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>>20293329built
Punk is cooked, he can't hang in these big match main events anymore. Everything he does is in slow motion.
Adam Page run in when.
>>20293329i can't tell because of the black square blocking her face
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK IYO HELP HIM
KILL THAT BITCH
phil better blade
The monitors left on the table terrified me
>>20293341Some VIP mark thing. He didn't have a mic on his headset.
>>20293279Cena got main event over on his own, with his own gimmick. He didn't start getting boos as a babyface until he was already the top star.
BEPIS MAN NOOOO ;_;
PHIL IS DEAD
SOBERMAN BUNCH
>>20293355Evil's entrance will take some time
SUPERMAN PUNCH
BREAKING REPORTS ROCK IN THE BUILDING>BREAKING REPORTS ROCK IN THE BUILDINGBREAKING REPORTS ROCK IN THE BUILDING>BREAKING REPORTS ROCK IN THE BUILDING
PUNK GETTING RAPED BY THE BIG DOG
kek i thought you fags said roman sucked
PHIL LEAKY
>>20293329she has cute dimples
"superman punch" and its just a jumping punchhow did the company survive this fag being on top for so long lmao
>three unprotected superman punches on an upside-down headthis should send someone to the hospital in kayfabe
Can’t wait for the usos to interfere
>>20293329does she take bbc?
OHHHH SEXUAL CHOCOLATE
>>20293355ok how u no
RIC FLAIR SPOTTED IN BACKSTAGEOH MY GOD HE'S PUTTING HIS GEAR ON
Is this a no DQ?
>>20293377big daddy dwayne saving the day as always
>>20293341If you spend enough money they'll let you sit at commentary now
FUCK HE'S DEAD
RYBACK SPOTTED ENTERING THE ARENA
making him bleed the hard way
fragile phil finna get injured
That was creative, I've never seen that before
finisher spamming early
BLOOD
HUHNO DQ WHAT
>phil heemedThis spot is fucking based holy shit
It's not a disqualification?
How is that not disqualification?
did the steps actually hard way phil? wow
how is that not a dq LMFAO>retarded ass cameraman showing punk bladingamateur hour holy shit
Ref?
>NO DQRULES DON'T MATTAH
call back to the dog food eating spot
>Punk clearly holding the bladekek
>BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNHO-LEE SHITT
Ref should be fired for not calling the DQ
this spot looks dumb as fuck but im enjoying it
lol punk finished the blade job on the floor
BREAKING NEWSPER MELTZER:>"The Ghost of Benoit has been spotted in gorilla"
DQ? can this retarded fucking company do anything with an ounce of logic
REPORTS OF KHALI IN GORILLA
>>20293390the stakes are too high to DQ so the ref allows the rules to be stretched
Being lean makes Roman look very old
I haven't given a fuck about the kayfabe rules for a very long time
>>20293406This is a Mania Main event. You don't end it just off something small like that It's no different to going through a table
the only thing that can save this would be if the sound of glass breaks
punk will lose, time off to preg AJthen return and win Money in the Bank
Heel referee
>>20293303Farmer Phil is BACK!
Blood in this match but not an unsanctioned match, a ladder match or a street fight?!?!??!!
drew finna face turn and save punk
Is this no dq?
BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD
STOP THE DAMN MATCHSOMEBODY GIVE HIM A PEPSI
>>20293244>Doesn't think the machine was behind Punk since before the pipe balmKek, typical Punksimp; a worked bitch
BUDDY SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
WHAT A DROP
someone webm punk blading cause that is 100% getting cut out the replay
HE'S GONNA KILL PUNK
>no count>no dqlmfao what the fuck man
ONE MORE TIME
HHH SPOTED BACKSTAGE!
That retarded bitch in the oversized hat. Fucking cunt!
its a 200iq play for roman to break the rules here.tko wouldn't want their main event to end like this so they let it slide
KINOOOOOOO
>>20293432>preg AJher eggs are dust
>>20293426No he just aged like that. His face looks prematurely wrinkly and apelike.
Roman mogging fr.
>>20293406>>20293407>>20293410>>20293412wrestling revolution taught me that anything outside of the ring is legal
I BET 1000 DOLLARS ON PUNK VICTORY, FUCK ME
LOL punk wins because LOL he has GRIT DETERMINATION HEART AND THE BEST IN THE WROOOOOOORRRRLLLLLLDDDDDholy fuck get a new script already HHH
this retarded ref/no DQ nonsense will prevent this match from getting a fivey, dave hates that shit
They've had like 2 moments where they've been outside for over a minute, come the fuck on
So we're running the Punk Gunther playbookI'll just wait for Roman to blind himself with his own blood and lose then
>>20293406>>20293407cry more
Punk is eating some shit this match
Deans IS IN GORILLA I REPEAT DEAN IS IN GORILLA
SIUUUUUUUUU
why not just make it no dq if you’re gonna do this shit
>its a squash match
COLT CABANA SEEN LEAVING THE LOCKERROOM
nice GTS
>>20293394Ryback is on a shoot on site list, just like he is for Twitter HQ.
me and my wife
LARRY THE DOG SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
DISCO INFERNO SPOTTED IN GORILLA
Punk has the weakest GTS in the business holy shit
Why doesn't Phil work on his flexibility to better sell his GTS? The knee barely reaches up.
its been years since i saw a roman match and its the same fucking shit as last time, walking around slowly between finisher spam
>>20293469TIME TO REUNITE WITH HIS SHIELD BROTHERS
Phil pooped his pants again?
How do shield bros still cope over a Dean comeback
Kino match
This is so kino. I mean the match shit but it's hogan vs andre shit
LARRY IS BACK WTF
EVIL just got the call he's going to get his gear on
finisher spam
>>20293484jej
>>20293461>will prevent this match from getting a fiveyI think phil and roman are doing a fine job of that
Roman landed HARD on Phil's sternum on that spear
>>20293483>bald seems legit
>superpunk resilience killing roman's movesyass
Uh ohIt's looking like Roman is gonna be getting FIVE STARS for the Mania main event
>>20293484<3
great match. roman is the GOAT. literally the only good match of the entire weekend
Odds that Punk goes for a Buckshot Lariat, bitches on purpose and fakes an injury to get out of working for a year?
>>20293463To the refs discretion they dont call it cuz its the main event of all main events of the year
This match is kinda kino if you view it as student vs disgraced sensei
Good match so far
>finisher spam already
Punk gets hit in the head with the steps and put through a table and we're supposed to believe he still has enough power to hit his finisher?
GIANT GONZALES BACKSTAGE
>>20293483>conspiracy theory about [REDACTED]top kek
>>20293489he sucks. all he does is count his money and buy hookers
Is the blood real or one of those capsules? Can't imagine having someone else's blood on me.
these niggas know how to work a main event match. fucking dimes idc what trannies say
*****
Did Punk shit himself again?
PUNK'S ANUS SPOTTED BLEEDING
If it ended after that spear I would've been happy
romans veneers are so fucking shit lol
Thay bitch with the white make up is distracting, how she come up with 25k?
>>20293518>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>20293492There was also 4 or so years it was the same but also his family would run in a the end for a distraction finish. This was the finish for three Wrestlemanias in a row.
