Due to an unfortunate delay caused by circumstances beyond our control, the show will be proceeding on a delay tonight. It is scheduled for midnight but it might be as late as 1am. We apologize for the inconvenience, but it was either do this or delay for an entire week. We figured this was the better option.

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Alright, everyone, it's time to get started at last! Lets begin with a little recap of our last show...
Last week, we had an impromptu episode of Saturday Night Rumble, and this one was a lot more involved than the first. We did four fan-booked matches and a fan-booked heavyweight battle royal. Saturday Night Rumble is something that we will continue to do as an occasional event, but it will not be a regularly scheduled show. In any case, here were the results:
>The Sandman defeated Homeless jimmy in an exposed boards hardcore match
>Captain Confederate defeated Tourettes Guy
>Mike Awesome defeated Ryback
>The Scurvy Dogs defeated The Outbreak in a hardcore elimination tag match
Battle Royal Results:
>Ric Flair eliminated Mr. Perfect at 2:18
>Randy Savage eliminated Sting at 4:34
>Antonio Inoki eliminated Terry Funk at 4:41
>Hulk Hogan eliminated Antonio Inoki at 4:56
>Steve Austin eliminated Randy Savage at 5:26
>Ric Flair eliminated Steve Austin at 6:16
>Hulk Hogan eliminated Ric Flair at 6:18
>WINNER: Hulk Hogan
Hulk Hogan will face the winner of tonight's opening match, and the winner of that match is going to KINOMANIA to challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship! We also saw Danhausen and LA Knight taking a little trip to Transylvania, and a chance meeting between Cactus Jack and The MAGA Butcher. As a result of that meeting, these two will meet at KINOMANIA and fight in some kind of crazy deathmatch, with the K-WAB King of the Deathmatch crown on the line! There was also a somewhat disturbing scene involving David Benoit and The Booty Man.

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Tonight, we see a clash between two old enemies as The Ultimate Warrior defends the K-WAB World Heavyweight Championship against Jake "The Snake" Roberts! There's no way that Jake can hope to match Warrior in the power department, but he's also clearly the more intelligent and wily of the two. Who will walk out of here tonight with the gold? The warrior or the snake man?

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First off, I got little bit of an upgrade this week. I got this sweet new animated desk with the nice mahogany wood, and most of you will already have seen our new interview center. If not, you'll see it tonight. In any case, contract negotiations with Bret "The Hitman" Hart are ongoing, but we are hoping that he will be signed in time for KINOMANIA. He has already said that he will not work with Goldberg, which shouldn't be a serious issue. Speaking of KINOMANIA, I have some big news: President Von Erich has decided that, if Kane can fight his way out of hell in time, he will get a rematch against his brother The Undertaker at KINOMANIA! If he fails, a replacement will have to be chosen. So, here is the card so far:
>MAIN EVENT for the World Title: Vader, Hulk Hogan, or Sabu Vs The Ultimate Warrior or whoever is champion at that time.
>Gigadimes Title Match: The Undertaker Vs Kane (subject to change)
>Tag Title Match: undetermined at present (1 title defense before the show)
>Cruiserweight Title Match: undetermined at present (will be determined by the results of the Iron Eagle Cup Tournament)
>Gang Title Match: decided via a wargames match, teams determined by lottery
>Women's Title Rumble: all 6 of our current women plus Sherri and Asuka.
>King of the Deathmatch: Necro Butcher Vs Cactus Jack (some kind of exploding ladder deathmatch)
>A Survivor Series match between the Wolfpac and the 92 Crew
>Night two will open with a fan-booked match
One more little announcement: Raja Jackson has been saying that he will soon escape from jail because he wants a spot at KINOMANIA. We have no idea if that will actually happen but as always we will keep you updated as events occur. Back to you, President Von Erich.

>>20281553
>Bret Hart in the background picture
Soon....

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Alright, this was published earlier today and some of you will have already seen it, but here is the longest and most difficult video promo I have ever done. Several things had to be cut for time because of this promo, but we feel it was worth it. And so here is a little bit of cinema that I like to call "The Warrior And The Snake"

https://www.bitchute.com/video/LNJNP2Rv5rd9

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This next match is important for more than one reason. Vader interfered in a recent match between Sabu and Ric Flair. Although Sabu was victorious and captured the gold, he was unhappy with the fact that Vader interfered and put an asterisk next to his win, if you will. And so, Sabu has been itching to get back at the big man. However, Sabu is the current #1 contender, and Vader wants that spot for his own. The winner of this match will face Hulk Hogan on Saturday Night Metal episode 15, and the winner of that match will go to KINOMANIA to challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!

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>WHO IS THE MAN? Tonight, there will be no doubt that VADER IS THE MAN! I have been cheated of my destiny for far too long but there is NO ONE who can hold back the wrath of the rocky mountain monster this time! I have a little surprise for you, little man...Sabu...AHHHHHH!! Vader had so much fun pulverizing you, the last time you were unfortunate enough to be in my way...but last time, Vader was not worried about you, little man. Vader wanted his revenge on the nature boy, and Vader got his revenge on the nature boy because ANYBODY who dares to defy this monster will know the sight of ultimate power and the agony of eternal defeat. From one end of this planet to the other, Vader has stomped and clubbed and powerbombed his way through all the best that could be found! The time is almost here, my destiny is almost complete...but once again, Sabu...you are unfortunate enough to be in Vader's way. PREPARE TO DIE, LITTLE MAN!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest will be the first-ever MYSTERY TRAP MATCH! This means that there are traps hidden under the mat, which are triggered upon impact. The winner of this bout will be declared the #1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship.
Introducing first...from the White Castle of Fear, weighing 450 pounds...he fears no man, he feels no pain, he is VADER!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/46udMcvsMhzW
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/0p9sff.mp3

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And his opponent...from Bombay, Michigan, weighing 236 Pounds...he is the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal death defying madman known as SABU!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Zjfh8pLAFoVS
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/57s6fl.mp3

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Alright, we've already explained the rules, and we've already told you what's on the line, so let's just get on with our first match! Underneath the tatami mat are all sorts of wicked surprises for these two competitors to utilize! It's a Mystery Trap match with Sabu and Vader!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/KNNNpQyy6wT5/

pepe booking a better card than mania, keep up the good work brother

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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall...VADER!

My boy Vader fucked him up with that powerbomb.

