GET IN HERE
>>20281061Fucking generous
>>20281061say it ain't so
>>20281061Are we going to do this every time? Get a fucking life.
>>20281061Half-rate fed with a fourth-rate PPV
lol
>>20281061>site funded by tony khan hates wwelmao no shit
>>20281084I can't believe we went from Gunther vs Drew vs Sheamus TO THIS
>>202810611.75 at best
>>20281061too high
>>20281108imagine a world where tony and paul went shot for shot. of course it's not paul's company but if it was goddamn we'd have seen some fucking glorious shit.
>>20281061Wow, AEWcels with no life feel a need to rush to their safe space that only a few dozen retards use in the first place to tell everyone how much they hated the latest WWE show. I'm in fucking shock.
WRESTLEPALOOZA > WRESTLEMANIA
>>20281084You spam this constantly, and we have to remind you Meltzer is on AEW's payroll, and it's in his interest to give AEW matches 5 star ratings. These ratings haven't meant anything for like 20+ years.
the only one that matters
>>20281061>2.50That's too generous
>>20281154>Indian running that account
>>20281154>the opinion of a senile old manTHE ABSOLUTE STATE
This is going to be a good one. They deserve it
>>20281061damn
What’s the worst wrestlemania rating before today?
>>20281061Usually I disagree with these ratings but this one i agree with 100%
>>20281061Definitely above the Rumble and the Chamber, definitely below Dynasty and Stand & Deliver
>>20281149meltz was giving fivers like candy to ajpw in the 80stony khan was not alive to 5 years old at the time or some shit
when was the last time a WWE show got a high score on that website? And if it's more than two years ago, why should anyone care about their opinion?
It's too high.
>>20281061Grande v Grande could have saved it ...
>>20281249They’d have been given eight minutes.
>>20281149AEW is where the best wrestle
What was actually bad about the show? And before you reply, your favorite wrestler losing a match is not a flaw in the show.
>>20281277there were only 2 matches longer than 10 minutes, 70% of the show was ad time, the crowd was dead the whole show, the main event was building to a double turn that never came
>>20281295>the main event was building to a double turn that never cameThat is not a flaw in the show. That is you misunderstanding what was happening.
>>20281301>ignoring the restgood dronie
>>20281312I agree that the ads were too long so that's a legitimate point.
>>20281207Glrp Shittso, you're my favorite
>>20281277What was actually good about the show?
>>20281362I thought Seth and Gunther had a really great match, Paige's return was awesome, Liv and Stephanie was a really good match although I wish it had gone longer, and I loved the main event.
>>20281149They never meant anything in the first place. He gave Andre/Hulk 1*. The most iconic moment in wrestling history that to this day is still getting awards. And yet he says that his ratings aren't his personal opinions.
>>20281061Edrones get what they fucking deserve. See you all tomorrow.
>>20281388So nothing, you're just a retard with bad taste
>>20281460Sorry you feel that way. I'm sure you'll continue watching regardless.
>>20281295In this era no match needs to be longer than 10 minutes. 5 minutes even is pushing it.
>>20281277this show basically typified what's been wrong with wwe since the tko era begannot even talking about the ads, but the whole thing just felt hollow. like, why watch this show over your average raw or smackdown? you don't get any more wrestling. you don't get better promos. you just get advertised to for 2 hours out of a 3 hour event and potentially get a beat or two of story out of it. otherwise, it's just a waste of time. i genuinely felt like tonight was a waste of my time.not to blogpost, but i love wrestling. when it's good there's nothing else like it. wrestling is at its best when the stories they tell are meaningfully justified in the ring, but if you don't give the wrestlers proper time to resolve their story in the ring then what's the point of telling their stories at all? i'm shoot fucking tired of this shit. i'll watch tomorrow. i'll watch monday. i'll watch friday. if those shows aren't at least marginally better than the shit they've been putting on for the past year and a half then i'm fucking done. i'm hoping that they've got changes in the pipeline and that this was just the end of a shitty season and that they're just trying to make chicken salad out of chicken shit, but i've reached a point where if that isn't the case then i don't mind watching any other wrestling available.
>>20281295>there were only 2 matches longer than 10 minutes,Hold up. Are you actually complaining that the AJ Lee match and the women's tag match weren't long enough?
>>20281395Meltzer gave NEGATIVE 4 stars to Andre/Hogan at Wrestlemania III. (A clue that he never meant for his ratings to be taken as seriously as internet dorks would years later) Steamboat/Savage he gave 4.5 stars
>>20281506It’s fucking wrestlemania, not raw
>>20281207Just because WWE has turned to dog shit doesn't mean I'm going to watch Altered Estrogen wrestling
>>20281061About 2.5 points too high, honestly.
>>20281277Zero twists, zero surprises besides Paige, every single match besides the main event was sub 10 minutes, ad breaks between every match, and every single match was formulaic paint by numbers shit with no special effort made to actually wrestle well for Wrestlemania.
>>20281568>ad breaks between every matchad breaksduring a fucking pay-per-view
>>20281061One of the worst, very low on my list.
