Cody Rhodes vs. Randy Orton for the Undisputed ChampionshipStephanie Vaquer vs. Liv Morgan for the WWE Women's World ChampionshipThe Usos and LA Knight vs. Austin Theory, Logan Paul and IShowSpeedDrew McIntyre vs. Jacob Fatu, unsanctioned matchSeth Rollins vs. GuntherAJ Lee vs. Becky Lynch for the Women's Intercontinental ChampionshipNIa Jax and Lash Legend vs. Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss vs. Bayley and Lyra Valkyria vs. the Bella Twin and Paige Here? for the WWE Women's Tag Team championship.
I WANNA FEEL STICKY
they keep censoring puta
>>20270911>Seth Rollins vs. GuntherOh fuck off. I was hoping that was tomorrow soo I can skip it
Where is Buddy? Is he safe? Is he alright?
>>20270911Has anyone who wore a singlet not failed as a top guy? I think only Kurt managed to get to the top without fumbling
>>20270946What is your definition of a top guy, specifically?
>>20270926stickys bleaux
Booking a TEW card with the preshow playing the background
What should I masturbate to before the show
>>20270911I hate women’s wrestling and their fans so much bros
chuckcucks…
charleswhat the fuck is that outfit
tranquilo club is back bros
>>20270956small dick trannies
You gotta be happy for the nigga
Mods make the fucking sticky already. Damn, it’s Mania.
This is going to be one of the worst WMa of all time and I'm happy to be here with you goys.
>>20270950>Won one of the top belts>Remained at the top of the cards for at least a year>Featured a lot on the weekly shows
>>20270956Any of Daisy Taylor’s work should do the trick
If you are paying to watch this you are either under 20 or over 45.Millennialchads who grew up with the internet rise up.
>look at cards Where the FUCK is Tiffy and Iyo
>>20270956Wwe fakes. There’s some good AI ones I found
Wash your ass with Dude Wipes
>>20270982God you couldn't pay me to go to a modern show
>>20270988from my experience with wwe whenever a show looks like its going to be dogshit it overperforms like crazy
>>20270982okay thats funny
>>20270998I bought a year of ESPN unlimited the day it launched because I like sports
KWAB
>>20270988It's going to be such a shitshow. I can't wait.
>>20270911>the Bella Twin and Paige Here?What?! Is the other Bella injured?
>>20271008>I bought
>>20271005>modern WWE>overperform
20 minutes. So they’re gonna open with Drew and Fatu?
>>20271000>tiffyHopefully fired. She didn’t look interested in her own match yesterday. >iyoWho cares. She can valet for Rhea.
>>20271017six-man
>>20270911Gamethread #3 already?
>>20271017Seth and Gunther then the women tag match
>>20271017No.
>>20270982I'm really happy for Danhausen figuring out his place in wrestling and that's being a comedy entertainer that sometimes wrestles. That's OK, that's where he is best and I hope he gets paid a whole bunch
The ESPN player sucks
Pizza orderedBeer in fridgeSoda on tableLet's finna goooooooooo
>>20271014It's less than a dollar a day for a year of it and I'm not watching shitty chinese streams every time I want to watch a football or baseball game. plus all the shit that's only on ESPN+ that barely anyone streams to begin with
>>20271013Apparently
>>20271029Hell yeah man.
wait is cody/orton really today? so punk is getting his main event?quite based, he sold his ass recently so it's nice to see that hes getting what he was chasing last 15 years
>>20270982??? I thought he gotted a real goodyear blimp
>>20271029got a full case of rare german beer but I can't drink it today, still recuperating from my last drinking fml
Langis
>the 20 year long history of Cody and RandyMan this story is so much more interesting than Pat
>>20271036Punk legitimately has to main event too considering they have very few stars and no real compelling stories.
>>20271028For me it's Netflix and a VPN
>>20271028If you have a TCL TV the app is broken. I have to watch everything on ESPN on my computer or my bedroom TV instead of the living room one
>>20271047the ultimate swerve would be Randy betraying Pat and just siding with Cody as the victor
>>20271039He did.He also has this.
