>On the inside, there was this guy. Called himself CM Punk. He was a real punk alright. Everyone on our block had a chance at him, and in here, you gotta fight or get fucked, and CM Punk got fucked.>While he was sucking my dick once, I asked him what the CM meant. He mumbled something, but I told the little bitch to say it louder. "Chick magnet." Chick magnet? Yeah, more like cock magnet punk.Do you think AJ Lee uses a strap on sometimes to help CM Punk relive his prison experience?
>cock magnet punk poster returns on WM weekendHOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
>>20269967Cuck Man Phil fans are thanking their lucky stars nobody gives a shit about MMA anymore because being the worst UFC fighter ever is all he's known for outside of the wrestling autist bubble
>>20269967you're gay get help
>>20269967Every night was a bad night i heard for old Phil i heard.
>>20270205Very small numbers know him as Ricky Rabies from the short lived STARZ show Heels.
>>20269967kek all the classics are back tonight