Aka edrone cope thread
>>20283169>the Super Bowl only has about 11 to 18 minutes of actual gameplay in a 3+ hour broadcastyeah man an actual sport compared to a scripted show, good comparison
>>20283175>Super Bowl>not scripted
American handegg sucks too
>>20283169>the productwish he could have started with that so I could have not read the rest of it
>>20283169why would I give a shit about people in the arena if I'm watching it at home?I care about my own enjoyment
it was hecking DECENT and ALRIGHT you piece of shit
>>20283169>NFL fans mindlessly consume whatever slop Roger Goodell feeds them, why won't wrestling fans do the same?
CONSUMETHEPRODUCT
>>20283186>the crowd was on fire the entire timeNow, taste might be subjective but that's just lying.
why are they such disingenuous pigs?
>>20283338>No disrespect :)
>>20283169Tons of people complain about the Super Bowl as well. It's barely a sports event nowadays anyways, people unironically tune in just to watch the halftime show. Is that what WrestleMania should be?
Guys, this other show sucks ass so it's actually okay that wwe sucks too!
kek what a window licking retard
it's AEW's fault!
>>20283424>save it for liv/stephanie>it was the shortest match of the nightFUCKING KEKD
>>20283338Hypocrisy at its finestPlus is all what people has been saying for years, mainly Vince and people backstagethe IWC is that annoying no good girlfriend whom misses her first ex, which is WCW.
All time terrible finish to the main event but at least CAWdy got fucked up at the end. Overall a good card .
>>20283424It's weird to say that AEW 'ruined the short match', when they got rave reviews for a 2 minute match less than a week ago
>>20283627ironically the guy who made that tweet has non stop been melting down over Darby beating MJF in a short match kek
>>20283186>The crowd was on fire the entire timelol
>>20283424Didn't AEW just do a title change in a four minute match like four days ago?
>>20283182TPBP
the level of cope is bafflingwhy are they so defensive? I watch WWE and i'll give it credit when it's due but I'm not afraid to admit when it's been dogshit
wrestling is for kids and young people they don't have patience to sit through 30 minute matches any more that era is over save your storytelling just deliver hype moments and aura
It really is just blacks and browns rushing to the defense. The sweet spot in sports entertainment is aiming for the low IQ white trash demo. The global brown audience is insufferable.
>>20283764sybau
literal SUBHUMAN pigs
>>20283762yeah because adults loves gay sex, plays shitty videogames like fallout: new vegas, World of Warcraft and KOTOR2, watches TBBT reruns and shitty 2000's tv shows like firefly right?Oh bonus for buying MCU shit too
>>20283896if I wanted to watch it for the stories ONLY I'd turn on a random tv show
>>20283186KEKAROO
>>20283338e x p o s e d
>>20283186Smarks have no response to this
I can't imagine being this angry that people enjoyed a show
>>20283169every NFL game is roughly the same average number of minutes of action, they are all under the same timing structure of 4x 15 minute quarters with possible overtime. Absolutely retarded comparison.
>>20283183Better than the faggy shit you watch in your dead end shithole, brother. And that's a shoot.
>>20283186does this guy not realize that the majority of their audience has done exactly this in the past 25 years while he goes crazy for whatever trash is laid before him?
>>20283831You need to take your fat ass outside and remain there for a good long while
>>20283424how about they just make the show a 1 night thing like it should be and stop being such greedy kikes? frankly there aren't even enough quality matches for a single actually good show but it'd be much easier to digest than padding out 2 nights of mostly trash.
>>20283169ChanMan inadvertently making a salient point of why handegg appeals to virtually nobody outside the US of Ads
>>20283578>had a blast lol niggersLooks like the /v/ DD2 meme got around.
>>20284211Do you not realize that literally no one on earth gives a fuck what you think about anything? You're pissing in the wind. Go focus on something you enjoy.
>>20283169By definition, there is an hour of game clock on any NFL game so this is absolute giga-cope. 11 to 18 minutes? kek
Why are anti-IWC all niggers and shitskins??? The pattern is right there in these tweets. It's always shitskins or fat unkempt losers.
>>20284236most self-aware corpsucker>>20284201>dead end shitholeHe just said he's not from the US
>>20284201>watching niggerball here is better than watching niggerball in your countryKill yourself faggot.