I remember promo videos used to get you hyped for the matches, now that the build-ups have been so bad not even the WWE genius video editors can't save them
>>20271028Im on my ps5. Yeah the app is trash.
>>20271022Gamethread #1 for this show was made at like 2am this morning. Saddo shit
>>20271057The ultimate swerve would be if the match ends in disqualification
Jim cornet!
>girl i hooked up with a year ago texted me about wrestle mania cause she knows i liked watching itbros…..i have a girlfriend. what do?
Pat is a fucking heat magnet
ayo, what's the name of the song that played during the Cody/Randy video package?
So did the show sell out or no?
>>20271074Have your girlfriend go and beat her up
>>20270982Dimeshausen never misses
>>20271078fein
>>20271074Respond politely and if things go sour with your girlfriend you at least have a fall back.
Alexa Bliss grew up in the same neighborhood as me
>>20271074nigga, its wrestlemania. Stop blogposting
so it looks to me like pat mcafee signed a contract on smackdown, one which said cody wants to get his hands on him after the match, pat makes him put the belt on the line and wins the title due to interference from the newest member of The Business
>>20271074Just say you're excited for it or some shit, then never respond until you're single
>>20271077Go away heat does not a heat magnet make.
>>20271085Mark
>>20270982Crazy that I was buying a shirt from him in a literal bingo hall just a few months ago. I'm happy for him.
>Liv Morgan's hectic week IShowSpeed, Cody Rhodes & WWE World: WrestleMania 42 Vloghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7lMNZ6UiB0
>>20271078just think of it from the woman's perspective>im single and know how to emotionally manipulate this guyjust appreciate what you have with your girl
here's why randy shouldn't win
>>20271036Doesn't that seem bad for Punk? He had to wait until 15 years later for almost every star to leave in order for him to actually main event kek. And even then, he had to rely on Roman, the only draw left in the WWE, to get him his main event twice
how many bings til starttime
>>20271087You've posted this fUn FaCt many many times by now
>>202711099
>>2027110910
Corey and Big E look dimes.Joe is the jannetty
>>20271109One bong and 10 bings
Joe Tessitore looks like a fun guy to suck off. Like he'd really appreciate it
>>20270911wonder if theyll save his return for RAW
>>202711167 bings
Logan about to bless us with yet another 5 star match
I hate on WWE sometimes. But there’s still something inherently exciting about WM.
>>20271106It's pretty commendable considering the decks have always been stacked against him since day one
>>20271123
>>202711096 bings and change
>>20271106if he didn't leave he would be main eventing with roman before covidbut he did
Do you guys think tony khan is watching?
>>20271123Would love to see Buddy vs Logan
Honestly surprised that Jackie didn't dress like a 2 dollar slut today.
>>20271097If pat was presented as a face then that would be go away heat but since he's a heel then that just means you got worked and are too much of a pussy to admit it
>>20271139He's a wrestling fan of course he is
>>20271139the world is watching
>>20271139of course. hes been a mark his entire life even as a child. and his all time favorite wrestler (CM Punk he already stated) is involved
How is the stream not up yet on Netflix
>>20271123Should be 9 starts
>>20271139Tony Khan has like several different screens going on in his general vicinity right now, TVs, iPad, phones, computers, even his car
>>20270980For me it's Thai ladyboys. Ladyboy Dream is a personal fave of mine
Do you guys think Vince McMahon is watching?
blasting ropes all over jackies bush
Logan looking gigadimes
Why is her name "AJ LEE" if shes not asian?
Crowd looks like it’s filling in okay, unlike the demoralizing emptiness in Saudi.
zeitgeist
>>20271161100%
>>20271146Hiding behind his heel shtick is some pretty sad cope, bud
>>20271161I don't think he ever stopped watching.
Damn I LOVE open arenas
Tessidimes dropping bars
jey getting pumped for his match
they really got rid of America the Beautiful to spite Vince
>>20271161Too busy shitting himself and jerking it to the latest BLACKED release
The ESPN app on mobile doesnt have PiP. Fucking embarrassing
>>20270911Damn they got the Supreme Court to sing God Bless America?
