ITT: we brainstorm ways they could make Night 2 even worse than Night 1
>>20281891impromptu wyatt sicks match
>>20281891Edge comes back to bury the demon again in an exorcist match
Book your own shit retard
>>20281891Sami beats Trick and cuts a worked shoot promo inserting himself into the main event. Punk pins Sami, Punk aligns with Pat, Roman stays since he didn't lose.
>>20281891Punk vs Roman ends in disqualification.
>>20281949>Punk joins McafeeHoly kino
>>20281891Trips comes out and cleans his schnoz with dude wipes.
We clone Paul for double the fumbling
dwayne doesn't return
>>20281949>Implying Roman wouldn't take any excuse to not work
>>20281891They do a women's match at the end of the preshow that goes 20 minutes, but just before the 10 minute mark, the preshow ends and they start the night halfway through a matchThe Demon flops around on the floor aggressively to beat DomBrock beats Oba instantly with just 1 F5Pat Macafee runs in on Punk vs Roman
>>20281891Jevon suffers a career-ending freak injury from a horrible accident in the ladder match
>>20281891>Brock beats Oba>Dom beats Demon with celebrity interference>Phil is injured 2 minutes in to the main event
>>20281891Oba and Trick lose clean. Finn loses because of some shenanigans. Roman wins due to his coconut cousins and fucks off with the belt again.
>>20282244>Roman wins due to his coconut cousins and fucks off with the belt againwhat the fuck that's the shoot finish, ask an ai chatbot they'll tell you so too
>>20281891Punk isn't shoot murdered by Roman
I know you guys won’t believe me, but yesterday I asked ChatGPT to predict the finish to every match on the card and it successfully picked the finishes to every match of night 1.I suspect Paul or Ari is using ChatGPT to book finishes at the very least.
Bianca runs down the ramp she trips on the mat slides under the ring and her baby slides out the other side and flops around on the floor aggressively to beat dom
Rhea winning but then vacating the tittle in the next Smackdown because of "medical reasons".Lesnar needing the Vision to win and then fucking off until the rematch at SummerSlam.Rey winning the IC just to lose it to Dom.Squash match between Finn and Dom that means nothing because Rey just gives the IC title to Dom for no reason. Long boring match between Punk and Roman with lots of closeups of them talking to the camera about how they hate each other. Roman wins with 5 spears and 7 superman punches(that's all the wrestling he's going to do in the match)
>>20281891Book Punk vs Roman
>>20281891Dont worry Gaitch is on the job
>>20282317That’s the kind of kino they craft religions around tho
>>20282317langis-esque post
>>20282320>Rhea winning but then vacating the tittle in the next Smackdown because of "medical reasons".i'm really curious about how the smackdown women's title scene is going to play out nowjade cannot hold this shit for much longer, but bianca is pregnant and will be gone for a long, long time, rhea is clearly one mean tweet away from breaking down and needing time away, they missed the boat to bring iyo over with rhea, tiffany got demoted to the midcard...charles might get the babyface run (with the crowd actually behind her) she always wanted
>>20281949Trick beats Sami and we all kneel for the future of wrestling brother (not the NWO but the BNWO)
Oba winsTrick winsRhea winsJiggaboo Evans winsDom winsDEI and BLM and activist twitter smarks win and the key of the industry is passed on Black wrestlers and Womeme wrestlers
>>20282470why isn't jade winning in this fantasy of yours
They bring back Kevin Owens tonight to piledriver Roman AFTER the match, instead of inserting him in the Randy-Cody feud which would've made more sense>>20282475Because Rhea is multiple leagues above the AEW negree in star power and she needs to win for the heckin viral moment and to make all the fangays and fangirls happy since she's the biggest star in the industry
>>20281891The Gobbley Gooker Gangnam Styles down the ramp with the Rizzler and Travis Scott before the arena is rushed by armed Islamic terrorists who start shooting everywhere and are then countered by armed Jewish terrorists and night 2 just dissolves into live war footage.
No one's talking about the non-wrestling part.You've gotta have them, they're always shit. Night 2 should begin with Triple H coming down to the ring, the lights are dimmed, but its early so the effect doesn't work at all. He's standing there in a pose in his overfitted suit, until he's interrupted by none other than (local soccer "star") who is insulted when Triple H calls Wrestlemania the biggest event of the year. Soccer star insults wrestling, and then says that everyone should be watching the World Cup. Triple H drops his microphone, stands there, like he's about to do something, but instead the cameras cut away for a 10 minute adbreak while he's escorted back up the ramp.Oba Femi vs Brock Lesnar begins. Brock gets no pyro, its too expensive. Oba is given a new manager, the Miz. The Miz walks down with Oba, shouting in his ears and jumping around him, fucking up his march. A camera man slips backwards and falls, they do not cut away until you see Oba and Miz pass him, you can clearly hear "fuck" on the audio.Brock gets in no offensive moves, Oba gasses himself taking Brock outside the ring and spears him through the barricade. He tears his ACL and is unable to get to the ring, Brock wins by countout.Cut backstage, Roman has arrived at the arena. He's shown walking towards gorilla position, with a microphone in his hand. The cameras cut away to an empty ring, his music does not play, Michael Cole thanks the sponsor of the events and an ad-break plays.The Intercontinental title match is actually a stealth re-design for a more modern look of the title. They forget to raise the title when revealing it, the match starts with the title in the ring on a pedestal, and McDonagh is the first to reach it by running and jumping, touching it with his forehead. Roman is again shown walking to gorilla position, this time with a chair in his hand. Cut to ad-break.Jade hits Rhea with her finisher, but the ref goes into business for herself and covers Rhea instead.
