Cody Rhodes vs. Randy Orton for the Undisputed ChampionshipStephanie Vaquer vs. Liv Morgan for the WWE Women's World ChampionshipThe Usos and LA Knight vs. Austin Theory, Logan Paul and IShowSpeedDrew McIntyre vs. Jacob Fatu, unsanctioned matchSeth Rollins vs. GuntherAJ Lee vs. Becky Lynch for the Women's Intercontinental ChampionshipNIa Jax and Lash Legend vs. Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss vs. Bayley and Lyra Valkyria vs. the Bella Twins for the WWE Women's Tag Team championship.
THANK YOU VINCE
Guilia’s assMy face
The countdown begins
>>20270260>6pm start time. >probably running to midnight. >repeat the same tomorrow.>can probably cut out six hours due to the amount of ads and pissbreaks.Grim.
>>20270253the only way to save this night is for vince to return and kill cody rhodes
>>20270253Which match is gonna be the best of Night 1?
Why was Tiffany completely buried? From an awesome WM defense to a number 1 contenders match for a midcard belt? She’s over and great in the ring unlike a lot of womemes.
>>20270273Yes indeed
>>20270278always a fucken laff
>Bart Gunn humiliation ritual
Bros, my Xfinity started giving me trouble during the preshow here. I went ahead and reset my router so hopefully that won't happen during the show.
Where is my Buddy.
THAT"S GOTTA BE KANE
>>20270284Please edit the butt to be bigger
Why is the gamma turned up so fucking high on this old footage?
Any pirate streams going?
ok, im convinced. we need more celebrities in wwe.
ISHOWMEAT
>>20270253
>>20270298They make stars pal
If I need more I’ll go to the garage
Pedospeed
I think Pat McAfee might beat Stardust tonight
>>20270253we need a fucking sticky, this is going to get ridiculous if we don't get one
Finishing my ZZZ dailies before the show
>>20270310kek based animal
lol cursed by hot topic man
>>20270315Oh lord, what did he do now?
>>20270310decent spread for the pre-showwhat you got cooking for the show?
Is Bron still not cleared?What are the chances he shows up and fucks over Seth
Danhausen
>>20270319It’s very easy to make new threads
Oh there’s Buddy. Rhea Sheamus Jordynne and Grayson are doing dog adoption stuff. Please don’t adopt another one.
>>20270310I really miss Boost
>>20270310literally mebased trash eater
>>20270310Brother, the roof of my mouth got fucked up eating chips yesterday. This is my nightmare right here. Be careful chewing it.
>>20270330I think he’ll fuck over Punk
I got my beers. And my wings. Time for some wrestling kino. You guys stocked up?
What will LA Knight botch tonight?
>>20270332jealous aew trannies like making split threads
>>20270278without iyo or any of the smackdown manlets on the card, this match is HHH's only shot at getting a fivey this wrestlemania, and you can tell that it was assembled solely for the sake of doing that
>>20270333I wish I could euthanize them
how long will it take for the bell to ring for the first match after the show starts at 6?
>>20270350of course
>>20270350you're mom
>>2027035630 minutesTriple H will give a rambling speech
>>20270345He’s definitely involved in the Seth match. Not Phil
>>20270332we're gonna be changing threads like every 10 minutes and the rest of the board will be unusable, there's no reason for the jannies to not give us one
>>20270354Me with my neighbors son.
>>20270349I am getting some Papa John's and I also have my Cody Drumsticks.
>>20270356I'm going to go with 17 minutes
>>20270356Probably 10 bings. National anthem and ARE YOU READYYYYYY first
>>20270352I swear if they end on a fucking interference on the only worthwhile looking match..
>>20270310based! i got a Fray Bentos kidney pie, two cans of corned beef, chicken bake, Um-Bongo, Rubicon Mango, 12 pack of WKD, donner pie, 3 pc chicken and chips, tinned roe, Lion Bar, Feaster's Quarter Pounder, 3 Dr Oetker al Funghi, chicken dippers and a few Ginsters in case I get hungry later plus a couple packs of Angel Delight for dessert if i can be bothered making them
>>20270366deep fried that sucker
I really wish Austin Theory wears trunks, but I understand that bussy is way too distracting. Especially since there are BBCs around.
>>20270356>5 minute opening package>National anthemAbout 7 minutes I'd say.
>>20270383no chance, big gunt is going over clean
main event spoilers
>>20270387Rhiyo….
>>20270388Cena is opening the show, so that's at least 5 minutes there
>>20270333Dear God she looks like a ghoul from Warhammer: Dark Omen
>>20270330What happened to bron
>>20270385Baaaased.
