>No can do Hunter, it's fucking fucked.

Brock Lesnar vs. Oba Femi No Holds Barred Match
Keep the open challenge vibe, but add the stipulation so Brock can go full Beast mode without "protecting" Femi too much. Femi gets a huge upset win by countering an F-5 into a powerbomb through the announce table, then hitting his finisher. Post-match, Lesnar gives him the respect nod (and a future program). This gets the crowd hot early instead of a standard singles that might feel flat.

"The Demon" Finn Bálor vs. Dominik Mysterio — Falls Count Anywhere
Lean into the Judgment Day civil war. Demon Bálor looks terrifying with full entrance. Dom gets help from the rest of JD early, but Bálor clears house. Finish: Bálor hits a Coup de Grâce off the stage through a table for the win. This feels chaotic and Mania-worthy, advances the stable split.

Sami Zayn (c) vs. Trick Williams (w/ Lil Yachty) — United States Championship
Keep it mostly straight, but add a fun celebrity spot: Lil Yachty gets involved briefly (maybe a distraction or a weak chair shot). Zayn retains with the Helluva Kick after a back-and-forth that showcases Trick's athleticism. Post-match, Zayn offers a handshake—Trick accepts. Solid midcard storytelling without overcomplicating.

Six-Pack Ladder Match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship: Penta (c) vs. Je'Von Evans vs. Dragon Lee vs. Rusev vs. JD McDonagh vs. Rey Mysterio
Make it a Tables, Ladders & Chairs (TLC) version to up the chaos. Rey gets a huge pop for his return spots (619 + splash off a ladder). High spot of the night: Someone (probably Je'Von or Dragon Lee) does a crazy dive off a super-tall ladder.
1/2

Winner: Rey Mysterio pulls down the title in a feel-good moment. This rewards the legend while giving the young guys (Evans, Lee) spotlight in the loss. Penta gets protected by taking big bumps but looking dominant.

Jade Cargill (c) vs. Rhea Ripley — WWE Women's Championship
This is already a banger on paper (power vs. power). Fix the build criticism by making it No DQ. Let them brawl into the crowd, use weapons (kendo sticks, chairs), and have Rhea dominate early with her aggression before Jade's athleticism turns it around.
Winner: Rhea Ripley (clean in the middle after a Riptide onto a chair). Big title change that feels earned—Rhea gets her massive Mania moment, Jade looks like a star in defeat and can chase rematches. This elevates the women's division.

Main Event: CM Punk (c) vs. Roman Reigns — World Heavyweight Championship
Keep the high stakes: If Reigns loses, he's "gone" (or at least takes a long hiatus—classic wrestling "retirement" tease). Add a 30-minute time limit or Last Man Standing element if needed for drama, but mostly let them tell the story.Early: Technical, Shield callbacks, Punk's "better than you" cockiness vs. Reigns' "Acknowledge Me" aura.
Middle: Reigns spears Punk through the barricade; Punk hits GTS on the apron.
Finish: Reigns hits a Spear... 1... 2... Punk kicks out! Crowd explodes. Punk fights back with a barrage, sets up for another GTS—Reigns counters into a guillotine, Punk fades but powers out. Final sequence: Punk goes for the Anaconda Vise, Reigns powers to his feet, hits a Superman Punch + Spear combo for the 3-count.

Winner and NEW Champion: Roman Reigns.
Post-match: Reigns stands tall as the crowd (mixed reaction) acknowledges him. Punk sells the loss like a warrior, maybe gets a respectful nod from Reigns before "leaving" (setting up his own return arc later). No cheap interference—let it feel like a passing of the torch with history.

2/2

>>20284227
>>20284232
Slop

>>20284227
>>20284232
>all gimmick matches
>retarded unsafe spots like a coup de grace off the stage
>everyone is heckin' respectful after the bangerino and shakes le hands or gives a COOL cowboy nod
Are we sure it isn't AEW that uses AI to book?

>>20284212
>Triple Gaytch uses that pozzed garbage instead of GLM

>>20284212
Brock Lesnar and Oba Femi DP Alexa Bliss in the middle of the ring

>>20284227
>add a fun celebrity spot
holy shit…..