>>20293534out of one trillion
>>20293532real blood, the camera showed punk punching himself in the head
>>20293495>>20293493It will happen believe
STONE COLDSTONE COLDSTONE COLD
>>20293516He wouldn't steal Logan's move
can michael cole put over the danger or stakes of anything instead of saying some dumb bullshit like “now we’re cooking”
>>20293532it's never capsules
>>20293316IM DRUNK AS A BITCH AND THIS BEEN KINO
Roman is gonna lose
>>20293520But that never occurred
>unshielded things-coleUm please
>>20293495edrones cant accept that not everyone wants to be in their favorite fed
If Punk wins this is certified WOAT mania of all time
I'M IN CATERING AND JUST SAW SIMON DEAN SEGWAYING TO THE STAGE
matches are simply far better when they're called in the ring
HOLY SHIT SAMOA JOE IS BACKSTAGE
>>20293546>>20293551well that's gross.
shitter btfo mixxchads win
Only match that has actually felt like a premium event
I wish larry the mutt didn't die i would have booked roman to superman punch larry and then put that shit on slo mo replay for 4 minutes while roman cuts a promo mocking his now destroyed dog and going "IT'S A DOG EAT DOG WORLD AHHYESSIR THE BIG DOG IS BACK"
DEAN AMBROSE SPOTTED BACKSTAGE!
Is Roman's finner so uncanny valley because I knew him before he got the teeth?
Tribal Eepy
>>20293534too predictable for meltzers taste they need to do about 20 more reversals that make no sense
>>20293556That's why I said imagine
they had to ruin it with overdramatic "storytelling"
Deanmark please come back
I'm drunk and I think I am going to call in sick to work tomorrow.
THE ZOMBIE OF HULK HOGAN SPOTTED BACK STAGE IN FULL NWO GEAR
I THINK I'M CUTEI KNOW I'M SEXY
>>20293569kek
>>20293569ultra dimes
IF YAAA SMEEEEEEEEL
>>20293508fingers crossed he broke it
i shoot enjoy roman's kickout spam main events
>>20293558Moxley will go back they all do
These two are moving slower now. I wish this match would end so I can goon already
JOOOOOOOOOOOON MOOOOOOOOOOOXLEY
1
>PUNK LOOKS LIKE A BROKEN MAN>...>UH I MEAN
>>20293483>distinguishing feature: Bald Top kek
>HERE COMES THE MONEEEEEEY
PEPSI PUNCH
SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA
holy fuck phil never do a superman punch again
lmaoooooo punks superman punch looked like dog shit
Lmao that superman punch
>Called in the ring>Reacting to everything the crowd is saying>actually trying to hurt each other instead of doing ballet
Ive seen punk in ufc. his punches dont do that kek
>>20293569lmao
UNDERTAKER SEEN RIGHT NEXT TO LARRY'S GRAVE
>>20293590only when Vince is back
NO CHANCE THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT
>>20293565>>20293573nah his teeth have no texture or coloration, it ain't right
THE CHILI PEPPERS
YOU'VE GOT NO CHANCE
>retains title in main event of wrestlemania from the roundhouse kick that’s never beaten anyone kino
KEEP ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING WHAT
That looked like one of Punk's UFC punches.
Punk shit himself again
Imagine being Randy and Cody right now
THE PEPPERS
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE REAL DEAL NOW
>>20293520congrats. you're a better booker than gaytch
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>20293599top kek
>>20293601>lmaoooooo punks superman punch looked like dog shitEverything Punk does looks like dogshit. Being an uncoordinated, unathletic loser is his gimmick.
THEYARE ACTINGGGGGG
>>20293550No he’s a geek it’s embedded in his DNA
THE CHILI
weak ass punch lol
NOT THE TRIBAL PEPPERS
Fucking hell that superman punch was worse than the time he tried to do the Buckshot Lariat
These guys really are masterpieces
this is a great match lmao
Is the ula fala edible?
>VINCE IS BACK VINCE IS BACK >VINCE IS BACK VINCE IS BACK >VINCE IS BACK VINCE IS BACK
Noooo not the pepperino necklace!
roman is insanely fucking good at kicking out as late as possible
NOT THE GAYATEEN
They need to shake hands after this
that was THREE
Spear into Guillotine is a great counter. maybe first time seeign that too
>Can you imagine the embarassment if Reigns lost to thatBased colemeister burying child molester phil.
*GONG*
>>20293569lmfao
BOTCHEDHE WAS PINNED
which puro move tribute will phil pull out
>GEE-A-TEEN! GEE-A-TEEN!
>>20293406>>20293407We AEW now. fuck the rules lmao!!
>>20293524>Punk gets hit in the head with the steps and put through a table and we're supposed to believe he still has enough power to hit his finisher?
THE QUEENDOM WHERE THE KINGS BOW DOWN
did that billionaire on commentary for the jade vs rhea match even say anything?
God this match is so fucking kino
DEAN IS BACKSTAGE THE CONTRACT IS SIGNED I HEAR
There's currently only 2 wrestlers employed by WWE capable of delivering a decent spear, and one of them is a dyke.
SEX PEST PHIL SPOTTED BACKSTAGE!
GOYIMANPUNCH
>cody rhodes confirmed and exposed for getting carried by roman reigns
HERE COMES THE MONEEEEEEEEEEEEY
>spear didn't work because you only weight 120lbskek
this is really good
>>20293611They look like plastic vampire teeth from Spirit of Halloween
ITS ME ITS ME ITS D D P
PAUL BEARER & KANE SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
VIDEOGAMEDUNKEY TO DEBUT WITH A RUN-IN
>>20293657LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE MEEEE
>A GAY-IT-TANE>A GAY-IT-TANE
NO CHANCE IN HELLYOUVE GOT
>>20293658the heeb got jewed by Star maker Ari
THIS SAVED WRESTLEMANIA
4 stars minimum
trannies said that roman wasn't a good wrestler
George Floyd died from a choke they need to stop this right now!
HOLY SHIT WAS THAT RICK O'SHEA BACK STAGE?!
*GLASS BREAK*
REAL GRAPS
I'm marking out this match is great
JESUS CHRIST, DAY 2 ROCKED
Theyre saving wrestlemania
...GO!NEVER DREW, A FUCKING DIME, THAT WAS ADAM'S DEALTNA CHAMPION WAS MY WHOLE CAREER'S PEAK (WHOLE CAREER'S PEAK)NEVER TOP GUY UNTIL EDGE WAS FORCED TO RETIRE
I COME FROM MONEY I COME FROM CLASS
>>20293565He looks like somebody that bleached his teeth too much and its started stripping layers off it or something.
so fucking kino, doomposters BTFO
>>20293664Cody's had better matches than Roman and better matches with the same people as Roman
>that awful missionary sex camera angle
What's the name of this Ref I like him he's pretty good and it's cool to see a ref other than naitch be this trusted
GANGREL SPOTTED BACKSTAGE!
DEAN IS GETTING PREPARED IN GORILLA RIGHT NOW
>>20293670>Spirit of HalloweensAAAAAAR
MORDECAI SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
this is deadass better than tanahashi vs naito
HOW DID THEY FIX THE TEAR IN THE CANVASRELEASE THE MAT FILES
LOW MEIN REIGNS
IM IN CATHERING AND VINCE IS ABOUT TO COME OUT
Night 2 mogs so hard
>>20293406>>20293407The ref has leeway. You're not going to end the biggest match of the year by a DQ.