>>20270411tried to lift the nailed down announce desk and gave himself a hernia
>>20270409Haven't seen one of these in a while.
>>20270385Your poor bowels.
>>20270333How does jordynne have bigger tits now wtf Rhea
I'm not really excited for this, but let's see how it pans out
>>20270333Wow, Large Marge on the dog leash mogs all of them. I hope Rhea loses and goes away to get better. She's been jobbing to sandwiches and has no business being on the Mania card
KINO KINO KINO KINO
>>20270378Based. Don’t eat them all before the main event lol
>>20270421jordynne has huge fakies that won't ever get smallerrhea had big natties but because she has an eating disorder they shrunk
>>20270409this desperate hoggywheelie?
>Botchamania chibi Cole signbased
>>20270431Are you desperate for a WM match bug boy?
>>20270430Also Jordynne Grace is a Shoot Female Dwarf
Night 2 already won don't @ me
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I had breakfast at 11:45. Is dinner at 6 pm a good time?
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER?!
>>20270452What time did you have lunch
This will be my 26th mania watching live. I am old
>>20270440even while having one fewer match than night 1 the night 2 card just looks better all aroundthis wrestlemania has been a great example of why 2 nights for mania is unnecessarystick the world title matches from tonight, seth/gunther and maybe drew/jacob onto the night 2 card and they have a great card and probably would have been able to fill the stadium out
SmackDown needs to get rid of like 50% of their roster and replace it with 25% of NXT and 25% of AAA like Psycho Clown Ethan Page and Sol Ruca
The NXT break music so much fucking better, holy shit.
>>20270461>>20270462Good thing I already got my pre-match goon in.
>>20270356You're getting a 20 minute Triple H speech because this is about him, not you or the talent or Wrestlemania for that matter
>>20270378They didn’t have these in my town just the regular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ1vSQRyIdA&list=RDkJ1vSQRyIdA&start_radio=1were the Paige rumors tree or just /pw/ headcanon?
>>20270471Good.
>>20270458I didn’t have lunch. On my old work schedule I skipped breakfast and eat lunch at 2 pm and something small at 7. Now I work at 6 am and take a small break at 11 and then go home at 6 pm. So now I eat breakfast, skip lunch, eat dinner.
>>20270475I think they're Walmart exclusive if you didn't look there.
only gamethread 2? dead board or just zero hype?
>ring on pinkysurely an MJF hint
>>20270378Damn those look good. Amerilards get all the best slop/
>>20270487zero hype
what is with the commercial break music on the espn stream? this is supposed to be a hype event and they play this melancholy ethereal background music that sounds like it came from a jrpg in a scene where someone died. i guess its infinitely better than FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN but it's fucking weird.
based AJ letting the roster get some sleep
IM HYPED
AJ getting one final payment out of the weinstein fed before he goes and gets some real graps in AEWgotta respect the hustle lol
>>20270503>aj wants to kill his legacy in aew like edgelol no
>>20270478Mike Johnson's stuff is usually pretty concrete isn't it?
got my blunts rolled, gonna pre-game and start on those nachos in a few minutes.
>last wrestlemania for two years at the minimum. >card looks absolutely atrocious.Grim.
>>20270520>last wrestlemania for two years at the minimum.huh what u mean
>>20270253ya'll niggas watch this?
>>20270299JOIN THE BEST OFFICIAL 4CHAN STREAM - COMPLETELY FREE, NO ADS, NO P2P AND A 100% RELIABLE PREMIUM ESPN FEED - ON PICREL
>>20270529you watch this
HUMBLE
>>20270525WWE is going bust next yearwill be at least another year for AEW to buy the rights and make it a B show or something
>>20270533
>>20270533How big is your "Obsessed with AEW" folder? My WWE folder is 0.00mb
I have this weird 6th sense feeling that someone is about to win KWABOTY tonight.
I'm gonna get some Wheatley vodka for some American Mules tomorrow.
AJ FILES
>>20270525Next year's mania is in saudi arabi.
>>20270545>NOOOO STOP EXPOSING HOW SHIT AEW ISlol
Liv’s ass gets sweaty in about 4 hours. How does this make you feel
>>20270378Thank you for trimming ya nails
>>20270547My gut is telling me something is happening.
>>20270547How would that even happen? Someone would have to shit themselves in the ring.
>>20270555ARE YOU READY FOR THISSSSSS
AJ is an awful desk analyst
>>20270350Definitely something. It’s literally impossible for him to go start to finish without some kind of glaringly noticeable fuck up.