>>20284236hypocritical little faggot lmao
I don't know man...it just really fucking sucked.That's all there is to it. The show sucked. The matches were too short. There were too many ads. The angles and buildups were mostly lame. No hardcore matches or even a single stipulation match, which yeah Wrestlemania isn't really about but god fuck at least do something to shake things up.It just kind of sucked and was terrible
>>20283338Every single edrone is like this
>>20283169I hate how you shit skins have flooded 4chan with gay Twitter screenshots because you are too simple minded to create threads without them
>>20284257>>20284264>>20284269Boiling. Now take your fat asses outside.
>>20283169e-drones are hilarious, man. After AEW PPVs the entire wrestling ecosystem comes together in praise. We get all these kino clips coming out. Cool pics. Post-WWE events are like Chernobyl
>>20284294It's cold and nighttime you dope>Am*rican calling anyone fat ass
>>20284306>Post-WWE events are like Chernobyllmao pretty much yep
>>20283831Bleacher Report is owned by WBD but BR Live hasn't existed for like a year now, lol.
>>20284310>It's cold and nighttime Good. Your blubber will protect you from the elements, you fat fucking retard
>>20284281there was a hardcore match though!...on the preshow
>>20283169This years Superbowl was a fluke. it hasn't been that bad since patriots vs Rams I think
>>20284337which one of the tweets posted itt is yours?
>>20284306Yes it’s almost like all of the media is bought and paid for by the dog wanker himself. Disingenuous shills and their 3rd world puppets
>>20284306What do you gain from constantly acting superior about the fake fighting show you watch? Is your life that meaningless that that's the whole way you can find any modicum of happiness?
>>20283627>rave reviewsSuch a fucking lie kek
>>20284361Which one of these replies isn't you responding to yourself because you have nothing in this life except console warring?
>>20284337>country that invented the very notion of fast food calling anyone else fat>>20284425It's not just him saying it, even WWE's own partners in ESPN are saying it
>>20284242>>20284193Thanks for missing the point
>>20284434holy fucking schizo
>>20284438Get a life, you fat fuck
>CONSUME THE PRODUCT
>>20284471Yeah bro I saw that meme too haha :) consoooom haha epic!
>>20283627>rave reviewsThe shit you tell yourself to pretend everything Tony books is perfect is wild. You're crying about about WWE fans simply saying that this show wasnt as bad the IWC is saying which isn't close to delusional shit your cult posts
Why are drones so willing to defend shit? When WWE does good I'm the first to congratulate them but when they fucked up I call em out. And don't be like but AEW. Bitch fuck AEW. I don't give a fuck about AEW. I just want WWE to be good.
>>20284480Upvoted
>>20283169>DONT CONSOOM PRODUCT THIS OR THAT WAY JUST CONSOOM PRODUCT THEN ASK FOR MORE PRODUCT EVEN WHEN GIVEN LESS PRODUCT>I LOVE HOW MUCH MONEY OTHER PEOPLE ARE MAKING. I LOVE BLOATED CORPORATIONS ASSET STRIPPING MY CULTURE AND COUNTRY. IF THEY MAKE MONEY IT MAKES ME HAPPY.The Superbowl sucks for the exact reason this retard says btwCorporate culture sucksAEW also sucks
>>20284294Go be a retard somewhere else, faggot.>/pw/ buzzword spamming nigger Fuck off back to (r)eddit.
>>20284337nigger I'll say that word here btw, deal with it, you autistic terminally online /pw/ poster lmao.
>>20284519Keep being a bitch ass and someday you will get your spinchter turned inside out.
>>20284466This isn't your daily planner
>>20284499>>20284519Worked. Now waddle outside, you obese dipshit.
>>20284471>just consume, don't think too much criticallyThe absolute state of corpocucks.
>>20284484>pretend everything Tony books is perfecte-drones once again lashing out at themselves when they attempt to criticise their enemy
>>20284281>The matches were too short. /pw/ smarks are now unironically complaining that the women's tag match didn't get enough time
>>20284538That's a lot of buzzwords to describe the word butthurt. Eat shit and choke on it.>>20284543>implying I'm lean you dumb fuck gook thread loving simp.
kek is the cattle pseud crashing out again?
>>20284560Nobody is specifying that, it just felt like a glorified RAW. This is supposed to be the biggest show of the year.