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And the big surprise from this match is the fact that Vader is now being managed by Jim Cornette! This certainly is a big acquisition for Camp Cornette in more ways than one. And, with this win, they are now positioned to contend for the biggest prize of all.

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>>20281777
>>20281812
glad you guys like it so far. As I have said many times before, K-WAB would be nothing without our loyal fans.

>>20281826

A nice addition for Camp Cornette and another ace out of Cornette's sleeve to stop Hogan. Both great contenders for the main event of KINOMANIA

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>Scurvy Pierre:
YAAARRRR MATEY! Look what ol' Scurvy done found a-lyin in me locker, ya-harr! It looks like we had a little visitor last night, we did, and he left us two little presents. First, feast your eyes upon this here TREASURE MAP! Arrrr, I sure do love me some treasure...all them diamonds and emeralds and rubies and pearls...yarrr, just think of all the rum and whores and bananas I could buy...
>Scurvy Dheeg:
Well shiver me timbers! This be a map to a hidden island in the Caribbean, me bucko...it might be time to rig the sails and find this here booty, ya-harrrr!
>Scurvy Pierre:
YA-HA-HARRRR! But that's not all I found, me scurvy bucko...There was also this little note...

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>Scurvy Dheeg:
Aarrr, holy krakens, Pierre! It looks like we just got an invite to an elite pirate crew! This could be our big break, me hearty, so let's be celebratin with some rum before we set sail! And by that, I mean a LOT of rum, ya-harrr!

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And so, our two rapacious heroes set out upon the sea, following the map in the hopes of obtaining fame, riches and glory. Of course, they still don't know the name of the mysterious pirate who left the note and the map. Naturally, the dogs stopped along the way to savagely raid several small islands.

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they followed the mysterious map, until at last they came to the place called...Dead Man's Isle. And inside, they would finally meet the pirate captain who guided them to this hive of scum and villainy.

>>20281910
Please don't be Paul Burchill.

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>Blackbeard:
Well, blow me hornpipes and call me a fiddler's whore! Ye scurvy dogs actually made it to me secret island full of scallywags and scoundrels like us! Oh I know about all ye crimes and plunderins, lads...and I think ye have great potential. But one thing ye better understand right now...NOBODY challenges me for leadership of this here crew, and here's why...
*Blackbeard jumps in the sea, kills a tiger shark with his bare hands, and drags it back up on the beach*

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>Blackbeard:
Ye didna see me, didja? Way back in episode 8, I was out in the crowd scoutin you two scurvy bilgerats! Like I said, I been watchin ye for awhile now. And since ye have found me secret island, ye don't have a choice anymore! Ye are both now a part of me scurvy crew!
>Both Scurvy Dogs:
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
>Blackbeard:
Good. Now, go down to the tavern and get yerself some grog and wenches! And get some rest too, cuz tomorrow we'll start plunderin and pillagin our weaselly blackhearted guts out! YO HO!

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>*braaaaap* Uhhh....h-hey, Pepe Von Erich *turtle head pokes out* Uhhh s-say....*plbblttth!!!* Great show so far...*ski-dooosh!!* Ummmmm...c-c-could you...*PBLLTH!!* Could you---*breaks out in cold sweat* Could you--*clenches glute muscles so hard, his lower back cracks* Could you...*jaw clenches* Could you t-tell me where the bathroom here at your arena is?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM2yZaVFDpo
https://youtu.be/vH4aOiM8MN4?si=cMNWjGJW60a58NHN&t=223

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And now it's time to get back to our first annual IRON EAGLE CUP tournament! As most of you know, this is a round-robin tournament that will determine our first Cruiserweight Champion. As usual, we have two of these tournament matches to present this week.

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Rey Mysterio has done fairly well in the tournament so far, with two wins and one loss. He managed to break Mistico's undefeated streak, and to defeat Kemonito, but he lost the following match to Shingo Takagi. Still, Rey Mysterio has a very good chance of winning this thing.

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Fan favorite Hayabusa is 1-1 right now, having suffered a surprise loss to Kemonito. However, he did get an amazing win over Shingo Takagi before that, so he is a long way from eliminated. The flying assassin really needs this win if he wants to clinch the gold.

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ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is part of the Iron Eagle Cup tournament. Introducing first...from parts unknown, weighing 225 pounds...please welcome the flying assassin, Hayabusa!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/NNzPnFCGqnyK
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/66sg5o.mp3

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And his opponent...from San Diego, California, weighing 175 pounds...the master of the 619, Rey Mysterio!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/N30vxxsXhBUL
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/ebt5o7.mp3

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Alright, it's time for match number two! We got Hayabusa and Rey Mysterio with a high-flying duel that will bring one of these men a big step closer to winning that gold. Remember, this is a 5-man round robin tournament, so each competitor gets four matches. That's why every point is so important, and these two men will now battle for that point, and for your amusement.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/eXIUqGD9sNGG/

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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall...Hayabusa!

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Alright, let's take a quick look at the tournament rankings and see how everyone is doing:

>Hayabusa: 2-1
>Rey: 2-2
>Mistico: 1-1
>Shingo: 1-1
>Kemonito: 1-2

Our next tournament match is Shingo Vs Mistico and it's up next!

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>David Benoit:
I still want to know how you summoned my father from the dead...this swamp witch you told me about had better be for real. If you've led me into this stinking swamp and made me run from Shrek all day for nothing, I WILL CUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT, DRINK EVERY DROP OF YOUR BLOOD, AND TOSS YOUR LIFELESS CARCASS IN THE SWAMP!
>Booty Man:
Oh, I swear to ya daddy, the Booty Man ain't lyin to ya! In this here shack, we should be able to find the ol' cajun swamp witch...she's the one who did it, not me! I just paid the bitch to fuck with that dumb ogre for me and that's what she came up with! It wasn't even my idea! Pleeeeeeeease daddy don't kill meeeeeee!
>David Benoit:
We'll see.

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>David Benoit:
Alright, you crusty old bag, tell me how you were able to summon my father from the dead! I saw it and I know that was him!
>NOTE: This happened during The Booty Man's match with Shrek, which can be found here:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/qaJRDYdUB2NB

>Cajun Swamp Witch:
Watch your tone, young man, or I'll turn you into a toad with AIDS! EEEHEEEHEEEEHEEE! What you saw was not actually your departed father. It was merely an illusion created in my magic cauldron. I'm afraid that even my magic cannot bring back the dead. I can sometimes speak with the dead, but I cannot bring life to a rotten corpse. You should release the dancing homosexual, as he is harmless and meant your family no disrespect.