Itt: Indians salivating at Roman
HERE COMES THE PAIN
>>20293697thx doc
>>20293689Based pseudo-UFC spot
another 5 star roman classic wm main event
>>20293693ted dibiase coming out night 2 of all things would be so fucking funny
>>20293705they switch the mat after every match while the ads are playing
>>20293689>5 STAR GENERAL
>>20293680>would do anything for money. same energy as Punk
why can't cawdy wrestle like this
UMAGA SPOTTED IN GORILLA
>>20293698rod zapata
CM SPUNK WINS
>>20293689>I'm marking out this match is greatIn spite of all WWE's efforts to bury him, Roman will ALWAYS be kino and unironically the best worker in the business.
>>20293698Lil Tista
>>20293680YA JUST GOTTA LOVE THE DRAKE
VIVA LA RAZA
I would not rewatch this match
>>20293660If he wasn't a current dub champ it would be a funny meme, but I can't even suspend my disbelief to laugh at it because of said champion status
There is only one wrestler that is capable of delivering a better spear
*GLASS SHATTERS*
ONE OF A KIND
hands up, bud
>>20293705Delete this.
bros this is a really good main event
Greatest match in WWE history
BITCH
This only seems better than it is because the entire rest of the weekend was dogshit.
>48 year old CM Punk and Roman Reigns end up saving Mania.Cody Rhodes is and always has been Midcard at best. Fuck storylines, have these two do a two-man powertrip for a year with both belts and Heyman as their manager.
But i was told that roman reigns was a bad wrestler
>>20293718they don't do it every match but they can do it if necessary
>>20293705Stop asking questions.
>>20293648In theory it’s good. And maybe it could be, but it just made Punk look like a total fucking dweeb. Like an absolute pussy, he crashed into him full bore trying to spear him and didn’t move him an inch and fell into a submission. Need to workshop that
*EUGENE'S THEME HITS*
CENA JUST RAN OUT
JON MOXLEY IS BLEEDING BACK STAGE RIGHT NOW
>>20293705It's a knife
UUUUH CHAAAVO
*coins clinking*
Please do not end this with some interference and shit
This is kinda a good match wtf.
I'M A REAL AMERICAN
BASEDBASEDBASED
>>20293740Half of it is, at least.The Roman half.
please end this bro
BRET HART SEEN LACING UP BACKSTAGE HOLY FUCK
>>20293705the tear in the canvas does not exist. Watch the P.lE, just be a fan. Capiche
>>20293720cope bashigger
PAUL LONDON IS BACKSTAGE
>>20293752
>>20293729>Headbutting SamoansNigger really?
semen spunk doing alright for his age
LAAAATIIIINOOO HEEEEAT
THIS SAVED WRESTLEMANIA>THIS SAVED WRESTLEMANIATHIS SAVED WRESTLEMANIA>THIS SAVED WRESTLEMANIATHIS SAVED WRESTLEMANIA>THIS SAVED WRESTLEMANIATHIS SAVED WRESTLEMANIA>THIS SAVED WRESTLEMANIATHIS SAVED WRESTLEMANIA>THIS SAVED WRESTLEMANIATHIS SAVED WRESTLEMANIA>THIS SAVED WRESTLEMANIATHIS SAVED WRESTLEMANIA>THIS SAVED WRESTLEMANIA
>>20293720>>20293728James Drake fans are punketty fans
danhausen sitting on the under ring cot with a little bucket of popcorn watching the monitor with his midgets how comfy
>>20293753kek
THERES NOOOO HOLDING ME BACKIM NOT DRIVEN BY FEAR IM JUST DRIVEN BY ANGER
lel Punk
HEEL PUNK BASEDBASEDBASED
>>20293705mods...this is what we talked about. remove.
RIGHT IN THE COCONUTS
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
TURN IT UP!!!!!!!
>samoan guy selling a headbuttfake ass coconut
BROOKLYN BROOKLYN!
GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH GOTYAY MATCH
Punk Shibata's himself kek
PEPSI PUNK TURNED EVIL!!
LOW BLOWWWW
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
KINOOOOOOOOOO
HOLY FUCKING SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PUNK HEEL TURN
special...
VINCE IS IN NOW IN GORILLA
THE REF WAS LITERALLY LOOKING AT PUNKS HAND IN HIS GROIN
low blows are so common now
>FIGHT FOR EVER
IS THAT PERRY SATURN!?AND HE'S BRINGING MOPPY!!!
HEEL TURN
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOLY SHIT RIKISHI TWERKING ON A FORKLIFT
REMINDER: DANHAUSEN AND AT LEAST ONE MIDGET ARE STILL UNDER THE RING
MY STREAM IS DOWN, I REPEAT MY STREAM IS DOWN
This is fucking excellent
>>20293748Punk getting caught is one of the only times it would make sense though. Roman is so much bigger than Punk, and it's his move so he knows every counter, so he braced himself and caught him.
BROOKYN BROOKLYNWE BRINGING WE BRINGINGWE BRINGING THE HOOD TO YOU
red clearly saw the low blow, this nigga getting fired
>removes wrap so you’re more likely to break a hand KWAR (kek what a retard)
>>20293772Old men won
FIGHT FOREVER
KINO SPOTPHIL HEEL TURN
GLORIOUSNO I WON'T GIVE IN I WON'T GIVE IN
JUSTIFIED FIGHT FOREVER CHANTS
Punk has no honor
The crowd finally WOKE UP
SO WHEN DOES THE RUN IN START?
>>20293802THE ENTIRE AEW ROSTER SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
The shield has been seen in concessions yes including a young Roman
>>20293787NOW YOU'RE JUST SOME JABRONI THAT I USED TO WORK
I hope Roman Reigns suffers a career ending pregnancy
fuck you Phil
BONEY M CHANTS, GRIM
CONNOR THE CRUSHER SPOTTED IN GORILLA
IRREFUTABLE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCEFIRE THIS CROOKED REF
THIS IS SO KINO BROS
REIGNS HAS NO BALLS KEK
SHADES OF EDDIE GUERRERO
>>20293822theyve been awake since romans entrance retard
>>20293835not really
>>20293816>>20293818>>20293820>5 people close to the mic chant>jeEts lose their mindskekaroooooooooo
I fucking love the trope of face champ turning heel only out of desperation
Heels are dead
I've never seen a false finish done correctly until this match
LOOOOOOOOL
BISCUITS AND GRAVY
This is a genuinely great match, doesn't change how shit the entire rest of Wrestlemania was though.
nut shot, this is your babyface?
1v1 clean shit lord what a match totally crazy they want to take this to saudi forever
Why didn't they just make this no dq
this could go 60 min broadway honestly, im locked in
>>20293833nah he was lifting him for the GTS
>ref botch>saw the low blow and didn't call it
>>20293680the tiger would have raped him
ok that tape spot was very good
Whatever you need, whatever you gotEver you want, I'll take back againWhatever you need, whatever you gotEver you want, I'll take back again
>>20293829hot. hopefully from OBA
>>20293785I thought Punk selling it was pretty good. I immediately thought "it's because Roman's Samoan."
the big dog has been neutered
CHYNA BACKSTAGE
This is an all time classic
This is the only match where the crowd actually feels like a Mania crowd. The only match to come close was Oba vs Brock
>>20293830Got something for you bud.
cody and cm punk both playing the heel after that dicksucking promo they did to eachother on friday is pretty funny
WWE truly has lost it with this capeshit sloppa. Hope TKO makes next year's main event joshipedo kino
This way better than I thought it wpuld be
>>20293833Ref burial ceremony
drew is gonna run out
my espn stream froze omg
ROMAN WILL DODGENOOOOOOO
Praying he broke his hip hahaha
This match is just bad and boring.
