretty much.
>>20264044the sponsors are so funny>nic pouches>hard Monster>cryptoi love it
You guys can say it's retarded all you want but this shit is genuinely fun to watch when you ignore the clear CTE risk, kek
>>20268060>If the idiots want to consent to this for moneyThere's no way that even the champion of this "sport" makes anywhere near the amount of money needed to justify participating in itThe minimum amount of money that I'd take one power slap for is $2 million. And that's just ONE single slap, not a whole career of multiple power slaps
>>20268105Literally just creating an army of future Benoits with this shit
I really hope Swagger only got a huge pay to do just one slap 'match' to bring more eyes on it as an ex-WWE main eventer, he's a certified moron if he does any more than that
all the faggots pearlclutching itt lmaopersonally i WILL watch two obese islandniggers tank fat slaps that would knock any of us out cold. i don't care about their safety at all. they aren't asking me to do it. this shit is pretty boring anyway
>>20264044Am I the only one who's shocked to see the size of the crowd here?I've watched a couple Power Slap videos before that had literally just dozens of people among the seats. Is this shit actually becoming a draw?
Power Slap and Run It are the two most kino sports right now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TY5Ie1Csh8
>>20268354damn Samoans are really carrying the Retarded Sports scene on their backs
>>20264088Because he never won a belt in AEW.
>>20264044>POWER SLAPsubhuman "sport"
>>20268451>subhuman "sport"but enough about professional wrestling