>>20282470holy kino
>>20282521>Cut backstage, Roman has arrived at the arena. He's shown walking towards gorilla position, with a microphone in his hand. The cameras cut away to an empty ring, his music does not play, Michael Cole thanks the sponsor of the events and an ad-break plays.>Roman is again shown walking to gorilla position, this time with a chair in his hand. Cut to ad-break.this repeating constantly over the entire show with no explanation please god it would kill the crowd
>>20282521..kino
>>20282470least insane pig
>>20282521>>20282989
>>20282141>Brock beats Oba instantly with just 1 F5This would be based and fucking hilarious for the amount of seething it would generate from every black and liberal.
>>20282316It was confirmed a while back by WWE themselves o believe that they were exploring the possibility of AI getting involved in creative. So not a ridiculous theory at all. It would certainly explain the absolutely baffling build to Mania, and mania itself. I know we still have another night to go, but so far I wouldn't argue with anyone who would want to say it's among the very worst Wrestlemanias of all time.
>>20281891>ITT: we brainstormGot a better idea
>>20282521>Cut backstage, Roman has arrived at the arena. He's shown walking towards gorilla position, with a microphone in his hand. The cameras cut away to an empty ring, his music does not play, Michael Cole thanks the sponsor of the events and an ad-break plays.Imagine the the Lynchian edits
>>20281891Stefanie McMahon comes out and does a 2 minute dance routine promoting Liv Morgan to come back out.
>>20283146holy kek when reading the post i also thought "damn this is lynchian af"
>>20282521>its main event time>they've shown roman entering through gorilla postion 8 times on the show>last time he was dressed as planet stasiak yelling about the samoan space station orbiting around B1OO-L1NE>punk comes out>all the color is suddenly drained and his theme is distorted>the broadcast is no longer live but everyone is acting normal>finally time for roman to show up>his music starts for once holy shit>he doesnt come out, everyone is beyond fed up now>suddenly the bell rings and the broadcast is live and in living color>romans in the ring>punk is hit by a spear>roman pins punk clean in 10 seconds>roman gets up on the turnbuckle and points the championship to the wrestlemania sign, everyone looks>look back, roman is gone
>>20282244>Oba and Trick lose cleankek that would be so terrible wouldn't it you mark lol
Danhausen curses the World Heavyweight Belt. Both Phil and Roman get worked injuries and title gets vacated.
>>20282101jfc remember the build to 'mania 40remember how good 38-40 waswe'll never have it that good ever again
>Stephanie McMahon comes out>Cuts a 20 minute promo about how she was instrumental in the women's wrestling revolution, and her hall of fame induction >"And now it's time for the next match... Sponsored by Snickers!">20 minute Snickers segment >Next match finally begins>It lasts less than 5 minutes.
>>20283501>they've shown roman entering through gorilla postion 8 times on the show
>>20281891Main event is Saudi Phil vs Adderrall Joe. That alone is enough.
I honestly believe they're going to have vince appear in the main event, declare wrestling is fake, and pull some bizarre shenanigans to finish the matchThat promo that ended smackdown was eerie. Like they know they're about to crash a train but it's too late to stop it
>>20284658The time for Vince to show up was last night during Randy vs Cody. Vince showing up during Punk vs Roman doesn’t make any sense unless they do some weird meta angle where Vince helps Roman just like he’s done all those years pushing him down the audience’s throats
Have H walk out in a suit after Punk has been beaten up, pin him and make himself the champion. Play into how H was always a belt hog and trying to make everything about himself. Have Punk try to do another pipe bomb only for security to show up and gently escort him out, cutting it off entirely.Spend a year where H just doesn't defend the belt or anything, if any contenders show up he has them fight each other "for a chance" and then just doesn't do it. Do this like 20 times with no actual follow-up or explanation on why he doesn't give it to them.Have H take a fake toy belt from a child fan in the audience and carry it around too.Dedicate time on the show to having non-wrestlers and ecelebrities do Rosie vs. Donald tier awful garbage. Don't make them a part of any ongoing story line or anything, it's just H cynically trying to drum up viewers.Have H inform certain wrestlers that their theme songs are too expensive and they had to sell the rights. Replace it with unfitting recognizable royalty free stock music.Gunther specifically is given a new gimmick by H. He will now walk to the ring in a cowboy outfit with chaps, a hat and no pants.Bring X-Pac, HBK, Kevin Nash and a halloween store skeleton in a chair implied to be Scott Hall into the product. Describe them all as upper management directly beneath H. They never wrestle or cut promos.Have literal who wrestlers wrestlers behave, act and wrestle like recognizable brand names such as Stone Cold and nWo. When pressed H explains these names are very marketable and will bring money to the product.Have H praise Saudi Arabia regularly. When the Womens Championship is on the line have H walk out, pin the champ and then have Stephanie walk out to pin him. Stephanie then announces she is going on a year-long vacation to Switzerland.Have H publicly announce they will stop selling beer at the concession stand.
>>20284866>X-Pac, HBK, Kevin Nash and a halloween store skeleton in a chair implied to be Scott Hall