>>20293840They haven't cheered a match this hard all wrestlemania
Roman finally getting that 5 star match
>>20293822>he thinks its live mic feed
BABABABASED
>>20293820Never justified. Awful chant.
>>20293833And Roman hit him with the steps earlier...
>punk and roman put on the greatest mania main event ever in the worst mania of all timemy sides
NEWT GUNRAY SPOTTED BACKSTAGE!
>>20293872>drew saves roman from heel punk
>>20293866i could eat that everyday
Roman is dying
VINCE BEHIND THE RAMP NOW BROS
This will be five stars if it has a clean finish
>>20293822of course, it's a good match between people they care about
HUMBLE
he shoot elbowed him I think
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME
>>20293878we are in the Tony bacan era of Wrestling
>>20293886kino
Roman in pain oh dear
But I was told that cm punk is washed?
>>20293680The amount of seethe this caused was fucking hilarious
>>20293878shit tier bait
>>20293878youre gay and boring
>Stand back! There's a Hurricane comin' through!
Roman's best match ever?
>>20293843Both guys are tweeners so this doesn't really apply here
>WINDEDAAAAAUGGGGHHHHHH
This nigga 48 bros there's no way in hell he should have done that
Punk moving like 2004 mick foley
>>20293867Cody was supposed to be the face, the booking and match was so bad the crowd turned on him. Punk is always a bad week away from turning heel both shoot and work.
Sierra echo delta lima hotel sandcastle morning coffee Shield
I was told roman reigns was a bad wrestler
I think he just had the wind knocked out
>>20293880Meltzer isn't giving this five stars
>>20293893if Vince helped Roman win it would save wrestling
>>20293909He had a better match with Logan Paul unironically
STAND BACKTHERE'S A HURRICANE COMIN' THROUGH
>50 year old man just did an elbow drop through the announce tableseen enough HOF immediately
>>20293904He is washed, roman is carrying this hard.
Huh, well maybe Punk is redeeming himself after building the entire 2nd half of his career around crying about this exact moment.
HERE COMES THE MONEEEEEEEY
REPORTS JACK PERRY BACKSTAGE
NO CHANCE THAT'S WHAT'S YA GOT
THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST MATCHES I HAVE EVER SEEN
Roman is actually selling that elbow. Nobody does that shit
>>20293909Punk doing the greatest carry job of his life since his matches with Cena.
>>20293833That's literally how you pick someone up for the move, Punk's just using his wiener as a convenient handlebar
THE JUNGLE BOY IS IN BACKSTAGEHE WANTS REVENGE
[LINDA MCMAHON'S ENTRANCE SONG] HITS
THE WORLD'S LARGEST LOVE MACHINE
>>20293830>>20293866>>20293890What's bashs wrestler equivalent? Daniel Bryan?
>>20293888nute*
I hate this stupid fucking spot
punk is a modern day flair nobody as old as he is can have a match like this
lol
>>20293913>Terry Funkyou must be a cripple if you think guys are decrepit at 48
is a good match just taking 2 minute breaks every 1 minute and moving giga slowly for 40 minutes into finisher spam?
>>20293915I don't know, Cody was taking in and playing into the heel chants. It could be that he was just hinting an eventual turn though
>>20293811Maybe it would look better if he actually took him down with it but Roman got him in a guilotine on the mat not a standing one. Just not being able to move him an inch looks bad. Even if Roman knows the move better than anyone and braces himself he should still get a little bit of knockback.
PUNK DIED
MOX SPOT
reigniacs rn
>>20293898There's only so much you can do to avoid causing actual pain in a spot like that. He probably knocked the wind out of him more than anything
greatest wwe match ever hahahahah vince won hahahahaha
>>20293070>>20293203>>20293308MIXXCHADS WE ARE HERE AND ROOTING FOF PHIL
weak ass bitch
IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLWhat The Rock is cooking
CM Poo lol
is he the only wrestler that can't do his own finisher
>>20293948Afraid so.
>>20293919>>20293880unironically if this was a no DQ and the ref wasn't a retard meltzer would have given this 5 starshe cares about that kind of thing
>>20293909First match with cody was basically perfect until the ending
TATANKA IS WARDANCING HIS WAY DOWN THE RAMP THIS IS CRAZY
>this gay spot again
>>20293917Something about wrestling with Cody fixed him, he's been great since the Cody matches
WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT
KWABOTY
THIS IS WHAT YOU DOTELL THE STORY IN THE RING ABSORB THE CROWD INTO IT KINO KINO KINO
>>20293940Not Jinder?
>another random Samoan runs outOH MY GOD ITS TINGO BLINGO
ON THIS DAY!
go home already
Dink!
Actual kino
I was told Vinceian was showing up and there’s only 30 minutes left
philbros......
1111111111111
AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
punk heart attack retirement
>>20293956HELL YEA BROTHER
more like Tribal queef
???
AND NEWWWWWWW
zzzzzzzzzzzz
>"Phil is gassed" is now an actual spotGet on their level you indie marks
NOOO PEPSI PUUUUUUNK
PUNKETTY BURIED
>>20293963it was the right call for Roman to win the first match. not many expected it too
>>20293833THESTANCETHO
Shit wrestlemania.
>>20293948Yes. You take your time so the crowd can absorb it. You don't hit 100 Movez a minute
>>20293924Opposite, Punk is old but that doesn't mean he doesn't know how to put together a match in spite of his physical limitations. He's carrying Roman because Roman sucks.
>no fuckery finishI'm impressed. but losing to a spear after all of that feels lame.
that was flat
There's still thirty minutes left in the show...
HOLY KINO NO SELLING THE SPEAR TO GET SPEARED AGAIN 5 STAR MATCH
CLEAN FINISH?
roman has the jabroni title...
>>20293953Yuck
>>20293948by WWE standards, yes
Actually good main event.
lol roman wins
ROMANBROOOOOS
>no sells spear romanetty getting buried
Incredible match.
Phil probably should have won that
>>20293976DINK IS HERE!
the booking is way too good right now. something is wrong.....whats about to happen?
PUNKETTY KWABOTY HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FLAT
>they made reigns the champion againJesus h christ
Didnt think this match would make up for the rest of Mania but it did
that was very good
Yes! Suck it Phil!
ACKNOWLEDGE HIM
After all that they fucking fumbled the ending.
THIS IS FOR YOU TONY
Did this fucking end earlier than last night?
Still awkward
WHAT A FUCKING MATCHGODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS GODMAN REINS
Alright, retire now Phillety
That's it! I'm selling all my $PEP shares as soon as the market opens on Monday!
lol his hollywood breakthrouguh failed cause no one knows who the fuck he is other than dwayne's cousin and now they're gonna have him shitting up WWE with his drama again
5 stars
5 STARS
>>20293866Poutine is GOATed
You know Indian niggas be celebrating like they won the Superbowl rn
jeet means "blessed by god"
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN BROS THERE'S STILL TIME
AND NEWWWWWWWWWW
Fell asleep halfway through that dire snoozer
Holy mother of kino
run-in bros ...
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
IF YAAAAAAA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Anti climatic shit as always, fuck triple aids
>>20293991HAVE A BEPSI PUNKETTIES>if you can take other men's dicks out of your mouth long enoug that is.
>>20293992Bunch of interference was the issue
>the amount of people running out of the arenakek
>finisher spam>break >glare >finisher spam>break >glare
>>20271924Great match. See you next years bros!