>>20284560well there were more women's matches on the main card than mens matches
>>20283169I only watch wrestling drunk and can confirm wrestlemania was based
>>20284582>you dumb fuck gook thread loving simpWorked into incoherence. Take that walk now, tubby
DING DING DING I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE FAGGOT JANNIES OF /pw/AEW IS GAY AND RETARDEDWWE FUCKING SUCKS I WILL NEVER WATCH GOOK WRESTLING AND YOUR WAIFUS ARE DOLLAR WHORESI WILL NEVER WATCH SPIC WRESTLING EITHER I WILL NEVER WATCH INDIES FULL OF FAT NECKBEARDS WHO POST IN GOOK THREADS EITHERHOGWHEEL WILL NEVER WALKNASH WILL NEVER BE UNRAPEDMODS = FAGS
>>20284634I see this e-drone is taking his cognitive dissonance well
>>20284644>implying i watch wrestlingYou're shoot retarded for getting worked by an off board poster. I'm shitposting here to incredible the traffic and you'll still live on /pw/ post WM42 lmao.
>>20284665incredible isn't a verb anon...
>>20284634I agree I was a lapsed fan came back when aew started then stopped watching few years ago. It's all shit and I don't like any of it It's a fake tv show about men grabbing each other in their underwear covered in baby oil and water trying to hold each other down on the floor. It's fucking gay
>>20284665So you're actually DUMBER than an e-drone? KWAB
>>20284680If you weren't ESL, you would have known that it was an autocorrect mistake for "increase".Way to out yourself. Keep it up.
>>20284634i fucking kneel
>>20284484I don't think Tony is a perfect booker. In fact, I'll tell you right now 2023 through half of 2025 was dogwater
>>20283169He says this like it's a bad thing
>>20284706Keep projecting, maybe Tony Khan will give you a job at being his twitter janny. >>20284701Wrestling was only good during the WCW and WWF years. Everything else is trash.
>>20284713>here's how my incoherency proves you're ESL
>>20284747Don't care, didn't ask plus you're fucking gay. Bump for teh lulz.
>>20284746>I don't watch wrestling anymore>btw I'm going to namedrop someone only a modern wrestling fan would know
>>2028476718+oh no please don't bump this thread about e-drone crashouts you're so owning us
very well said
>>20284794>usYou mean you and the device you borrow from your boyfriend?
>>20284785>he doesn't know how to shitpost on 4chan in the year 2003+23 LURK MOAR wasn't just a meme, retard.>>20284794Announcements of sage makes the mods drop their hot pockets to banhammer anon but no rulz against bumping a shitposting thread doe :^)
The two AEWtists appear to be causing a stir, kek
>>20284800>implying it's good anywhere elseThe absolute state of simps and their goon trash content. At least in the WWF they were honest about the women being there for eye candy content.>>20284826Nigger, take your meds. WM season is when we do a NWO's type of invasion on your dead board. I'm from another board.No 3 day vacation yet.
>>20283186>Crowd was on fireThese people are clearly paid to say shit.
>>20283169The matches sucked but not because of length, it's retarded to complain about that part
>>20284802>>20284814>>20284850You're gonna have to try harder if you wanna become the biggest lolcow on /pw/ this weekThe cattle has you beat
>>20284252Isnt 99.99% if ICW fat unkemot loosers?Youre watching 2 or more oiled dudes gyrate against eachother grunting. Its like a fake gay porno. Which you pirate in your basement.Kinda sad.
>>20284905>unkemotkek what a fatfingered fool
>>20284252fraid so
>>20284919>Focused on the typo.>Didnt said im wrong.Kek, basement dwelling faggot
>>20284211Do you not realize this guy gets paid and or off for defending literally shit?
>>20284901>lolcow >anonymous posterlol retard, all i'm doing is creating another boogeyman for you autists to think about like the wheelchair guy. >>20284905I don't even watch wrestling, i follow stories here and there.
>>20284943>Didnt saidGOOOOOD
>>20284982>i didn't do nothingLrn2nigger i guess?
>>20284919When he gets mad, he starts typing all wrong, angry and in tears
>>20284800Aew has the best women's roster hands down Plus mina oozes sex appeal for some reason
>>20285018
>>20285002>he >not "they"/pw/ has to be the easiest board to troll ever without any planning. /pol/ and /v/ can be trolled depending on the thread but with /pw/ it's literally the whole fucking catalog.People reporting me and mods seeing that it's not a problem IP from the board resident boogeyman will backfire as false reports.
This place is what happens when fetal alcohol syndrome-sufferers all gather to air their views
>>20285047>iyo sky vs nia jax Just like i never left home :^) >>20285073WE WANT VINCE WE WANT VINCE WELCOME BACK WELCOME BACK
>>20283169>"the product"Still laugh at fans using this, like they're "in" with the so called cool kids working at WWE. kek. If it's "the product", he should be happy people watched it and paid, right? Why do they have to not criticize it as well?
>>20283169The super bowl suck and is retarded goyslop too.
