WWE FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #7Womeme wrestling sucksJoe Jonas sucks
God this video package sucks. Last year's for the triple threat was so kino.
>>20264108Man hhh always jobs out the AAA guys. Fuck this gay shit
Bro really put nxtroons in the battle royal
Terrible episode tbqhGingerbread man is the highlight of the show. How grim is that?!
>>20264125Couldn’t even get more rock music or anything
EXACTLY NO POP
>No pop for CodyHow do we save him?
I’m going to get 4 Little Ceasers pizzas for Mania tomorrow. What are you guys getting?
CAWdy wearing blizzack tonight
Cody comes out, no pop. Exactly
This crowd is so fucking dogshit stop having shows in Vegas
The only thing worth watching tonight was the Gingerbread Man.
QB1
>>20264151I got a bunch of junk food (pretzels, pringles, etc)
codester in the house
>no suit jacket another shitty brawl incoming
>>20264151Nothing. Eating is for the weak.
>>20264151I've heard if your card gets declined at Little Caesar's Brutus comes out and just fucking stabs you
>>20264151I dunno what my mom is making. Probably breakfast since I’m working from 8-11 and then a break. And then from 1-6.
Why didn't Jannetty Jonas come out?
>>20264151chicken wings!
WEARING ALL BLACK ALERT HES TURNING HEEL SOON. I REPEAT ALL BLACK ALERT.
>>20264163Based sigma
>>20264155it’s cody he sucks. they’d pop for the rock
We’re watching power slap with Jack Swagger in his debut matcghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5HP8AkEk0A
>>20264155Literally and unironically looking forward to SaudiMania
BOOOOOOOOOO
>I know what I wanna talk about...>Disco Inferno! FUCK YOU!
cheap ass mics
My fucking ears, Cody.
FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN
Cody wearing all black...
DISCO FEVERDISCO FEVERDISCO FEVERYEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>20264176They haven't popped for anything because it's a bunch of faggot tourists who have been gifted tickets
>here’s what we’re not gonna talk about >talks about it grim promo as usual
Cody is embracing the darkness soon, he now looks like >pic.
ENOUGH RANDY. ENOUGH.
>crowd is dead for the main event angle for maniaholy fuck this sucks, the marks will keep watching though
Is Cody going to go 3 for 3 for Wrestlemania classics?
.
>>20264181only good thing will be the rock bitching roman on the mic every week
cm cuck
Old man Phil
i just got back from a monster dumpwhat's the reception for cawdy like in vegas?
>>20264181They'll at least put some effort into it, either because they've been sold to the Saudis or need to keep them appeased.
Phil?
FUCK OFF CHEZ
I wont be surprised if Mania is half empty tomorrow
>goes to show>boos everythingwow the Vegas crowd is something
Punk vs Reigns mogs this shit
old man phil here to save your shit promo
LOOK AT MY ASSDONT GIVE ME SASSI WANNA EAT THAT GIANT BASS
why
OH SHIT SURPRISE PUNK
FCKING GAY BULLSHITWhy did I stay up for this. Hope punk dies
>>20264196they literally just popped for everything otis did
>>20264221If it came to that they could just give the tickets to randos on the strip.
SHOW SAVEDCM PUNK CHADS WW@
>crowd isn't having it send out PhilI hate Haitch
PUNKSTER !!!!
Corporate Man Phillip Brooks
phil is here to show cody what a real champion looks likea real top guy
LOOK IN MY EYESWHAT DO YOU SEETENNIS SHOES AND A SUIT SO CHEAP
Did he just spank him
Why is Phil little brothering Cody here
lol Punk's the first one to point to his ears to tell the crowd can't hear ya and then point up to tell them to get louder woat crowd
>>20264234.
>>20264221we know for a fact that it will be, they've only sold 40k something tickets when they could do 80k in the same stadium
You guys watching the HOF
nice brand split you got there paul
Codester mogged
>YES YES YES
>>20264247emergency glass break, the crowd was dead
>you don't deserve to get kicked in the balls>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>20264151Pizza, wings, beer, regret.
codybros we're getting mogged...
This fucking sucks.
Cody is clearly a great guy I can't see why anyone hates him.
now THIS is the go home segment
>lives rent free in these dorks heads
Cody seething lol
CORPORATE STOOGES
>>20264247Cody is an eternal lil bro
>>20264247PLEASE BUY OUR TICKETS YOU STUPID FUCKING MARKS, PLEASE
>>20264265Like my suit? I like your suit. We have nice suits.We're the faces.
>>20264108That suit is terrible lol you can tell punk is not a suit guy haha
LOOK IN MY ASSSSSSS
is the crowd muted or poorly miced or something? you can see them moving but there's almost no noise
phil please - shave that fucking hair
where's thekla?
the crowd doesn't give a fuck about slopdown
What is the point of this?
>>20264267literally every story about him from other people is him being a cry baby self mark bitch? what are you talking about
>>20264280they are poorly mic'd but also not saying much
IS IT GREAT TO BE ALIVE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT IN SO LAS VEGAS WHAT DO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT OR WHAT?!
Tony fumbled this
>>20264282Gassin' Jews
is tony watching this with tears running down his face
>>20264285Kill time
>>20264282spanking giulia for getting no pop
>>20264108How are we enjoying the nigger era?
>>20264285To set up the final boss and bloodline return
punk please kick him in the balls
<3
Boooooring
>>20264286Cody being a great guy. He's clearly an awesome guy.
these shitters are both losing
wwe be like
How is this supposed to sell mania
>>20264295I'm LOVIN' it!