>David Benoit:
Very well, he is free to go. *cuts ropes*. But tell me, swamp witch. Can you help me to converse with the dead? There is a very important question that I must ask, and I think father owes me an answer.

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Mistico has had mixed fortunes in the tournament so far, but he still has legions of fans behind him and an inhuman drive to be the best. having shed that retarded Sin Cara bullshit, he hopes to put himself back in the top tier of the tournament with a win over the last of the dragon.

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Shingo began the tournament with a loss to Hayabusa, but bounced back nicely with a big win over Rey. As usual, it's a struggle for the dragon all the way. He and Mistico seem evenly matched in every way. Will Shingo live up to his claim that he will one day ascend to the throne of the emperor? Or will Mistico slay the dragon here tonight?

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Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is part of the Iron Eagle Cup tournament. Introducing first...from Mexico City, weighing 180 pounds...prepare yourselves for MISTICO!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Zx2xvQXghbbP
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/1q0k9c.mp3

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And his opponent...from Yamanashi, Japan, weighing 220 pounds...this is the last of the dragon, Shingo Takagi!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/ELNMiYbVJVKY
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/rkry9e.mp3

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Now it's time for our second tournament match of the evening. Shingo and Mistico are dead even at 1-1 apiece, so this is as even a match as you can get. Shingo and Mistico are ready to burn it down.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/BjBRG99Fl78K/

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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall...Shingo Takagi!

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Frenly Apu here with one more tournament update for you. Shingo is now tied with Hayabusa for the lead. Mistico, on the other hand, is greatly hurt by this loss. His chances of winning the title seem quite slim now, while Rey has finished all of his tournament matches and broke even.

>Hayabusa: 2-1
>Shingo: 2-1
>Rey: 2-2
>Mistico: 1-2
>Kemonito: 1-2

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Hello there everybody, I was just having a little chat with our newest intern. Miss McMahon, will you do the honors please?
>We'll be right back after these messages from our sponsors

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>Promotional consideration paid for by the following

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>Are you tired of paying dues at your local gym, only to fail in your bodybuilding goals? Well, let me tell you what you need. What you need is a hardcore gym that will help you to become just as PUMPED and JACKED as me, Adam Cole bay bay! But around here, some people call me ADAM SWOLE because of my huge 7-inch pythons! Yes, you too can achieve the look of a Greek God and make all the ladies fall at your feet! You too can have the strength to lift an elephant and throw it over the top of Mount Everest! And it all starts when you come down to Adam Cole's gym and sign up for one of our premium membership plans. I will show you the secrets that made me one of the most amazing physical specimens in the history of mankind, so come on down now and remember this: If you train with Cole, you will get SWOLE, bay bay!

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>YO YO YO it's ya boy, the legendary Top Dolla! And I'm here to tell you all about my dope new rasslin school yo! Now you can learn the skills that made me the respected ring technician that I am today. When I made that terrible botch, I thought my career was over man, but now I got a whole new career jobbing on the indies, and its phat bro I got all the hot dogs I can eat! And if you want, I can also teach you to be a successful rap musician for a small extra fee, homie. so bring yo ass on down to Top Dolla's Rasslin Academy and learn it straight from the GOAT himself, and that's me son! Ric Flair? Hulk Hogan? Antonio Inoki? Andre the Giant? THEY AIN'T SHIT. If you want to become the master of the TOP DOLLA FLOP like me, then call that number on the screen right now! Seriously, CALL THAT SHIT I need the money yo...

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>Hi wrestling fans, it's me Dave Meltzer from WON, and I'm uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh here to tell you about my newest business venture. Since some of my other investments aren't making any money (not going to say which ones), I decided to start a chain of hamburger restaurants so that I can, uh, you know, serve good burgers to everyone. Oh but uhhhh these aren't just regular burgers, guys. These are MELTZER BURGERS. That's right, these burgers will uuuhhhh jump right out of the bag and start doing flips and cartwheels right there on your dinner table! They're also uhhhh guaranteed to do 500 false finishes whenever they have a match, and the whole thing will go on for several hours and none of what they say will be in English either. Yes, these burgers taste like uhhhh dog shit, but you're such a smark you'll eat these nasty motherfuckers and tell all your friends how great they are. That's the Meltzer Burger guarantee!

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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIND WOLFIE! THAT LITTLE SUMBITCH IS SCHEDULED TO GET HIS 6TH KWAB TONIGHT! Well folks, it looks like Wolfie has decided to run away like the coward he is. Now we won't be able to administer the 6th of his 7 deadly KWABs until we hunt him down and drag him back to the arena in chains. This is really a stupid move on his part, he should know that running away will only make his punishment worse.

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>>20282368

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The beef between Hulk Hogan and Jim Cornette started way back on SNME2, where the Hulkster pinned Cornette's pet bear despite some distraction attempts from our loudmouthed manager friend. After this, Cornette went on Rock Talk with Grug and accused Hogan of secretly cheating to win that match. When Hogan went on Rock Talk, he of course denied that and pointed out that Cornette is a rampant cheater himself. Cornette continues to badmouth the Hulkster to anyone who will listen, but tonight he will have a chance to put up or shut up!

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>Well you know somethin brothers? The Hulkster is sick and tired of all these phony jabroni marks takin shots, runnin their mouths, and makin accusations at the Hulkamaniacs. Jim Cornette, you must be awfully sore, brother, because you brought a damn grizzly bear, thinkin you could be the one to finally kill Hulkamania, but with all my Hulkamaniacs behind me, givin me their energy, I knew I couldn't let that happen, dude! And I also gave a nice little beating to that swishy little faggot Bobby Eaton, and I can't believe some little jobber like him would even think that he can mess with the 24-inch pythons brother! Me and the butcher, we are gonna stomp all over the midnight express, and then we are gonna take Jim Cornette, and we're gonna toss him in the garbage because that's where little weasels and snakes like Jim Cornette belong! I'm gonna beat your sparkly little buttfuckers tonight, I'm gonna bodyslam that big fat stinky piece of shit Vader, and then, I'm gonna reign supreme, and Hulkamania's gonna run wild for a thousand years brother! And WHATCHA GONNA DO, Midnight Express, in just a few minutes, when the MAGA Powers and the power of Hulkamania run wild on YOU?