>>20293978>30 mins left
YES FUCK YOU PHIL
Punk bros, are we aging out..
BARN BURNER
Kino fuck all the trannies who ever hated roman
CM Punk has lost ALL his WrestleMania matches since he came back to WWELet that sink in
VINCE IS BACK TO FORM NEW HEEL STABLE WITH ROMAN AND ROCK>VINCE IS BACK TO FORM NEW HEEL STABLE WITH ROMAN AND ROCKVINCE IS BACK TO FORM NEW HEEL STABLE WITH ROMAN AND ROCK>VINCE IS BACK TO FORM NEW HEEL STABLE WITH ROMAN AND ROCK
meh match
rate the final match of wrestlemania
ZASEDSO FUARKING ZASED
wtf why did the cuckold lose?
Roman sucks and I hope he dies
Amazing matchSimply amazing matchNo bullshit and possibly the best Mania Main Event in years
IF YA SMEEEEEEEELL
>>20294014Vince was seen backstage. he got control of the ME book
EAT SHIT PHIL!
Punk couldn't draw flies to shit It was time for Roman to save the company
Punk will always be a loser.
THIS A YOUNG BOULS GAME YA BOOMER
>>20293997He hit the ropes twice doe
who has the MITB briefcase?
LMAO Punk is a epic cuck his childhood dream became jobbing to roman Regins. Roman got the last laugh in the end.
O-A-OOOOOOOO-A-OOOOOOOOOWHEN YOU'RE STANDING NEXT TO ME
Roman better start showing up week to week and stop being a part timer
best match I've seen in my life
Surprised there is no interference
reminder that this is why cody and roman won this week
>>2029406110/10Only match worth watching this Wrestlemania
>>20294061****** in the tokyo dome
>an actual, honest to god wrestling match with absolute zero interference is the best Mania main event in yearsIt really is just that simple
YOU CANT HAVE A MAIN EVENT WITHOUT REIGNS UNIRONICALLY
>>20294036So you should have no problem getting called a jeet right, jeet?
No Dean no thanks I officially quit wrestling forever I hope you guys all have wonderful lives you were my favorites
>>20294076Me
this match dead ass saved WWE cause night 1 and night 2 were complete garbage holy shit
CM Cuckbros...
I can jinja see phil-oppars safety shorts...
So they had 30 mins for Asuka vs Iyo
:)/10 WrestleMania
HE FUCKING DID IT! THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN RESTORED!
>That's itWhat a shit Mania
>no interference >good length>solid workI'm pleasantly surprised considering what the rest of this weekend has had
Pretty good match, but it's grim that Roman won.
>>202940617/10All seven points from Roman.Punk's only talent is getting carried. Glad he lost.Best match of this Mania by far.
>>20294061fucking kek Punk is erect
HOLY SHIT ITS VINCE
THANK YOU TRIPLE H
>wins>goes home for another three months
this entire match saved WM.
>>20293996Talent has never been roman's problem, odd pushes, ROMAN WINS LOL and a lack of charisma is. Phil taking 9 years off did him no favours.
Was that a completely lackluster ending or is it just me?
Best Roman match? Best Punk Match after 30?
>>20294082nigga, begging ya to go outside
it was okay
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gotta make him look strong 11 years later.
objective 5 star match, doomposting trannies are preparing the rope right now
HOLY FUCKING KINO VINCE IS BACK
that's it?
>>20294036The only jeet ever blessed by God was Derek Jeter.
Roman-sama ... I kneel ....
>>20294050Wrestling really has turned into Anime fight scenes now
go to hell Phil
>>20294114nah the finish was 100% flat
>>20294085I 100% believe it fuck TorahKO.
The difference in quality between Cody and Romans Wrestlemania main events post WM40...
>>20294092>92hurry up and cash in nash
>>20294076Nobody. Rollins used it at Summerslam.
ROMAN VS GUNTHERROMAN VS OBAROMAN VS BRONTHE FUTURE IS UNIRONICALLY BRIGHT
>>20294082I'M FUCKING SHAKING BRO WHAT A MATCH
>>20294080yeah I don't think people go part timer and then come back to full time laterit's a one way street
yeah, that was a kino match
>>20294027>GODMAN REIGNSYES SAAR ROMAN REEDEMED THE WHC!!!!
Great fucking main event, night 2 was awesome
>The WHC will now go on hiatus in accordance with Roman's schedule
part time champ vs perfomative lib champ, idk which one i wanted to win
>>20294080This is really my thought as well. Im okay with him winning if he actually shows up and isnt there once a month. The last year of his reign was miserable cause of that.
>>20294061Phil's got a boner/10
>>20294061That was surprisingly great, I hate to admit it because I wanted Phil to have egg on his face but here I am with egg on mine.
IS IT GOOD TO JOB ON A SUNDAY NIGHT IN VEGAS OR WHAT?
So what are they going to do with the last 30 minutes?
Surprised Punk could put up a good match with a shitter like Romeme
>>20294137Hopefully Oba squashes him and sends this coconut shitter back to samoa
>>20294076Seth or Breaker i dont remember
kino match goddamn
>>20294082Go back whatever is younger than a zoomer
>>20294127not enough runinslop for ya tranny?
>>20294114super downer ending, punk should have been awake when he gets hit with a finisher.
>>20294114It wasn't telegraphed at all and felt very flat
Dave rates WWE matches and AEW matches differently. That would have been a ***3/4 if it happened in AEW
BASED ROMAN
Next time Roman wrestles?
big dog saved maniaI kneel111111
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>20294154hopefully a Hollywood 1900's dance segment
The Annihilator of AEW. The Burier of B+ players. The Cultivator of Class. The Drawer of Dimes. The Emperor of Entertainment. The Favorite of Fans. The God of Gains. The Height of Heroism. The Imprisoner of Indies. The Jeopardizer of Jobbers. The Killer of Khans. The Lyncher of Lowborns. The Murderer of Manlets. The Nightmare of Nobodies. The Obliterator of Opposition. The Punisher of Pissants. The Queller of Queers. The Raiser of Ratings. The Smiter of Smarks. The Tormentor of Trannies. The Undertaker of UAMFBNs. The Vanquisher of Vanillas. The Waster of the Weak. The X-Pac of Xenophobia. The Yakuza of Yumminess. The Zapper of Zealots.The Undisputed WWE Universal ChampionThe 3-Time WWE ChampionThe 2-Time Universal ChampionThe 1-Time WWE World Heavyweight ChampionThe 1-Time Intercontinental ChampionThe 1-Time United States ChampionThe 1-Time Tag Team ChampionWinner of the Royal RumbleThe Grand Slam ChampionThe Triple Crown ChampionTHE 2026 ROYAL RUMBLE WINNERTHE INDOMITUS REXTHE TERROR THAT RISESTHE ALPHA OF ALPHASTHE BIG DOG OF THE YARDTHE MUSCLE OF THE SHIELDTHE HEAD OF THE TABLETHE CHIEFTAIN OF THE ISLAND OF RELEVANCYTHE FOUR-MILLION VIEWER MANTHE MOVER OF NEEDLESTHE TRIBAL CHIEFTHE ORIGINAL TRIBAL CHIEFTHE OTCONES TO THE SKYYOUR SEVEN TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ENTER GODMAN REIGNS
Coming soon
>>20294113No, Roman sucks dog dick. He's middling in the ring but carryable with a GOAT worker and is one of the worst promos I've ever heard. He's been a part timer since his fake leukimia too.