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>20264301Which has been teased a lot
Gay bullshit to promote the show. Fuck this sucks
>YOU UP
DONT EAT MY ASSI MISSED THE MASSAJ LEE WILL SMITE MY BRASS
Where do I watch the Hall of Fame?
i'm honestly not a punk guy, i don't really like him at all, but his reign has been good and i'm disappointed that roman is going to beat him
cody is so fucking lame
I’m so sick of the “guy tells Cody he needs to man up/lock in/believe in himself” while he hangs his head down with a creased smile in contemplative thought promo
sol roca pop tart to save this shitty promo
cody is lucky that paul was his fathers fuck toy, that lisp should be nowhere near the title scene
>>20264323Vpn + youtube
>>20264321they've both made that mistake in this promo, where they like forget words or use the incorrect tense
I can tell a woman wrote this shit
JUST FUCK ALREADY
Cody knows the history of all this shit so much it's beautiful he knows every story
>THIS SHOW STUNK!THIS SHOW STUNK!>THIS SHOW STUNK!THIS SHOW STUNK!>THIS SHOW STUNK!THIS SHOW STUNK!>THIS SHOW STUNK!THIS SHOW STUNK!
Cody is lying lol
Why are these two dudes sucking each other off? I know Roman is just lazy as usual, but why did they give Randy the night off?
>people leavingGrim
>>20264339It was me :3
not even doomposting but why has tonight felt off like they're half-assing it?
This shit is gay as fuck.
OH MY FUCKING GOD BRO WHY DO THEY ALL CRY
>>20264344>Cody is CRYING
What the fuck was this shit
what the actual fuck am i watching?
>another sappy go-home promoThis new female writer needs to be fucking fired holy SHIT
GAY
>MUH DADDY ;_;I'm so done with the codester
>>20264326Roman literally spoiled that he's losing already.
MUH DADDEH
why does cody have that line on his facedo you guys see it?
Oh brotherrrrrr
DAY 1 OF CAWDY NOT BRINGING UP HIS DAD IN A PROMO AND CRYING About IT
>cody is fucking crying againfuck off faggot
Well that sucked
If I had tickets to WrestleMania I'd be trying to sell em after this show.
They're both losing lol
>>20264350Because they're trying not to fuck anything up before the real shows start.
Wait for me Cody!
best segment of the yearthis is how you make a good ending
>>20264360when did he say that
I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY CODY IS TOO DAMN GOOD
what the fuck happened
Hall of Fame gamethread or fill this out?
>>20264354BASED
based codester
>>20264350I think they're selling to the Saudis and morale is in the toilet.
>>20264367after this show nobody would be trying to buy them
basically both these guys are losing this weekend and this is them coping
Cody needs to stop crying kek.
>>20264378Game thread
SEVEN breads for smackdimes. Yeah…it’s good to be an e-god.
>>20264378HOF, abandon this troon thread
AY BOYS DON'T FUCK UP THOSE SUITS YOU GOT THE HALL OF FAME
>Punk doesn't love Codykek
>>20264375Phil and Cody read their elegies
>>20264383Bloodline is coming back
In the end he is the son of his dad, and that's what matters
>Main event spoiled>Build is WWE fucking sucks>Now this crybaby shitWew, really working up that excitement.
We had to cut Punk and Cody short so Lin Manuel Miranda could cut a promo like he's on Oz.
I hope you all enjoyed the final segments of RAW and SmackDown! I worked really hard on them <3
>>20264378New thread. It's not for another hour anyways.
I MEAN, FOLKS...
>>20264401I shoot loved that speech, not so much the 10 minute Lin Manuel Miranda promo
This is a decent package
>>20264408KEK ACTUALLY THAT FUCKING PART
>>20264401How'd this dumb jew bitch get her job?
>>20264408Slice it.
AND THE WORLD’S GONNA KNOW YOUR NAMEEEE
>>20264408>Roman and Randy save usthe omegaretardcope
>>20264417scat poop pee bbc you know the vince special
I liked that. It's like when you reach that one room in a game where they load you up on health and items and shit before a big boss fight
I love how Cornette would shit on these type of best friends crying segments when they happened in AEW or "All Friends Wrestling" but when they happen in WWE it's le heckin emotional and good and cinema
>>20264408Sliced it. The crowd was so fucking bored. That was embarrassing.>>20264401JEW CUNT
>>20264410They both need to lose tomorrow for that segment to have any meaning
AND THAT WAS IT?!
>>20264408>clownballStop shilling your retarded yet aptly named account
>>20264437Rock should have come out and make them both faggots book into the smackdown hotel and shove objects up their asses
Make a Hall of Fame thread slopdown is over.
>>20264453if you watch this shit you are a straight retard
>>20264459You watch WWE bro you cant talk
I barely watched this Smack before WrestlemaniaIt was mainly just my dad talking to me about how I need to get a job
>>20264453renaissance painting shit
>>20264474>It was mainly just my dad talking to me about how I need to get a jobtoo real, delete this
>>20264472Even wrestling is more respectable a hobby than watching that shite
>>20264408Someone is going to experience Deep Dark Fantasy after this Weekend.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rn1NT5dlIc
>>20264478Lel
this shit played out like they both know theyre getting fired after mania kek
>>20264350This mania is just fucked and they know it. Too many injuries, and a number of bad ideas on top of that. Combine that with the fact that it was already in Vegas last year, so sales are low.
HOF starting soon>>20264498
HOF thread>>20264411>>20264411>>20264411
>>20264474Based dad dropping a promo on your jobber ass
>>20264480Fishtank is for low-lifes.>>20264504that is funny
>>20264511real thread>>20264513troon thread
>>20264515Nah, it was more of a cordial talk about what kind of job I could do with my degree. And we both agreed I need to start working again soon, it was not a promo battle, brother.
>>20264433And that will happen
>>20264453I wish Bam didn't associate with these people