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Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall...and the winner will receive a shot at the K-WAB Tag Team Championships!
Introducing first...from the dark side, at a total combined weight of 457 pounds...accompanied by their manager Jim Cornette, they are "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton and "Gangster of Love" Stan Lane, The Midnight Express!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/w6Bu5AowoUP7
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/qb9wuj.mp3

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And their opponents...from the beating heart of America, at a total combined weight of 533 pounds...they are Hulk Hogan and the MAGA Butcher, the MAGA Powers!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/0pf6Ajwwf4Al
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/df18vb.mp3

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Alright, and here's our tag match for this week, The MAGA Powers Vs The Midnight Express! There is a tag title shot on the line and all bets are off, so let's see what these men can cook up for us!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/hKa3dBj7jjKh/

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Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners by countout...The Midnight Express!

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>Well, looky what we just did! I want all you lowlife inbred degenerate freaks to take a good look at how Camp Cornette just took down the so-called immortal Hulk Hogan and that stupid chud Butcher as well! They're takin the Hulkster off to the hospital right now! Bye bye pukester, see you in a few months if you're lucky! HA HA HA!!! That's right, and we did it all fair and square, too! 100% by the book! no dirty tricks, just good ol wrestling skills, because everybody knows that the honorable James E. Cornette has never ever engaged in any disreputable behavior in my entire life, I'm a good upstanding citizen and pretty soon camp cornette is gonna start collectin more gold than Fort Knox! Thanks to this amazing and totally legitimate victory, we get to take on those two retards, the road warriors, and we're gonna leave with those titles, and there's not one goddamn thing that any of you buck-toothed mouthbreathers can do about it! And since my man Vader won his match too, that means he's scheduled to take on Hulk Hogan for that main event spot at KINOMANIA! And I hate to tell all you idiots this, but the pukester is gonna be in a hospital bed suckin all his meals through straws for at least a month or two, and that means my new monster, the rocky mountain mastodon, the man they call VADER is goin to KINOMANIA and then the last thing that will stand in our way is that roided-up schizo that they call a world champion around here! And as sure as the rain, he'll go down in defeat just like the pukester and his little chud buddy, so get used to seein us around whether you like us or not, because camp cornette is taking over!

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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our former World Heavyweight Champion, the nature boy Ric Flair!

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>Well thank you for that fine reception, my friends...you see, I came here tonight to the 4chan arena because I have a little announcement to make. A little something that I want to reveal to all you bastards on /pw/! As you saw just a minute ago, and as we've all seen countless times, it's getting dangerous to be without friends around here, brothers! This place is gettin to be like a prison, where you gotta join a gang just to survive! Well that's just fine with the nature boy, WOOOO! The gang life always agreed with me just fine, baby! WOOOOOOOO! What, you think I got all that swag just from wrestling? As my good friend the Hulkster just learned, it's not enough to just be a tough guy. You need connections. And that's why I am bringing back the Four Horsemen to rule the underworld and to rule the world of professional wrestling once again! WOOOOO!

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>Right now, I wanna bring out a good friend of mine, you already know him...he's the Stinger! And he was the first man I thought of when it was time to get the gang back together. Come on out here, Stinger! WOOOO!

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>Ric Flair:
How ya doin, Stinger? Good to see you're not hangin out in rafters anymore...now Sting, I know we've had our differences, but you were one of the best men to ever have the right to call yourself a horseman. I'll never forget the Lufthansa heist, ha ha haaaaa....but let's not talk about that, I'm not sure what the statute of limitations might be, WOOO! Sting, is there anything you wanna say, brother?
>Sting:
Yeah Ric, there is just one thing. I'm really glad to be back in the Horsemen and we've had a lot of fun partying from coast to coast with all the lovely ladies, but...you do know we're gonna need two more guys, right?

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>Ric Flair:
Well, don't you worry about that, Stinger! Because it's time to bring out our third man right now! Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to present to you...A man whose name is synonymous with the Four Horsemen! You know we couldn't do it without him, here he is, my good friend and a very dangerous man indeed...the enforcer, Arn Anderson!

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>Arn Anderson:
There is a certain fire that only burns in the eyes of an Anderson, and it comes from a criminal mind, the kind of mind that makes grown men piss their pants in fear. You send one of mine to the hospital, I'll send ten of yours to the morgue! You come at me with a knife, I'll come at you with a gun, and if you come at me with a gun you better kill me because I'll never stop until you're dead. Ask that faggot Sid about the time I stabbed him with some scissors, because you see, he was not showing proper respect to the code of the horsemen, he did not respect our rules and traditions. Ol' Sid, he had to learn the hard way that the enforcer will do exactly what an enforcer does, and that's bust heads, cut people, and much much worse if need be!

>Ric Flair:
And now...we are three! WOOOOOOOO! The four horsemen of the dimepocalypse are almost complete! The age of the Horsemen is almost upon you! I've already got a fourth man ready, and you'll never believe who it is, by god! But tonight is not the night for that! For now, all you need to know about the horsemen is this...whether you like it, or whether you don't...learn, by god, to love it because it's the best thing goin today! WOOOOOOOOO!

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Ladies and gentlemen, the following main event contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be for the K-WAB World Heavyweight Championship!
Introducing first, the challenger...from Stone Mountain, Georgia, weighing 249 pounds...Jake "The Snake" Roberts!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Ot53UeCwCFz7
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/s1t8w5.mp3

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And his opponent...from One Warrior Nation, weighing 280 pounds...he is your reigning and defending K-WAB World Heavyweight Champion...THE ULLLLLLTIMATE WARRIORRRRRRRRR!!!!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/K2dWze9xWzw3
Entrance Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/5fpx7t.mp3

A joshi thread died for this

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And referee Chuck Norris holds the K-WAB World Title belt high for all to see! The big one is on the line tonight!

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Alright everyone, now it's finally time for our MAIN EVENT! Jake Roberts has been playing some heinous mind games with our World Champion, and now we will see just how effective those mind games may or may not have been. Will the Warrior be charmed by the snake and subdued by its venomous bite? Or will the Warrior crush the head of the serpent beneath his heel and stay atop the mountain for another day? It's finally time to find out.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/uMVeeJUCK1a6/

>>20282544
Good. Stomp them bug threads out of existence, PVE.

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Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall...AND STILLLLLLL K-WAB WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...THE ULLLLLTIMATE WARRRIORRRRR!