>>20281576It's not a pay-per-view
>>20281548is okyour coping is enough
Am I the only one who actually liked the main event?It was hurt by the crowd being dead as shit, but Orton's selling was honestly unreal. I'm just a bit confused by the storytelling. Cody doing heel stuff is fine, he's just playing on an even field I suppose. But Orton flip flops the whole match. Heel at the start, then he's essentially playing a wounded babyface most of the match, then he turns on McAfee but then he also punts Cody after losing? I guess it's to continue the feud but I'm not sure who they want people to cheer? I imagine the idea was to get Pat out of the story? Weird ending, I would have honestly gave the title to Randy, unless he is shoot hurt.
>>20281388>I thought Seth and Gunther had a really great matchIt was good, probably the best match of the night, but it was not one of Gunther's better matches. Not even in the top half. Grab a random PPV match of his out of a hat and odds are it was better than this. In fact the only worse PPV match of his I can think of is last year against Jey Uso.
>>20281600>Orton's selling was honestly unreal.agreed. i thought the match took too long to really get started, but other than that t=it was fine.
>>20281614>it was fine.Exactly. The best you can say about the better parts of the event is "it was fine". I guess a few specific moments you could say "that was kinda cool". That's it, amidst hours of ads and 9 minute matches, some of it was "kinda cool".
>>20281061
>>20281600It was an excellent match and I'm excited to see where it goes.
The only match that was too short was Liv vs Stephanie.
>>20281061insanely grimand 13 of the top 20 reviewers gave it a 2.its not spam, these are trusted reviews with over 10,000 rated matches each.
>>20281656>The only match that was too short was Liv vs Stephanie.There were three title matches under 10 minutes. Three. One of them was under 7 minutes. There was a total of 85 minutes wrestling in a 4 hour show. On a PPV, Wrestlemania no less, there was literally more time for ads than there was for wrestling.
>>20281732How long did you want the AJ Lee match to go?
https://x.com/BleacherReport/status/2045713497929998693
>>20281805KWAB
>>20281748as long as the ad break would be a good start
>>20281600>Orton's selling was honestly unreal.Orton is a gassed old man and barely does shit in the ring. His selling is him catching his breath.
>>20281840Edrones like watching people roll around on the floor for 60 seconds after taking a slam. They think it’s normal
>>20281866Yeah, Cody should've hit Randy with a DDT, and Randy should've immediately gotten up and hit his finisher.
Rated 2.55 now
>>20281805wrestlepaloozabrosnot like this...
>>20281061It was so fucking boring bros
>>20281061NOOOOOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN' REDDITMATCH RATING
>>20281600I liked it too I don't know why an actual fan would hate it. I also just watched the replay instead of live cause I don't give a fuck about anyone else in the roster.>>20282153
>>20281061Over promised and under delivered. Cody saying this mania will be amazing is pretty funny
>>20282169There is a certain kind of wrestling "fan" that steadfastly refuses to enjoy wrestling.
>>20282179There's another kind of fan that eats up whatever slop is presented to them, no matter how bad
>>20281600>But Orton flip flops the whole match. Heel at the start, then he's essentially playing a wounded babyface most of the match, then he turns on McAfee but then he also punts Cody after losing?They expected Cody to be booed and Orton cheered. And they're not allowed to deviate from the script. If they pivoted it would have been better. I think the worst thing about it was they put it on last when the crowd didn't give a fuck going in to the feud. People were fucking leaving during the entrances ffs
>>20282189The match was perfect. I loved the story they told and I'm excited for what's next.
>>20282197How long have you been eating slop?
Look at his face while he does this shit man I fucking love Randy
>>20281061AND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEW KWABOTY
>>20281600Pat not fast counting to an Orton win was a really weird story decision
>is decreasing
>>20282343>Back In The Saddle - Aerosmith and YUNGBLUD
>>20281061>2.50>meanwhile its learly below that getting tired of edrones spamming fake success after a shit card that was so bad
how is he going to cope?
>>20281154get that geriatric bitch a catheter he's dumb as fuck and never had a 5 star match
>>20281061hehe
>>20281600The crowd was dead because Orton's injury wasn't communicated to them and the selling was too subtle for the retarded influencers that can afford the tickets. I thought it was good but I also had Cole in my ear telling me about Orton's injury.
>>20281061>>20282343this will get us a milly and 2k for $2 a seat at dynamite, xisters
2.68250 votes now
WWE do be dogshit
>>20281061McAfee on Monday>I WAS PART OF THE LOWEST RATED MANIA OF ALL TIME
>>20284841>the shills are waking up
>>20283751This nigga CRYING. HAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>20282363You've read it
>>20281061Wait till Punk stinks the place out tonightits going to be amazing
>>20281061>53 disgusting pigs showed up to squeal about patty dimes aka pat mcafeelel you gotta be a real fucking pig boy to squeal like this
I have only fell asleep to two wrestling shows in almost 29 years of watching wrestling.Wrestlemania 32 and last night's night one. Truly one of the most boring shows I've ever seen. I've sat through IYHs, mid 2000 SD cards, and even if they were boring, at least you knew it'd be done. Mania Night One felt endless and it was for nothing.