DEATH TO JEWMERIKKKA
>>20271177doing a whole lotta nothin
>>20271165Stan Lee's granddaughter
Alright, third worlders, its time to seethe about America again
For me, it's buying wwe 2k26 and playing as zoey stark since she didn't make the match
>>20271173I don't care anymore but when I was younger I HATED wrestling in daylight
>>20271161he still has say in certian things
I want to get this off my chest before we start. I had my first anal orgasm last night. The intense shame I have felt since is indescribable and unbearable. Please never do any of this shit, bros. I know we joke around a lot about gay stuff cause of wrestling, but never actually fall for the meme. Not even sure I’ll be able to focus on Mania tonight.Fuck.
>two minutes in>tranny spottedlmao
>god bless america>when its king just said fuck the pope
>>20271187NIGGERS ARE SINGING YOUR ANTHEM FAGGOT
>>20271165Lee is an Americanization of the surname Leigh.
HEY AMERICA...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Maven lookin ass nigga to the left
LET THE BLACKWASHING BEGINI LOVE CURRENT YEAR
insider here. jelly roll is going to turn heel and put brodie lee jr. through the announce table with a batista bomb
Rock revealed as the corporate influence tonight? I've got a feeling they're picking back up his story with Cody but just using Randy and Pat as replacements for Cena and Travis Scott. It will turn into a whole authority angle with Rock & his guys vs Cody & HHH's guys.
Nice ethnic representation of the USA on stage there.
black people black
Modelo
lol at the one white woman in the choirqueen of spades
amazing grace >>>
>>20271173why do people hate logan again?
>>20271194Based, fuck the pope
FUCK THE POPE
I much prefer them bringing in jolly black folk to sing God bless America than a random celebrity.
If I was singing the national anthem I would try and incorporate buddy into it.
>>20271196I'm a Lee descendant. Came over to the States via way of England in the 1600"s
>turn into the pre-show>it's a bunch of negrosyup yup what it do
lighting my blunt nowLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
for anyone who doesn’t want to pay for espn, use a Fubo trial. just make sure to create a burner email
OH N-
lfg pwmaniacs
>>20271194Most Americans are protestant. Don't give a fuck about that faggot.
cringe
Can never get over America's North Korean tier bootlicking fetishism of their zogbot military.
>>20271173i imagine logan is saying "Bro Im never doing that move again" to Knight when they sync up
Go fumblemania!!
girl on the right can get it
women's wrestling is almost always trash but steph v liv could be fun desu
>>20271223edit this into the blimphausen
>>20271194Uppercut yourself faggot
>>20271211they are marks who can't stand his heat. mav is the best thing to happen to this company in 15 years.
jesus is king
>>20271191Homo lol
Stage is just a bigger version of last year's stage. Fucking shit.
the Hamilton fag gtfo
>>20271191GAYEST post ive ever read hereEVER.
A bit esoteric, no?
Damn that stage is ugly as hell
>>20271244kek what a good goy
my stream is just a white screen suddenly
>>20271244Why did you post a picture of a doctor tho?
>lin manuel miranda's wrestlemania rap
>>20271231Yeah keep crying while Mohammads raid and rape your women you balless cuck
Who is this Jew?
>>20271207what did he mean by this?
They got the fruitiest man in America to do the opening video package
Is there an alternate Turning Point Wrestlemania opening ceremony with Kid Rock so I don't have to watch these black people?
This won’t be better than Dynasty.Admit it.
ready
>>20271259Triple H
Tommy Dreamer is looking sharp
>>20271252reminds me of armageddon 2002
>>20271191>91So close
we are 2 minutes in can you RACISTS fucking tone it down?gonna be a long night.
>>20271211Because being athletic doesn't make you a professional wrestler. Sorry.
>>20271255are you watching with me?
sad, i was hoping they would get Jack Black
>>20271259Guy who wrote and starred in the acclaimed race swapping musical Hamilton. Make of that what you will.
it feels weird having the crowd right there
>>20271191this is reverse psychology, now i gotta do too it or i'm gay little bitch who does what he's told
>made his dad proudomg its just like in hit movie Freddy got fingered
This is the house that Vince built. He deserves to be here.
This intro is gay as fuck!!!!