>>20282544
nah if your thread died, its probably because it just sucked or because theres already so many joshi threads.

>>20282159
Shrek's going to fuck these two wayward faggots up when he finds out they've been stomping around his home.

>>20282610

This calls for a handicap match

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>ohhhhh dear...it seems that i used the wrong spell, ohhh yessss.....I was trying to summon up a devil dog from the ninth circle, so he could rend the flesh of the warrior in his fiery jaws, ohhh yessss...but I guess I got the magic words wrong....silly me...

>>20282610
>>20282617
This story is still ongoing, but I think you guys are probably right about Shrek getting involved soon. We all know how much he hates it when people trespass in his swamp.

>>20282332
This can't be good; there ain't no way this evil bitch doesn't have bad or malicious intentions, no matter how much she plays nice.

I'd keep either a shockcollar on that cunt or insist she only comes to work with a vibrating buttplug that you have the controller on hand to reign her in when she starts sniffing where she ought not to, no matter how much she says she likes it or plays nice.

>>20282629
YOU FUCKED UP!
YOU FUCKED UP!

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And now it's time to decide this week's KWAB of the week award. We didn't really have a lot of serious KWABs on this episode, but I think we will have to give this one to Wolfie once again. This isn't the first time he has received this not-so-prestigious award, and he has deserved it every time. He was scheduled to take his 6th KWAB tonight, but he couldn't even show up to take his punishment like a man. That means he will now have to be hunted down, dragged back to the arena in chains, and made to suffer an even worse fate than before. And make no mistake, it will happen. No one escapes the verdict of wrestler's court. No one.

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let's take a quick look at tonight's match results. We had five bangers for you guys tonight, I'm proud to say.

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>>20282645
ah but you forget good sir, there is one man who can control her, and that man currently works for me.

>>20282689
OH SHIT NIGGA!!!

>>20282689
Randy's a one woman man, though; either through the grace of one classic beauty or through a psycho that makes a mean pizza spaghetti on the road; it wouldn't be of his character to plap Stephanie in the arena janitors closet just cause her ovaries are screaming, would it?

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Frenly Apu here once again, let's take a look at how tonight's matchups affected the official rankings.
>Vader defeated Sabu to become the #1 contender (heavyweight division). Sabu drops down to #4.
>Hayabusa defeated Rey Mysterio to become the #9 contender (cruiserweight division). Rey drops down to #10.
>Shingo Takagi defeated Mistico to defend his #1 contendership (cruiserweight division). Mistico remains at #2.
>The Midnight Express defeated The MAGA Powers to become the #2 contenders (tag division). The MAGA Powers drop down to #6.
>Ultimate Warrior Vs Jake Roberts had no effect on the rankings because it was a successful title defense

>>20282713
Well, the Macho Man does love to party, and Elizabeth is nowhere to be seen. Who knows, maybe he and Sherri could work on the problem together...

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Archive Apu here, just coming out of the archive room to drop some links to previous shows. You can use these links to catch up on anything that you may have missed. I am also authorized to share images, transparencies, audio clips, etc. upon request.

Saturday Night Rumble 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20188725
Hype Zone Episode 4: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/20030993
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 12: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19983366
Saturday Night Rumble 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19706595
Hype Zone Episode 3: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19664431
Sunday Night Yuletide 2025: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19622643
Hype Zone Episode 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19611276
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 11: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19528376
Hype Zone Episode 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19508256
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 10: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19331735
Samhain Sacrifice Night 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19202363
Samhain Sacrifice Night 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19187849
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 9: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19031496
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 8: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18976080
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 7: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18926176
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 6: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18812145
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 5: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18761416
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 4: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18700473
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 3: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18636314
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18303396
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18232795
Independence Day Rumble: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18159930

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NEXT WEEK:
Our next show will be Hype Zone episode 6, and the card will include:
>The Scurvy Dogs Vs Imperium (some kind of tornado deathmatch)
>Shingo Vs Kemonito (Iron Eagle Cup)
>Mistico Vs Hayabusa (Iron Eagle Cup)
>The Undertaker Vs "Stone Cold" Steve Austin for the Gigadimes title
>A fan-booked main event as always
And who knows, there's always a chance we might do more than one fan-booked match if time permits. I can't make any promises on that, but an extra match could be an option. But one thing we can promise, there will be plenty of violence and plenty of good old fashioned carny fun on the next episode of K-WAB Hype Zone!

>>20282799
BASED AND DIMES SHOW!!!

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>>20282799

Mmmmm taking the soul of the Rattlesnake so early?

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Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes our broadcast for the evening. I want to thank everyone for coming out as always, it really means a lot to me because it was not easy to deliver a show this week. Between a busy work schedule and getting my hand bitten by a damn dog, there were a lot of problems to get past. But I did not want to disappoint our loyal fans, as the show had already been delayed once. We hope that this friendly little circus of autism has been worth your time, and that you can have some fun by delving into our weird autistic little fantasy world for a little while. We have no more KINO to drop right now, but have no fear my friends, because we'll be back before you know it. So have a good night everyone, and until next time this is Pepe Von Erich signing off.

Saturday Night Metal Outro Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/ggmj2l.mp3

>>20282810
Thank you, it is our pleasure to serve the community in this way. That and the appreciation of our fans makes it all worthwhile.

>>20282812
Well, it seemed like the right thing to do. After all, Austin just took the #2 contendership from Butcher recently, so he would be the next logical person to get a Gigadimes Title shot. We will just have to wait and see if Austin can be the one to dethrone the phenom.

bump

>>20281961
>blow me hornpipes and call me a fiddler's whore
big kek

Based show. Great action.

>>20280137
bold of you to counterprogram wrestlemania, pve

>>20286065
WrestleMania
>a bunch of no dime shitters in the main event
Random episode of Saturday Night Metal building up to its own biggest show of the year
>Main event for the K-WAB World Heavyweight Wrestling Championship: Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. The Ultimate Warrior
I know what I'm invested in

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>>20286065
One thing about K-WAB Wrestling, we are not afraid of anything. I'm willing to go head to head with the top dog, but honestly I wasn't actively trying to counterprogram WM. There are actually a lot of wrestling shows that run on Saturdays, so I'm always going head to head with something. But just to break kayfabe for a minute, WM weekend usually sees a significant increase in board traffic and I figured it would be stupid if I didn't have a show on the catalog during that time. I busted my ass despite having an injured hand in order to deliver it because I really didn't want to miss out on such a big weekend. All the between-match stuff was done on the fly, almost none of it was completed when the show began. Of course, I'm not asking anyone to suck my dick for that or anything. I chose to do all that, and I'm glad I did.
>>20286254
Glad to hear that you enjoyed the show, fren. And when someone says that an episode of SNM is better than Wrestlemania, that's a big deal to me and I thank you for that. I guess it means that either I'm a good booker or that HHH/TKO are the absolute drizzling shits. I like to think it's a little of both lol.