>>20285094niggerball vs goyslop Can't say i enjoy any of that.
why do edrones immediately just talk about revenue and ticket salesdoes this happen in any other media? do star wars fans just immediately say "it made 2 billion dollars!" when someone says the new one sucks?
>>20283169That’s always been my football argument that normalfags never defend. Any given time you turn on a game, it’s ads or everyone is paused on the field while the jackoff commentators talk nonstop.
>>20283186>I watch torrents or illegal streams so it doesn't cost me anything>Making fun of bad products can be fun>It makes me feel better about watching other, better productswa la
>>20285047once she missed the star was kid finisher it was all over
>>20285062Sorry we didn't mean to misgender you xir
>>20285171Everyone on the internet are men, boys of the FBI. Lurk moar.
>>20285179or* herp derp
>>20285128real sports>is a shoot>have leagues>are regulated>have ad sponsorships at team, stadium, and player level>the players are contracted to the team, not one person or two people at the top.>players aren't "freelance workers" tied to shady contracts>players have an independent union>glory is determined by effort, and physically and strategically defeating opponents in live, non predetermined competition>The fate of a player's career isn't "creative" or some dweeb writer.Real sports have earned their credibility and sponsorships.
>>20284634so what do you actually watch
>>20285206niggers everywhere
>>20285179>Everyone on the internet are mengood morning xir
>>20285047Is this truly where the best wrestle?
>>20285260Nothing officially. Youtube videos related to vidya and fitness in general. Otherwise, i playvidya, workout, work an IRL job, eat, sleep and post on 4chan.
>>20285280It's 1pm faggot.
>>20285309And this is what you're doing with your afternoon? Grim.
>>20283169The stated reason Wrestlemania went to two nights was the long length of the original one night format. Wrestlemania 35 had 16 matches in one day. Wrestlemania 36, the first of the two night format, had 18 total matches. Compare that to this Wrestlemania which has 13 total matches. Wrestlemania 35 stats:https://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2019/4/14/18310037/wwe-wrestlemania-35-match-times-stats-breakdown-ppv-timing-longest-womens-match>The 12 matches combined for a total time of 2h 26m 11s. This means that 45.1% of the show was devoted to bell-to-bell action. This is the 84th highest percentage in this category out of the 87 WWE pay-per-view (PPV) events in my data set, which begins with Royal Rumble 2013. The only events with a smaller percentage are WrestleMania 33, WrestleMania 34, and WrestleMania 31.Wrestlemania 36 statshttps://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2020/4/7/21211719/wwe-wrestlemania-36-match-times-list>WrestleMania 35 lasted for 5 hours 24 minutes and 16 seconds. The main card of Night One lasted 2 hours, 58 minutes, and 43 seconds (2h 58m 43s). Here is a sorted list of the bell-to-bell times for the eight matches that took place during this event, excluding the 24/7 title change. These times add up to 1h 36m 36s, which is roughly 54.1% of the show
>>20285332What is an acceptable day/time to post, cool guy?
>>20285332It's not called free time for no reason. I had no plans today and took a day off because i'm financially well off.Yes i do 12 hour shifts on weekends(countingFriday) instead of the 40 hours weekday wageslaving. I'll probably play Skyrim a bit later but i just wanted to shitpost on /pw/ because WM42 is fucking trashfire and only the most braindead retards or gooners enjoys it. You will never have wrestling like it used to be in the WCW and WWF days ever again. Best to move on or talk shit about everything for fun.
>>20283169NFL fans are idiots though not sure that's the example you want to use
>>20285108Why do you spend your entire life console warring?
>>20283169Trouble trouble that’s wwe
>>20284201sounds like you have a dog in this fight
>>20285500Fumble Fumble That’s me
>>20285508Gotta have my dog ready to fight in case Tony Khan shows up to fuck him.
>>20283186>AEW fans said whatLiterally RENT FREE, so free in fact that if Tony was forced to pay rent for every wwe fan who constantly has him in their mind he could unironically go bankrupt.Not even Shad could cover that amount.
NFL is an acronym for Niggers Fumbling Life, nothing more needs to be explained when a picture is worth a thousand words. These subhuman would be in the jail system or do criminal activities if their jewish master didn't put them on a grass field running after an eggball for salaries higher than jobs that saves lives on a daily basis.Everyone from Hollywood to the sport organizations would either be paid minimum wage or get thrown into the gulags if it was just me. Better yet, let them kill each others into a death arena for everyone to watch. Five up to fifty buck a ticket.
Is this the bitchtits crash out thread?