>>20271275N
>>20271252wasn't the setting for the promos completely different? this wm is a mess
video quality fucking sucks on Espn. looks like 240p on my 85 inch
This already sucks. Fuck you triple F
>>20271265Taped AAA show will be the best show all weekend
REMEMBERLAST YEAR WE DIDN'T GET THIS THERE WAS NO /pw/ ONE YEAR LATERHERE WE FUCKING ARE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
>>20271285Proud
They already showed this last night after Smackdown, why spoil it? No need to watch now, I'm just on my fucking phone.
>>20271258You just got embarrassed by fucking Iran, can't even get a river open lmao.
>>20271275Go post where you came from Redd.it troon
>>20271288O
ok faggot wrap it up
I don’t like Randy’s theme
>>20271286He pooped on a woman’s head, you can’t come back from that
I am in constant pain
GET ON WITH IT
>>20271191ive been there bro. the high feeling of your little johnson unloading and losing control without touching it, then the crashing low after when you realize what you didshameful
>>20271293i wish it never came back
>>20271285DADDEH WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HAHRD THIMES?!
>>20271275we say the word here brotherhh
>>20271293Based
>>20271279That would actually be energizing, this fucking random wetback is boring
WWE blocked the ESPN writer who gave them a bad rating for Wrestlepalooza LMAOOOO
CENA
When does it start? In 1 hour from now?
>>20271283I bet that would be cool for all of 5 minutes before you realize how loud the pyro is and how far away the ring is
>>20271293heh. i guess you're right, anon. let's enjoy posting.
JOHN CENA SUUUCKSJOHN CENA SUUUCKSJOHN CENA SUUUCKS
LET'S GO TO WORK STU
He really did retire the jorts...
>>20271293the thread in sharty was much better than this
THE MUSIC IS DOUBLING
>>20271317it starts in 3 hours. youre fine anon
>>20271317It starts now man
BMJ
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN
>>20271293Most of us managed to find each other and have the thread elsewhere last year, so it wasn't all bad atleast.
o7
BIG MATCH JOHN
Why the fuck can I hear Cena's music playing at 3 different speeds?
Cena's face is just getting bigger and bigger
Cena is turning into Vince
>>20271317IT STARTS RIGHT NOW
Wait when does this actually start?
AWFUL POP KEK
didn't this guy just retire?
If the arena didn't sell out why does it look so damn packed?
>Audio issues alreadyHoly shit that's AEW-tier.
very high and the sound is freaking me out
>>20271191Think you posted this in here instead of /birb/ by mistake
>the Hamilton fag>Cena's entrance music out of sync
>>20271283I think it just makes the stage feel small
i brush your mouth like cold cake
>>20271346It's on
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
All downhill from this point
>>20271352they need Dunn back so bad
suit cena would be a great CEO
John Cena look so old now
Look at that PACKED fucking house!!!
>>20271360pre-show is over?
Do people not near ringside just look at the screens?
>Immediately starts running He’s still in there
>>20271350he monke
>>20271354They've been having sound issues since last night
do you remember when Cena raped that make a wish kid?
>>20271351It's a huge stadium. There's still probably a couple hundred seats leftover.
WE'RE BACK BABBY
knowing this is the worst drawing WM in 20 years kinda dampens my experience
Stadium shows look awful in the day time
>cena says he doesn't have a run in him>starts running anyway
The stadium is empty
>>20271351They front packed them look around the entrance stage those seats are empty.
>>20271361Then where am I allowed then?
its so funny that he was only gone for 4 months and they already had to bring his ass back because its so shit
>/pw/ back>BMJ back>GSG straight middleyeah, i'm thinking we're back, bros
if we don't get a sticky we should go to the poopshitfarty imo
>>20271349From wrestling yes. He's still working for the company
>>20271346in 25 minutes. really 1 hour 30 since the first two matches shouldn’t be on mania
kek that close up of that incredibly unimpressed nerd
>>20271350BRRRRRRR RAPIDASH
did Cena's hair grow back?
i'm cumming
john needs to visit r/bald
CRY BABY
the music doubled because they decided cena needed to be mic'd up coming out so he could say "the time is now" or whatever lame shit that was.