>>20270555You didn't answer the question. How big is your "Obsessed with AEW" folder? You will receive no further replies from me until that is answered
>>20270561Tune in to find out!
>>20270563>jacob's entire character is him hating cops and authority so he takes it out on them instead of CodyBased storytelling
>>20270556I'm a swamp ass lover desu
I still have no clue what the fucking story is for roman/punk
>>20270533>>20270529Genuinely hope all consolewarfags get into a car crash with their entire family (assuming they have any)
>>20270409Tiffy sucks
Rosenberg mmmmmmmmm pure gas chamber for you boy
>>20270575the build for every feud has been awful creative needs to be fired
espn+ unlimited feed cut just before AJ STYLES what the fuck, I can't even get back to where I left off, it plays a skateboard show. This isn't /asp/ anymore wth I hate Disney I bought a new TV for this shit!
>>20270575basically this
>>20270575I think from Roman's POV its: "Your nostalgia run has flopped and now its time for me to clean your mess"
>>20270587ESPN+ isn't ESPN unlimited
By YOUR standards not the WWE HoF meme ones. Do you think AJ is a WWE HoF?
>>20270566It is now day 478 of me not organizing my wrestling folder
>>20270273Temu Mandy.
>>20270555post more aew being shit
>>20270596Yeah why wouldn't he be
I miss when this board was fun
>>20270575Roman resents Punk for leaving and shitting on the product that Roman and everyone else was trying to make work. Punk resents Roman for being a part-time nepo hire that gets opportunity after opportunity.
>>20270532forwarding this to trips. you're going down sucker.
>>20270602
>>20270596Is he in the Observer HOF? Because that's the only HOF that matters
>>20270596He has enough accolades to barely squeak by. I'm going by what he did in WWE.
I've only been relatively popping my head in for this wrestlemania build since I didn't really like Royal RumbleIs Night 1's card just awful and Night 2 is better or did they really make this overall card so shit? Because wow what I saw for Night 1 makes me want to actually go do something else.Usually I'm constantly watching after RR but I just couldn't get into it this year
>Cody exited WWE in 2013lmao bullshit
stream link?
>>20270607But Roman is actively shitting on WWE in interviews and is at best a parttimerPunk also was given everything he wanted when he came back including rehiring his child brideI don't understand
Now I gotta sub to ESPN and pay 3x the amount as last year to watch it.
>>20270626PICREL
I made a burrito with corned beef hash and spanish rice and a freakin' fried egg. How cool is that?!
>>20270632Sub to a month of NordVPN, set it to Canada and launch Netflix
>>20270409Tiffy needs to get thicc again
>Pat was the most dissapointing reveal in wrestling historySURELY they aren't gonna be making this point if they don't intend to follow it up with something less shit.... right?
I am watching LIVE on ESPN2
>>20270621Both nights are complete shitI would say here are the matches that might be good:Night 1 Jacob/Drew, Aj/Becky, Cody/Orton (if they tone donw the celebs.Night 2: ladder match maybe and Oba/BrockEverything else seems haphazard
>>20270643enjoy your indigestion
the food has been good
>>20270622Its true. Stardust left a few years later.
>>20270659What do you mean
>>20270650No, they're just furious that Ari Emmanuel is forcing them to include Pat in this storyline.
kek based codester saving wrestling gotta love him
>>20270650Orton is winning btwIt's going to be otron and pat vs cody and belly roll at backlash
I made Cinnamon apple sauce covered Scones for mania.
the photoshopped abs on these match cards are so fucking funny
>>20270624 remember they had to retire this gimmick after this. Kek
>>20270575See >>20270417Buddy you havent been paying attention for the past 2 years or you're just stupid.
>>20270650No chance of that's what you got!!!!
I just woke up after passing out drunk after Smackdown. Any big news I've missed today?
>>20270660This looks like a JD Vance edit.
Speed match is gonna be spotfest kino, that’s the only reason they’d open with it on national tv
>>20270681Cora Jade was SA.
>>20270650The true voice in Randy's head was... Travis Scott
>>20270678Balor retired it after getting busted open hardway against Edge at WM39, but I wouldn't have been surprised if this was the swan song.
>>20270575https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4I085haFCwQ22 million views. You might want to get a clue.
>>20270681main event of night 2 is now punk vs. roman vs. rock
>>20270596Yea, I'd say so even if you're going only by what was in WWE. Dude probably has the most notable rumble moment, he had an incredible title run the first time round, had a pretty good rivalry, consistently showed up for the company, never really lost any kind of step, generally entertaining in near everything he did and elevated most of the championships he held.If you take anything outside the WWE, it wouldn't even be a question if he's in. Even when he wasn't the headliner of the best TNA/NJPW stuff he was still involved in someway most of the time.