>>20294085faithless fool. Roman is Money and Randy is apparently too banged up or he gets it at the PLE after Backlash
URRAH URRAH URRAH
>>20294122trannies enjoy any match where Phil loses
>part time champzzz
IF YA SMELLLLLL
>>20294173Summerslam
>he won the consolation titlekek
>>20294154interviews with the champion obviously
>>20294104Punk was talking too much shit that match for him not to lose. He was working textbook heel.
>>20293240You jellyous?
>>20294137So many feuds for the Usos to carry
>>20294077Punk literally wanted to lose to Cena/Rock. He just wanted the Main Event. He proved another thing tonight that despite a huge lack of athleticism and being old, he's still miles ahead of everyone else in WWE in terms of match pacing. It's going to suck when he leaves because nobody else can build matches like that. You could tell this was all called in the ring as well. Him and Roman basically salvaged a horrendous Mania. Meanwhile, guys like Cody and fucking Orton who has been there for 24 years couldn't deliver or make half the match they did.
>>2029417711111111111111111
>>20294114I called the exact finish like ten minutes ago, down to two back to back spears. Roman's matches are painfully patterned.
>>20294114Roman's spear just isn't as impactful as Edge's
where the fuck is the pyro? what the fuck is this mania?
>>20294177Easily one of the biggest shitters of all time
still confuses me how this shitter charisma vacuum will go down as the company's longest tenured "the guy"
BLOODY DAMN YES IT IS SIR
IF YA SMELLLLLLL
>>20294173daddy femi
built for WHAT
Roman comes back and delivers the best match of the year
>>202941941
>>20294173WrestleMania 44
>>202941707 stars if it was in the Tokyo Dome
WTF THERE'S STILL TIME
VINCE IS BACK >VINCE IS BACK
>>20294177cringe
>>20294131
Oba is beating Roman at Summerslam isn't he
>phil lost because phil was gassedHow does it feel to have your narratives proven right, anons?
what's going through her head
>>20294134Roman is carryable and Orton has always sucked and is old and roided and can't move. Cody would have had a better chance carrying a broom than Shrek Orton.
Now the people who came have to wake up knowing they spent $1K to $70K on wrestlemania
NO ROCKY?????
Roman's got twins too? Is this a Samoan genetics thing or just an Anoai bloodline thing?
>not surprise to end the showPaul really can't book, take the book away ASAP
>champion will once again make only 4 appearances for the rest of the year
>>20294220IF YA SMELLLLLLLL
Let's just end Wrestlemania thirty minutes early guys, fuck it.
Roman's daughter is fucking HOT!
Holy shit Roman's wife is hot
same old shit
Can we have roman vs the rock already?
AEWchads own several of the bunny boilers' minds here. They see what they think its a good main event (ignoring the abysmal dogshit that was the rest of the show) and all they can think of is AEW
Reminder that WWE from now until Saudi Mania is not canon
>turn heel>go out like a sympathetic babyface?
kek phil
>Have to endure more coconut theatre againNOOO
>>20294228Yes
>>20294170LMAO Would be the 1st 7 star match if AEW ever does anything close to that
Clean win over Punk That's gonna hurt Punk to his soul Expect 10 podcasts in the next week minimum
>>20294192average /pw/ poster
Alright, Wrestlemania is redeemed now
>>20294215>of the yearMore like 'In years"
his daughter is hot as fuck
HOLY FUCKING KINO THANK YOU VINCE
God imagine Romans daughter getting spit roasted
Anyone see Punk collapse? Kek
>>20294244that was his daughter you sick fuck
>>20294192kek
>ad break after main eventEl oh el
>>20294196Yeah this was the only match that actually felt like wrestlemania.
Kek easily one of the worst Manias in a long while
>>20294225LMFAO
Roman should have debuted the Jackhammer or something as his new finisher, my only complaint
>>20294236he has 2 sets of twins
>>20294230The OTC's big Samoan cock later
1 hour main event 5 stars
>phil is still selling the matchKinda based
oh it just ended
>>20294228Either him or Gunther.
>>20294225Fucking kek Greenie took the shades off to stare at that tiny pee pee. Pretty sure Punk punched that dude
saaaaaal SAAAAAAAAAL I see womans on screen I must bloody simpingkino match though
>>20294230she's thinking about sex with me
that match was kinoi dont care who won because i dont watch raw/smack slopsee you fags for summerslam
Well that was something. Guess they're saving the surprises for Raw.
>>20294230>I want to fuck a /pw/ anon so bad
>>20294265Samoans are whores
For me, it's the advertising after the main event>>20294268bitch looks mid 40s
>>20293958>>20294210>>20279217>>20279269>>20293292>>20294067>>20294175>>20294185>>20294239No
>>20294279Goddamn
>>20294208It's during the time in which "The Guy" as a concept faded away and "The Brand" became the actual star of the show. Part of the Fortnite-ification of media, perpetual, unchanging branded mediocrity with no more eras of time, no generations, no evolutions or progression, just the same 5/10 flatness day in day out, sponsored by Walmart.
>>20294173Drops the belt to Oba at summerslam
>>20294170he's a hatewatcher
>>20294225pottery
Night 2 was a strong show but didn't feel like WM. The lack of backstage segments, short matches and constant ad breaks ruined it.Night 1 was garbage.
>>202940613/5, it was good, easily MOWM
>>20294179>roman>showing up for work on a b-tier showlol, lmao even
Rhea is sexo.
>we'll be right back?what's left
did punk turn heel with that low blow? i don't even know, a punk heel run has been long overdue
>>20294251Punk low blow Roman so at the end punk was the heel and roman the face
>Hmmm not a lot of people bought tickets this year>Alright then end it earlyKWABC
>>20294266None of the guys sell the match anymore so he was based for that
>>20294304>he can't smell itMaybe if you took a shower once in a while, you'd notice.
>>20294325Nothing, you can tune out
>>20294180Phil literally walked away from all the millions he could have asked for (and tony being the big money mark that he is, would have given him) so he could suck paul's dick for TV time and job to roman. >This is not my opinion but an objective statement of facts.
>>20294061It was a 9/10. Would've been an all timer if they stopped before punk's table spot. The ending was shit and it makes no sense for Punk not to start his true title run.
>>20294325after mania talk
Lmao what the fuck is this main event is just finisher spam shit
>>20294268Daughter wife is all the same thing in great country state of India SAAR
>>20294254before it was abruptly ended, Heyman said they were only in the third inning
CACAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>20294332Sorry, there is no selling tonight, maybe next year friend.
>>20294325If there's actually going to be something, it's extremely silly to have an ad break after the match lol
excellent WrestleMania slash subtle kpg thread
>WrestleMania>Over before 9:30HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>20294339phil wanted wresltemania match more than anything. he got exactly what he wanted.
2h50m of wrestling out of 7h30 total, i regret staying up to 4am both nights / 10, good night anons
>>20294308smark and meltzer cope. you lost tranny
>>20294355this is the most expensive ad spot
>both of them are still alivewe all lose.
>In 15 years, Roman's kids will be debuting with names like Bingo Dongo and facing him in his 25th WM main eventHAVE NO FEAR WE'VE GOT STORIES FOR YEARS
>>20294234I live in Vegas and know some people who went... and lol. I can't imagine the seethe. At least one guy went for free.