CORPOCENA
I sure hope someone brought 2 or 3 big head signs with their stupid faces on it
BING CHILLINGBING CHILLING
>Cena's finally covered up the bald spotWhy didn't he do it earlier?
Corporate cena. He's a fake fag
He kinda looks like Vince in this suit
it's only a matter of time until cena comes to the dubthere is no way he can stay out of the ring forever
>>20271370>>20271378didn't realize how long the ramp was kek
>Gunther’s music hitsHOLY SHIT
>>20271373Yeah, it's basic thuganomics!
>>20271368check you fucking retard
THE THIRD CRYING SEGMENT IN 3 DAYS
>wrestlemania. >empty seats. Maybe lower the prices.
THANK YOU NETFLIXTHANK YOU NETFLIXTHANK YOU NETFLIX
Cena's never this emotional wtf
Yes, trot Cena out there to remind everyone how little star power the actual roster has.
He looks like the love child of Vince and Tom Brady.
Where can I get Cena's hair transplant?I don't have the crown issue but my forehead hair getting thinner and thinner.
>if the Celtics win the title I'm going for 18!
JCW was better than this
>first hour free>it's all talk and promos
>addressing the fans hating WWE right now kek why??
NEXT>>20271419>>20271419>>20271419>>20271419
how much did they end up lowering the tickets
>some poor bastard already getting cucked by a sign after paying thousands for a seat
Cena BURYING tko rn
He's always been a corporate lackey so this gimmick fits him perfectly
THE TIME TO DELIVER IS NOW
>>20271391looks like he went to the same place in Turkey that semen punk did
please make a real thread
why are they cutting a promo about how the build has been bad on wrestlemania
>>20271430fake incel thread
>>20271391Just like Elon and MJF.... shit it was probably the same surgeon!
sticky where?
Cena doing the Vince WM intro :'(
Cena starting to look like Vince
YEET
Is he doing a Vince cosplay?
sorry about the shit buildenjoy the show!!
>>20271428Triple H has always been obsessed with showing off how he's "in tune" thats all he ever did his entire life and now he's in creative so its even more of a point
>>20271438They're trying to turn it into a work
Slightly brisk jog Cena
NEW THREAD>>20271419>>20271419>>20271419>>20271419
ugly ass stage
Dude seriously needs to get a better haircut, shit looks awful.
Jey's solo song was bad but this is really, really, really bad
CURTAIN JERKER JEY USO
MOM AND I ARE YEETING LET'S GOOOOOOOK
why do we need a host again?
>no sticky Mods holy shit please
they calling this 4k? bro it look like cell phone footage. fucj espn
>>20271430
>usos. Alright I will check back in in 30 minutes.
>>20271455KWAB
The usos suck
seriously no sticky for mania?
No sticky? Yep, Wrestlemania is dead
REAL NON TROONED THREAD>>20271470>>20271470>>20271470>>20271470>>20271470
this is a legit depressing yeet. its over yeetbros
unironically kino intro by cena
>no sticky>pajeet thread warrior only one making threadsIt's over I'm playing Civ 5
>>20271462Ticket sales were grim so they brought Cena in
Holy shit, Yeet is dead. People are done with the Uso experience
Damn, seeing a lot of empty sections, grim
pisssssSo!
Can I get a uuhhhh.............. YEET
>>20271477I was just thinking they yeet harder on weekly shows
This should be the piss break before the main event. Brock and Oba should have opened
Day 1 EastDay 1 Yeast
>Coming back to /pw/ for Mania after a year>The captcha
>>20271486keep in mind this crowd is also probably going to be the drizzling shits
Anthony Davis and Georde Kittle behind commentary.
>>20271532So? They're always there.
40 4chin pesos Knight slips on a buckle
>>20271532>Anthony DavisKek his team isn't even in the playoffs
HUMBLE
>>20271486Rich people don't "Yeet"
Havent watched in like 2 years why is ishowspeed here
>>20271732wwe desperate for younger demo clout / viewers
Only watching this match because LA Knight being in the match means there's a higher propensity for Speed getting a life threatening injury
Why do they giving chances to Jey? Jimmy's kinda got the sauce
that was not shucky nor ducky that was just bad
>>20271517they're opening night 2