>>20286429
No one cares you fat pedo you aren't a real booker

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>>20286460

>>20286460
Lundy, PVE isn't gonna trade CP with you anymore fuck off

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>>20286460
Well, you cared enough to reply lol. Have fun beating off to transgender brony porn in the corner of your mother's basement, surrounded by your own rancid piss bottles and the smell of your own failure. Yes, I know all about what you do with that giant mickey mouse doll as well. You sick, sick little faggot.

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>*Kool-Aid Man bursts through arena wall*
>*waddles forward wheezing heavily, passing gas with every step*
>*cocks gun*

>*mumbles* "Pepe Von Erich or to whoever runs this place? My name is 'Sensei' Steven Seagal, master of Aikido, karate, judo, Kendo, Shitō-ryū, trained with the Machado brothers in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Dan Inosanto in Kali/Eskrima/Arnis. and am a master of the ancient art of Bulshido. I'm an astrophysicist, maestro musician and blues guitarist, director, star, producer and writer in over 60 of the greatest action movies of all time, humanitarian, international sex symbol, mercenary, assassin, bodyguard, ex-CIA/special forces intelligence officer and trainer, 20 year law enforcement veteran, animal rights activist, an ex-UFC welterweight champion and am fluent in all the dialects of my ancestry including Irish, Mohawk, French, Asian, Russian, and Italian."
>"I DEMAND that you give me a shot at the GigaDimes championship ASAP or Imma go through this entire arena and snatch every motherfuckin' birthday!"

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>>20281976
Guys? This is serious. If we don't get this fucking thing to a bathroom to relieve itself of whatever it swallows for sustenance soon, whatever ekes out of its asshole is going to burn through the porcelain like spit from a xenomorph.

>>20286532
I would like to state for the record that I have never owned or traded CP at any time. There is a highly psychotic troll who has sometimes attempted to troll my threads with baseless pedo accusations (pretty sure it's Wolfie lol).
>>20286737
I'm willing to consider adding Steven Seagal. You should probably know that he wouldn't have a particularly high kayfabe power level and would mostly be utilized for comedy. Not saying total jobber or anything, more like a comedy midcarder similar to Tourettes Guy. You cut a pretty good promo, so I would be fine with letting you write some of his material if you want.

>>20286935
Even if you did, who cares. Weird flex from Wolfie.

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>>20286935
>>20286998
Ya ain't gotta defend yourself over shit, man. We ALL know who the fuck it is and who's doing it, dude. Same with the Henry Chew shit (notice that didn't last long), same with the sharing of CP on discord, same with the faggoty Friction crap, same with the lazy copy/paste of everyone elses original ideas and just switching names around and the toddler-tier "no u" replies, same with the gay porn spam with Daniel Bryan's head cut-out onto the actors faces, same with the tantrums to the jannies when he doesn't get his way; every day with his mental fucking illness and its beyond clear and easy to point out who it is and who does it. For a cum-burping faggot that supposedly hates Pepe Von Erich and his show, he sure as fuck shows up to watch and out of his way to solve the captchas, wait for the countdown and let everyone know he's here like an attention-starved mental patient. I almost can't wait for his Seven Deadly KWAB's be done with because he doesn't need any more attention that he gets from you and there are other faggots on this fucking board to mock and fry.

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>>20286935
>You should probably know that he wouldn't have a particularly high kayfabe power level and would mostly be utilized for comedy. Not saying total jobber or anything, more like a comedy midcarder similar to Tourettes Guy.
>"I have high kayfabe the same as I have high qi. In fact, I may have either eaten or gotten high on kayfabe at least once in my life when I was training with Bruce Lee and Ip Man in both the mountains of Tibet while bathing in the waters of Lake Minitonka a week later."
>"What do you require, a sample of my moveset and martial arts prowess? How about this?"

>>20287128
>Same with the Henry Chew shit
Qrd?

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>>20286935
>"Or perhaps my finesse and graceful speed with the artistry and litheness of a gazelle?"

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>>20286935
>"Can this "Tourette's Guy" move around the ring like this?"

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>>20286935
>"Or have any of these wrestlers on your roster ever faced moves such as these? I'll be wearing your Gigadimes championship for at least a year with these kinds of abilities."

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>>20287185
Just this weird, weird phase wolfbitch went through where he for some reason dug up the most random and obscure convicted pedophile he could find from a sex offender registry (go figure and read as far as you want into as to how he would have ever known anything about that) and it was like some fucking 45 year old SEA monkey currently doing like 17 years in prison for touching kids and wolfclit went around saying it was actually who PVE was. This went on for a while before it got phased out. Now he's making up shit about wolfie and PVE share kiddy porn on discord, something that as far as I know, K-WAB doesn't have.
Its just another long list of disruptive "ME ME ME ME ME" behaviour from a retard that desperately needs to get strangled with his internet cable.

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>>20286460

>>20287324
Wolfcuck started spamming that because it was one of the guys PVE used to allegedly sell CP to.

>>20287128
Honestly, I am almost getting tired of roasting Wolfie. He's been one of our most consistent lolcows from the beginnning. After his 7 deadly KWABs are complete, I will most likely put him on ice for a little while because you're right, he really has gotten a lot more attention than he deserves. Not getting rid of him entirely by any means but there's only so much I can do with one butthurt internet troll.

>>20287214
I could probably take all your Seagal posts and put them together to make a good video promo. That's a very good start right there. I can't really add anyone else before KINOMANIA because everything is booked up until that point, but I might be able to do something with Seagal.

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>>20287518
What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof and since you can't provide any for your claims, you're a faggot and the diddler with little boys on the brain.

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>>20287780
>there's only so much I can do with one butthurt internet troll.
No...there is another.