I'll watch RAW tomorrow and them I'm going NXT only. This is just not worth my time anymore.
>>20294354>making a typoSadly, that makes you the Indian. Sorry about that.
rockbros...
>>20294362Unlike you not everyone is unemployed, anon.
>ad break into endingJEE THANKS
>>20294379The one where people stop watching?
>>20294061Five-Star kino. One of the best main events that we had in years
>>20294327>>20294329Roman hit him with the stairs, the low blow was fair play.
You guys know this means Roman is being fed to Gunther right?
IT WAS HOTAND IT WAS OVERAND IT HAD REAL HEAT
>>20294208Roman is the main reason we have to deal with gAyEW. Also reminder that he faked having leukimia so he could run away while he was at his most hated (but had no trouble filming a movie lmao) and use it to come back with easy sympathy. He's a bitch.
Stream ended
>>20294374sleep tight, anon
The main event was the ad break HAHAHA
>we'll be back>and then it's just doneWHAT the fuck is this management
>wrestlemania night 2>post show>the sun is still upWHATTHEFUCK
Endings are so overbooked nowadays a normal finish feels lacking. That's pretty good that we got a normal finish instead of 30 interferences.>>20294340Punks old and is likely starting his final run now against Cody.
What? Is that it? The post show already?Its only 9:30.........
>>20294371I've never been happier to say>I'm so happy for phil.
still daytime BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>20294388Same, now that all the niggers got moved to the main card NXT might be worth watching.
>>20294416What a swerve, Vince Russo ad booking
>>20294403Agreed. For those two guys, with their abilities, age, and styles, that was about as good as we could’ve possibly hoped for.
Please retire Phil, you aint shit no more
>>20294388>I'll watch RAW tomorrow and them I'm going NXT only. This is just not worth my time anymoreI think I'm going to watch AAA and let Papa Taker show me a good time.
>>20294416it's to trick you into watching more ads
OOOOH BUH
Lmao at people who paid to go to wrestlemania or people who paid espn to watch this shit
>>20294424this is a retarded thing to complain about, my kids get to watch and actually get to bed. win win.
>>20294061Honestly, a solid Main Event. It didn't have the drama surrounding it but that's more of an issue with this Mania as a whole. Overall 4.5/5 . Needed an extra thing.Pleasantly surprised with both. Punk always was good at psychology, and no that's not headlock spam, like Orton-- actual pacing of match, winning the crowd over. Shit that retards pretend Orton can do. And in Roman's case, he was phoning it in for a while, but he had his boots on and that was one of the best matches I've ever seen from him. Him and Punk must be cool with each other because they gave and took a lot, and really made something special.Again though, wish the match had some extra heat going into it. But you can say the same for the entire show. Nothing crazy really going for it or a sense that a change would occur if any guy won.
Rhea wonBlacks wonthis show is clearly for indians, you can see by all the simps on /pw/
>>20294430still daytime where I am tooKWAB
>>20294430No more west coast PLEs, ever.
>>20294427It’s a school night
AJ Lee is probably sucking off CM Punk right now, post-match. Yes, sir.
i enjoyed the show :)
>>20294145I can't wait to see him defend the title sometime near the end of this year
I'd like to kiss Roman;s daughter right on her Polynesian toes
>>20294471KWAB both lost the experiment is over
big E needs to go completely bald. what is that insane hairline...
wtf its not even 3am
>>20294447>Tripfagging in 2026.Please retire.
is triple h too scared to come out to do the post show?
>>20294378What was the last "era" change, anon? You know, the Rock 'n Wrestling, New Generation, Attitude Era, etc. The last time there was a clear generational shift in the product.
>>20294479>anon doesn't know that losing at mania is much more kino than winning. Lmao
>>20294471She's got a few other guys to finish off first, part of her contract, or as the boys call it cumtract.
>Quick, explain the AFI song to these marks!
As bad as the first night of WrestleMania was, that's as good as night 2 is now
both night were basically all about the main event, and that's fine since both delivered
>>20294518>not miss murdergay
>>20294517No, that was Paige's contract.
>>20294471*Paige
AFI peaked in 2006 just like CM Punk
Night 2 was kino because it was a repeat of 2020. Black men are finally at the top.
>>20294526>both deliveredlel
>>20294518>Cory starts going on a thirty-minute tangent about early 2000s post-hardcore.
>>20294546ok chud
That was a good match but i am so fucking tired of Roman i can't care. I was tired of him 9 years ago when he beat taker. So the fucking raw titles just gone until Roman comes back at Summer slam and Oba squashes.
Dave has to give that 5 stars
>>20294563Oh yeah well I have HASHTAGS so take that
>>20294537Buddy, all these rats have the same contract, the only exception is uggos like Piper Niven and B Fab, but they get paid less as a result.
>>20294563He’s just here to elevate the belt and put Bron or Oba over. That’s it
Oba needs to job to dan hausen (who arrives to the ring with a horde of midget obas doing the oba walk)
Oba WONTrick WONRhea WONLiv WON
>>20294588you just know there's some sicko who asked for doupdrop
>>20294268No it wasn't retard. His wife was next to his daughter and it's who he kissed
not that mania is overtko pushing niggers is going to kill the product
CODY v ROMAN III AT CROWN JEWEL FAGGOTS LETS GO
a few Joshipedo threads got bumped off the board they are fucking seething at the cord for failing to bump them lmao
>>20294608Tozawa out of all people.
Tuned in for the main event last night and the main event tonight. Haha this is the best wwe has to offer? No thanks, I'll stick to watching kino reruns of attitude era matches if I want to see real wrestling. P.S. At best women's wrestling is a cheap gag.
>>20294671I believe it.
>>20294654They will tease it but one of them will lose the title first. Cody/Roman III is more likely at WM next year though I still think it will be Cody/Punk and Rock/Roman.
ok what's going to happen?
smarks tried to pretend roman was a shit wrestler for years
I love Penta. Such a refreshingly natural dude. Great at what he does. He’s basically the perfect midcard Intercontinental Champ.
was the cody randy match getting booked so fucked a rib with politics going on? this match was great and had no interference or fuckery.
>>20294606why did rhea win? it was weird seeing jade be the more consistent one in a match
Acknowledge him.
>>20294690perfect? he's not even white.
I fell asleep during the main event. I guess I didn't miss much
>>20294567>Punk and RomanYou damn well know he won't kek
>>20294697rhea got carried by charlotte at their overhyped mania match too, her simps ran their own agenda for years though regardless, women's wrestling is shit
>>20294690I got into wrestling through LU so it's very cool to see where he is now
Who does Roman drop to at Backslash so he can take another vacation until Summerfest
>>20294727punk on the immediate runback. we'll never be rid of him.
Oba accent is fake?
>>20294770who cares. he's just a nigger.
>>20294770He hams it up for the TV
I just mailed dave telling him to give roman 5 stars
Roman vs OBAis happening
>>20294800>rating less than 7 out of 5 starsYou'll never survive the Meltzerverse.
THE TRIBAL CHIEF VS THE RULER IN A PUNJABI PRISON MATCHSUMMERSLAM
>thank you LordTrick is Christian? I didn't know that.
Night 1 sucked. A few good moments, but not a lot. 3/10.Night 2 was quite a lot better, though that's a low bar. Pretty good with a couple genuinely good matches. 6/10. Redeemed somewhat.Averages out to a 4.5/10 for me. Mediocre at best.It felt like walking into McDonalds and becoming acutely aware that its now just a soulless gray box, instead of the bright fun soulful place you remember and grew up with.It still sells the same burgers for the most part, but the magic is well and truly gone.