>>20270487Wrestlemania isn't really a thing anymore. Doesn't help that most of the matches were rushed with bad storylines
>>20270685It's crazy that those edits are probably going to carry him to a [presidency in a couple of years.
>>20270487It's dead. Food is more over in this thread than Mania.
We had a sticky for the rumble right? Surely we get one for tonight...
>>20270679I thought that was already done and dusted? The favour was punk gets walked down the aisle by his daddy insterad of roman
>>20270647this except set it to the UKfor some reason canadian servers for nord are complete crap and always give bad quality netflix streams, UK ones are always great quality
>>20270487It’s every gamethread ever where the majority arrive when it actually starts
>>20270533Believe it or not, Punk and Roman will be moving slower than this tomorrow night
>>20270692Forgot about that. Didn't Edge win too? Lol
>>20270702Vance ain't winning the primaryHe'll look too milquetoast by then
>>20270487Somewhat both. /pw/'s been on decline a lot. WWE isn't as hot as it used to be, AEW's novelty I think wore off in general and has its dedicated section of watchers. This board genuinely is pretty unusual 90% of the time.This mania is uniquely awful though. I would imagine WM32 had a better card lol
I’m drinking an Arizona rx energy bottle because it’s the only drink that comes close to Sobe citrus GOD DAMN YOU PEPSI
>>20270681You actually died and this is hell
>>20270716I might not even watch anything tomorrow past the opening ESPN matches
I made fried chicken thighs brined in pickle juice :) fried them in beef tallow :)
>>20270719Best thing edge did was bury that shitty gimmick
>>20270712Stop leeching our shit lard.
>>20270719Won due to ref stoppage. He wasted that Slayer theme for nothing.
>go to sports bar for WM>ask if they’re showing WrestleMania>bar instantly explodes in laughter>“we don’t play that gay shit here”>random drunk guy screams “WRESTLING IS FOR FAGS”>whole place roasts me into oblivion>quietly sob in my car>end up watching it alone with /pw/ like alwayswhy do wrestling fans catch so much hate? We’re literally the most oppressed group in America.
>>20270732ayo this nigga got salmonella
>>20270732crispy
>>20270732Juicy looking chicken bro!Enjoy
hell yeah triple h this is why I watch WWE to listen to the booker
>>20270732brother that is some pink ass chickenenjoy salmonella
Does Mania start at 6 or is it gonna be bullshit up until 7
>>20270730Good plan. I will come back for the main event out of curiosity i guess. Even though the actual match will probably be terrible.
https://x.com/MlNTENS/status/2045609534215897346CRACKS dom hates this years mania
>>20270752starts at 5
stream?
>>20270750>>20270742No that pink thing is just a spot of blood that some chicken thighs have
>>20270674Looks good bro
>>20270757PICREL
>>20270760I'm talking about the one you took a bite out of.
>>20270660Based southern diet
>>20270760I'll be honest, that looks uncooked
>this threadI didn't realize you guys were actually decent at cooking
>>20270768if that's a thigh that might be ok, if it was a breast i'd be worried
>>20270768Don't stop him from enjoying his salmonella.
>>20270768>>20270765ITS NOT RAW. FUCK YOU!!!
>>20270768It's just chicken a la ja/ck/
>>20270778Your glucose is low, eat something heartier than white chicken meat.
>>20270769I'm assuming they're faggots since only faggots cook if they're maleI'm a normal 40 year old man who lives at home and is a sperg and has a good job and my mom is cooking me chicken and fries
>>20270782kek, haven't seen the webms in years
>anons cooking meals some of you are femanons in disguise cause ain't no way
I think Iyo Sky is pregnant. She got taken off Wrestlemania and wasn't at the HOF
>>20270778https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfr1Fzq2kUg
>>20270778that's a worked chicken, show me the shoot chicken
HAU HAU bros…tonight we’re back
>>20270778>snapchatgay
>>20270794nah she just sucksto wwe's credit they had tried to push her many times but she never delivers
>>20270794My bad y'all
>>20270788>I'm a normal 40 year old man who lives at home and is a sperg and has a good job and my mom is cooking me chicken and friesYou sure cooked those chefs, chief.
any returns expected?
>>20270794Yup. It was me. I put a baby in her.
