wrestlemania is in 24 hours and they end the show with this….
Their two biggest stars? Yeah that’s good booking.
>>20264376They are both losing but I like it, I made peace with whatever happens
>>20264406>their two biggest stars cutting a promo talking about them being proud of each other and crying like faggots
>>20264406“two biggest stars” got out popped by otis
>>20264376should've let gingerbread close the show, people like cookies
>>20264376Why didn't they do a 69 in the ring instead?
>>20264406maybe if you're a bootlicking retard drone
>>20264376WrestleMania is in 19 hours, retard.
>>20264376
>>20264376>AEWtards when there's no simulated gay face fucking happening
>>20264406so this... is the power of E-slop
>>20264406My honest reaction
>>20264460triple h and wwe built their entire brand on male to male oral sex back when the evil christians thought it was evil and retarded welp, now you're crying about a nation wrought by sin and you complain
>>20264406>Two geezers with a combined age of 100
>>20264406triggered the trannies
>>20264376I turned it off 5 minutes before the end. Just total shit.
>>20264376Should’ve kissed eachother in the mouth
>>20264406It's crazy to think that the absolute peak of undertaker's run occurred in just 10 years, and in that time Stone Cold came and went, DX reached a peak and then broke apart, Sunny Chyna Sable etc came and went. The sheer change between 1992-2002 was dizzying, it felt like wrestling was advancing decades in mere years and that dozens of super stars came and went. Sprawling storylines with unguessable twists and turns played out, Big Boss eat someone's dog and desecrated The Big Show's father's grave, Vince McMahon was nearly assassinated, Owen Hart died in the ring, Shawn Michaels broke out as his own talent after throwing his old partner through a window, etc etc etc.Now wrestling is just the same geezers everyone was watching 15+ years doing the exact same shit talking about how they're gonna win the belt in between hugging each other. Anyone watching wrestling past 2010 is a certifiable tasteless retard.
>>20264376Why is so much of modern wrestling booked like a menopausal wine aunt’s favorite reality show? Two faggots stroking each others egos & pouring out their feelings? What is supposed to be exciting
>>20264460>posting a child with that textGenuinely hope the FBI has you on a watch list and you get raided soon
They're both losing and Roman is going to Smackdown and Randy to Raw.
>>20264376>Cody, if you don't win these lips won't know the pleasure of your girth come Sunday night.What did Punk mean by this?
two egotistical phonies jacking each other off
>>20264406They didn't like this one.
The most wholesome d*mn thing I've ever seen
>it's actually trueGod lord I don't think I've seen a worse build to a mania ever, zero excitement all-around.
>>20264862All he did was post about AEW
>>20264406>two biggest stars>zero crowd reaction>people leaving the arena during the segment
>>20264804>1990 WM mainevent Hogan v Warrior>1999 WM mainevent Rock v Austin 1I think about this a lot
>>20266520The worst thing is he's not wrong about the two biggest stars part.
>>20264406>2 biggest stars are washouts that completely crashed and burned in AEW
>>20264460Tell me again how this segment of 40-somethings crying is hetero & manly
>>20264804Meanwhile, in AEW their champion is someone that was a borderline unknown when they started 7 years ago.The IWGP Champion was not even alive when WWE was WWF
>>20266544ha ha ha hahahahaha
>>20266564>guy who doesn't wrestle>guy who third-wheeled to a guy who doesn't wrestle
>>20266567and they're still the two biggest stars
>>20266567>>guy who doesn't wrestle
>>20266584And now the match he's had within the last THOUSAND days?
>>20264804I feel like most of the bigger shifts in wrestling in the past 10 years have happened outside of the wwe>Lucha Underground produces kino from 2014-2018>Nu Japan's rise in popularity in 2017>Jericho leaves wwe to wrestle omega in 2018>indie guys like the bucks and cody challenges the american wrestling zeitgeist and sells out a 10k arena for an indie show in 2018, considered a big win at the time>money mark starts aew in 2019 off of the success of said indie show>DEAN shows up in aew because he's tired of being booked like a goober>Punk returns to wrestling in aew>Bryan goes to aewOver the past 10 years the "biggest things" to happen in wwe are the women's revolution, styles to wwe, roman's 3.5 year title reign, punk & cody coming back to wwe. No new stars have been made.NXT black and gold was bad for wwe in the long term because it gave awareness to wrestling outside of wwe with the influx of indie darlings putting on heatless bangers. There's no AEW without NXT B&G.>>20266562healthy things in wrestling, you shouldn't rely on the same oldfags for 20 years as The Guy.