Based Trick shitting on Canada
womens wrestling is shit but I love JadeJade is the best womens wrestler
>>20294848Trick Williams went to church on a day considering giving up on his wrestling career aspirations and the pastor was telling a story about taking water from a rock. and apparently said 'follow the rock' during the sermon.
Who here gooning to Jade tonight
yeah lol yatty is right wwe is for the african americans
>Lash rubbing her ass in Tricks crotch on stageFun couple
>>20294881Me
Tony Khan still hasn't put out his tweet telling everyone to watch AEW...
Wreatlemania was fun on night 2!!!Can someone explain what DCF modeling is to me? I have a job interview tomorrow.
>>20294454No one cares about your stupid kids. They can watch it on their stupid tablets tomorrow while they sit in the shopping cart while you’re not watching them fucktard
>>20294906
Something about Corey Graves annoys the shit out of me
wait does this mean LIV vs RHEACODY vs ROMANin Crown Jewel?
>>20294925>seething childless spinster
>Dom has kayfabe fucked both Women's Champions (only shoot fucked Liv)
>>20294933flop
>>20294936Yeah...
>>20294192nice moves
Rhea cosplay girl is very cute, eh?
I guess I’m glad Brock went out on his own terms instead of jobbing to Gunther like a bitch
>>20294991Calm down pedo
>>20294991;_;
>back to his gay new themeWTF
Big Dog on the post show, what a rare sight
WrestleMania for me:Fatu entrance was dimesPaige returned and she’s hotAJ got beat up and that was hotGunther winsLiv and Steph entrances and match (had to fap)Bianca breaks our heartsRandy full heelBrock retired, am sad but Oba won and he deserves it and excited for what’s to comeLadder match was fun and Penta retainedFace Willy/Heel ZaynJade hotTribal Chief is holding a strap again
i forgot to post the betting odds again but this is what they were for todayall the favorites one, no upsets like yesterday
>>20294983
is triple bypass really going to miss another post show? does he think Wrestlemania sucked that bad? why's he so insecure?
ROMAN ROMAN REIGNSROMAN ROMAN REIGNS
randy should take codys belt immediately. then punk should take the belt off randy at summerslam. then punk should defeat cody at mania. roman the champ the entire year.
>>20294953Dom was road spouses with both of them. Rhea was his former road spouse, but she developed feelings for him and it had to be cut off. Rhea is now limited to girl-girl only to keep her from getting too serious.
>>20295031End of night 2 he has to waddle out and do his corporate speech
ZEBRO BROS
>>20294727>>20294744What about Seth Rollins instead??? Then Punk can win it from Rollins at SummerSlam to set up for a rematch at the next event!!!
Respecting Punk is a mystery
daves shoot gonna dox me. im drunk and mailed him
>>20295031His daughter has a soccer game CHUD
Every match on WrestleMania 42 Night Two was absolutely amazing. CM Punk vs. Roman Reigns was one of the greatest WrestleMania matches and main events in the history of the event. The match and storytelling was incredible![ Copy + Paste to any social sites. Reddit and X should be targeted, /pw/ is priority. TKO Group Holdings have deposited 5 shekels to your account. Delete this tag bef
OBAHOOOBAHOOOBAHOOOBAHOOOBAHOO
>>20295034>roman the champ the entire year.>appears four times on TV>one match
ROMAN REIGNS IS SHOOTING ON OBA FEMI HOLY FUCK
Oba is never beating Roman lol
>>20295064>spade tattooum
Oba getting skyrocketed to the main
look roman can promo when he isnt held back by triple gay faggot
oba is just another big e
i will never watch anything that has to do with niggers
Based inspirational Roman
Rosenberg is so unlikable
TKO won't like this
HOLY SHIT ROMAN FULL TIME
>FUCK TKO>buy tickets to WMLOL stupid retards
FULL TIME RAMEN REIGNS
>yall gon see my ass all summeroh my god he’s jobbing to Oba at Summerslam
Kek they muted the fuck tko chants
That was a based promo from RomanThe smarks didn't like the TKO mention though kek>Full time RomanOh shit!
>>20295119We are getting roman vs seff
https://x.com/jeff4836327701/status/2046003285908398355
>>20295124that's a mania main event where seth wins cause roman has still never beaten seth
>>20295091almost like thousands of years of your genetics is telling you something.
>splash page commercial break leading to splash page 'has ended' fire who ever did this shit. terrible.
>>20295125he's over with me brother.
So are smarks going to apologise to roman now?
>>20294913Gotcha Bro>A Discounted Cash Flow (DCF) model is a valuation method that estimates an investment's intrinsic value by forecasting its future free cash flows and discounting them back to the present day using a specific rate
>>20295206apologize and acknowledge
>>20295209Thanks slim this is gonna save my life
>>20295206I was kindof hope his cancer would come back full force mid match.
I don’t really follow wrestling anymore, but I just wanted to remind you guys that Brock Lesnar and CM Punk are of Polish descent. Also, the /goodguys/, IMPERIVM, disbanded.>Fascist salutes>Roman columns>Classical music>Prussian blue>Navy coats>Names like Giovanni, Ludwig, Gunther>Continental boxheadsIt’s over. Europe ded. Sad.
Soon
>>20295305He should do a gimmick where he returns as Stardust, but wearing the Undashing mask and Guile hair, and the bright green trunks from his first run. His theme tune should be a mash up of smoke and mirrors with the wooooah one he has now, but with the original Goldust song as the backing track. And he should have Hardcore Holly as his tag partner again.
Kevin Nash
Roman reigns just had MOTY
WrestleMania WRAPPED:Fatu entrance was dimesPaige returned and she’s hotAJ got beat up and that was hotGunther winsLiv and Steph entrances and match (had to fap)Bianca breaks our heartsRandy full heelBrock retired, am sad but Oba won and he deserves it and excited for what’s to comeLadder match was fun and Penta retainedFace Willy/Heel ZaynJade hotTribal Chief is holding a strap again
>>20295064>>20295044yeah I'm glad this faggot lost
>>20295393>One day this anon will turn on TNA and see an average midcard non-WWE match and will shit his pants
I'm actually excited for raw now
>only 5 threads for night 1>0 for night 2Lmao
>>20295526Yeah it's a smart move leaving the surprises for Raw/Smackdown. Unless they don't have any, and just go straight into building up Wrestlemania rematches to shit out for the next PPV.
weeb heregive me a qrd
>>20295786VINCE IS BACK
>brock got cheered >Hogan doc got cheered>demon was gay as fuck>jade had a non shit match>kit wilson and the miz had a GOAT mania segment>Roman had a 5 star classic
>>20295035Kys Domfag
>>20294567You know damn well he's giving it 4.25 to spark 'engagement' from angry marks.
>>20294567Dave's always been inherently biased against WWE. He'll give it 4.75 just to be a dick. Meanwhile he'll throw out 6 stars to random ass face humping fests on Dynamite.
Speaking of Dom; cute sister
>>20295815The Black men went over :3
>>20296087Yup. Same night rhiyo reunited :)
>>20296092Yup. Same event Liv (Queen of Spades) went over :3
>>20296117Yeah.
>>20296124:3
>>20296087Kys chud
>>20296163>not a black person in sight
>>20296417No Rulery?
>>20271924