>>20270794And the father is Tyrese Haliburton
Made me some bomb ass tacos al pastor and some fresh squeezed limeade. Diosito santo gracias por haber nacido Mexicano
>>20270809Jelly Roll
>>20270809Ted Dibiase jr
No AAA?
>>20270809Buddy.
>I'm getting marked as you for posts I never madeBros what's going on
>>20270809Paige
look I know this mania is GRIM and I don't even come to this board anymore but cmon man it's Mania it wouldn't be shit without you anons
>>20270809Marcus Cor Von is coming back 2nite
>>20270732i didn’t know cooking with jack posts here
>>20270809Benoit
>>20270818too based for WM
>>20270809Bron almost certainly costing Seth the match tonight
>>20270809Paige's brother, Zak Knight with his potato van in tow.
>>20270809Officially Paige is backYou might see Bron doing something but actual returns, no
>>20270356solid 16 minutes, John cena and Joe Jonas are the hosts
>>20270575Your confusion is understandable, and mostly because they didn’t need 10 fucking weeks to tell that story.The first Punk Roman promo after the Rumble was epic. 10/10. Set the stage wonderfully about why Roman was choosing Punk, why he hated him, and what the stakes were. The feud was beautifully simple: two veterans with a lot of history who despise each other.All they needed was 4 weeks of build. — Week 1: Promo battle viewed as a draw (this is what happened after the Rumble)— Week 2: Promo battle “won” by Punk.— Week 3: Promo battle “won” by Roman.— Week 4: The classic “enough talking let’s fight” brawl that requires security to separate them.That’s all this needed. But instead we got a fucking Finn Balor detour, a silly Uso subplot, and Punk bringing up Pat McAfee for some reason. And again, it’s mostly because they had 10 weeks to fill. There’s wayyyyy too much time between Rumble and Mania for the Rumble winner to kickoff the Mania storyline right away. It only leads to filler and convoluted side quests that confuse the core motivations.It’s not 1996 anymore. With the way clips travel today, you don’t need more than 4 weeks for an adequate big fight hype build.
Last year’s Saturday pre show they announced that they bought AAA
Is Paige coming tonight or tomorrow
>>20270848Tonight
>>20270848If she's filling in for Nikki like she supposedly is, then tonight.
>>20270848Tonightreplacing one of the bellas that is injured
If feeling sad was a championship I’d be world heavyweight champion
>>20270848NeitherMonday
>>20270809Bianca inshallah
Paige is one bad bump away from paralysis.
>Cody vs RandyThe ‘big bad’ for the babyface to overcome is the storyline lmao
STREAM LINKNo gestapo baked mods herehttps://psp-tv.com/r/CKB
>>20270855you're only jobbing to your own damn self, man
>>20270859I thought her neck issue was fixed? Is she still at risk?
>>20270862tell them to use ublock origin on that site you muppet
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How many hours away until the show starts
>>20270859Del Rio got her the best doctor in Tijuana
>>202708710 bongs 32 bings according to netflix
>>2027087133 bings
>>202708710 bongs 33 bings
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>>20270879LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
Meltzer spotted at the Gay Club In Las Vegas
>WrestleMania is half a hour awayI'm so hyped
>>20270878No one cares.
>>20270885
Is Steve Austin coming back
>>20270885can confirm
is that cornettes wife
>>20270878Go back
CATHY CATHY CATHY
I'M DROPPING THE CYNICISMI'M GONNA HAVE FUN EVEN IT'S SHITLET'S GO PEEDUB
>>20270885Was Tony with him?
Imagine being Alexa and having to lose a match for Paige.
lmao did anyone screen shot that blob near Byron
>>20270899based toxic positivist
>>20270892KWARB
>>20270899STILLHUMBLE
Jackie mogs Cathy.
i dont really get wrestling but i will never miss an opportunity to say W Speed so...W SPEED
>>20270903Slampig
>>20270899hell yea!
this is the match
>>20270899Based.I'm getting fuck lit and ready to happily post shit.
>>20270911>>20270911>>20270911>>20270911>>20270911
>>20270909Maybe on Opposite Day
Quick liquor store run
“Then Now Forever” in a half hour. Im ready bros
>>20270919Layla looks like my aunt
BASURA
I’m blacked!
>>20270899that's faggy
>>20270908Walk the LoGOD's road...
>>20270855Nah, you’d still lose by submission.
>>20270809Vince
>>20270919this section must be gay diva stan heaven.
>CharlotteYIKES
Gonna get shitfaced
>>20270979I'm going to eat cake.
Why the FUCK did they go from peacock to this ESPN unlimited garbage.
when does it start
>>202710328 minutes
sigh