>>20266617The women's revolution was 11 years ago kek>indie darlings putting on heatless bangersas opposed to WWE matches being heatless slopNXT isn't the reason Bullet Club got over
cause they are both losing their matches
>>20266617>There's no AEW without NXT B&G.Not the main reason, bur it's part of it, for sure. It gave extra underdog legitimacy to western wrestlers outside the main roster. Then when Jericho wrestled Omega, and the first All In happened, it boosted it even more.
>>20266694The actual genesis is Styles joining Bullet Club#1 American wrestler (desu #1 American wrestler period) outside WWE joining New Japan and winning its titleIt all goes back to this
>Phil wearing suitsHe really is WWE's corporate muppet now
>>20266564>Their two biggest stars>TheirThe Rock doesn't work for the WWE and he isn't coming back. P.S. Roman ran off 2 million viewers.
>>20266562and thank goodness for that
>>20266719Only 2?
>>20264804the world ended in 1999 and this is all cultural/technological/economic entropy
>>20264376It felt a bit like they were apologising for the poor mania and trying to setup what's coming after
For me it was the constant pauses for applause to a dumfounded crowd
>>20264804Happened with music and movies, too. The irony is the media moves faster, but the changes are slower to nonexistent. Everyone was trying to outdo and come up with something new. Competition was fiercer. Blatant copycats with no charisma got exposed, and most importantly, the lack of social media allowed only the best to thrive or the morons to be gatekept out.It's two edged, though. WWF still beats WCW in the end. And WWE would still have a monopoly no matter what.
>>20264376Wait. Is this Paul's attempt to copy the Omega/Ospreay segment from this week?
>>20264804>advancingAdvancing to what? Hmmmm. People that consume so much of the thing they like, they get tired of it, then want and force advancing. Man, Fucking smarks
>>20264406My gawwwd
>>20264862Only way dude. Theres something so heavenly and orgasmic when busting into a kids throat
Lynchian. And by that I mean triple nose needs to be lynched for this absolute abortion of a Wrestlemania.
>>20264406Absolutely grim
>>20266878sensible kek
even e drones are shitting on this segment KWAB
>>20264376cody had genuinely the quietest entrance i had ever heard for him since his return to wwe
Aw man I sure do feel sympathy for the 2 guys who tried to destroy the other company from within and make sure the boys can't make good money because they got their egos bruised. Totally devastated these guys are having a bad time
This is a set up for Mania 43 when its Cody vs Punk and one of them turns heel.
>>20264376It's kind of funny how everyone felt the segment between Omega and Osprey last Dynamite was pretty fucking gay. But then HHH decided he had to out-gay that segment and booked this gay shit.
>>20264406Killshot
>>20264862brother the guardians of pedophiles would probably hire that guy
>Roman and Punk cool off their match with the bullshit on Monday>Cody and Randy don't get to do anything with their story since Pat showed up
>>20264376Better than Mcafee slop
>>20266562Lil nigga is going places
>>20266542for comparison, 9 years ago the main event was roman reigns vs brock lesnar (vs seth rollins)
>>20267611WWE has been running in place for 15 years now.
>>20264804The entire business screeched to a halt creatively when WCW and ECW went out of business. Even the AEW style that Dave jizzes himself over is just a microwaved version of early 2000's indie shit. This is industry is so fucking stale.
in 4 years roman will retirein 8 years roman will return
>>20266542>>20267611>2008 WM main event Taker vs Edge>2017 WM main event Taker vs Roman>2026 WM main event Roman vs CM Punk
>>20264376This Wrestlemania has the potential to be even more disappointing than last years. I'm just gonna take my son to an airshow and call it a day. At least I get to touch grass for a change.
>>20267032To be fair that crowd was really fucking dead. Not saying the segment was really good but still
>>20267690It was the gayest fucking shit and it came after fucking gingerbread man
>>20264804A whole generation of younger wrestlers got stifled coming up from NXT because of Vince's booking. Triple H's booking might not be perfect, but he's letting younger guys have a shot so further down the line there won't be this generation gap that we have today.
>>20264376Felt like a "we both know we're losing this weekend so let's say goodbye" moment.
>>20266802legacy media had a time limit, people used to just have to watch whatever was on. now you've got all the best media from the past at your fingertips, so current media is forced to compete with itself from 10+ years ago
>>20264376I’m a raging faggot that loves taking cock in my ass but nothing I’ve ever done was as gay as this segment.
>>20267720You're crazy if you don't think Roman is gonna lose and fuck off again.
>>20267683>an air show over WrestlemaniaI get Wrestlemania is gonna be shit, but aren't air shows only like an hour long or less?
>>20266717didn't he lost his first whc title offcamera in 2008 because he didn't wanna wear suit?
>>20267760I think he's going to win and then fuck off.
did mcafee not do anything on smackdown? I don't see a single thread
>>20266598this was 720 days ago?