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>>20287780
>"Master Pepe? I assure you that I will be a fine addition to your roster and will love and inappropriately touch all the joshi's you sign to your promotion. It might could be me, or it might could be an illusion. If you ever need me to murder this pedophile "wolfie", I'll gather a team and get some equipment and we'll take him out quietly and make it look like an accident. And if you don't need me to murder anybody, I will at the very least murder the fuck out of a bucket of chicken and cookies. God knows I love the fuck out of cookies. Now once you get my contract sorted out, you'll find me by the buffet tables ovah h'yeah."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aCMTpJx2cs

>>20287780
Just book Wolfie in a match where he gets raped to death by gay pedophiles

>>20288048
This isn't a bad idea, either. I suppose I could team him up with the Pajeets of Pain since he looks like them. Here's a little teaser, I have a storyline on the list that will involve the Pajeets of Pain revealing their god. Hogantranny could maybe be involved with that, maybe as Manju's retarded cousin or something.

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>>20288609
>Hogantranny could maybe be involved with that, maybe as Manju's retarded cousin or something.

Why is it whenever I check these threads you guys are talking about some weird pedo shit?

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>>20288664
go ahead and do it brother, we say that word here

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>>20288772
Because you just logged off discord after a long day of discussing weird pedo shit with other weird pedos such as yourself and all you can do is project your pedophilia onto other people as a way of coping and staving off the grim reality of your faggot ass getting beaten to death in prison once CPS knocks down the door into your parents basement early one morning to seize your harddrives?

>>20288772
If you have kids I hope they get raped

>>20288772
theres only been one person talking about that shit. pay him no mind, hes just projecting his sick fantasies onto others

>>20288843
Speaking of pedophilia, Pepe should book a match where some negros go back in time and rape Nash when he was a child

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>>20289424
>Pepe should book a match where some negros go back in time and rape Nash when he was a child

>>20289424
There will definitely never be any sort of pedoshit in my fed. Nobody wants to talk about it and you should stop bringing it up.

>>20286429

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if KINOMANIA does better then this year's Wrestlemania

>>20289424
Only if Lundy gets the same treatment.

>>20290071
It was a joke man calm down. Nash deserves it anyway

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>>20290379
>>20290071
Nash's buttcheeks got clapped when he was a full grown adult, knew what he was doing, completely capable of comprehending and cogniant of his actions, was aware of his situation at the time of him wandering into that alley under his own accord, shaking his ass like National Geographic nubian mating dance conga line footage and laying back spread eagle accepting it while 14-21 pipe hittin' niggas went to work on him. None of this tranny pedo wolfy faggot shit applies to Nash and '92 in any way, shape or form.

>>20290214
Lmfao

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Soon...

>>20290604
Then those negros went for seconds but couldn't f8nd Nash. So tue blacks invented a time machine and took that young bussy for seconds. He got his little corn hole STUFFED!

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>>20290829
Nash getting raped as a fully grown, 7 ft bitch adult has more comedic value than a bunch of time travelling niggas raping an infant in the past.

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Steph's going to throw a wrench in some big plans down the fucking road here; I can feel it.

>>20290214
Im definitely not going to outdo them in terms of viewership, but I think I can probably outdo them in terms of fan satisfaction. So far, my fans seem pretty happy with the shows while theirs do not.
>>20290379
I dont even use pedoshit for comedy because it just isnt funny. I don't want pedophiles as fans and I don't want to talk about that kind of nasty shit. That's all I have to say about that.
>>20291279
This. The 92 crew only rapes men. Besides, a bunch of hood niggas from Detroit probably wouldn't be able to figure out how to use a time machine, it would be kind of like someone playing Space Quest 4 for the first time without any instructions.

>>20291279
They're both hilarious. Nash's zesty ass was so sweet those 14 to 21 niggas had to go back for seconds before his bootyhole got plundered, probably when he was 10 or something in Detroit

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>>20291680
1992 is only as far as time travelling niggas are willing to travel to boom-boom in Nash's asswomb

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>>20291629
>it would be kind of like someone playing Space Quest 4 for the first time without any instructions.
Only "instructions" Nash got was to hike up his Oz robe above his waist and fragile quads.

>>20291629
It's not pedoshit to make Lundy cry, which this is definitely making him do in the Mania thread lmfao. The niggas just needed some young Nash ass and did what they needed to make it happen

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>>20292041
Pedo shit is cringe and gay and fuck wanting anything like that on a fucking wrestling show.

>>20292231
You're just mad your hero the Raped Bitch Nash got diddled by the time traveling darkies that raped him before in that hot summer night in 1992 Lundy

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>>20282758
>only seven tag teams in the division
>huge factions are starting to form
>multi-man tag belts impending.
You gotta start padding out this division if you want to get some serious contendership going, my dude. I'll see if I can come up with suggestions for some kino teams you can add in the future here.

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Gotta soft spot for based BookDust.

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Definitely gotta come up with a way of bringing The Rock and Mankind into the mix, or any of the iterations of Foley for that matter.

Can I get an invite to the discord?

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>>20293118
Can you and your butt daddy ever stop sucking black dicks up your butthole for bus fare like your mom taught you to?

>>20293164
I'm not Wolfbitch dude, chill out. I hate that Raped Bitch pedophile Nash and Lundy

>>20292307
Oh no, we have a lot more than seven teams. Those are just the ones that have gotten wins so far. You have to beat at least one other team to get on the contender list. Our complete list of teams is as follows:

The Briscoe Brothers
The Freebirds
Imperium
Insane Clown Posse
The Invaders
The Kamalamaniacs
The MAGA Powers
Men On A Mission
The Midnight Express
The Natural Disasters
The Outbreak
The Pajeets Of Pain
The Pitbulls
The Road Warriors
The Scurvy Dogs
The Snake Mountain Crew
The Southern Boys
The Steiner Brothers

So we currently have 18 teams, which I admit is not enough, but not as grim as it looks on the contender list. Some of the suggestions I see here are very good. If you want to get an idea of which teams I was planning to add in the future, take a look at the beginning of the opening promo for SNME11 (the one with The Outbreak). That's basically a list of teams that I want to add sooner or later. Priorities include Demolition, The Nasty Boys, The Dudleys, and The Hart Foundation.

>>20293164
Nash learned how to suck cock as a child from his mother? Holy KWAB

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>>20293315
That's a relief. Can't wait to see Bret show up.

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>>20293417
Nash is indeed a faggot. Why did his mom have him suck cock in his youth? Help pay the bills or what?