>>20285527That's a shitposting thread. You're still on 4chan, this isn't discord with your drama bullshit and namefagging. /pw/ should be purged and the content sent to /trash/ permanently.
The hot pockets must be of legendary quality when i still didn't even get a 3 day vacation with blatant trolling and breaking the rules. Is there any moderation left on this garbage dead board? Why not just remove it permanently.I'd send some feedback about why it should be deleted but the system is broken. Thousands of us anonymous posters asked you faggot mods to add fucking IDS AND FLAGS on every single boards over 9000 times but not even RapeApe the lead moderator ever made a statement about it.Hiro aka gookmoot doesn't care about 4chan, so just sell it sorry you stupid fuck.
>>20285572How grim is your life that you're spending your Sunday doing this?
>>20283896>i guestsgood morning nigger
>>20285583says the guy spending his day watching wrestlemania Cone Zone edition
>>20285572Lmao. Epic e drone crash out right here
>>20285599Wrong, bozo
>>20284634PREACH IT BROTHER
Let me tell you something brother... /pw/ is not about wrestling, it's about a bunch of fucking losers simping for ugly bitches in their generals.Not only that but you have terminally online retards such as >>20285583 bitching and bitching about other anonymous posters doing the same thing as they do.HYPOCRISY at its finest on the drama and namefag board known as professional wrestling.YEAHYou mean professional whining for /pw/ because why not ban everyone in these gook threads and have the pigs and drones fight forever in /b/ among the chinks posting interracial porn as ragebait? That's WHAT i'd do if i were a paid janny. That's the bottom ____ cause anon said so.
>>20285640Promo's bad and this is a horrible way to spend your sunday
>>20283212It’s been obvious for a long time that WWE fans are largely failed, severely autistic, adult men. True loser’s losers.
>>20284440how is it missing the point to say that an NFL game will pretty much always fall within a certain narow range of minutes played outside extremely rare circumstances simply due to the nature of the game clock? Pro wrestling does not have this, the show has however much wrestling the promoters schedule it to have. Thus the comparison is fucking retarded. As an NFL fan you already know about how much actual gameplay you're going to get before you ever step foot in the stadium. Pro wrestling is not the same in that regard. Bet you love them stretching this trash out to 2 nights as well you fucking rube.
>>20283169its called post purchase rationalization and brownoids do this better then any other race
>>20285671Man, i'm fucking bored, just let me shitpost. I never put that many words in any of my posts and these are worked shoots on the state of this miserable board.
>>20285695Carry on, nigga. I'm only fucking around.
>>20284364Man, imagine being so autistic and so insecure that you’ve convinced yourself to believe that Tony Kahn is so all-powerful and omniscient that he pays for literally every single positive thing you read and/or gets posted about AEW and not just accepting that WWE sucks ass under TKO. I’m sorry, but people didn’t enjoy a shitty show wearing the skin suit of Wrestlemania. Untie your personal identity from WWE man. Breathe.
>>20285705No problem, if only everyone could just chill the fuck out especially with the brand wars. The quality of posting would increase.Not even /v/ is that insane with brand wars compared to /pw/.
>>20285695worked
>>20285734I broke kayfabe and i'm not doing overtime. Fuck that shit dude.
wwe "fans" are pure retards judging by these tweets.just a complete lack of taste, complete slop slurping ball washers."ooooo deh lights were so bright mmmm greyons"They don't understand or care that the thing you've paid to see, the WRESTLING part, the "in-ring minutes" have been cut in favor of a gross amount of eye sore advertisements that completely ruin the flow of the show.7 wrestling matches on a 4 hour show with most of them going sub 10 minutes. Slow paced and boring yet somehow rushed at the same time. Absolute shit.I don't even blame the talent. It's just total corpo bullshit.And these retards eat it up.
>>20285728I agree. This place has been the drizzling shits. Even moreso than usual.
>>20285728kill yourself
>>20283169>the super bowl only has 18 minutes of gameplaywhat a profoundly retarded statement
>>20285527afraid so, see >>20285542
>>20283186He's actually right here. The vast majority of wrestling fans would rather watch 3-4 hours of ad slop with wrestling sprinkled in than miss the show. AEW is begging for views but can't get any significant numbers because wrestling fans are hypocrits. You don't want wrestling quality or even QUANTITY. You want moments, just like papa Haitch has prescribed.
>>20286482Great, now i can pretend to be /pw/ namefags to farm (You)s without any efforts because of low IQ niggers such as yourself.t. still no 3 day vacationlmao wtf