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>>20293384
since everyone is dropping tag team suggestions, I am going to make an official list of teams to add in the future. I can't make any promises on the timeframe for any of them but I need to at least start a list of priority teams. When I look at our current list I understand why I've had a hard time booking good tag team matches. We simply need more teams.

>>20293503
I think Nash's mom must have prostituted him when he was a young boy to service the black individuals in his city. That must make Lundy seethe lmao

>>20293519
Its good that you're also open to original CAW teams and concepts

>>20293595
There's only one faggot that keeps bringing up pedo shit out of nowhere and that sack of shit is you.

>>20293671
You're the one who came up with the idea of Nash's family whoring him out as a kid, not me. Ya seethe Lundy your hero was a little BBC whore

>>20293754
>You're the one who came up with the idea of Nash's family whoring him out as a kid, not me
Projection: The Post
Prove it, liar.

>>20293836
See >>20293164
Nash sucked black cock as a child, taught by his whore of a mother. Is that why you relate to him so much wolfbitch

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>>20293931
>says the creep weirdo that brought up time travelling nogs to rape Nash as an infant.
Stand right there, please...

>>20294144
I never posted that wolfcuck. Now since you're so fixated on Nash's sexual exploits as a child, please explain why you think his mother had him suck off black cocks, you ain't living this one down lol

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>>20293519
The beauty about tag teams is that there are times you can literally throw two random shitters together and have them hold the belts, especially if neither of them are doing anything at the time. There doesn't "have" to be official teams other than perhaps common ground being made and goals. Hollywood Blonde's were literally slapped together and ended up working well, but sometimes teaming two up just by slapping shit on the wall to see what sticks is fine too. Especially if you need some filler team to win and drop the belts later to someone else.

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>>20294392
Checked, good sir. And I agree with your statement. Sometimes that kind of thing can work very well. But let me say this, I am not a fan of teams that are just "x wrestler and y wrestler." They need to have a name and a shared gimmick, I think. The Hollywood Blondes were indeed paired up at random and worked great, but only because they had an identity as a team. If they had just called themselves "Austin and Pillman" and did the same routine they did before, it wouldnt have worked. I mainly look for teams with a shared gimmick and a distinctive name. Also, thank you for reminding me of that team, that one definitely makes the list.

>>20294283
His mother taught him but he just really enjoyed the process.

Speaking of the list, here it is. These are all the teams that I plan to add at some point in the future. It could take a long time for all these to be added, but I will be drawing from this list when adding new teams in the future. Feel free to make suggestions if I forgot anyone that you consider to be essential.

Blue World Order
British Bulldogs
Brood
Brothers Of Funstruction
Bushwhackers
Demolition
Dudley Boys
Eliminators
Gangstas
Gwar
Harlem Heat
Hart Foundation
Headbangers
Hollywood Blondes
Killer Bees
Mario Brothers
Money Inc
Nasty Boys
New Age Outlaws
Powers Of Pain
Public Enemy
Quebecers
Rock N' Roll Express
Russians (Nikita/Ivan Koloff)
Slimeballz
Southern Six
Too Cool

>>20294701
Please kill yourself

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>>20295858
>>20296040
Ok, adding RVD/Sabu and Sheik/Nikolai. Those were both really good teams.

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RVD definitely should have been one of your earliest acquisitions.

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>>20296877
I can't argue with that, I do kind of wish I had included him in the starting roster. I actually do have a good looking CAW for him, it just isn't completely done. It was always in the plan to add him at some point.

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How do you feel about signing this scary motherfucker, Pepe?

>>20297060
Imagine him and Andre the Giant in a headbutting competition.

Honor Van Hammer with a graphic next week

>>20297060
I would say anyone who bit the noses off that many cops is at least worthy of consideration lol.
>>20297095
Damn I didn't even know he died. Sure why not, I'll pay my respects.

bump

>>20297095
I feel bad for the guy, he probly could have been a lot bigger

>lundy still asshurt his idol was a child prostitute
lol

>>20298725
wolfie is the true and eternal raped bitch

and a bump for the kino

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>>20294392
Oh shit!
KWAB!

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>The Bushwhackers
>The Blade Runners (old school pre-WWF/WCW Sting and The Ultimate Warrior)
>Beer Money (Bobby Roode & James Storm)
>The Natural Disasters (Earthquake & Typhoon)
>Dick The Bruiser and The Crusher
>Los Guerreros
>Mr. Fuji and Professor Tanaka/Saito (you could rename it 'Orient Express' and just have a faction for every single Asian wrestler that comes through)
>The BlackJacks (Bobby Windham and Jack Lanza)
>The Moondogs (Spot & Rex)
>Paul London and Brian Kendrick
>Scott Hall and Curt Hennig
>Dory & Terry Funk
>Giant Baba & Jumbo Tsuruta
>Superkick Faggot Party (Matt & Nick Jackson)
>The Briscoe Brothers (Jay & Mark)
>The Brisco Brothers (Gerald & Jack)
>Satsujin Gyorai (Steve Williams & Terry Gordy)
>Holy Demon Army (Akira Taue & Toshiaka Kawada)
>The Public Enemy (Rocco Rock & Johnny Grunge)
>Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley)
>The Lucha Bros (Pentagon Jr. Ray Fenix)
>Triple X (Elix Skipper & Christopher Daniels)
>War Raiders / War Machine (Ivar Hanson & Erik Rowe)
>The Bar (Sheamus and Cesaro)
>The Four Pillars of Heaven (Mitsuharu Misawa, Toshiaki Kawada, Akira Taue, and Kenta Kobashi)

>>20301816
meant for>>20294808

>>20301816
There's some really good ideas here, thank you. There are some that have already been covered but I'm adding the following to the list:
Los Guerreros
The Orient Express
The Blackjacks
The Moondogs
Young Bucks (maybe)
Motor City Machine Guns
Lucha Bros
Viking Raiders
All 4 AJPW pillars (added to the singles list)

I gotta be honest, I am not that familiar with AJPW stuff, so if I'm going to start adding those guys I will have to do some research. I honestly have no ideas for any of the 4 pillars at present but that will probably change if I educate myself a little more.

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>>20304516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2FpNXx1dyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIUOkjTyihE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjOcs6rQYTc
https://www.youtube.com/@thewrestlingroad/videos

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>>20304516
Any chance of a reformation of The Flock?

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>>20304516

I do like the Vaudevillains

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>>20305472
really good documentary

>>20305472
kenta was boss